caratland has doctors, therapists, cops, meme officers.. EVERYTHING.. and twiceland?? we have one lousy lawyer, a jailer, and a beautiful judge.. WE NEED TO STEP UP
i’m so jobless rn.. cant jail onces cs i’m not allowed.. can’t save onces cs i’m not allowed.. and can’t even decide a verdict because the lawyer doesn’t wanna do their job.. WHAT DO I DO
y/n: e-excuse me..is that seat taken..? twicelandjudge: that's my lap..?
y/n: i-i know..
twicelandjudge: *grabs me by my hips and forces me onto their lap* i thought you'd never ask babygirl...
y/n: *blushes*
y/n: i-i love you judge...
twicelandjudge: i love you more babygirl.
Nayeon: whos my cute lil baby
Me: me!!! My big alpha!!!
Nayeon: say alpha one more time kitten…
Me: Alpha??
Nayeon: *pushes against wall* you’re making me crazy kitten. You just unleashed the beast 😈
Me: ALPHA WHAT ARE U GONNA DO??
Nayeon: kiss you
Me: *blushes extremely*
me: e-excuse me, is that seat taken?
jihyo: yes? i'm literally sitting here
me: n-no i mean y-your lap
jihyo: oh *smirks* it's not my baby twicelandjudge, you're such a brat come here
me: s-sorry *sits*