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@JoshuaHowsam

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I wear a disguise to look like human guys. If you don't like baseball, my tweets will probably annoy you. Host of @TurfPod .

Joined December 2010
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@JoshuaHowsam
Joshua
9 months
Your annual reminder that there is no such thing as a “leader” in free agency. There is a winner when the player actually signs and 29 losers (many of whom will not have played).
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
I really hope the Dodgers don’t make a single World Series in the next 10 years.
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9 months
Fuck it, I hope Ohtani gets booed out of the building in April.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
The Toronto Blue Jays were 16.5 games out of first on July 10. The are now 4.5 back of the first place Yankees.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
It's official, both Jon Morosi and JP Hoornstra are never allowed in Canada again.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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3 years
Now that their Jays eras are officially over, I think we can all say a gigantic thank you to Robbie Ray and Marcus Semien for what they gave to Toronto Blue Jays fans for the last year. They both should (and will) get very nice hands when they return here.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
Adam Cimber. Forgot his glove.
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chelsea leite
9 months
Who is on that Anaheim to Toronto plane? (Wrong Answers Only)
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
Remember when the Blue Jays signed George Springer? That was a good move.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
Hoornstra today:
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@JoshuaHowsam
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5 months
John Schneider vindicated today. Berrios gave up a homer to the next batter he faced after coming out of the Twins game.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
The Blue Jays are now closer to first place in the AL East than they are to being out of a playoff spot.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
Bradley Zimmer is going to take Justin Verlander deep.
@BlueJays
Toronto Blue Jays
2 years
Touched down in H-Town 🔥 #NextLevel
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
It was fucking 8-1. Embarrassing.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
I really respect the Toronto beat writers. I think they've done a really good job with the Ohtani stuff especially. But that piece up on SN right now is absolute trash.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
The Blue Jays have now played 17 games against teams that made the postseason last year (Boston, Houston and New York). They are 11-6 in those games and they're not hitting at all. This team is very, very good.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
Man, does one game make people forget about a lot. Bass is being torched because he was bad yesterday, but dude had a 1.75 ERA here and only let 4/15 inherited runners score. He was an AWESOME trade pickup and we should be happy he’s coming back.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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7 months
There’s only one writer in Toronto who would ever frame a tweet like this. A normal person would say “here’s why Varsho could exceed expectations.” But Wilner has to always be “here’s why I’m smarter than you.” It’s hilariously on brand.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
Just give Vlad $400M now and be done with it. Make him a Blue Jay for life.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
Jose Bautista, owner of the Texas Rangers.
@CodifyBaseball
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2 years
Who is your favorite MLB team owner ever?
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
But don't worry, if you eliminate today's Berrios start along with all his other bad starts, he's having a great season.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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3 years
Runs allowed by Blue Jays starters on the homestand so far: Jul 30: Striping - 2 Jul 31: Manoah - 0 Aug 1: Berrios - 0 Aug 2: Ray - 2 Aug 3: Ryu - 2 Aug 4: Matz - 0 Aug 5: Stripling - 0 6 runs allowed in 43 1/3 innings or a 1.31 ERA. That'll play.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
If the Jays got Ohtani, I wouldn't hesitate to offer Tiedemann for Soto.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
Announce Freddie Freeman and Jose Ramirez, @BlueJays !
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
Fuck it. Let’s do it again.
@VladtheBuilderr
Vlad the Builder (Night Mode)
9 months
Cody Bellingers gf via Instagram 👀
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@JoshuaHowsam
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1 month
The Jays need a to do the funniest thing and bring back Kikuchi in free agency.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
I hope the Dodgers never get beyond the NLCS while Ohtani is there.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
Here's BNS quote-tweeting Morosi with an eyes emoji. But shame on you fans for believing what he said later!
