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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

11 years

Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 months

How Scottie marks his ball now

Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 months

The best way this can turn out is that this extremely brief glimpse into how average people are treated by police radicalizes Scottie and he starts dropping ACABs in all his press conferences

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Tweeth Mitchell

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3 months

When my buddy mentions the golf trip I haven't told my wife about yet in front of her

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

24 days

Billy, this is Collin Morikawa. He's near the top of the rankings in strokes gained overall, approach, and tee to green, and is one of the game's preeminent ball strikers. His only defect is that any more wind than a gentle breeze turns him into a 10 handicap.

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Tweeth Mitchell

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3 months

Jordy lurking

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

14 days

Dude what are you even talking about please go outside

Dan Rapaport

@Daniel_Rapaport

14 days

If I showed you this video in 2020 you’d say wow a lot of germs on the trophy and I’d say shut up loser. Then you’d ask if Bryson had a personality transplant. “Simply the best” as he mingles with Jimmy Fallon crowd as Fallon beams with pride. Incredible.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

"and they have this Pizza Tracker that tells you *exactly* when your pizza is ready..."

Rory Tracker

@RoryTrackr

3 months

What are they talking about? #themasters

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

16 days

Sorry but I have exactly zero problem with this, and I'd have exactly zero problem with it if it had gone the other way and Bryson did this. He doesn't owe us the dancing monkey routine. Everything he owed the audience happened on the course. That goes for every competitor.

Jay Busbee

@jaybusbee

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Rory McIlroy leaving the clubhouse. He got into his car and drove off.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

Pretty fucked up they made Jason Day take it off when they were perfectly fine with it in '86

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 years

My wife: How much did you lose betting on football this weekend? Me:

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 months

The best way this can turn out is that this extremely brief glimpse into how average people are treated by police radicalizes Scottie and he starts dropping ACABs in all his press conferences

No Laying Up

@NoLayingUp

2 months

Excelling reporting from @JeffDarlington . I can’t believe this is a real thing that is happening.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

4 months

Talor Gooch makes a good point. I've been giving him credit for winning LIV last year but it turns out most of the top players weren't in those tournaments, so maybe he actually sucks.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 months

"They walked him past the paramedic truck and put him into the back of the light-up car and turned the wee-oo wee-oo sounds on" - Dan Rap, probably

Jeff Darlington

@JeffDarlington

2 months

Here is video that I took of Scheffler being arrested:

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

Every day he tweets something so stupid it makes me long for the stupid thing he tweeted the day before

Dan Rapaport

@Daniel_Rapaport

3 months

That first Amen Corner upper decker really is something special. Look forward to it every single year.

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Dan Rapaport

@Daniel_Rapaport

3 months

The groupchat is panicking.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 month

Smoking Malbon golf clothes 🤝 A lot cooler looking if you're hot and in shape

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@ZitiDoggsGolf

1 month

Breaking news: It looks like Charley Hull is a Newport Queen!

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

6 months

I feel like they're just making up stats now. Oh shit 10K MOI??? Mine has 4500 megablips of forgiveness, what's the Schrute bucks to Stanley nickels conversion rate on that?

TaylorMade Golf

@TaylorMadeGolf

6 months

For the first time in our history, we’ve created a driver that’s broken through the 10K MOI barrier (forgiveness). The Qi10 Max Driver's carbon construction, reinvented head shape, and speed is designed to give you a new feeling off the tee. Learn more:

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

Anyone who thinks golf twitter can't get Jay Monahan fired by July 4th should tell it to the Swilcan Bridge patio.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

If Blockie had Randy Johnson's velocity he'd be an all-star

PGA of America

@PGA

3 months

He can do it all. The Block party extends to the baseball field. 😉 Happy #OpeningDay !

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 years

@jsinghmlk Me to my wife before the tournament started: "A public school kid is going to win this thing, I'd bet my life on it." Me to my wife about 5 mins into your first game: "THAT public school kid is going to win this thing." Congrats on the win!

