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In no particular order, I tweet about whisk/e/y, motorsports, electronics, diapers, & beer. This account is not affiliated with any brand. 🔞 NMIK

Seattle
Joined October 2011
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3 years
The stash desperately needed a restock with some color!
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2 years
@ErinInTheMorn It's 2023 and our policymakers are from 1823.
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1 year
@JessicaLexicus Had a guy today tell me climate change isn’t real, but if there is an impact it’s the government intentionally controlling weather by beaming electricity into the upper atmosphere from antennas in Alaska. I can’t make this shit up.
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2 years
I entered a contest at CAPcon and won a whole case of pink MegaMax diapers! I think this might be the first or second drawing kind of thing I’ve ever won in my life. 🤩 #ABDL
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7 years
Found a low-cost, snap-together storage solution @Amazon , so decided to organize a bit of my #diaper stash.
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7 years
When you need to hide some cash in your car for a little while in a place nobody would look...
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1 year
@JessicaLexicus Don’t even need all that business… these cans are sealed & ready for the apocalypse. 😆
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1 year
Hmm… nothing extraordinary: • an unopened bag of Molicare Comfort Plus • 2 Secure X-Plus • 5 ABU Cushies from 2010 • 2 unopened bags of Bambino Bellissimo Oh well. 🫤
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5 years
Going to work on my spaceship tonight. But @fremontbrewing & @ABUDiapers know space is dangerous. Gotta be properly equipped! #LEGO #beer
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7 years
Updated #diaper stash pic after unpacking some boxes. Still a few types missing. #GottaCollectThemAll
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4 years
I can’t 100% match your haul with the meager sampling I have in Seattle, @diaperperv , but I got close…
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1 year
@ErinInTheMorn Gosh, I’m so glad Montanans will no longer have to fear elaborate makeup and glamorous costumes. 😑
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3 years
@gaybugfeet @LilMissRomance That rogue apostrophe is pissing me off.
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7 years
@ABUDiapers ...and that's just what's in the house. #crazy #diaper #collector
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7 years
Ok, @ABUDiapers , you may have to up your Space #diaper game after launch of this astronomical print from @Honest ! 🚀
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2 years
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7 years
Okay, whether you're an #ABDL or not, I think most would agree that having Big Bird on your underwear is pretty darn cute.
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4 years
Let’s see what’s in this storage bin that hasn’t been opened in almost 10 years...
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6 months
CW for my ‘nilla followers: ⚠️ soft underwear ahead ⚠️ Have a top and bottom ever been better color-coordinated? Magenta & pink go great. Also I’m craving . @NillaWafers all of a sudden.
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4 years
Bin #3 was really light & we see why. It’s mostly air, but has an unopened bag of 2011 @ABUDiapers Cushies, a couple of early SDKs with textured backsheet, & a lone @bambinodiapers Bellisimo...
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9 years
This is an amusing pun.
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1 year
Continuing with garage spring cleaning, here’s a storage tote with an opened bag of medium Tena Slip Maxi, two bags of some bi-fold generic #diaper with halftone dot taping panels, and…
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7 years
Once we have a Space Force, I'm sure all cadets will be required to wear @ABUDiapers Space as part of the standard uniform. #SpaceForce
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7 years
I should've taken up motorbike racing instead of sports car racing. 🏍️ The @essity Tena girls would be great motivation for winning!
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3 years
☀️+👗 #ABDL #meme
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1 year
If I owned an airline, passengers would have the most comfortable air travel ever on the new “Pamper-jet”! 😉
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7 years
I think @NASA has to adopt @ABUDiapers Space for next manned flights. Keep those @NASA_Astronauts comfy & dry all the way up! 🚀
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8 years
#diapers = happy. Says so right on the taping panel, see?
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3 months
@jasonfenske13 While I appreciate the relative win for Porsche here, I still take issue with a 911 weighing over 3000 lbs. Why does every car on the road (except the Miata) have to be a tank?
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9 years
@LovesPampers It took some searching, but I finally found a photo of it: http://t.co/QKWa3MpqxB
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4 years
Nobody wants to see a hairy white guy’s undies, so how about an appropriate T-shirt for #NationalUnderwearDay instead?
