The Classic City’s Caped Crusader - Proud Owner of a 2021 Toyota 4Runner - 3 time Universal Studios Ringtoss Campion - Onward Reserve Sponsored Athlete
*Officiating a wedding in Statesboro*
Dearly beloved, we are GATA’d here today to join together in holy matrimony this fake blonde and a guy who only wears fishing shirts
You wear Peter Millar because you come from generational wealth
I wear Peter Millar because I come from generational wealth
We’re actually very much alike
After lots of thought and conversation with Alfred, I am excited to share the top 5 teams I’m considering rebuilding first in NCAA 25!
Which of these teams would you like to see the Bats rebuild?
Going for my evening stroll around Chastain Park - Mom told me to stay safe
Told her the kinds of cougars we have in Buckhead can only hurt my credit card
Formal reminder to UGA Students: Do NOT drink and drive UNLESS you are a scholarship athlete on the football team! Drinking and driving is only OK if Kirby can bail you out!
Some dark wizard (the bartender) cast an erase memory spell (double whiskey coke) and stole my of my memories of last night’s adventures
Now I’m asking the Oracles (my roommates) for prophetical visions of my past life
@moxbuncher419
“Just takes a bit of work but you’ll be an expert in no time” (He’s been here for three weeks how does he not know how to make a pivot table)
“Hey - sorry I haven’t been responding lately. Haven’t been in a good headspace with the Braves unfolding before my very eyes. Don’t know if I’m in the best place for a relationship rn. Hope you can understand. Tell your mom I said hi”
Hangin’ with my Mexican buddy at the 5-Star resort and some old white lady just asked him if he could take her drink order…
I mean we got her the Cosmo but she only tipped him like 6%, kinda bullshit if you ask me.
Guys!!! I just thought of the best joke for Christmas in 4 months 🤣🤣🎄🎄🎅🏼🎅🏼😂
HAWK the Herald Angels sing!!!!🤣
Glory TUAH the new born king!!!!🤣
Someone show this to the Hawk Tuah girl!!!! 😂🤣🤣😂😂🫣🫣🤙🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
BREAKING:
Iraq’s Parliament takes the first step to lower the legal age of marriage for girls from 15 to 9.
The new personal status law being discussed is based on Sharia Law.
@ugabarstool
Great to be a dawgs fan and happy things are going well - sorta miss the highs and lows… now that it’s looking like a dynasty a lot of shitty fans here for the wrong reason, just not like it used to be. So many damn out of state people flooding in, looking too much like Bama.
Bugs bites absolutely everywhere on the bod - Mom says it’s cuz I’m so sweet.
About to take 2 times the recommended dose of Benadryl & have a lil meet and greet with the Hat Man.
Going to get ahead of the news cycle and deliver next Monday’s headline…
🚨BREAKING🚨
Two Georgia Football players will not be charged and will play in season opener against Clemson
Two Georgia football players were arrested earlier this week…
Smael Mondon was arrested for racing and reckless driving.
Bo Hughley was arrested for reckless driving stemming from an investigation of a single vehicle accident.
(via
@Dawgs247
)
“Look, you’re cool and all, but I haven’t been in a good headspace since the Dawgs lost and don’t think I can fully commit to a relationship right now”
Dynasty got me acting like Deion Sanders
All y’all only lookin at the wins on the field… Nobody talkin bout the wins in recruiting. The wins in the classroom. The wins in the weight room.
@ClimbTruster69
GATA
Alternate timeline:
The (all time undefeated) Emory Eagles set up the “War of Northern Atlanta” rivalry game with the Owls after Emory realigns to the ACC