@bnicholsonsmith
Ben Nicholson-Smith
9 months
Six years ago, Shohei Ohtani made his decision Dec. 8 👀
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@JoshuaHowsam
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1 year
Man, I LOVE letting the closer entrance happen on TV instead of cutting to a commercial.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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13 days
I would really like to live in the alternate timeline where he signed in Toronto.
@MLB
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#WALKOFF GRAND SLAM TO JOIN THE 40-40 CLUB THERE IS ONLY ONE SHOHEI OHTANI.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
That Espinal double was 106.9 mph. That’s 2.5 mph harder than his previous career max.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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5 months
He’s the best outfielder in baseball.
@SNstats
Sportsnet Stats
5 months
According to MLB, this play made by Daulton Varsho had a 5% catch probability #TOTHECORE
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3 years
Extend Ray and Semien forever, please.
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1 month
The trade grade piece on ESPN is hilarious. It includes this line: "All in all, this is an excellent return for a walk-year pitcher at Kikuchi's level, as the Blue Jays apparently were able to leverage Houston's win-right-now mindset against them." Grade given for Toronto: C+
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@JoshuaHowsam
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5 years
My guy.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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6 years
Say what you want about the Dome, but at least the surrounding area doesn't look as bad as Anaheim's.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
Man. I was a little disappointed that the Ohtani stuff didn't come to fruition today, but mostly fine with it since it was all a lot of fun anyway. But now I'm fucking pissed at the local writers. Such classless, holier-than-thou bullshit.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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3 years
Alejandro Kirk came to the plate four times last night. Here are his exit velos in PA order (mph): 100.4 - HR 100.5 - 1B 102.3 - Lineout 100.6 - HR Dude just rakes.
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@JoshuaHowsam
Joshua
9 months
So great of this asshole to do MLB/the agent's bidding to get the Ohtani offer higher then post this crap. Fuck him.
@jphoornstra
J.P. Hoornstra
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Surprise, surprise.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
Bo Bichette had some serious Jose Bautista energy tonight. You love to see it.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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3 years
Today's recap: Jays win (in hilarious, stupidly fun fashion) Yankees lose Red Sox lose Mariners lose A's lose That's a good day.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
100% what happened.
So Morosi and Hoornstra totally reported that so the Dodgers could up their offer, right?
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
Pete Walker will be (and should be) suspended. Going 82 mph in a 45 zone is fucking insane to begin with. Doing it while inebriated is just so dangerous to everybody. No excuses. Really disappointing, Pete.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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6 months
I know Donaldson comes with a lot of baggage, but he contributed so much to building an entire generation of Blue Jays fans.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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4 years
This could not have gone better for the Blue Jays. My goodness.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
The media reputation sure took a monster hit with this Ohtani thing. First you had Hoornstra doing agent bidding (probably unknowingly) and Morosi with his bomb, then the bullshit from Shi Davidi admonishing fans for believing people they consistently tell us to believe.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
Very true. Rosenthal and Heyman act like Toronto is a tiny village with one main street. Morosi loves it here and sings Toronto's praises. But man...hard to recover his reputation among fans after that Ohtani thing.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
Told you all.
@JoshuaHowsam
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2 years
Bradley Zimmer is going to take Justin Verlander deep.
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2 years
It's pretty incredible that the Red Sox are 72-68 against every non-Blue Jays team and 3-16 against the Jays. They actually weren't an awful team, but the Jays just completely owned them.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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1 year
Whit Merrifield has hits in 14/16 games he has played and reached base in the other two via walk or HBP. Overall he's currently sitting with a line of .316/.359/.404. He is definitely taking the 2B job and running with it in the early going.
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@JoshuaHowsam
Joshua
3 years
Stay away.
