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@umusinde

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insecure male

Kampala, Uganda
Joined May 2019
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@umusinde
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4 years
How come I'm always at home?
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@umusinde
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7 months
back to back tests and coursework won’t take you off my to-do list darling.
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@umusinde
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@umusinde
2WANA.
6 months
in my leisure time I attend some lectures.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
🕯️🕯️🕯️20 points for all my guys🕯️🕯️🕯️
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
guys would spend 6500 on supper and be like "tasse your fork after." pls be joking man.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
9 months
some papers you finish and just accept you'll be discussing with freshers next year.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Chelsea is a big club, but i prefer Inter-act.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
7 months
hasn’t even rained for 30min and they’ve made me climb. y’all deserve to live in the desert.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
10 months
next sem,I'll cram the course outline in the first two weeks and keep reciting at like a prayer at 6:43am daily. firefighting is for Uneb kids.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
5 months
Interna kids watching chubas warm up
@LegendsKla
Legends
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Hi beautiful people 🤩 Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Guys came to collect screenshots to post on status.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Impatiently waiting for the day I leave my father's house.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
A-level math needs to be soaked in rice.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
the legend ,the myth, the man himself, Suuna Ben!!!!!
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
I'm sorry but if i see "Hey there,I'm using Whatsapp.", I'm automatically assuming you're 45+ years.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
10 months
I remember some Vulcan built like this
@fasc1nate
Fascinating
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The skeleton of an ape
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@umusinde
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3 years
bro i can't believe I've only taken 2 pictures this year.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
"hwz u" "Xul" "jxt" "lyk"
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
the pain of poorly spent money.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
8 months
There’s this new babe;I’ll catch her after valentine’s. her man has to first invest before I touch.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
must I greet them all!!!??
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
next year I'm not watching Chelsea games.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
But that kid received for nothing. Lad was on a chill caining laps in his white boku and firre unlash misplaced anger on him.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
I'm sure Kanye was that guy you don't lend money before VD.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Proverbs 16.9 Thanks be to God.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
owa S5 vac mukowu!!!!!!!
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@umusinde
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3 years
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Hardy guy/hardy babe until they give you Backhouse.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
We once had Jamal, Radio and Aziz.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
"you look good from far." what!?
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Anytime now I'm caining equator at home, bc these children have become a problem.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
1 year
in Kampala you can’t dance properly without shouting “eh ehhh” the whole time?
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
them Caribbean skirts 😪
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
got scared today when I played J-hus and my mum sang along.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Everytime I come here i start by checking @fayad_mpanga 's header. Funny guys will always win.⚡
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@umusinde
2WANA.
10 months
I chass when guys begun posting bible quotes at 3am.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
1 year
should have staked that PUJAB rack on Argentina.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
risking it all this year. living like a jaj guy.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
my hatred for eggplants and katunkuma will never end.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Telling this to someone's daughter when she asks what are we!?"
@_iamkabera_
Kabera Angel
3 years
"What are you?" - To define is to limit.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
beautiful thugger girls. no skips.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Btw i joined this app to have fun, don't stress me.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Still looking forward to my first Nyege Nyege
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@umusinde
2WANA.
8 months
How Keno feels rn😭
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@SamaEmme
Sama & TheLights💫
8 months
Weevils everywhere! 📸 @rugby_agency .
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@umusinde
2WANA.
6 months
single guys have fun. cuffed guys have fun. but if you're looking for fun by chasing either of these, you'll never have a good time.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
5 months
guy thinks he wants trophies more than the coach that exhausts all his leave days to be with the team, more than the players that will struggle with books and injuries all year,more than guys that send the team racks and supplies.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Justify your suffering by becoming successful. Otherwise you'll be miserable for nothing.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
5 months
Liking your own posts is too funny😂
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
I hope this season's soccer is as hot as those kits.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
There's a restaurant serving boiled fries and wet clay at 80k and guys were cancelling CJ's.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
weird guys listen to the voice notes they send other people. PS: I am weird guys.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Pharrell will be 107 and still look like he hasn't seen a day of puberty.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
8 months
the last vacation you had was S6vac but you want to compete with a senior citizen for babes. let's respect our elders pls.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
4 years
the walk from class to DH at lunchtime makes me wonder if Smack is in sudan.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Death by crates.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
KitKat must be the chocolate version of Nike.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
4 years
I'm not pretending anymore Levels are real and vital for a proper balance in life.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Finally off Instagram, dreams do come true.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
But money has ghosted me!!