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 months

This is Jordan Spieth in D. Guise

Monday Q Info

@acaseofthegolf1

2 months

“Im even” -Monday Q Danny Guise

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

4 months

Whatever this is, do not do this.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

7 months

A good way to tell if you're "in touch" with the average golfer is to refer to Winged Foot, Shinnecock, Riviera, and Oakmont as "courses that 'we' play"

Matt Ginella

@MattGinella

7 months

Let’s poll caddies at Pinehurst, Pebble, Old Course, Erin Hills, Straits, Kiawah, Winged Foot, Spyglass, Shinnecock, Riviera, Oakmont…courses that “we” play where “they,” the pros & elite ams also play. Does the public or members hit it too far? Do they overpower the “classic”?

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

4 months

When Xander collapses today, the Players will officially become the 5th major

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

Nobody is forcing you to tweet weirdo shit like this

Dan Rapaport

@Daniel_Rapaport

3 months

Peter Malnati is a thespian out there. Anything but dull.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 years

@peggy00623551 @ElyKreimendahl Yo if you're dating someone whose wife died, and your expectation is that they "get over it," they're not the problem. Yikes.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

Talking the boys into another golf trip our wives won't be happy about

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

1 year

“We’re gonna listen to some music. We’re gonna drink some beers. … We’re gonna smile, we’re gonna be in this thing together. … And we’re gonna go get one on the road.” -Jimmy Butler on bouncing back after a loss

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

5 months

Lou Stagner any time someone takes less than driver off the tee

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

9 days

HAWK SHAY BHATUAH

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

Everyone else all week: Sharing legitimately inspirational Max Homa quotes about mindfulness, humility, and self confidence Dan Rap: "Nah, lemme wait til he says something about drinking that me and the douchebag army I ride with can get fired up about, I'll share that one"

Dan Rapaport

@Daniel_Rapaport

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Max Homa on how he'll feel tomorrow: "I haven't drank in a really, really, really long time, but I've been planning it for Sunday after the Masters, so probably not great."

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

Preach, brother

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

Listen, I want it to be known that I'm an @ImperialHats visor guy through and through. Full stop. But we gotta be able to criticize where warranted, and these PGA champ hats....are awful. Just depraved, lunatic behavior here from everyone involved. Please, stop the madness.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

4 months

BREAKING: Past-his-prime golfer with persecution complex joins league populated almost exclusively by past-their-prime golfers with persecution complexes

bunkered

@bunkeredgolf

4 months

"Hello, haters. I'm back." -- Anthony Kim 👀🍿 (IG: anthonykimofficial)

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 years

Serious question -- if you replaced Charley Hoffman with the top ranked KFT player for the rest of the year, would anyone notice or care? ✌🏼

Alex Myers

@AlexMyers3

2 years

Charley Hoffman going OFF on the USGA and PGA Tour after having to take what he felt was an unfair penalty today. “No accountability at any level here. No protection for the players at all. You wonder why guys are wanting to jump ship and go play on another tour.” Woah.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

Trying to get my wife to let me go on a golf trip the weekend of our anniversary

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 years

@KylePorterCBS "Son, daddy missed your birth for the exact same reason he went to LIV. For money."

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

7 months

The last time an Alabama competitor got picked for a spot they didn't earn, Europe won 16.5-11.5

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

"Who wore it better?", #Strapped edition @BigRandyNLU @DJPie

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

8 months

Nailed it. She doesn't suspect a thing.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

I think if my son grew up and decided he wanted to join a cult or become a terrorist, I'd try to talk him out of it, but I would love him no matter what. If he came home with his golf clubs in this thing, I'd burn my fingerprints off and live out my days under a fake name.

