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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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What if we clipped our teeth like nails?

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

5 years

Me to my boyfriend in bed at 1am:

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@tweeteleine

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Despite all my rage I am still just a man in a cage

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@tweeteleine

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Reply with your baby pics that have the same energy you exude now

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my plans / 2020

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“Michael, they’ve found your daughter’s fucking TikTok!”

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@tweeteleine

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Me offering emotional counsel and rational advice to my friends despite being in mental anguish over my own internalised feelings

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@tweeteleine

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If my boyfriend isn’t arsed about me kissing girls he’s a victim of societal biphobia, Jess

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@tweeteleine

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we rang in 2020 without Jackie Bird and honestly that’s when we should have known.

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@tweeteleine

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Went to get my hair done at [redacted Instagram famous hair place in Glasgow] once and the stylist took my jacket and went “this would be so much nicer if it was like, *actually* vintage and not from ASOS” and I just can’t stop thinking about it honestly

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@tweeteleine

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@tweeteleine

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we didn’t deserve Never Mind the Buzzcocks

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@tweeteleine

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There should be legislation firmly establishing that a blue packet of crisps is salt and vinegar and green is cheese and onion.

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it’s rotten

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@tweeteleine

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The relentless gentrification of the humble Jaffa Cake continues

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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I am this many years old

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@tweeteleine

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@iiitskirstyn Please I beg for context

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@tweeteleine

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As a woman who was once a sperm cell get a vasectomy

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@tweeteleine

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It’s called feminism baby look it up

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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the beds on Facebook Marketplace are becoming too powerful 😔

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@tweeteleine

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Anyway, to dispel any doubt about my sexuality I’d like the record to show I’ve shagged more burds than my current boyfriend. #BiVisibilityDay

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

4 years

thank you for existing small grandpa whale x

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@tweeteleine

5 years

A year later, different number:

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@tweeteleine

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me sending invoices

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@tweeteleine

5 years

make "burd" a gender-neutral term 2k20

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@tweeteleine

4 years

just seen this on Etsy (£280 omfg)

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@tweeteleine

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i would kiss him for no million

gary from teen mom

@garyfromteenmom

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would u kiss him for $2 million

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@tweeteleine

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i wish i could wipe this from my memory and watch it again for the first time

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@tweeteleine

5 years

The video @lauzyfaulks made eloquently and emotively reduces the stigma around what is a complex, exhausting disorder. This headline does nothing but reinforce that stigma. 🙃

The Scottish Sun

@ScottishSun

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Scots influencer with OCD uses bleach to clean hands as she shares burns pics

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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important piece by Teen Vogue on drunk sex and consent.

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@tweeteleine

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Drop the biopic

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@tweeteleine

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Chris McQueer

BBC The Social

@bbcthesocial

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What's the weirdest thing you've brought home after a night out? #ThingsIveBroughtHome

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@tweeteleine

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“Your boyfriend is a bore for not wanting to be cheated on“ ?!

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

5 years

can’t stop laughing at this barista politely asking my da how his day has been and my da just responding “why?”

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@tweeteleine

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Back in 2014, I was fighting for my life because I failed to recognise the early stages of deadly sepsis. I live with the long-term effects of it to this day. It's the same illness that killed my wee mammy. Here is how to spot it. #SepsisAwareness #WorldSepsisDay

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

4 years

excited to try the new six by nico tasting menu

Stevie Martin

@5tevieM

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Sometimes on a Friday I arrange my tortoise’s weeds on a slate so it’s a fancy dining experience

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@tweeteleine

4 years

is this legal

BBC Strictly ✨

@bbcstrictly

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#Strictly goes to Springfield for the Simpsons routine we never knew we needed. 🤩 🍩 @MaxGeorge @dbuzz6589

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@tweeteleine

4 years

feel like shit just want her back

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

5 years

No one works harder than this little reed diffuser.

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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good day to little Adam and little Adam ONLY

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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last night Chris McQueer lost his only pen and became so frantic that he googled “where could my pen be” and “common places pens go missing”.

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@tweeteleine

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feel like shit just want her back

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@tweeteleine

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open for a surprise

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@tweeteleine

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5th of May the cursed day

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

5 years

My mother would like to see more women on the line up.

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@LeeHutchison_

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TRNSMT is clearly struggling to sell tickets with this sort of nonsense arriving in my inbox

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@tweeteleine

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reinstate them immediately

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

4 years

Parrots removed from UK wildlife park after they started swearing at customers

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

5 years

Yeah sex is good but have you ever seen someone you don’t like get 3 likes on a meticulously crafted tweet

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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phoning up the estate agent like “here how much for the space gorilla?”

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@tweeteleine

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i have literally never met a person who does this but see this super cynical rhetoric all the time as if it’s a widespread issue? behave

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🤢people🤢who🤢pretend🤢to🤢have🤢anxiety🤢or🤢depression🤢or🤢other🤢mental🤢disorders/issues🤢because🤢they🤢think🤢it's🤢trendy🤢are🤢the🤢worst🤢type🤢of🤢people🤢

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

4 years

what i look like to social smokers after a pint

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

4 years

Noodle update: teeths

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

5 years

On a Tinder date and he pulls this out, wyd?

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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your boyfriend drafting a tweet blaming the unrelenting strain on the NHS on sick people who need and are entitled to use it, rather than the staff shortages, cuts to funding, cuts to adult social care, cuts to beds, cuts to equipment, and much more under our current government.

