@ihatejoelkim
What if we made all statues wifi hotspots and wireless charging locations; that way those creepy Alice in Wonderland statues in Central Park start doing their part instead of having frivolous tea parties.
I go to the gym, I do my stupid little exercises and my stupid little stretches, and my body still looks like one of those skinny organic chicken tenders from Whole Foods
Growing up I spent a lot of time thinking who in my massive conservative family was the gay one and it turned out to be me, the youngest of 40 grandchildren. And you say God doesn’t exist?
Guys that take their clothes off in airplane bathrooms are wild. Not once have I stepped into those tiny, poorly lit death traps and been like, “this is sexy”
I also want to acknowledge my growth these past three months. I’ve gone from 10 to 32 Twitter friends, and that’s honestly more impressive than anything I’ve done in grad school thus far
I would love to go back to a time where I don’t feel immense pressure to respond to text messages. Give me a postman on a horse and three months to respond.
Every day I am thankful that I left my small hometown and met people who lived different experiences and believed things that challenged my minuscule worldview because how awful it must be to limit oneself to hate and bigotry and think that’s all there is to this huge universe.
A new Reba McEntire sitcom is in the works at NBC.
It will be about Reba inheriting her father’s restaurant and becoming less than thrilled to discover she has a new business partner in the half-sister she never knew she had.
Thanks for following me, but I’m mostly honored that so many porn bots signed up for what will be a disappointing parade of bad tweets about, most likely, Chipotle
Can’t wait for fleets to be gone. I have that stupid need to click through stories and I can’t be wasting time doing that on both Instagram and Twitter
Season two finale of house of the dragon was prime season 2 quality. No theatrical or climatic moments, but a powerful display in constraint for the sake of character and story development. Y’all complained when season 7/8 were rushed, so let them bake.
In line at Starbucks looking at the TL, and of course the gays did it once again. Old ass lady behind me audibly gasped at, honestly, everything. Morning, Linda 😘
thinking about when nasa recorded greetings to the universe in 55 different languages attached to the voyager spacecraft as it journeyed through the interstellar space
Still haven’t figured out what type of market Chicago is having this weekend. Not once have I seen fresh produce, art, handcrafted goods, etc. Suspiciously, there is always a lot of men and that’s a red flag for sure.
If you’re still getting upset by superheroes being 💅🏼that’s on you for being a sack of balls. Doesn’t make ‘em less queer. They wear costumes to fight crime for goodness’ sake.
What’s nice about break is I have so many ideas on how I want to relax (e.g. play my switch, read, binge netflix, do a face-mask), but I end up lying in my bed for half the day and that’s okay.