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@garyfromteenmom
gary from teen mom
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just me or has this mf been 13 for ten years
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new cut 🖤
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RIP queen i loved bohemian rhapsody 😔💔
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me: no hoe shit tonight me after one white claw:
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@garyfromteenmom
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Me at 2am taking an online test to see if i have autism
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@garyfromteenmom
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me at 16: leave me alone mom im an adult me at 23: mom if u dont come to the dentist with me ill end my shit
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@garyfromteenmom
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anyone make fakes? trying to get into costco
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my pet: me:
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@garyfromteenmom
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when ur mom asks u to bring in groceries from the car
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@garyfromteenmom
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me after begging someone to take a pic of me
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@garyfromteenmom
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omg deleteee I look so fat do not submit that to national geographic I swear to god randy
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@garyfromteenmom
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mfs are embarrassed to wear a mask in public but will wear this hat confidently
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@garyfromteenmom
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nobody: me in the uber at 3:36 am: so do u like driving
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@garyfromteenmom
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wheres my fuckin son
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@garyfromteenmom
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me waiting for my mom to make me a sandwich after going swimming
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@garyfromteenmom
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friend: wanna hang out me: can’t, busy with abortion
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@garyfromteenmom
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bröther may i have this cümber
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@garyfromteenmom
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white people when hey soul sister comes on at tj maxx
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@garyfromteenmom
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yo may i have uhhh ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵃᵗ
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@garyfromteenmom
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hey its ur uber driver .. ᵃᵐ ᵒᵘᵗˢᶦᵈᵉ
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@garyfromteenmom
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he says he loves u? oh thats why hes at my igloo on club penguin
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@garyfromteenmom
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what religion is this
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@garyfromteenmom
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ELON MUSK HAS A GOTH GF LMFAOOOOOOOO
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@garyfromteenmom
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ᵗʰᵃᶰᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵉʳᵛᶦᶜᵉ
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@garyfromteenmom
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me: hi urban outfitters employees on their way to work:
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@garyfromteenmom
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me when someone says hi and i say good how are you
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@garyfromteenmom
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this is the only officer i trust
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@garyfromteenmom
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no one: my dad: why don’t you hang out with that friend from kindergarten anymore
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anyone make fakes? trying to get into costco
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me in bed remembering when i waved to someone that was waving at someone else in 2011
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@garyfromteenmom
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baby: c-c- mom: his first word! baby: c-c-c baby: c-cut my life into pieces this is my last resort suffocation no breathing
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uber driver: bye me: text me when u get home safe
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me at 1 day pregnant: the baby wants olive garden
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@garyfromteenmom
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guys in public: let’s fight guys around their girl: ᶜᵃⁿ ʷᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘʳ ʲᵃᵐᵐᶦᵉˢ ᵒⁿ
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bröther may i have one scööp
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@garyfromteenmom
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this guy snuck his puppy frenchie in his coat and is feeding him fries... he keeps that mf ᵗʰᵃᶰᵍ on him
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@garyfromteenmom
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bath and body works did not have to go this hard
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@garyfromteenmom
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think 2020 is hard? look what it did to niall horan
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me after taking an edible and going nonverbal
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friend: u ok? me thinking about how my dog is aging and there’s nothing i can do to stop it:
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u know i keep that mf thang on me
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@garyfromteenmom
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welcome to hot topic i dont care if i live or die
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@garyfromteenmom
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ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ ᵉᵛᵉᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶠʳᶦᵉᶰᵈˢ⋅⋅⋅ᶜᵃᶰ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˢᵗ ᵉᶰᵉᵐᶦᵉˢ
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@garyfromteenmom
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when u were a young boy and ur father took u into the city to see a marching band
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ᵐᵒᵐ ᶦᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶠᵒʳ ʷᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵘ ᵘᵖ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦ ᵗʰʳᵉʷ ᵘᵖ
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bröther may i have one späghet
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@garyfromteenmom
gary from teen mom
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 looks like.
