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Dad first. Retweets ≠ endorsement, debate, pedantry probably, being a twonk will ignore you, occasionally block racists and idiots ( @mrjamesob made it)

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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
#JamesOBrienIsAWankerDay Why is this trending? Surely is one of Britain's most valued and balanced journalists? #JamesOBrienIsAWankerDay
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@jambooksman @guyverhofstadt Frankly most of us are well past that, we just laugh at their campaign knowing that it just drives the harder #brexit . Welcome to your 3rd recession in the euro zone in 10 years Donald and Claude
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@DrRosena You Can't Detect Variants Using Lateral Flow Tests Where Did You Qualify?
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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
@sandieshoes I made this point yesterday 1kg porridge oats 75p 2x I ltr greek style yoghurt £1.88p 7x tinned peaches in juice £3.15p Week of nutritious balanced breakfasts for 2 adults and 2 children, or 1 adult and 4 children for £5.78 Food poverty is a myth, it only exists through choices
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Michael (muting is glorious)
1 year
@LeroySkeete Leroy, your misjudgement is poor. Saying Jews never had to sit on the back if the bus when literally millions of Jews sat on cattle trucks to extermination camps is just pathetic
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@CatharineHoey @afneil @robertcp Sweet Jesus, I don't need the government wasting g more money on advertising " if you turn down the thermostat, heat fewer rooms and turn lights off you will save money"
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Michael (muting is glorious)
1 year
@BobPickard @AIIB_Official Good call, it's a political machine, not a bank. Waiting for @dannyalexander to resign. It's ine of the worst cases of corruption of sovereignty in history.
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Michael (muting is glorious)
1 year
@andrewmeyerson Your self-indulgent thinking is a lens on attitude. Little evidence to support the ridiculous shutting down of nhs, seems vast majority of junior doctors just acquiesced to this without challenge or scientific debate. Ludicrous mask wearing fear mongering also and still.
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Michael (muting is glorious)
3 years
@Jeremy_Hunt @nadhimzahawi No, no medical reason whatsoever, of a medical professional did this to by kids they would be arrested for assault
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@heidiallen75 Petition Revoke @heidiallen75 New Cambridgeshire mp needed
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@DavidLammy @Glinner Not all racists are white
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5 years
@AyoCaesar Ash doubles down on politicising this event, as does Jack's father. Jack's dad should keep his own counsel if he doesn't want this politicised
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Michael (muting is glorious)
1 year
@CF_Farrow @SurreyPolice wow, looking forward to @SuellaBraverman reviewing this @Iromg surely this needs more journalistic light #WokePolice
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@NazShahBfd @gillksharp1 I'm afraid this is nothing more than an attempt to get a blasphemy law by the back door
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Michael (muting is glorious)
3 years
@addicted2newz One of the most able MPs and ministers in the house, @PennyMordaunt needs a more senior role @BorisJohnson
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Michael (muting is glorious)
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@UniofReading @make_trouble @UniRdg_Classics @UniRdg_News @UniRdg_Research @UniRdg_HCI @MikeStuchbery_ @wmarybeard This is bizarre. The conversation was not about diversity it was about average family predicted as a mixed race family of 4 as per cartoon
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@Peston There is no other country in the 28 that enfranchises foreign eu nationals for national votes, none!!
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6 months
@ITV @ITVX Is Adam Crozier played as a big part?
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9 months
@AvonandsomerRob @BenGoldsmith The UN is a ridiculous organisation, means nothing and stands for nothing, Iran is on its human rights committee ffs
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Michael (muting is glorious)
11 months
@WeAreFairCop A thorough investigation of Police Colleges urgently required
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Michael (muting is glorious)
6 years
@heasgarnich @talkRADIO @JuliaHB1 @DanielJHannan Incredible that someone with MS is gleeful at others failing health Beyond sick I give you #remainer attitude
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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
@Nick_Pye Climate change: sunspots, magnetic changes in the earth's polar regions, moon orbits, natural carbon cycle. When man can control these things then we can control the climate......
