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@ulvestan

15 days

To summarise I’m absolutely stumped. Gn

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@ulvestan

2 months

Cause it’s cool having someone from your town winning Eurovision I have no idea what you’re trying to say

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2 months

Why is there a BUNCH of kids...

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4 months

And there’s our evidence

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5 months

Her budget is WHAT???

⋆｡ Calito ✩🇵🇷

@CalThisWay

5 months

@bloodylikeabody not her wearing the music video outfit to the red carpet😭 her budget is $10

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@ulvestan

5 months

This is the ONLY (non Snap/Arcade) song that gets any airplay in Australia and it really is so deserved- ik it’s a matter of taste but FOR ME this is hard to dislike

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@ulvestan

4 months

What the fuck is wrong with you

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@ulvestan

5 months

“Works of art” aren’t anywhere near safe- Aija NQed literally last year

𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒊𝒔 🇫🇷

@slayesc

5 months

yall can’t say that this isn’t a safe qualifier, because this is just a work of art, watch portugal doing history again

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@ulvestan

3 months

The worst Eurovision song of all time argue with a wall

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@kevintagees

3 months

🇮🇱 2019 Kobi Marimi «Home» 0 points (jury vote - grand final)

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@ulvestan

5 months

Oh? W

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5 months

What the hell?

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@TrueSlazac

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5 months

I like her but why is Aiko so allergic to good styling?

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@ulvestan

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@NevilleDiem Well actually

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4 months

French HoD now my new favourite person on earth

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@ulvestan

4 months

@emzswife You say 🇵🇸🍉 DNI but then interact with me? Thats just confusing

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@ulvestan

5 months

This is such an awful closer like if they didn’t want to close with Finland or Australia again then like Veronika was RIGHT THERE

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@ulvestan

4 months

@gigistheway They’re both so nice- in all fairness I’d be surprised if Marina knew given she hasn’t been to any pre parties yet Nemo took it very well- hope the two clarified everything backstage

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@ulvestan

2 months

Why are there so many Nazis on this site

Jory Micah💜🇵🇸🕊️

@jorymicah

2 months

FACTS.

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@ulvestan

5 months

This is kind of an incredible performance

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@ulvestan

4 months

@liv_liv_liv__ Honestly it only really clicked for me during the final and my lord did it CLICK- absolutely insane

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@ulvestan

4 months

@JakebWaddell @TheWestSport @westaustralian @AnthDeCeglie Notice how there’s another club in western Australia set to debut 2 players. Just say you’re a WCE outlet

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@ulvestan

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@CartiersSaint NOT THE DISCUSSION IN THE BACKGROUND HELP

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@redbullsvviings Still has absolutely ZERO right to go that hard

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@Priyant1987 Oh the French ended you here

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4 months

@danthegooner46 Sarajevo is in Bosnia btw 😭

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@ulvestan

3 months

This was a great winner wasn’t it

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@ulvestan

4 months

@jamievanbuyten No but SAME she seemed kinda nice

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@ulvestan

3 months

@AaronJBoucher Tbh I think the SBS really needs to get creative if they want any interest in the contest. Partnering with the ABC which is the larger state owned broadcaster (I.e. airing an NF there à la Stefan Raab) would easily double NF viewership at least (increasing ratings in May too)

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@ulvestan

4 months

@FaZeTam @1854plus1984 If you’re pro-Israel and pro-Russia than maybe you SHOULD change your political views

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@ulvestan

5 months

If she doesn’t improve vocally it’s NQing in semi final 2. Austria when will you learn?