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Still waiting for the "I'm new here, show me around" tweets.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
pls let's normalize using disposable plates at family gatherings bc honestly washing all those dishes,excuse me but no pls.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Actively ignoring Oloni's thread bc i want to have a good Monday.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
4 years
Highsch celebs made us believe that being on instagram,snapchat,excessive plot and smoking weed..(which was their lifestyle)...made you cool. Most kids thesedays try too hard to copy and paste this life instead of living they lives. Big mistake G!!!
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@umusinde
2WANA.
9 months
Imagine walking from block A to block D just to pass mum the remote.
@bruno_akampa
Mutana ❁
9 months
Ugandans have money🙌
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@umusinde
2WANA.
4 years
Beating kidos got me nowhere Let's stop the vice!!
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
I was about to slide and ask for your number. But I've done it way too often only to yield disappointment. I'd rather keep myself hooked in the fantasies I create in my head because they maintain the perfection that I perceive when i think about you.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
5 months
"the worse you treat them,the longer they stay"
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@umusinde
2WANA.
6 months
chips guys jazzing yet two teams scored a total of 03.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
It's unrealistic to expect a "Joe-Love" type relationship in Uganda bc you're going to do the simplest shit and your girl will be calling Radio Simba hosts at 11pm explaining your relationship to a mass communication grad with no experience in couples therapy
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@umusinde
2WANA.
9 months
F1 kiddos when it's cake time on Feast Day.
@baronedgar8
EDGAR ™
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
adjusting my music taste this year bc i won't be dancing amapiano at 53.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Ass and titties, it's not an either-or thing. But all things in moderation.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Too much bandwagon!!!
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Gal Gadot and Ryan Reynolds delivered.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
nothing tops Burna Boy performing Killin Dem. nothing!!!!??
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Make-up will compensate for looks, not personality.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Gotta stop judging people by what they post on their status
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@umusinde
2WANA.
11 months
“You should support SA bc you’re African”
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Back to sms and minutes.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
trousers getting torn in town has to be one of the most random things to ever happen in my life.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
You don't need to read Martial and Brother Mpanga's chats.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
4 years
Self doubt is a catalyst for all my problems
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
we suffer more in our thoughts than in reality.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
8 months
looking for a reason to bring this back.
@edgarjrakimanzi
pilot
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Uganda school's SEASONS in a few.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
6 months
kid bro calls me from sch to chat how smack is using solar powered players. the banter is real.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
Tired and highly irritable.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
7 months
long live Super Mega @akaworldwide
@Didiiiiiiiiii_
Didiiiiiiii
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Define “peak South African music “
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@umusinde
2WANA.
6 months
funniest group of females is those expecting a guy to make a move😂
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@umusinde
2WANA.
6 months
Smack to the final!!!!!!!!
@umusinde
2WANA.
6 months
Matthew Musasizi pen in last play Smack -22 Macos-20
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
What are we waiting for to riot!?
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@umusinde
2WANA.
9 months
"all you can eat buffet"
@sk_bongomin93
Acholi goddd
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These string of besties😅😅🤩🤩
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@umusinde
2WANA.
5 years
This is my dad at 21 years.... He lost his dad at 16 years... He struggled to give me shit ever since i was born... Yet he never got the chance to enjoy his own life... Imma do all i can not to ashame his hustle GOD BLESS MY CAUSE!!!
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
Spending a whole night picking your fit only for your mum to ask, "That's what you're going in?" 😑
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
I can't trust anyone saying lockdown will be lifted before Fabrizio tweets.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
4 years
So our parents paid 500k for us to sing the alphabet and play in the sand pit and they thought they were investing in us?
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@umusinde
2WANA.
3 years
I've watched too many episodes of catfish to get caught.
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@umusinde
2WANA.
2 years
would love to thank God for this performance. and @SMASK_School for giving us the chance to thrive. now let the vacationing commence.
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