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@EmmaKennedy Nope, what are you talking about, censoring the Polish and Hungarian govts? Blocking airspace for antitank weapon overflights? Claiming a response by Ukranians walking over the local border? France and Germany blocking NATO membership....
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@AllisonPearson Allison, I used run biotech companies, any research / science director presenting PCR data like this as information would have been laughed at by their colleagues and told to go and get data!!
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@piersmorgan This fits
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@DanielaNadj Great, why did you tweet this? Do you wish that everyone knows you don't understand health data and statistics. #VirtueTopUpRequired
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@IainDale @AllisonPearson To be fair Iain,Russia shouldn't be in it any more and Qatar certainly shouldn't be hosting, 6500 deaths to build the stadiums
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@StigAbell What's embarrassing is that 3 years on she got the opportunity to be there. No?
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@bobthompson1960 @SpeechUnion Rather the point, so why was she arrested?
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@Philippa_Perry @HackneyAbbott Sorry, environmentalists stopped me using most environmentally friendly travel, other news one of their supporters created 6 tons of carbon to get to event, in other news much time was wasted by trained medical staff helping free them from self imposed superglue
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@JamesMelville James, I'm constantly amazed by people that inhabit a world that they consider black and white. The level of intellectual challenge and debate has been denuded to a point of ghastly binary behaviour, v sad
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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
@Iromg Every single person interviewed by @bbc was NOT from Syria
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@AllisonPearson Never forget Allison, Germany refused permission for us to fly anti talk weapons in their airspace to Ukraine.
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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
@danwootton The whole media industry needs to take a good look at itself. How many people trust the print media and most of the mainstream broadcast FTA? Simply name Boulton, Burley, O'Brien, Peston, Kuenessberg, Times, FT, Morgan, Maguire. Who would you turn to for unbias honest reporting?
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Michael (muting is glorious)
3 years
@afneil I'm afraid andrew that once he got away with the ridiculous "beaten up by right wing thugs" claim, his cat could of created more damage, he just keeps writing more and more rubbish
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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
Another political party activist gets to put ridiculous questions to a ministry of state on #MSM @SkyNews Why do the Tories bother, it's all stupid #leftwaffe crap. @BayKurley you must have had a field day with this stuff?
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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
@acgrayling We've left
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Michael (muting is glorious)
6 months
@FabFood4All @kelvmackenzie Camilla are you ill? The nhs just wastes money. Wait until you get treated by a Physicians Assistant, you don't know who they are do you. No country enlists the "World Class" NHS .... because it isn't!!
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Michael (muting is glorious)
3 years
For Alastair to call others shysters and charlatans is surely the best example of not realising your standing in a greenhouse when you start throwing large rocks around
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3 years
The mood has turned against these shysters and charlatans in quite a dramatic way this week. The Opposition need to step up to make sure it does not turn back.
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@RhonddaBryant I don't know how @uklabour convicted criminals still sit as mps, or members of the House of Parliament abuse drugs and children, or claim ludicrous expenses or make £650,000 from the sale of an asset that the taxpayer funded.............but hey.....
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@howbeef Roger, I don't celebrate Eid but am happy to see you celebrate it. Please leave our traditions alone. Thanks
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2 years
@GordonBrown @Docstockk Hilarious, from the man that sold hospitals to the private sector and did PFI, do go away
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Michael (muting is glorious)
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@KingBobIIV @Ash_Hirani Bo, Appreciate your actions. 100% believe you and empathise. Never understand how smart women allow themselves to be trapped/abused. Really hope that my girls 24 and 25 have been given the ability to leave a situation like this. Equally, as their father, I constantly ask. Xx
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Michael (muting is glorious)
3 years
@PennyMordaunt Disappointed Penny, I would have kept quiet, what I understand of the cabinet meeting is it was not communication but a broadcast of a predetermined decision. Why back a controversial and illogical decision which you had no past in, just keep having no part. No?