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@ulvestan

4 months

@bosdovja92 That she’s ok supporting an artist singing a song which was deliberately written as propaganda to excuse well documented war crimes and ethnic cleansing in Gaza

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@ulvestan

5 months

When will they stop

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@ulvestan

5 months

@SilvestrasBelte Silvester did you get hacked like this is so random 😭

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@ulvestan

3 months

@afterglowhayley They’re both Londoners in the alt scene there it makes sense tbh

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@ulvestan

4 months

Tanking the Cypriot staging so your wife can score well is the definition of unconditional love

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@enthughesed

4 months

@ESCdiscord I really thought this staging would be impossible for Marvin Dietmann to mess up... I was wrong

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@ulvestan

4 months

What a wonderful and respectful artist- so happy to be represented by them

Henry McKean

@HenryMcKean

4 months

“Just correct yourself and don’t do it again.” Bambie Thug gives advice if you misgender someone accidentally. @AntonSavageShow @NewstalkFM @Bambiethug

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@ulvestan

2 months

@moonies_XP Yeah like I had to ask it’s so random that I’m not even sure if it’s queerphobia

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@ulvestan

4 months

@VocaISuspension Croatia’s coming top 5 televote pls 😭

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@ulvestan

10 days

Think we give Bambie too much of a pass for shit like this it’s unnecessarily toxic. Felt iffy about them for a while now

aziraphale

@aziraphalala1

10 days

They really feeding themself with hate and toxicity. 31 year old grown person acting like this way, so sad! What will you earn when you cancelled baby lasagna who is in the beginning of his career and trying to do his dream job? Is this gonna make you happy, satisfied or what?

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@ulvestan

4 months

Textbook racism here

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@ulvestan

5 months

@NevilleDiem I have like 20 different versions of this performance bookmarked I can keep going x

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@ulvestan

2 months

@regina_wtf I know I’m just confused as to why Afonso thinks only adults would attend

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@ulvestan

4 months

So apparently THIS is Bambie’s dancer 😭😭

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@ulvestan

6 months

@eurobooth @escbaran Due to the large number of Europeans who are either Zionist or has been made to believe that Israel is in the same situation as Ukraine is even though they’re not remotely similar

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@ulvestan

10 days

Anders being an absolute wanker yet having a certain subset of fans think he’s the funniest man alive? I think I’ve seen this one before

Dan 🇬🇧

@danthegunner46

10 days

Some of yous still normalise his behaviour

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@ulvestan

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@Kazuki75449468 @DaveyBiden2024 More precisely the internet “Irish” (they have one Irish great grandfather)

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@ulvestan

4 months

7 मई को, विश्व प्रसिद्ध गायिका तेया डोरा यूरोविज़न गीत प्रतियोगिता में अपना गीत रमोंडा गाएगी और हमें उसके लिए वोट करके उसका समर्थन करने की आवश्यकता है वह अपने गीत #MoyeMoye के माध्यम से भारत में प्रसिद्ध हैं #IndianElections

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@ulvestan

5 months

Eh I don’t think there’s anything wrong at all with liking Ramonda- if Gnezdo Orlovo won and she was talking about that I WOULD be extremely annoyed but like Ramonda is unproblematic af

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@yaalbanias

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Eew she's worse than killeria sepsis...

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@ulvestan

4 months

That’s madness

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@ulvestan

4 months

@escterdam You can’t cancel out chanting. Free free Palestine

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@ulvestan

4 months

If she doesn’t win the Barbara Dex Award I WILL be reporting a robbery

brnobrut sadboi 🕊️

@nejsoucnem

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@ulvestan

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@AaronJBoucher And tbh I don’t think participation fees will be too big an issue for Kosovo- for them legitimising their existence as a state is a priority so I can genuinely see them pushing to like properly win the contest

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@ulvestan

2 months

I’m so sorry but this is just honestly such a weird idea like no you’re not helping Gazans at all by not trying to enjoy your lives. I’ve donated to UN aid funds, encouraged others to but I still allow myself to enjoy my interests

lili 🇳🇱🎈

@lilixesc

2 months

There is a strike for Palestine, people tell you not to tweet about your interests for a few days, but of course you had to tweet about joost, this is so ignorant and im disappointed. Congrats joosttwt, you failed

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@ulvestan

5 months

@Justlookin993 Yeah we know lol

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@ulvestan

4 months

And you see this really is the magic of the Eurovision- where else would a 21 year old girl from Armenia be able to debut such a massive hit?

