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@n88uke

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Joined March 2018
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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5 months
A love story
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3 months
Layla-tul-Qadr is coming up but please don't ask for a good woman. I can't be in 100000 places at once
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COVID-19 started FIVE YEARS AGO. I feel sick.
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6 months
Brown boys look like they're about to break their neck in their pfp.
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6 months
Stephen Hawkins and Epstein fighting over which black holes are better ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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4 months
Birmingham is pretty sometimes
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2 months
If ur a man and you posted the Northern lights im gonna have to say that ur gay
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@jjkloverboi All sisters should refrain from brushing their teeth as the smell of minty fresh breath may attract men and cause them to be kissed/sexually attacked Astags
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5 months
When u delete someone's name out of ur duaas that's when you know it's over
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6 months
This is how close I am to losing my shit
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5 months
Ur having a conversation with urself atp ๐Ÿคง
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Iโ€™ll never get why women do this. Like just reply on the tl ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜ด
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2 years
Whatโ€™s Shamima Begum up to during Ramadan? Has anyone checked on her ?๐Ÿ’€.
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3 months
I'm accepting marriage CVs
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5 months
We could be like this but u playin ๐Ÿ™„
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I'd rather eat the skin of an orange than ask him to peel shit for me
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2 months
Dips and chips
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6 months
The whole world is celebrating the birth of a baby that if they were born today would be bombed- ironic isn't it..
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5 months
They've put it in a can now
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6 months
Who upset my Uber eats driver?? OWN UP TO IT NOW
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2 years
Gentle reminder that duaas made at iftaar are always answered. Allah is so Merciful.
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5 months
I cried and made so much duaa to get into my uni and now its slowly killing me
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@SahilMCR @iamdunoutere This ain't a fish tank. Don't summon them
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This bag is so pretty ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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5 months
My toxic trait is staying in bed even whilst knowing ima be late for my lectures
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Valentine's date idea: nikkah
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????????????????
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Done a factory reset on myself
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โœจJanuary Dumpโœจ
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3 months
My man finally got me my dream car. Say allahummah barik ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”ซ
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12 days
Eid Mubizzy! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸŒ™ I made him pose like a basic brown boy
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Bro was itching to post a conversation he had with his burner account
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Who wants to get smoked at monopoly now? ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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3 years at uni just ended on a random Thursday at 3pm ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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5 months
@soufp4cked I actually love Bengali girls- the men are questionable tho
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5 months
If I was a man I'd leave bits of chocolate in my beard to eat later
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Getting food stuck in my beard is so annoying
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I wanna smooch all of u
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This is the first Ramadan that everyone has clocked what electrolytes are ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ur dad still getting milk and mine is taking me on daughter dates. We ain't the same
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My favourite thing to do is look at people's pfp in uni gcs and try and spot them in my lectures
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I found my first grey hair today. I feel so old
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Koi si is the female version of bawafa
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2 years
Brown girls want a sugar daddy. Kutti ur dad has diabetes the last thing u need is more sugar ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ.
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5 months
Me and WHO ๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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3 months
Blocking is such a girly thing to do
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6 months
Bring back bullying cuz how u out here telling people you take snus.
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5 months
I need a twt bestie. An aleena to my laila.
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18 days
My new baby ๐Ÿฅบ
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3 months
Only the good looking ones can reply
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5 months
Ik my passport is in my drawer screaming everyday that I'm not sat on a beach rn
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7 months
November dumpppp ๐Ÿฅณ
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Happy new year pookies xxxxx
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3 months
Please someone put the fear in me. I'm taking uni so unseriously
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XL Bullyยฒ
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@Nooriexo1 True love like this is so rare
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@Beanz1878 Deleting all socials after the nikkah>>>
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4 months
"Have u eaten?" bro YOU ARE MY SNACK ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿฝ
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โ€œtext me when u reach homeโ€ bro YOU ARE MY HOME๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿป
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4 months
Didn't take part THAT time???? WTF
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3 months
If I lie on my CV does that make my money haram?
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6 months
This is the only acceptable way to show off the trim ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@_mcfcjxmes
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Fresh trim before Christmas ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’•
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5 months
I hope storm Isha picks up his car and turns it in to an airplane
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6 months
He's got my notifs turned on and he violates every tweet
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6 months
Um
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what the FUCK๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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5 months
Stealing the sauce u actually want from another table at Nando's is fucking embarrassing.
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5 months
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
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5 months
Your card declines at therapy so they reverse time and send u back to year 9
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
The fact that when I went judge a few years ago and a boy killed himself after being bullied- this is fucking disgusting
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
26 days
Darling u will never be everyone's cup of tea but u will be someone's karak chai one day <3
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 months
Me when I see a chocolate box and a note in my uni prayer room
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
Worst plate I've seen in my life
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
No haters detected.
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@Woh_meow_hai
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No haters detected.
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
I'd be too excited if I was gifted these that I'd eat the wrapper
@rahmaisnthere
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5 months
had to remortgage the house making these lindor brownies
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
Brown tea, brown questionable stains. All I need now is a brown man
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
Fri(end) Boyfri(end) Girlfri(end) โ™พ๏ธโœจPOOKIEโœจโ™พ๏ธ
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
Every Samsung users camera roll:
@XiTzHammy
Hammy
5 months
To the moon & back to infinity and beyond ๐ŸŒ™
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 months
I expect my brother to get me the same cake when I'm 25
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 months
Took ashwaganda and cbd together let's see if I feel no emotions tomo
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@n88uke
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2 years
Exams are literally test how good u can regurgitate information back on to a paper. Thatโ€™s it.
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
No cuz did anyone else hear the audio of it doing salaam on tiktok. That alone freaked me out
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
1 like and I'll text him new year new us 2024theplot
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
Brown boys when they say they've got a raami whip
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
I bought an AirTag and put it in a samosa and made him eat it. He's the opposite of the Bermuda Triangle now ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
What are you hoping to get this valentines? I'm hoping I get some sabr
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
Netflix donโ€™t hit the same when thereโ€™s no academic pressure ๐Ÿ˜”.
@wakarimassu
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1 year
life seems kinda boring wi/o constant stress from academic pressure
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
I'm dead excited for Ramadan ๐Ÿฅบit just always comes at the right time
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
She had THE WEEKND and now she's with this unshowered rat-lookin-ass. These are the results of supporting Israel.
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 month
I'm shitting bricks it's my first day of my grad job
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
Driving around because sewerslide is haram
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
@theweeknd Abel itโ€™s too hot out here
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
This is still funny a year later
@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
Who ever tweeted this is mocking it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
I'm crying the uno reverse card ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@HaychThe1st
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2 months
Still hit tho (mandem, enjoy)
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
Bless her. He tried to discredit her but he looks like the stupid one
@SickerGuyStill
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4 months
Whatโ€™s going on? She spitting though.
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@n88uke
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6 months
I be looking up flights for tomo and then I realise I'm a brown girl..
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
I'd kms and then him
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
Make it halal wtf are you doing bruv.
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
Why do MacBook screens have no chill. Like bro I didn't touch u why u so smudged.
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
I'd rather eat the skin of an orange than ask him to peel shit for me
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
๐ŸŽถu think ur the shit. U ain't even the fart๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽต
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@n88uke
N ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
|๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ| | I want you Pookie | |____๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ| \ (โ€ขโ—กโ€ข) / \ / โ€”โ€” | | |_ |_
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