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7 years
Does anybody know the brand of this #diaper ? It's rare that I can't identify one, but I've never seen these before.
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9 years
New closet, new stash. http://t.co/01X0Tj3rCQ
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7 years
Fashion police complain that jean shorts "look like diapers". Well here are jean shorts *and* a diaper so you can tell the difference!
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5 months
Wonder if anybody would be interested in these unusual Dr. Kang/Dr. P diapers? You’d occasionally see these on models in paysite photos in the 2000s.
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4 years
Seeing @diapergirlfaye complimenting @LittleEllaRaine just warms my soul with goodness. I might have to bake cookies or pet a squirrel or something.
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1 year
The latest addition to my vintage #diaper collection, an Ultra Pampers sample box from the mid 1980s. How many of these could still exist in the world? Not many, I imagine.
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3 years
@jmnicholls @DeniseinWLG Also, didn’t that ONE case turn into 20+ overnight?
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1 year
(Courtesy . @Wink17609726 )
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4 years
I don’t know what I was thinking with the ‘M’ on that bin, but there’s some interesting things in there...
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4 years
@Pam2189 @BrandiKruse @Bishop_Krystal @wastatepatrol @komonews @KING5Seattle @KIRO7Seattle You’ve got language comprehension problems. “Hit ‘em hard” is most definitely the use of force. 🤛
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2 years
My girlfriend doesn't care that I love diapers. She'll even wear them occasionally herself. This may seem braggadocious, but the point is that if I can find a "'nilla" partner who embraces all of me—including my unusual kink—so can you. Have faith and keep looking my friends!
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3 years
@LovesPampers I’ve think I’ve got a box or two in my collection from that era, but this is the oldest I have on display, c. 1974. Of course the Chux are much older than that.
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6 months
I’ve got just one Snuggies Overnights diaper in my collection. Wonder if anybody would want it if I threw it up on eBay?
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9 months
You wanna know what living in the PNW is really like? Well, it’s a lovely place to call home, but you get doug fir needles in everything. Here’s one in my underwear. 😩
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2 years
Oh boy! Delivered just in time for BDF. So much Luvs Deluxe nostalgia stirred! 💝💙
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3 years
If something happens to me, thousands upon thousands of diapers are going to end up in the dump. I need an #ABDL executor.
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2 years
Me in my teens: “I must be the only person in the world who loves diapers. What a freak!” Diapergirl Twitter accounts today: have 30k+ followers!
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7 months
@mushycrouton @unpottytrained @jk_rowling I’m a big fan of #LEGO but will never buy another #HarryPotter set. Can’t stand the thought of even a penny headed her way.
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1 year
@TheStranger @narcolepticnaps Ugh, this misinformed association with pedophilia is so frustrating & tired. We don’t want anything to do with kids. ABs want to behave like kids and DLs just want your extra diaper coupons.
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8 years
I thought I'd post a few old photos of my vintage #diaper collection. Sorry for potato quality, but this was a cheap digital camera c. 2004.
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2 years
@nytimes "Graying." "Elder." Goddamn he's only 54, people. He's not Professor Dumbledore. 🧙‍♂️
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4 years
Never thought I’d order from XP again after Brian sold it & they went downhill, but these new Beyond XP5000 are cozy-tastic! 👌
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5 years
A jar of baby food, I'd imagine. 🍼👶
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What’s for breakfast?
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3 years
Damn, I look pretty good in diapers if I do say so myself.* *for a white guy ** in his forties *** in a diaper **** a diaper ***** fuck ****** 🚫
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2 years
@CubicleApril But my boss told me to. 😩 Blue LED all the things! As an aside, there’s actually an ISO standard for status indicators. Blue is not among the colors.
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3 years
@Diaper_Dares Eh, absolutely not true. Some #diapergirls are genuine AB/DLs who smartly decided to create content & perhaps make a buck. I’ve met several of them IRL & heard their backstory.
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1 year
I realize yesterday’s photo of the Tena Slip assortment was kinda crap, so here they are out of the bag.
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6 months
Okay, fellow #diaper historians, who recognizes this notable release? Be specific: brand, sub-brand, size, and approximate year of introduction. Bonus if you know who that character is on the taping panel.