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@tweeteleine

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Driving down to see my family and stopped in Dunbar to let the dog pee, Chris is the candid champ

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@tweeteleine

5 years

Just nipping out for a fag x

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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This is a very hard pill to swallow, but accepting it is a huge part of recovery/having a good quality of life with mental illness. Understanding your condition and its symptoms isn’t about building excuses, but knowing those challenging behaviors and how to cope with them.

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@tweeteleine

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cultural impact: █ 　　 █　 █　 █　＿ peter andre the stirring beef beatles on the tl and tagging the wrong people

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@tweeteleine

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Face of a dug that just scranned a massive sausage roll he found on the street so quickly that he had what appeared to be a panic attack

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@tweeteleine

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Spare a thought for sexual abuse victims who had to hear their abuser claim to “not remember” things that will haunt us for the rest of our lives, reliving it all following the Prince Andrew interview.

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@tweeteleine

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This is a baby Haggis - never seen one before but thought you would like to see it

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@tweeteleine

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what a line up!

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@tweeteleine

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real time footage of my depression being cured

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@tweeteleine

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here comes "why are you over the age of 20 and not got a driving license" twitter again!

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@tweeteleine

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The darkside of the early-‘00s

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@tweeteleine

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I am on my knees begging you to stop reading into the views on your IG story

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@tweeteleine

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Glastonbury has just announced a 42% female line-up. TRNSMT's main stage is 87% male. Female headliners are ready and waiting for you to put them on the bill. Festivals which amplify systematic biases on their line-up do so because they are, quite simply, sausagefests.

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@tweeteleine

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coworker: do you have twitter? me: I have never wrote a twitter tweet

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@tweeteleine

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@agcolehamilton She was celebrating a talented young woman within her party taking a seat after a brilliant grassroots campaign. Wouldn’t it be classy of you to drop that flimsy presumption of intent from @NicolaSturgeon and congratulate @AmyCallaghanSNP on her historic victory, Alex?

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@tweeteleine

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white men with music blogs:

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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don’t know why but i think she’s responsible somehow

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@tweeteleine

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a daily dose of Noodle 🍜

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@tweeteleine

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Obviously being bullied in school isn’t nice but I can’t help respecting the patter of someone calling me “one-legged pirate” because I wore an eyepatch and walked funny.

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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made a dress with my granny’s old sewing machine + her fabric 🥰 (yes this is the best photo of it I managed to get in it 😶)

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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fair play to them shag on my sons

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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I miss "BRB". I miss being able to abscond from a conversation with three letters. A delayed "I'm really sorry I didn't reply for two weeks I'm so exhausted by social communication right now and had other things to do" doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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I went to the second best high school in the whole of Scotland and they still ignored my disability diagnosis, offered me little to no support, recommended I left school rather than receive reasonable adjustments for exams, and tolerated teachers calling me stupid/useless 🤗

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I went to the second best high school in the whole of Scotland and I still came out with shite grades 🙃

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@tweeteleine

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big booby culture is being 14 and getting told to buy the wrong size bra by a Debenhams employee with a measuring tape

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@tweeteleine

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I love furnishing our flat 😍 such a beautiful process watching the pieces come together + truly reflect our personalities!! x

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@tweeteleine

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trap him under a wee glass and let him back out the window.

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@tweeteleine

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imagine caring so much about a mediocre singer that you publicly undermine the severity of domestic abuse.

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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Really don’t want to see a trailer for an anti-abortion film on my TL, no matter how in line with my views your take on it is. Please let it fade into obscurity & think about how much that clip might hurt those who have endured trauma relating to such a sensitive subject matter.

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@tweeteleine

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today’s been a pretty grim one but feelin v grateful for this bundle of fluff making it all a bit easier.

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@tweeteleine

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Short back and racism, is it?

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@tweeteleine

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You have hurtled into my life like a very fast, chaotic steamroller and I would not have it any other way. Happy birthday to, a legend.

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@tweeteleine

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Wow! Ok, so turns out this guy messaged a LOT of girls and likely got their numbers off @SpareRoomUK

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@tweeteleine

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I really enjoy when the TERF debate, which claims to be “protecting women’s rights”, inadvertently excludes my existence as a women who may not be able to carry children. Because the barometer of being a REAL WOMAN is being a mother, yeah?

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@tweeteleine

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wish u cared about the treatment of living human beings as much as u care about the treatment of a notoriously racist statue

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@tweeteleine

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my plans / 2020

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@tweeteleine

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hey mtv welcome to my crib

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@tweeteleine

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@MillicentOnFilm Basically this guy messaged me in the summer two years ago & I blocked him, then exactly a year later he sent me the same things from a different number but kept calling me & sending voice notes where you could hear he was pleasuring himself. Also he’s a cage fighter.

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@tweeteleine

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my overwhelming feeling through all of this is that i wish id spent more time with the people that i love when it was legal and safe

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@tweeteleine

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my bisexual awakening was seeing this woman play the harp and I think about it all the time. what kind of energy is playing the full on harp. what made you learn it. how did you acquire one. is it heavy. do you have a little case for it. will you be my wife.

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Madeleine

@tweeteleine

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lol can’t believe it’s been a year since we got together. I’m so lucky to have fallen in love with my best friend. ty for sliding into my DMs and spending all your free time on a really sweaty megabus 💕

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@tweeteleine

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Spotify: our users will love the opportunity to share their music taste and eclectic listening trends Spotify users: I love this opportunity to share the music that I have cried myself to sleep to

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@tweeteleine

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be honest who wore it better

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@tweeteleine

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tell her u love her new haircut she’s shy 🥺

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