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@typomaxxin

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always remember

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money well spent

zuno~

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2 months

Trying to finish these academic books by the end of this month (Also im 6ft & stable haha)

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s.hukr you've rocked my world 😩

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2 months

money well spent

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2 months

nothing can prepare you for the family lore you come across when you reach your twenties

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2 months

BRO WHY IS MY DAD JUST NOW TELLING ME THAT HE WAS TORTURED IN THE ABU GHRAIB PRISON???? I’ve been his daughter for 23 years and I have never heard this man speak of this

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2 months

Bruh women push their seats sooooo far forward when driving. I swear if my sister could sit on the dashboard and drive she would 😭😭

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28 days

next Eid I'll probably be having two meals in two different households 👀

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2 months

need beard oil recommendations, desi girls what works for you???

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bro wallahi imma keep it real bro, these brothers think they'll come to the Masjid to lift weights when they can't even lift their blankets at fajr time bro, it's embarrassing bro.

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2 months

he needs my help

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2 months

s.hukr you've rocked my world 😩

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2 months

A few weeks ago, Mufti Taqi Saheb encouraged all Muslims to dedicate just 10 minutes a day to support our Palestinian family by reciting Ayat-e-Karima, the verse through which Yunus Alayhis Salam was granted protection. لَا إِله إِلَّا أنْت، سبحَانك إِنِّي كُنْتُ مِن الظَّالمين.

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@typomaxxin

2 months

If we can't stop sinning now and if we can't get up for tahajjud now then genuinely what answer will we give in front of Allah.

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The end goal is to get as financially stable as possible to serve the deen for free.

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2 months

If we can't stop sinning now and if we can't get up for tahajjud now then genuinely what answer will we give in front of Allah.

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2 months

Don't know who needs to hear this, but no, do not let s.hukr be the reason you think your poetry deserves publishing too.

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2 months

Northern lights Birmingham - Alumrock Road

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27 days

Eid Mubarak boys, girls I'll DM you privately!

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2 months

just got my sister a wedding gift 😭😭

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27 days

Another Eid not matching my curry stain with hers

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yo...

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2 months

stop faking your ngls and get a job bro

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2 months

my future salafi wife better have a younger brother so that I can indoctrinate him with my sufi side 👁️👄👁️

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27 days

I'd like to clarify for my salafi princess, this is just a joke. And for my barelvi princess, I'm not actually celebrating today dw.

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2 months

Call me the Thanos of Asian Twitter, the way I'm collecting these books.

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2 months

s.hukr you've rocked my world 😩

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just came back from the gym (broke my pb today) and this cute stray kitten just followed me all the way home. my niece got JEALOUS of the cat because yaknow she loves me so much. So I went and bought her a brand new abaya and hijab, probably the 15th set I've gotten her 😧😧

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@typomaxxin

2 months

what's brother wafflin about 😭😭 him and s.hukr are literally cut from the same cloth

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2 months

A book comprised of Asian Twitter tweets is wild

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28 days

If you want Eid ul Adha to really feel like Eid then always do two things going forward 1) Fast the first 9 days 2) Do your own Qurbani

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2 months

They say never meet your heroes, but trust me, never, ever, ever meet your mutuals.

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quite common, just be ready to be a cowife in a few years

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Mufti Taqi Saheb was considering cancelling his 30minute a week islahi majlis because he has so much work to do and here we are spending hours on end every night on spaces. we're so finished 😭

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2 months

im so main character that i automatically think every indirect tweet is 1000000% about me

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2 months

the duality of man

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1 month

Y'all don't understand, all this means is now you can like all her tweets without anyone else batting an eyelid. (Not me though, I'm still blocked)

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26 days

@noorrbit How about you get a job

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28 days

@pixisparkledust Wow you liked his tweet but not mine🤨

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never muted someone so quick before

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2 months

such a strong strong ayah

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GUYS THEY'LL STILL GET NOTIFIED IF YOU LIKE THEIR TWEET YOUR TWITTER LOVE STORY DREAM AINT OVER YET

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@madmuslimsaint I can fix her

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2 months

yall gotta stop tweeting bangers like this on your privs, just liking is not enough for me.

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2 months

she can't survive going 3/4 days without a bad take

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2 months

what do you do if you go to a dekha dekhi and see a s.hukr book on the shelf

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@typomaxxin

2 months

guess I'm...

✨champange pookie ✨

@n88uke

2 months

If ur a man and you posted the Northern lights im gonna have to say that ur gay

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2 months

awkward....

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@sabkuchsamjha

2 months

@typomaxxin Rest little brother. Aint no bint on here hitting on u by saying lemme clean it for u typo 😩

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2 months

Thobes getting sold at George 😭 the khilafat getting established is round the corner boys.

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3 months

tweet this and now I can’t get back into my account 😭😭😭

mr.typo 🇵🇸

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7 months

Yea it's over...not tweeting till I get married.

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2 months

I will accidentally like her tweet from 2020, and what???