Bobby BottleService

@cbuckets3

3 months

What in the fuck is this

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 months

See, Talor Gooch, *this* is the type of shit that gives a major an asterisk

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

7 months

Golf is a walking sport and cart fees should be $100 unless you have a medical waiver

girl fieri

@realgirl_fieri

7 months

What is the most boomer complaint you have? Mine is I think people take their dogs too many places for my taste and also I think everyone should be more punctual.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

Third coolest motherfucker to ever play golf

Michael Wolf

@bamabearcat

3 months

This is your annual reminder that Payne Stewart once played in the Masters Par-3 tournament while wearing a tuxedo

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

4 months

Classy, deadly. I will not apologize for being a Rory Guy™ 🤷🏻‍♀️

Golf Digest

@GolfDigest

4 months

Rory McIlroy responds to Talor Gooch's 'asterisk' comment about The Masters.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 months

Every time I see Jimmy Walker I'm amazed he hasn't gone to LIV. Maybe they just can't meet his number? ($175 cash and a used Kia Sorrento)

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 months

Scottie shows up to Pinehurst with Defund the Police logos on all his golf shirts

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

Last week, a guy told me a story about how a stripper stole $500 out of his pocket while giving him a lap dance in Key West, and he called the cops to try to get it back, and this picture is the only thing I've ever seen that's whiter than that story

PGA TOUR

@PGATOUR

1 year

✅ Wimbledon ✅ Chipping again! A big week for @WillZalatoris 💪

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

17 days

I've lost 10 followers since I posted this. If you saw it and considered unfollowing me but didn't, you should go do that now. I'd rather have zero followers than for even one bigot to get a single second of joy out of my feed. Fuck off and fix your heart, in that order.

Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

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#visorgang is pro LGBTQ Let's Get These Birdies Queens #pride #visorpride #june #golf

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 month

Has anyone ever won 3 illegitimate mickey mouse majors to start their career before? Asking for Collin Morikawa

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 months

Golf viewers: If you don't invest in the stories of young rising stars, nobody will watch your product any more PGA Tour: Can I interest you in a Charley Hoffman-Ryan Palmer-Zach Johnson roundtable? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

PGA TOUR

@PGATOUR

2 months

"I'm still waiting to wake up from the dream." 500 starts later, @Hoffman_Charley , @RyanPalmerPGA and @ZachJohnsonPGA reflect on their PGA TOUR careers so far.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 years

@acaseofthegolf1 @PGATOUR rights, but they don't have a monopoly on the stories themselves. Nobody here followed you for the video quality or the insider access. We followed you because you get to the root of something unspoken, and hit the nerve of why we care about these stories in the first place.

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Tweeth Mitchell

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3 years

@acaseofthegolf1 @PGATOUR The curse of the upstart. You identify the market, prove the concept, and the big guy takes your work and runs with it without so much as a thanks. Fortunately, you know what they don't -- how to really make these stories sing. They may be able to monopolize the video (cont)

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

5 months

100 likes and @brysandel and I will make these with @kclairerogers face on them and wear them to the Players

NBC Sports

@NBCSports

5 months

George Kittle showed up to the stadium wearing a shirt with his wife, @claire_kittle , on it. ❤️ (via @NBCS49ers )

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

4 months

This asshole. THIS is the guy you're trying to make the face of your tour? THIS fucking guy? What a miserable human being.

Gabby Herzig

@GabbyHerzig

4 months

Full Swing Season 2 is out and I have an inkling that golf fans will get much more out of it than S1. In the running for my favorite quote is this absolute gem from Justin Thomas at the PGA Champions dinner

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

In honor of the PGA Championship kicking off tomorrow, here's a 🧵 of tournament favorites as Succession characters. **Season 4 spoilers in here** (Don't say I didn't warn you)

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 years

@pattonoswalt

Lisa Gilroy

@TheLisaGilroy

2 years

another former Chili’s employee who remembers the classic birthday song @imAndrewRussell

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@tweeth_mitchell

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TaylorMade Golf

@TaylorMadeGolf

7 months

🎶 He’s making a list. Checking it twice. Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice. Mac Daddy Santa Claus is coming to town. 🎶 😎 Merry Christmas from #TeamTaylorMade !