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*at a restaurant with a baby* separate checks please
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@garyfromteenmom
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me when i accidentally type sugah instead of sugar
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ᶜᵒʷᵇᵒʸ ʰᵃᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᴳᵘᶜᶜᶦ ᵂʳᵃⁿᵍˡᵉʳ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ᵇᵒᵒᵗʸ
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me thinking about something dumb i did in 2009
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me sneaking into the kitchen with no pants on at 2:24 am to eat shredded cheese
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can u imagine brewing a child for 9 months and naming it eugene
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ʷᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᵇᵘʸ
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@garyfromteenmom
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6 years
alexa cancel my $3000 judge judy skincare order
@JudyJustice
Judy Justice
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I have never endorsed any skin care product. Please do not buy any product for the skin that uses my name or image as a spokesperson. It is not true and they are attempting to fool you into believing that I use their product. Don't be fooled. Judge Judy Sheindlin
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me fucked up at popeyes with my friends waiting for my turn to talk
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whom else uhh ʰᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵏᶦⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ʰᵃʳᵈ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ˡᵃᵗᵉˡʸ
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me walking to the bathroom at applebees after 7 margaritas trying not to act drunk
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“HA HA LOOK I AM A HUMAN AND CAN WALK ON TWO LEGS LOOK AT HOW INEFFICIENT THIS IS FOR TRAVELING”
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SEPTEMBER👌😂👀🎃👐 means... pumpkins 😋✌️🎃🌝 cozy sweaters 😻😼✊ getting pregnant at applebees🙋👐 apple cider 😍😎🍁 satanic rituals 💯👏🙌 boots 😍🙌
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@garyfromteenmom
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dentist: does anything hurt me: it all started when zayn left one direction dentist: what me: i said no
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i do all the fucking work around here
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new sleeve..honestly it didn't even hurt lol
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look for the girl with the broken smile
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welcome to urban outfitters
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@garyfromteenmom
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Finding Nemo (2003)
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@garyfromteenmom
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when u get banned from club penguin and create another email
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owl city bitch owl owl city bitch
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me: h- hot topic employee:
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no one: urban outfitters employee in the back room: honestly it didn’t hurt lol
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please venmo me my son has a rare skin disease
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me: hi urban outfitters cashier: xXx Arctic Monkeys and cigarettes 🌙🚬 xXx 🔮🔪 me: what urban outfitters cashier: i said want the receipt in the bag
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literally no one: billie eilish:
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bröther may i have some lööps
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this is whats in the corner of my room when i have sleep paralysis
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alexa end my shit
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big thicc energy
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ᵗʳᵉᵃᵗ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ
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@garyfromteenmom
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yo @GordonRamsay how this cake look
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@garyfromteenmom
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me when my club penguin boyfriend left my igloo
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we never said goodbye u just disappeared
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cant wait to look like this in the corner of a bar again
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go back to bed bitch
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Mornin
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cop: ur ticket is $300 me: *slides him a blue jolly rancher* how about we let this shit slide
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bröther i am löäf
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frat guy: come over ily (: me: i cant im at my grandmas funeral frat guy: whatever youre a bitch anyways 😂😂
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me: im depressed white boy: aww :( wanna smoke later you could pick me up
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guys be like “i know a spot” and take you to four seasons total landscaping
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choose your fighter
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sewer clown: come over me: what are we
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i accidentally listened to my chemical romance when i was pregnant and my baby came out like this what do i do
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good morning ˡᵉᵗ’ˢ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵃᶜᵒʳⁿˢ
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dick out
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I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones w
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baby: d-d-d mom: daddy? baby: d-d- baby: d-d-d-dj khaled
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why is the first episode of every show about a pilot
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*ok, dont let them know ur a chicken* interviewer: what do u like me: not crossing the road
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big boy energy
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are the property brothers dating
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i do all the fucking work around here
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what religion is this
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