@jonmorosi
Jon Morosi
3 years
Pete Walker is one name to remember as #Mets continue to evaluate managerial candidates. Walker pitched for the Mets and has received very strong reviews in the industry for his work as #BlueJays pitching coach, most notably with Robbie Ray's success in Toronto.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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9 months
I still believe @jphoornstra . He never said Ohtani was coming here today. That was crazy plane-tracking fun getting sent to 11 by some Morosi bullshit. But I think Ohtani is going to be a Blue Jay.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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8 months
I honestly fear that if the Jays don't make any significant additions and don't hit early, they're going to get booed at home. I don't really know if the FO understands the anger that's in the fanbase.
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3 years
The Jays bullpen has been gassed of late. So off an off day what does Ryu do? 7 IP, 0 R, 4 H, 7 K, 0 BB. Ace.
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2 years
The Yankee fan tears over a great tactical move are tremendous.
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2 years
Super basic Chad Green option flowchart:
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2 years
Today would have been my mother's birthday. It's a sad day and I wanted to get something for my family to honour her. @cheechoo98 made this and it is the greatest gift. She was a huge Blue Jays fan and this is from the last game she ever attended. Thank you so, so much, Ed.
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Man, the weirdest thing to come out of yesterday was the rebirth of the "Jays can't sign free agents" nonsense. 2022-2023: signed Bassitt, Kiermaier, Belt, Green 2021-2022: signed Gausman, Kikuchi, Garcia 2020-2021: signed Springer, Semien, Ray 2019-2020: signed Ryu, Roark(🤢)
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2 months
A good reminder that the MLB Draft order is absolutely fucked. The Rays, who won 99 games last year, are picking in front of the Jays (who won 89 games) because they both lost in the WC round and Tampa has lower revenue ceiling. Just insanely stupid.
@bnicholsonsmith
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Wow, the Rays just picked the Blue Jays' pocket, taking Nathan Flewelling – an 18-year-old catcher from Red Deer Alberta, 94th overall. Blue Jays were up next at 95th overall and had scouted Flewelling extensively.
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2 months
Peak capitalism comment. Nothing has value unless it makes you money.
@Leg_baseball
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If they don't get drafted, that's a waste of money
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9 months
Yamamoto is also going to sign with the Dodgers so Ken and Heyman can write how it's good for baseball that Ohtani is making nothing this year so they can try and build a super team. Great for the sport.
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1 year
Would really like the Jays to re-sign Jordan Hicks.
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@JoshuaHowsam
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4 years
That loss is 100% on Montoyo. It was malpractice leaving Giles in there.
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Hyun-Jin Ryu can earn his entire $20M salary with a gem tomorrow.
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4 months
This is honestly the worst part. Springer used to have this “I’m about to change the game” aura too.
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I used to get excited when Vlad came up to bat.
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Kawhi was the minor leagues compared to all this.
@LucasGinevro_
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@JoshuaHowsam It’s official this has officially exceeded Kawhi watch
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2 years
Anyway, while Brian Cashman is trying to turn the people of New York against Aaron Judge, George Springer is out here just making more people fall in love with the Jays.
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2 years
If the Jays go 4-2 the rest of the way, Tampa would need to go 6-1 to catch them and Seattle would need to go 7-1. Just win the series against Boston and Baltimore. The Jays are clearly better than both those teams and that’s all they should need to host a wild card series.
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5 months
This is the pitch you’d hope would be a 2-run homer. Not a double play ball.
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9 months
This would be insane.
@thegoldenmuzzy
Nick Alberga
9 months
If the Jays have any stones, Shohei Ohtani gets plunked first AB vs. Jays
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9 months
Everybody was just goofing off and having fun with the plane tracking and the silly Kikuchi dinner report. Then came Hoornstra's story which whipped everybody up followed by Morosi's bullshit bomb. To blame fans for believing is insane.
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3 years
It's truly amazing the Jays have gained 10.5 games on the Yankees in 16 days. I can't imagine that kind of deficit has been erased that fast too often.
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2 years
There's a zero percent chance that Realmuto knows the USA has the same vaccine rules for entry.
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1 year
Vlad hitting a soft GIDP on a 91 mph, middle-middle fastball perfectly encapsulates this 2023 roster.