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

People buying alignment sticks from golf shops will never not be funny to me. Y'all know they're $3 at home depot, right?

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

Pissen & Main

Christopher Powers

@CPowers14

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Maybe the most uncomfortable looking golf fit I’ve ever seen from the Thunder Bear

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

The Grove XXIII is NOT fucking around

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

3 months

BREAKING: Jordan says it is ready to shoot down any drones that violate its airspace

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 years

@RaiTroll @MargaretFordha5 @peggy00623551 @ElyKreimendahl That's the thing you are missing here. You don't "move on" from grief, you simply learn ways to live with it. I'm not here to tell people they aren't entitled to remarry because they're going to be grieving in some way forever.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

Silver Lining: This is the push Rory needed to go full heel. Monahan hung him out to dry and embarrassed him. If he doesn't rage-win 3 majors in the next 2 years, what are we even doing here?

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

5 months

I know this isn't the point of the video but those pants are a great color, anyone know where I can get those?

Alex Myers

@AlexMyers3

5 months

Zach Johnson: They’ve lost the golf fans!

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 years

@babs_zone @oneunderscore__ It's not that deep. Lots of athletes are black. The anti sports thing is just plain ol racism, that's all.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 years

@acaseofthegolf1 Wow I made the regrettable mistake of clicking on Timbo here's profile, and lemme go ahead and warn everyone else that his fashion takes are going to be the least of your issues if you decide to follow suit.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

18 days

New logo dropped

Jake Weaver

@MidwestGolfJake

18 days

Tiger hasn't won a single major and has missed the cut in 2/3 of the majors he's played since switching to this logo. #Facts

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Tweeth Mitchell

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I take it all back. This is real journalism. A picture of a guy sitting down, 3 days after the fact. Medill finally delivered. Biggest possible J.

Dan Rapaport

@Daniel_Rapaport

1 month

On Saturday of the PGA Championship, Alejandro Tosti was shooting a million. On the par-4 12th he’d just missed long of the green, chipped into a bunker, blasted out to 8 feet and missed the putt. Double bogey. That dropped him to +8 for the round on a day when everyone took it

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Tweeth Mitchell

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3 years

Me trying to carry the hazard

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Tweeth Mitchell

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2 years

@robertjhunt If you lose the fight, send me the sign and I'll put it up. My HOA is extremely annoying and would DEFINITELY pick a fight about this. It can be like a sisterhood of the traveling pants type thing where anyone who loses the HOA battle has to pass it on.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 years

@NoLayingUp "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"

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Tweeth Mitchell

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7 months

This saga only ends one way. Can't wait for Texas A&M to end the speculation and announce Coach Blockie

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Tweeth Mitchell

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1 year

@minakimes He's great at all the things you can't teach, but unfortunately he's terrible at all the things you can.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 years

@Newwwman @buitengebieden_ Are you available to come to a party this weekend? You seem fun

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@tweeth_mitchell

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@TheGhostofhogan @ShaneRyanHere God forbid you support writers for the high cost of <checks notes> 3 dollars

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@acaseofthegolf1 Graphic design is my passion

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2 years

@acaseofthegolf1 I hope she sees this because that woman is probably under 65 and you calling her 80 is going to absolutely CRUSH her

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1 year

@KylePorterCBS Castellanos literally hit an RBI double seconds before this news broke

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@NoLayingUp NOT ALL COPS SOLY, NOT ALL COPS, NOT GONNA HAVE THAT

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@NicoPaezGolf Hey bro you can either follow me and chirp me or keep not following me and go away, but not following me and continuing to sass me is not on the menu

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

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How is it that they even make shorts too small for Akshay? What size are those? Youth medium? The skinniest dude on earth shouldn't need crisco to get into his shorts. Live a little, Akshay.

LKD

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Here’s a good face on of Akshay roasting a mini driver off the deck. It’s such a unique shot that I’m not quite used to seeing. Most seem to come out like a low-ish, flat cut. Apex somewhere around 70 ft I think.

