INFINITE BIRD GLITCH:
- get a bird in the hand
- exchange for two in the bush
- take one bird out from the bush and place in ur hand
- repeat until you have a satisfactory amount of birds
being a nerd 50 years ago mustve been sooooooo ez, like ok u wear glasses and watch star trek and play dnd u didnt even have to take cross sex hormones or know how to wavedash yet
shit i dont wanna see at pride:
- rollerblades
- british ppl
- hyperpop listeners
- men
- queer elders
- monogamy
- gifted children
- twitch streamers
- people that can define “breadtube”
- thigh highs
- floats
i finally found the part of the settings where (i think) the “you might like” stuff comes from and its a huge page with like 10,000 checkboxes and unchecking them is rate limited…
the boys always tell me “you have a really big butt” but they never tell me “hey, ur car’s registration is 2 months expired, u want me to go to the dmv with u?” and thats why im into women ❤️
ok so how does ppmd get to quit melee bc of low testosterone but i know 10000 girls with no balls and the hormone levels of a third trimester pregnant woman that can pivot uptilt on command
my girl wont stop telling me that i look “submissive and breedable” she said she wanted to sprinkle a little cinnamon sugar on me and make me her little taco bell cinnabon delight :|
kinds of ppl i would like to sleep with (ranked):
1. girls with lots of ideas
2. dudes that are priests
3. girls that are a little bit of a bitch
4. ugly girls (in a sexy way)
5. nonbinary ppl with fucked up teeth
6. girls that are nice
7. math phds (any gender)
i could convince any swimmer to get on estrogen. fruity ass sport, shaving their legs for competition and everything… how about some fat tits to help u float