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πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² πŸ‘ πŸ† πŸ’¦ Freeballing in coveralls and wellies since the 70s. NSFW, 18+, adult stuff. ukcwboy on Blue Sky too

Maine, USA
Joined May 2022
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@ukcwboy
ukcwboy
1 year
Heading out to the farmers market. Who's up for getting plowed?
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1 year
Choices for a Monday morning - brown, blue or camo? gas mask or ball cap?...πŸ€”
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1 year
Howdy there. I'm here to check your plumbing
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1 year
The beard's fun and all, but keep thinking of going back to the 'stache
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1 year
Lord tunderin' jeezus
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1 year
e agora de frente
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@ukcwboy
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1 year
Where you goin' city boy?
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@ukcwboy
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1 year
Hope y'all are having a wicked cool weekend
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11 months
Get off my lawn!
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1 year
Bring on the weekend
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1 year
Ready for the weekend
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@ukcwboy
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1 year
Fuck off, twice! Or just blow me and we'll call it quits
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1 year
Groovin'
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11 months
Almost done filling 'er in
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1 year
Sweating like a whore in church
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1 year
Ol' straw head, c.2021
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11 months
I could fumigate termites outta here with these things
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1 year
Feeding time
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1 year
My favorite braces / suspenders. Still not seen since the move πŸ˜•
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1 year
In the desert last summer
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@ukcwboy
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10 months
Older than dirt, but I can still fog up a mirror πŸ‘
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@ukcwboy
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11 months
Pumped for the weekend 😁
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1 year
Can I breathe now?
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@ukcwboy
ukcwboy
1 year
*grab* >wink<
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1 year
🫢
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@ukcwboy
ukcwboy
1 year
Huge thanks for all the β™₯️ , you awesome stinky, sweaty bunch of pervs. 😜
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ukcwboy
1 year
Is it 5o'clock yet?
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1 year
Baron von Traps
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@ukcwboy
ukcwboy
1 year
Out getting ticks in places ya don't wanna be getting ticks
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@ukcwboy
ukcwboy
1 year
All work and no play so far today, but that's about to change here pretty soon I reckon πŸ†πŸ’¦
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10 months
Who's for Early Out Friday?
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1 year
Subterranean
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1 year
Sorry officer but I haven't seen your missing hiker round these parts. Now if you'll excuse me I have some urgent business to attend to in the basement.
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1 year
Freeballing
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1 year
Dude! Come see what I got in the dumpster! There, right at the bottom corner that's it, a bit further in... Nobody knows you're here, right?
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@ukcwboy
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1 year
Well that was fun. Thanks buddy πŸ‘
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11 months
Counting down... Have a great weekend y'all
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1 year
Before the grey took over
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11 months
Friday night is so close I can smell it. And it smells like stanky pits 🦨
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@ukcwboy
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1 year
"Too much Maine lobster and you'll start to look like one" they said. Did I listen? 🦞
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(Uphill) gardening
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At the races, trying not to lose our shirts
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11 months
Working up a sweat by filling a hungry hole
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TFI Friday
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Could sure use a hand in the wood shed
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1 year
Did someone say "early out Friday to start a 3 day weekend with nothing but 🌞"? Hell Yeah!
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1 year
One man went to mow...
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1 year
Somebody wants to go for an ice cream 🍦
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Pumped
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🌞
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1 year
Sure, this river only runs one way, captain, haven't you heard?
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1 year
That sloppy hole has finally dried out enough to get some work done
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Romper Stomper #coveralls #hiviz
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Werkin
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1 year
Practice makes perfect
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1 year
Harrow and good morning
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πŸ•Ί between sets of πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Be the whole problem
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Drone Pilot
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It's a great day to be alive 😁
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Contemtplative
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1 year
As it's Sunday they had dried soldier fly larvae with their breakfast. Lucky girls πŸ”
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1 year
Next!
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A few summers back - packin' fudge with the old man in Bakewell, Derbyshire
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Could use a fishing buddy / random stranger with a warm mouth right now
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@ukcwboy
ukcwboy
9 months
10 years ago today. Merry Xmas y'all
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1 year
It ain't gonna clean itself now is it?
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1 year
Where'd he go? #coveralls
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Answer honestly: My first job each day is to - βœ… Feed my chickens ⬜ Choke my chicken
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At least I'm honest
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What's underneath
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