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Tweeth Mitchell

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9 months

Hey JT, journalists aren't here to "bring positivity and good stories to grow the game of golf." You're thinking of PR guys. Hope this helps!

Justin Thomas

@JustinThomas34

9 months

@KylePorterCBS @AlanShipnuck I’d like to speak on behalf of a lot of Tour players and say we’re sick of @AlanShipnuck doing what he does. Bring positivity and good stories to help grow the game of golf, not try and make money bashing guys, earning zero trust, with a lot of incorrect information. Ridiculous

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#visorgang is pro LGBTQ Let's Get These Birdies Queens #pride #visorpride #june #golf

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

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If you're flying through O'Hare, I signed these two paperback copies of PHIL by @AlanShipnuck at the Barbara's Bookstore by gate E5. Get em while supplies last!

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

Generally speaking, most things Will Zalatoris does with the putter should be banned from golf at all levels.

Golf Digest

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1 year

Let's hear it. 👇

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Tweeth Mitchell

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3 months

RIP Juice

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 years

@MargaretFordha5 @peggy00623551 @ElyKreimendahl I took it to mean she was sick of hearing about the dead wife, but I will admit I only took it that way because that's what the words in the tweet actually said. So 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 years

Is it...is it rocks?

The Hill

@thehill

3 years

Scientists discover Stonehenge is constructed from a nearly indestructible material

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

@acaseofthegolf1 Oh FUCK YES RORY IS BACK

Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

Silver Lining: This is the push Rory needed to go full heel. Monahan hung him out to dry and embarrassed him. If he doesn't rage-win 3 majors in the next 2 years, what are we even doing here?

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

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@brysandel @TronCarterNLU Watching him struggle with "sympathy" was great. You could see the wheels turning -- "wait is this the one that's gonna get me in trouble, or is it empathy? Fuck." SMU: The degrees are fake but the coke is real.

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@undercover_pga If I miss the green and need to hit a bump and run onto the green, the club I missed the green with has to hit it. It's a chance for atonement.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 years

@RaiTroll @MargaretFordha5 @peggy00623551 @ElyKreimendahl And anyone who wants to date or marry someone in that position should be prepared to support them, and to not see their grief as some kind of comment on whether they value the new person in their life. Which it simply isn't.

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 months

The only evidence you need for Rapaport being a smelly loser is Ellen Rogers sniffing his dorky ass out in 10 seconds

claire rogers

@kclairerogers

4 months

My sister Ellen who loves me but doesn’t really love golf is watching Full Swing season 2, and here are her notes on episode 2:

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

14 days

"Jimmy Fallon beams with pride" what the fuck is happening right now

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

3 years

@acaseofthegolf1 Well since you're the Monday "Q" Info guy and most of the donors are "Anonymous," I recommend...wait nevermind

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

1 year

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

7 months

@JayCuda Steelers B Hawkeyes A

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 years

@acaseofthegolf1 Literally my wife JUST said "Wait, the Monday Q horse won the race???" 🤣🤣🤣

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

26 days

Can't wait for this. I'm SO sick of going through the lengthy R&D process every time I want to buy a golf club. Prototyping, iterating, such a hassle! Maybe after the 3D printer era, someone will invent a store with golf clubs you can just buy off the shelf. That'd be amazing

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

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@kclairerogers

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

2 years

@AmandaGolf59 @Daniel_Rapaport

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Tweeth Mitchell

@tweeth_mitchell

5 months

I don't want a Nickelodeon golf broadcast, I NEED a Nickelodeon golf broadcast. If I die without hearing Dora the Explorer explain the "where did it cross" concept when someone's taking a drop, I might as well have never lived at all.

CBS Sports

@CBSSports

5 months

Dora the Explorer explaining a false start: "Where are we going?" *clap *clap *clap Boots: "Back 5 yards!" @Nickelodeon

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