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Billie and @Adobe want to see your designs in the #BillieXAdobe Make the Merch Contest. Visit for a chance to have your unique art featured on a piece of official merch on Billie’s tour. #Contest

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utada hikaru appreciation post

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4 years

white boy in me is screaming

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4 years

Let It Happen: Gorillaz are teasing a new collaboration with Tame Impala.

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4 years

“and they were crewmates”

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4 years

boggles my mind everytime

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7 years

Tarzan (1999)

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2 years

dunbar, west virginia

The Game Awards

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2 years

Which city are you hoping is the focus of the next Grand Theft Auto?

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5 years

out-of-staters: you like WHAT kinda rolls?! 🤣😂🤣 me:

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7 years

🤔

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9 years

When you get your friend to pretend to be your dad to pick you up from school

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10 months

@OCPDesigns @GatorsDaily this set at EVO was insane

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6 years

ever since roblox obama passed the Affordable Game Act

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6 years

Roblox: free

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3 years

my character crisis after a zuko main 3 stocks me game 1

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2 years

@CentroLeaks

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5 years

don’t tell mark zuckerberg about this one

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4 years

me after tom nook charges me 5,000 nook miles for even worse options

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2 years

@CentroLeaks

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6 years

boba balls is where the Tea is Stored

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7 years

mumbling to self "oh yeah you want extra sauce well I'll GIVE you EXTRA sauce u stupid moron oh yeah and here's a little parmesan too you id

𝔷𝔞𝔠𝔥🦦

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7 years

ohhhhh what the FUCK this is considered one slice fuck me UP

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2 years

@CentroLeaks holy shit another one baby

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10 months

fucked up in the crib sippin' dr perky

hope hopes hoping

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10 months

Im on some shit u wouldn’t know about

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4 years

imagine showing this to a forum user in 2007

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3 years

he needs $25 from you

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5 years

@milkshapes

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7 years

I'm sorry mama.......I never meant 2 hurt youuUUUUUUUuuuu never mint 2 make u cry but tonight.......I'm 🅱ack on my 🅱ullshit 😈💯👌😤😜

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5 years

tell the taco bell workers put on a fresh bag of baja blast when i pull up

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5 years

fuit gummy I want

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6 years

is anyone brave enough to bring back nintendocore

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11 months

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5 years

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5 years

imagine looking in every cabinet for a bowl at your rich friends house only to find out you have to meditate by the pool to neutralize your energy before even grabbing one dude i just want some cereal

Lauper

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5 years

Sound

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@twohealthbars

4 years

NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

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@twohealthbars

5 years

baja blast with a splash of gamer girl bath water on the rocks please

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@twohealthbars

3 years

scrolling the tl

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@twohealthbars

4 years

?

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4 years

Kotaku

@Kotaku

4 years

Razer is making surgical masks to help combat covid-19:

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@twohealthbars

6 years

this spoke to me on a spiritual level @WavyOnTwitch

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@twohealthbars

7 years

people really paying $20 at lush to take a bubble bath when you can get diet coke and mentos for less than $3

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@twohealthbars

6 years

one of my fav dark times was when people were making wallets and purses out of empty kool aid jammers

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@twohealthbars

6 years

everyone who tried to flex their fallout lore-dick sayin the new game wasn't gonna be in WV mad as hell rn

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@twohealthbars

7 years

so proud of you @uhjosh

Evo

@Evo

7 years

Congrats to @Dragon_FGC , our new Injustice 2 champion here at #EVO2017 !

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@twohealthbars

5 years

aye bro loved you in beauty and the beast

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@twohealthbars

5 years

the orange grease stain part of the pepperoni roll

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@twohealthbars

5 years

put a lil pepperoni in your stepperoni

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@twohealthbars

6 years

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@twohealthbars

7 years

uncle Greg done did it again

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@twohealthbars

5 years

yeah im an organ donor 😳 (14 inches)

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@twohealthbars

7 years

wakey wakey Jesus Christ

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@twohealthbars

5 years

Netflix in smash please nintendo

GameSpot

@GameSpot

5 years

Netflix will have some things to announce at #E3 👀

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@twohealthbars

4 years

（╹◡╹）

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@twohealthbars

5 years

thank you

Emojipedia

@Emojipedia

5 years

✅ Approved in #emoji12 : Otter

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@twohealthbars

9 years

charleston ur aesthetic is showing

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@twohealthbars

6 years

I was getting my ass rode by a white hummer on the highway and when it finally switched lanes I could see it was a STRETCH white hummer and I was like oh shit this thing got 2 health bars

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𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘨 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩

@twohealthbars

6 years

there’s been two eras of my life: 1. childhood 2. when everybody found out Mitch rhymes with bitch

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5 years

dewy takes good picture

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5 years

big fan of my friends

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5 years

happy wv day

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4 years

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9 years

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3 years

“so long, gay bowser” gonna hit a lil different now

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7 years

when I get to heaven first thing I’m doin is skipping the kill cam

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4 years

🦦

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7 years

I want all my homies to brush their teeth tonight

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6 years

I wanna see godzilla vs clifford the big red dog

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5 years

best christmas ever, thank u sm (‘: @astr0nauty @lockjawtmj

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𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘨 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩

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6 years

this WV Fallout better have Nuka Dew

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4 years

british ppl be like: bloody hell I’m late for Potions class

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5 years

bet

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4 years

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3 years

can’t we just have a normal day NERV 😭😭

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6 years

I was training new guy to stretch dough at work last week and when he saw my dough he hit me with "that's some betty crocker shit"

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𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘨 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩

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5 years

your dad’s g-spot is located on the thermostat

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6 years

pumping gas for the first time what’s the best flavor

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5 years

the rudest thing ever said to me was after telling a coworker I don’t play league they asked “are you sure”

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4 years

if I ever meet suddenlink it’s on site

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10 years

I got pink eye from the Anaconda music video

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7 years

today I tipped >25% because I didn't want twitter to show up

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8 years

tribal tattoos are the button up dragon shirts for adults

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6 years

@bigchief304

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6 years

I love showing my redneck coworkers heavy bands lmao I played Black Mask and he said “wuhhail this is like Slipknot times ten”

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𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘨 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩

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4 years

yuri likes to drink from the sink

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7 years

just installed my new security system

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7 years

you: finish your vegetables me, a West Virginian: finish your mountain dew

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5 years

my cheeks are red because i’m medium rare

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5 years

rare selfie drop (0.07%)

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7 years

i said whoever didn't save net neutrality ya moms a hoe

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