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1 year
My garage is full of LEGOs and diapers and old computers instead of cool cars. Living right or living wrong? I dunno.
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8 years
Amen!
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8 years
Just because my diapers have colorful alphabet blocks on them does not make me a baby!
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8 years
I've got to fit these into my little suitcase. Along with clothes, a pair of shoes, etc. What was I thinking?
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8 months
Ooh, gotta love #diaper delivery day! I’ve been wanting to try these, but generally won’t pay today’s insane piece/bag prices for printed diapers. I (kinda) got these for free. Can’t beat that! I think these are the first LoG product I’ve bought.
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3 years
Normal: wearing boxers, briefs, or panties. Weird: Wearing (& using) diapers. Weirder: Wearing & using diapers when you don’t need them. Weirdest: Wearing diapers & not wetting them & still peeing in the toilet.
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2 years
It’s sweat, I swear. 🙈 It’s 91°F here! 🥵
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5 years
Any of my #diaper history fans recognize this unusual item? Hint: you can buy a much-improved version of it today with an all-over print.
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5 months
Just took delivery of my new #cybertruck !
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7 years
TSA agent patting me down: "Are you wearing thick underwear?" Me: "Yes. Yes I am." TSA agent: "Okay, you're clear."
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3 years
Well damn, I guess I've got some catching up to do. 😁
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Trouble in the henhouse…. Or is this a gift shop….HipHipHip
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6 years
Hey, today is the last day to get 15% off Crinklz Aquanaut & Astronaut designs @NorthShoreCare ! #diapers #ABDL
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6 months
I do have a few choices when it comes to green underwear for #StPaddysDay . 🍀 Which one should I pick?
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7 years
The Diaper Guy is a savior to families in need #Olympia #DiaperNeed #Giving
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6 years
Imported some Drylife Slip Super #diapers from the UK. I like them, but what's with this blue stripe next to the wetness indicator?
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7 years
Uh, now they do.
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4 years
Every other #diaper company: “MORE DESIGNS! More animals, more colors. More, more, more!” ABDLs: 😒 @NorthShoreCare : “Let’s just make ‘em a nice pink.” ABDLs: 🤤 🤑 💵 💰 ❤️
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2 years
So surreal. You look down the bar and it’s little after little, colorful onesie after onesie. Then there’s the one furry. In a stunning blue fur suit. An outlier in a field of outliers. They’ve spent thousands on that suit & damnit I’m buying them a drink!
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8 months
Really looking forward to Chicago. I need a getaway, even a brief one.
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4 years
I don’t think anyone can tell I’m in space. #MultipleMeanings
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1 year
“Six Tape Slut” is my new ska band name, thanks!
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1 year
CW: comfy underwear, pale white dude, & sunshine (for you vampires). Just trying to mellow my farmer’s tan on #BDF .
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10 months
I chuckled.
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3 years
@misspandapants Also I love that Twitter thinks your tweet is in another language…
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1 year
Sometimes what you need is just a big ‘ol bear hug and cuddles. Or maybe a Bear Mug and Cuddlz instead? 🍺 🐻
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7 years
It's fun to surf Alibaba. So many colorful OEM #diaper prints!
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2 years
In 2013, Depend were still plastic-backed in Mexico. Sadly, not anymore. Oh well, took a chance. 🤷‍♂️ #pa ñales
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4 years
@TeddyFeed Of all the clickbait I've seen today, this is the clickbaitiest. Fuck you, TeddyFeed.
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7 years
New T-shirt to wear at CAPcon. 😁
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1 year
Good lord, what a look. 🤩 (Apologies to my vanilla followers, but this look is just too incredible not to retweet. #SorryNotSorry )
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4 years
I used to be expert at ABDL diaper brands. Could ID them all. Now I can’t keep up. Don’t even know what the one I’m wearing is named.
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7 months
In less than two weeks (God willin’) I’ll be in Chicago raising hell & buying shots for some wild & crazy partyin’ mofos. They’ll all be in diapers. 👀 Oh, don’t worry about that. They’re all grown ups. Sort of. I’ve never met people who party like #ABDLs party. 🎉
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