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From “man, I wonder how much the Jays regret that Berríos deal” to “geez, I don’t love that opt out after 2026” in a year.
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The Jays have to be pretty disappointed with only 26.5K fans on a Friday night. They definitely partially have themselves to blame with the frustrating season, but you’d still expect more people for a September weekend game while the team is in a postseason spot.
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So there are two pitchers in Blue Jays history with games of 13 K and 0 BB. Roger Clemens (4 times) Robbie Ray (twice) That's it. What a star.
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Joshua
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George Springer right now:
@JeffPassan
Jeff Passan
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The Houston Astros released first baseman José Abreu. He is owed more than $30 million on the free agent deal he signed last year.
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2 years
The dirty little secret is that the Jays have been kinda mediocre all year. Even that little recent winning run was against bad and severely depleted teams.
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The biggest problem with the Jays right now is that they have nothing that is inspiring hope within the fanbase. It really was the absolute worst time to have the type of offseason they did.
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2 years
Here's my view on Teoscar. It SUUUUCKS losing him for a reliever (who was unreal last year), but if they re-invest the money and get top guys, it's alright. I'm going to hate him being on the Mariners though, and wish Rogers would just let the Jays afford these guys.
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2 years
Sign Freeman, Blue Jays!
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1 year
Rowdy Tellez now has 44 home runs since the start of 2021. Sometimes it's fun to see guys succeed even if they were traded away. It's very hard to root against Rowdy.
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I'm really enjoying the Schneider sisters' pushes to get Davis Schneider into the All-Star game.
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2 years
Cool stadium announcement. Now announce some trades, Blue Jays.
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9 months
Think of the people, Shohei. If you choose the Dodgers, Canada will be crushed. If you choose the Jays, the Dodgers fans will just shrug and say "oh well. Let's go get Yamamoto instead."
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2 years
Vlad should take the field in the home run jacket next inning.
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2 years
The Texas Rangers have added Corey Seager, Marcus Semien, Jon Gray and Mitch Garver. Their good players are now Corey Seager, Marcus Semien, Jon Gray and Mitch Garver. They still absolutely suck. *I know they also signed Kole Calhoun, but I don't think he's that good.
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Regardless of aims for next year, the Jays should absolutely still be trading Chad Green, Isiah Kiner-Falefa, Yusei Kikuchi, Justin Turner and Kevin Kiermaier this weekend (well, by Tuesday).
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@JoshuaHowsam
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Offseason plan: Re-sign Hicks/Green Sign Joc Pederson Sign Harrison Bader Sign one of Justin Turner/Rhys Hoskins/Jorge Soler Sign Jeimer Candelario Totally, doable...right? RIGHT?!
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2 years
The Jays are now 1.5 up on Tampa and 2 up on Seattle. You love to see it.
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1 year
The Jays are 1/26 with RISP in this series now with the one hit being a flare over the infield. I don't even understand how that level of EXTREME futility is even possible.
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9 months
Sign Ohtani and trade for Juan Soto then score 1000 runs and win the World Series.
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2 years
So the Freeman bidding, per Heyman, is between the Dodgers, Jays, Red Sox, Yankees and Rays. The AL East is the worst.
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3 months
@hayley_routley Even after reading this tweet and knowing it was NOT a sandwich, I still thought it was a sandwich.
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2 years
That was a great outing by Kikuchi. Great to see.
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3 years
Blue Jays are going to get José Ramírez in the offseason and be the AL Dodgers.
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9 months
All the US based writers whining about Ohtani’s secrecy are really telling on themselves. There’s just as much buzz about him regardless and it’s generating no shortage of fan interest. The real difference: Those writers have no access. They can’t handle it.
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2 years
Just extend Manoah now.
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11 months
It’s amazing how less stressful this would’ve all been if the Jays has just held ONE of the four late leads they blew against the Mariners.
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