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The Batman of Buckhead

@two_beerz

2 months

Taking a 5 minute social phone call from my parents beach house rental

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The Batman of Buckhead

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24 days

I just saw the Costco Guys at Walmart - something big is happening. Short everything.

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I love saying “you’re a smart kid, you’ll figure it out” to complete dumbasses who will not figure it out

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Private School Odds for Jett and Campbell’s kid: Pace -125 Westminster +120 Lovett +180 Marist +400 Galloway +550 Paideia +1500 Woodward +10000000

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What if we brought back the dawg bones but Kirby gave them out for DUIs

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Week 2 of Dynasty calling Clarke County Police after my 5-Star RB deleted a handle of Taaka and drove their Hellcat into Toppers

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@Tommyjank1 Just got a call from my guy at Goldman - they’re dumping all of their Double Chunk Chocolate Cookie holdings We’re screwed

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Where should the SEC host their next Media Days? Wrong answers only.

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@xandonmiller Just cutting deals from Sea Island estate

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Me: Can we stop and get Lovett? Mom: We have Lovett at home! Lovett at Home:

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Just loaded up in the 4Runner for the annual pilgrimage to Sea Island, the Holy Land of my native people

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Hangin’ out at the Sea Island Beach Club and asking 50 something moms when they gotta be back in Athens for Rush week

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You like that, white boy?

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@jugboij Leave the Auburn sorority girls alone - they are lost and confused and a longggg way from Buckhead

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TickPick

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What is an iconic sports photo that needs no explanation?

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Who’s ready for Week 0 of Barbour Season

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@BookCameo Sorry that’s premium content - $10 please!

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*Officiating a wedding in Statesboro* Dearly beloved, we are GATA’d here today to join together in holy matrimony this fake blonde and a guy who only wears fishing shirts

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You wear Peter Millar because you come from generational wealth I wear Peter Millar because I come from generational wealth We’re actually very much alike

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About to do my Joe Biden impression by drinking 15 Miller Lites and forgetting how to finish sentences

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What color is your 4Runner?

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3 Miller Lights and this

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The Forward Pass was invented in 1904 MFs in 1903:

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@ImaRandomPig2 A lot of people are saying this!

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Scouting report indicates that her dad has a country club membership

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After lots of thought and conversation with Alfred, I am excited to share the top 5 teams I’m considering rebuilding first in NCAA 25! Which of these teams would you like to see the Bats rebuild?

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The Batman of Buckhead

@two_beerz

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I think the Battery is just a small piece of Nashville that got lost and wound up in Cobb county

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Going for my evening stroll around Chastain Park - Mom told me to stay safe Told her the kinds of cougars we have in Buckhead can only hurt my credit card

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I heard if Trump gets elected he has promised that his first act as President would be to bring back these guys

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#NewProfilePic

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Formal reminder to UGA Students: Do NOT drink and drive UNLESS you are a scholarship athlete on the football team! Drinking and driving is only OK if Kirby can bail you out!

Dawgs247

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Georgia running back Trevor Etienne DUI charges dropped, per report

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@two_beerz

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Telepathically communicating to the bartender that I am in the market for two Miller Lites

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August 24th is only 53 days away. I am open to feedback - but I am right and if you disagree you’re a Yankee.

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Jalen Milroe

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Mike Gundy definitely blares Try That in a Small Town in his truck after crushing 12 Coors Lights

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1 year

Starting my new job tomorrow, what’s the recommended amount of time for shadow boxing in the parking lot before work

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Got my daily Rogaine/Finasteride to slow down the hair loss and my morning Adderall/Coffee to kick that shit into overdrive

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1 year

“Phi Alpha” Son or “War Eagle” Daughter

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Coming home to my family after my 10 week summer internship in Chicago

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@sertified___ (Little did he know, he was actually not almost there)

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Wearing a blazer over my polo at work today so everyone knows that I am a douche

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Staring at the ESPN app and monitoring my parlays

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Some dark wizard (the bartender) cast an erase memory spell (double whiskey coke) and stole my of my memories of last night’s adventures Now I’m asking the Oracles (my roommates) for prophetical visions of my past life

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@moxbuncher419 “Just takes a bit of work but you’ll be an expert in no time” (He’s been here for three weeks how does he not know how to make a pivot table)

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To the Batmobile!

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Trying to make the bartenders head explode cuz he’s only taking orders from the hot chicks at the bar

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“Hey - sorry I haven’t been responding lately. Haven’t been in a good headspace with the Braves unfolding before my very eyes. Don’t know if I’m in the best place for a relationship rn. Hope you can understand. Tell your mom I said hi”

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@two_beerz

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JJ McCarthy looks like he tells his mom to shut the fuck up

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@two_beerz

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Hangin’ with my Mexican buddy at the 5-Star resort and some old white lady just asked him if he could take her drink order… I mean we got her the Cosmo but she only tipped him like 6%, kinda bullshit if you ask me.