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2 months

ya Rab i feel so so pathetic, ya Allah take us, use us in your path, give victory to our people in Palestine and destroy the oppressors. :((

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2 months

noone believes I'm a literal dad 😭😭😭

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wearing white on eid is just anticipating the inevitable curry stain. i've passed the breakfast test, next up is lunch. i always fall at this hurdle.

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2 months

Tried this with my mutuals but they're all either depressed or literalists (hanbali)

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@NoCapFights

2 months

He literally interviewed the interviewer

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Long distance . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Is not worth it t.ypo

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The day of Arafah - I feel overwhelmed.

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today she's my oomfie, tomorrow she's my pookie.

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Why are mandem saying words like oomfie and pookie

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@strawbymlkshake Neck pains galore

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my oomfs are weebs on a whole nother level

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19 days

nah this is crazy man like who would do that

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15 days

some of the bros take the piss to reply, should just pretend to be a girl and I'd get instant replies from them 🧑‍🦯

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found my cousin's fiance's twitter account and why does he quote anime pictures with uwu..it's so over.

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2 months

*bruise on my arm* Google: CANCER! *little headache* Google: CANCER! *toothache* Google: CANCER *where is she* Google: CANCER

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@typomaxxin

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Want to feel the sweetness of worship?? Lower your gaze!! Rasullullah ﷺ said: "No Muslim looks at the beauty of a woman and then lowers his gaze, except that Allah will replace it with an act of worship whose sweetness he will find." [Ahmad] وفقنا الله لما يحبه ويرضاه

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I used to do this "accidentally" on her account sometimes, then got blocked.

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Always funny when someone who doesn't follow you likes your repost 🤣

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You lot love posting food pics when everyone's fasting 🤨

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@aqilazmeo studying s.hukr will give you skills even Harvard couldn't help you develop

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guys get in the gym 😭💪🤸‍♂️🏋️‍♂️

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"comparison is the thief of joy" - need to do a daily wird of this

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2 months

real sadness is when your favourite oomfie slowly becomes distant and you have no clue why 😲

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this was the least out of pocket thing on the page....

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wth has just followed me...this can't be real 😭😭😭😭

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made dua my mutuals all get a job but then realised I won't have any mutuals again 🧑‍🦯

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2 months

im a simple man, I see s.hukr and I retweet.

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انا معكم متربصون !!!!

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runs in the blood

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liking all my main tweets from priv is so funn now

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man down boys sigh

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wearing white on eid is just anticipating the inevitable curry stain. i've passed the breakfast test, next up is lunch. i always fall at this hurdle.

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we need a qasida burda space

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single-gender privs are never really ever single-gender privs 😬

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2 months

can't believe people don't like eggs and potatoes in their biryani

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2 months

problem with having a wife fron a different timezone, I told her today's date in Urdu (may 13th) and she said may tera na hoh 😭😭

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Ermmmmmm

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In Surah Kahf, Khidr Alayhis Salam explains his actions using the verb "أراد" in three ways: 1) أردت - I intended (damaging the boat) 2) أردنا - We intended (regarding the incident with the child) 3) فأراد ربك - Your Lord intended (regarding the repairing of the wall) Why?

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baby: *stops crying for 30 seconds* me: *checks her pulse*

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twitter space irl is crazy because I'll have to actually act like a normal human

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i don't know who needs to hear this but you're not gonna meet her at a coffee shop

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is there anything wrong with the colour of my keyboard

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shaytan was the third

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2 months

I put two people who had never met before in a room and gave them $500,000 if they stayed for 100 days!

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i fumbled so hard, I ordered a frappé and she never gave me a second glance 🤒

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2 months

Today I go to UKs answer to Qahwah house, if my maturidi bad boy rizz don't work imma have to take another ilme kalam course.

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guys that tweet about their younger sisters or post baby pictures. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

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I get jealous when Z interacts with anyone else - call that eshaykh geera

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oh man don't have to ever justify my "accidental" likes

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studying Kitaab ul Hajj without having performed Hajj is like trying to learn how to drive solely through theory.

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Tweet about weebs and they decide to have an ijtema in my mentions

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northern lights in Birmingham makes absolutely zero sense

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Thursday in Madinah unveils one of its most captivating traditions: iftar served by locals at Masjid e Nabawi, on dastakhans passed down through generations. Last Ramadan, I had the privilege of sitting at a Sudanese elder's dastakhan, the Sudanese tea I'll never forget 😭

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if you think my current lore is crazy, my lockdown lore was nuts....

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ermmmmm....oh no.

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Only in the UK can one day have you turning on every fan, and the next day cranking up the heating to the max.

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my dear brothers, just because your likes are hidden doesn't mean you can like all the Eid media tomorrow!! Allah is watching! 🤨

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ya Rab :((( doesn't feel right speaking about anything else when this is happening right before our eyes. we can't let ourselves get numb to this

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@AJEnglish

2 months

Israeli bombardment of Gaza's Rafah is ongoing as they target residential buildings in the west of the city. 🔴 LIVE updates:

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maturing is realising kurtas are much better than thobes

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Pretty much

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a lot of my new mutuals have started tweeting about how people on twitter need serious help...I don't wanna connect the dots but the dots are connecting

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This is what Birmingham does to a person, can't wait till he gets to experience the rest.

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