Eurovision Charts

@esc_charts

4 months

"Snap" by Rosa Linn has now surpassed 1 billion streams on Spotify. #Eurovision 🇦🇲

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@ulvestan

4 months

6th place love to see it

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@ulvestan

5 months

Idk but reading that Q&A it just feels like the beginning of the end for the contests. I think with this a chain reaction has been set off- given the arts community is heavily pro-Palestinian next year we’ll have a weaker set of artists than ever 1/3

Eurovision Song Contest

@Eurovision

5 months

The EBU calls for all artists participating in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest to be treated respectfully and condemns all abuse and harassment. For our full statement please go to

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@ulvestan

5 months

@BMeduzeQualle @futurelovxr @EBU_HQ Feel mixed on this one because Al Jazeera IS Qatari state media and Qatar is housing Hamas leaders- but if they go after any commercial news outlets then yeah that’s a major issue

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@ulvestan

4 months

THIS IS MY COUNTRY MY PEOPLE AND WE DID THIS IM SO HAPPY 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

TheBalkanGuy

@TheBalkanGuy

4 months

IRELAND IS FLYING TO THE FINAL! 🔥🇮🇪 This performance, from the first second until the last is soo captivating and a literal masterpiece. I am speechless!!!

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@ulvestan

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@pechemelba113 @Mucrush People not loving a song is fucked up? What a weird fandom we’re in

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@ulvestan

4 months

@highwindows88 God the EBU are DESPERATE- good on Eric though because there’s no way he’d accept the gig otherwise

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@ulvestan

3 months

@AFL Worst call I’ve ever seen

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@ulvestan

4 months

PLEASE NQ WHAT A DISASTER AND USING THE MV AS BACKING LEDS SURELY EUROPE CANT REWARD THIS LACK OF EFFORT

ESC Discord

@ESCdiscord

4 months

🇧🇪 Here's a behind-the-scenes look at Mustii's first rehearsal 👇 [📹 eurovision / TikTok]

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@ulvestan

3 months

There’s a special place in hell for you

צחי הימני 🇮🇱

@Tz4H1e_r1g4t

3 months

@chos1982b She looks best when she looks like this, lol

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@ulvestan

3 months

@Samomisespava Jesus fucking Christ it’s so obsessive like they only see their people as pawns in a conflict like here I am celebrating that hostages are alive and there might actually be a path to a permanent ceasefire. They never cared about the hostages

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@ulvestan

2 months

My favourite Zionists

justyna

@tthethingsilike

2 months

jesus christ what am I reading??? mahmood is a zi0nist because he went to Israel for Eurovision jfc you guys are reaching so hard it’s actually crazy

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@ulvestan

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@yami___78 Eh her father is a Peruvian Jew (either a convert or of Moroccan descent) so like

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W wiwibloggs contributor

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@yardenito

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@ulvestan

4 months

@bosdovja92 That she’s ok supporting an artist singing a song which was deliberately written as propaganda to excuse well documented war crimes and ethnic cleansing in Gaza

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@ulvestan

4 months

Dons Qing is probably the most shocking qualification I can remember and you know what he completely deserves it but damn that made the results so much more interesting

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@ulvestan

4 months

LMAOOO SHE DIDNT DO THIS DID SHE REALLY? Georgia can win the contest we need to be honest with ourselves

ESC Discord

@ESCdiscord

4 months

🇬🇪 GPB has shared a teaser of Nutsa Buzaladze's second #Eurovision rehearsal! [📹 nutsabuza]

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3 months

Notice how while Australia clearly got a memo from the EBU or SBS after the semi about calling a song boring the same rules don’t apply to Israel?

Israel Breaks Rules

@IsrBreaksRules

3 months

🇵🇹 “Britain gave 12 points to one of the most boring songs…” Israel’s Eurovision commentators used almost every possible opportunity to ridicule Portugal’s entry, ‘Grito’, by iolanda.