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Guys!!! I just thought of the best joke for Christmas in 4 months 🤣🤣🎄🎄🎅🏼🎅🏼😂 HAWK the Herald Angels sing!!!!🤣 Glory TUAH the new born king!!!!🤣 Someone show this to the Hawk Tuah girl!!!! 😂🤣🤣😂😂🫣🫣🤙🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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*Try that in a Small Town comes on at the bar* Guy in a fishing shirt and Heydudes: “Holy shit this is my fucking jam”

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Quick lil’ PSA

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Leaving the office to boot up the NCAA 25 machine

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If you see anyone going 120 on the highway today, that’s not a scholarship Georgia Athlete - I’m just trying to get home to play some NCAA 25

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1 year

You guys have been dating for 2 years? My mom wrote her sorority rec bud, stop playing.

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The kinda vibe I bring to the weekend tee time

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“Dude my phone is listening to us - these targeted adds are getting insane”

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1 Like and I will leave work early to play College Football 25

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This game is so unrealistic - my running back just transferred to Clemson?

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I guess I was just rusty… GATA?

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@the_rjschafer Excited for the group chat weekend meet up

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There’s not enough SPF 50 in the world to save this white boy

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WHAT?! BUT HE WENT UNDEFEATED IN THE PRIMARIES?!? HOW DID RFK SNEAK IN?! THE COMMITTEE MADE A MISTAKE!!!

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@BattmanGT Not commenting on this post - I’m just simply blown away to find my burner has a GT evil twin

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New ESPN FPI rankings are pretty interesting

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@CTESPN_DAWGS Can’t stop me

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Phillidephia (derogatory)

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“I’ve been doing some thinking. What do you think about one more invasion - just for old times sake”

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BREAKING: Iraq’s Parliament takes the first step to lower the legal age of marriage for girls from 15 to 9. The new personal status law being discussed is based on Sharia Law.

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@kingofthewood0 Bringing a coozie to the function is a commonly hated play but I will continue to run it until the day I die - I respect this

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@ugabarstool Great to be a dawgs fan and happy things are going well - sorta miss the highs and lows… now that it’s looking like a dynasty a lot of shitty fans here for the wrong reason, just not like it used to be. So many damn out of state people flooding in, looking too much like Bama.

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2 months

Absolutely devastating news for the Georgia Tech admissions office

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1 year

Just got flipped off by a Buckhead mom for the first time; feeling accomplished

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I forget to take my stimulants and turn into this dude

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@spence_rattler Where

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I think if Ole Miss and A&M played in the Ireland Week 0 the world might explode

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My life is a video game - just got blocked after I triple texted a girl. Just like CFB 25!

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Requesting PTO at work, don’t see the “Showercap” option anywhere must be a bug in the system

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Hearing drunk women talk about AI while I’m at Saint Pat’s in Savannah is ruining my trip

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Why did Deion Sanders show up to my corporate office to give a hype speech, is Q2 really gonna be that bad?

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Out here saying “I’ll give you some time back” before ending a meeting 3 minutes early

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Golfing buddy asked me what my handicap was Told him that dyslexia shouldn’t affect my golf game but he should probably keep track of the scorecard

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@SamRaus1 Praying to the Lord Almighty one of them gets the 2028 nomination

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Bugs bites absolutely everywhere on the bod - Mom says it’s cuz I’m so sweet. About to take 2 times the recommended dose of Benadryl & have a lil meet and greet with the Hat Man.

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Going to get ahead of the news cycle and deliver next Monday’s headline… 🚨BREAKING🚨 Two Georgia Football players will not be charged and will play in season opener against Clemson

Unnecessary Roughness

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Two Georgia football players were arrested earlier this week… Smael Mondon was arrested for racing and reckless driving. Bo Hughley was arrested for reckless driving stemming from an investigation of a single vehicle accident. (via @Dawgs247 )

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Month close at work this week, time to get serious #lockedin

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1 year

Does anyone have any bold predictions for the 2023-2024 Barbour season?

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Had to inform my Florida friend that my Georgia-Florida watch party was BYOJ (Bring your own Jorts)

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@markbellando71 Looks like someone’s dad might be a VP at the firm…

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1 year

I didn’t buy drugs in the Ivy bathroom and the attendant got mad at me. Classic rookie mistake.

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@RoncalliDweller If anything Ron - the Costco guys not being able to afford a Costco membership makes this is more impressive

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“Look, you’re cool and all, but I haven’t been in a good headspace since the Dawgs lost and don’t think I can fully commit to a relationship right now”

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Tennessee Football fans do this every fall

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Dynasty got me acting like Deion Sanders All y’all only lookin at the wins on the field… Nobody talkin bout the wins in recruiting. The wins in the classroom. The wins in the weight room.

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@eugenebojangles *clicks earpiece* “You got the Bats”

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Just saw some F-150 with a U Miami sticker - probably a glitch in the simulation

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Batman’s thought of the day: Are fashion merchandising majors just MAGA Republican art hoes?

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@ClimbTruster69 GATA Alternate timeline: The (all time undefeated) Emory Eagles set up the “War of Northern Atlanta” rivalry game with the Owls after Emory realigns to the ACC

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