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@ulvestan

4 months

Completed the transition from cunty (affectionate) to a total cunt. We won’t be missing you

theEsc🍉|| theloise's child🤍🩵

@elle_hannah15

4 months

natalia barbu recently shared someone else's message regarding her NQ - the message is directly targeted at bambie with a hateful approach, and i am shook at the lack of professionalism she displayed - her own co-competitor [the translation is on the right]

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@ulvestan

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YouTube commenters making a good point? Today’s gonna be great

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@ulvestan

4 months

@FutureOu We don’t claim him btw

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@ulvestan

5 months

300 public points kinda locked

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@ulvestan

4 months

Hair back to normal THANK GOD

ESC Discord

@ESCdiscord

4 months

🇭🇷 Croatia - Second Rehearsal #Eurovision [📸 Alma Bengtsson & Sarah Louise Bennett / EBU]

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@ulvestan

5 months

Tbh it’s kinda disgusting- if Bambie wore something like that many of you would just see it as completely normal cause they’re AFAB like this whole thing really reeks of transphobia. Y’all should stop for a moment and listen to the song’s lyrics

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@ulvestan

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@siliakapsis They put so much effort into this year I doubt they’ll drop out immediately

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@ulvestan

4 months

They deserve this so so much

That Eurovision Site Storage

@TESStorage

4 months

MEGARA performing “11:11” at Nordic Eurovision Party

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@ulvestan

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@NevilleDiem There’s still time to delete this btw 🥰

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@ulvestan

5 months

Are they chanting put out the fire to whoever controlled the aircon or Nutsa?

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@ulvestan

4 months

Love em

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@ulvestan

5 months

Well when he’s in normal clothes he’s uhhhh hawt

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i.....um...okay

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@ulvestan

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@highwindows88 Downloading a usb of this and taking it to his grave 🥰 (btw he deserves it for his xenophobia and homophobia in what really was such an important avenue of expression for the European LGBTQI community in the 2000s)

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@ulvestan

4 months

THEY’VR ACTUALLY DONE IT THE MONARCH THEY ARE

Honest Vocal Cunt | 🇽🇰 🇦🇲🌻🍉

@VocaISuspension

4 months

MAJOR UPDATE: Ireland's RTÉ reports that Bambie Thug has asked on the EBU to address KAN's commentary during their performance, and has stated they should be disqualified if they have also broken the contest rules.

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@ulvestan

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@8timewinner @psheltona @TristanSnell Find a peer-reviewed study in a nation with proper sanitation that states that Ivermectin worked against Covid. Only reason it sort of worked in Malaysia was because many of those people probably did have worms inside them (and getting rid of them would boost their immune system)

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WAIT I JUST SAW THE 6 PACK DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY

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@ulvestan

4 months

You don’t understand how exited I am for their late late show return

adam

@aaddxm_

4 months

“Fuck the EBU, I don’t even care anymore” - Bambie Thug ��️

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@ulvestan

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp

Loganović 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇦🇲

@IAmLogan07

3 months

This was a pope btw 😅

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@ulvestan

4 months

Good chance of 300 but 376 was batshit insane and won’t happen this year with Joost Bambie and Israel

marko 🇭🇷

@markotweetsesc

4 months

do y'all think baby lasagna can beat käärija's 376 televote points from last year?? personally, being totally unbiased, i think he can. i even think the hype around him is bigger than it was around käärija.

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@ulvestan

4 months

Well why can’t it qualify?

San Marino RTV | Eurovision Song Contest

@eurovisionsmrtv

4 months

Here is the exclusive 30 seconds from the second rehearsal of @weareMEGARA 🇸🇲 #Eurovision #UnitedByMusic #Eurovision2024 #SanMarino

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4 months

Thank you so much for finding this- for anyone attending tonight it’s clear we need to focus on the quiet parts of the song where Eden us still singing (like after the first chorus we’re obviously getting fake applause)

Matt 🇲🇹

@escxmatt

4 months

Audience reaction at the beginning and at the end of Israel’s performance in yesterday’s #Eurovision2024 ’s Jury Show. Anti Boo system was clearly used although you can still hear the booing