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Michael (muting is glorious)
3 years
@JamesMelville Corbyn is a stopped clock. There are 86,400 seconds per day, for 2 of those seconds per day the clock is right. Corbyn meets these ratios
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@Peston @jessphillips Robert giving up any pretense to neutrality. Why would any one opposed to his personal leftie diatribe appear on his show. As @afneil reduces his workload the only ones looking like winners are @IainDale @JuliaHB1 @Iromg @Emmabarnett
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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
The world of the UK summed up in two tweets, @carolecadwalla with support from @EmmaKennedy couple of socialist/communist #leftwaffe or @AlStewartOBE and @Iromg sensible journalists (I know they are rare)
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@Iromg and @DrHoenderkamp I'm hoping my GPs go on strike and on a picket line, that means they will be standing around and available for a consultation. Thanks @nhs , always delivering in trying times.........
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Michael (muting is glorious)
6 years
@PimlicoPlumbers @shirleymcbrinn @markandcarmel Charlie, you know your customer, well done, but don't expect to expand your business outside of London
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@Afzal4Gorton "Shouldn't be welcomed here".... effectively diversity is fine.. as long as you comply with my version.....I.e. not diversity
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Michael (muting is glorious)
7 months
@alimacno Well said, @MaggieChapman is the very embodiment of the most dangerous socialist and ideologue, should be arrested for many things she says
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
Medicines shortage, it's a lie putting this down to Brexit
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Michael (muting is glorious)
3 years
@JuliaHB1 @stellacreasy The best humourous line on Stella, "the fastest way to an injury is standing between Stella and a bandwagon" Stella you have to say that was funny
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Michael (muting is glorious)
8 months
@Iromg @PiersUncensored Wish you well mate, it's been a great ride, with you and @JuliaHB1 moving south in the schedule it's a challenge. I'm without my morning listen now
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Michael (muting is glorious)
3 years
@VETERANSCHARITY @AdvertMan999 I hope the @10DowningStreet @Conservatives @BorisJohnson are proud, well done @JohnnyMercerUK for putting country, honour and commitment before ministerial ribbons, pay and benefits
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@davidmartinmep Please let me keep my gravy train job, I've nearly maxed out my pension position!!!
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@iromg cyclists 🤪🙄
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@MartinKnight_ @IainDale I'd rather remain than accept may's deal. The next election is where's its at
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@Hestergardner02 Christ on a bike, reading your bio is depressing. Maybe stop thinking about making everything wrong and think about the positives? My guess is that you've been told that before but haven't listened
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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
@TherealNihal @Iromg @james14_tony @bbc5live I know mike, but nihal you're the prick that was on @GMB with @graceblakeley talking over @IainDale , again another reason not to pay the #BBCLicence fee
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Michael (muting is glorious)
6 years
Dearlove beautifully summarises my position. Why do #remainers bang on about money. I didn't vote because it costs me or because it makes me more.... and will people stil saying "vote to be poorer", people vote all the time for these things
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@StigAbell Yes. It is embarrassing that after 3 years our politicians have not sorted this out
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Michael (muting is glorious)
3 years
@MikeSegalov @afneil Another amateur has a tilt at Andrew....sorry would you pass the mop and bucket, bit of claret on ther carpet again
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Michael (muting is glorious)
3 years
My aunts garden yesterday and today
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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
@henrymance Henry is another example of how a once great news paper @ft is just another leftie #WindBagOrgan , #PlankOfTheWeek list @Iromg
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Michael (muting is glorious)
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@nationaltrust @UNESCO I'm cancelling my subscription
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Michael (muting is glorious)
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@sajidjavid "Best of luck with that" Proven liar, don't believe one sound bite. Woman has no principles, therefore those that voted for her don't either Theresa May single handedly put stake through heart of Tory party. Those supporting her are just flailing tremors of a dieing corpse
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@apike1 @forsa_union_ie Your definitions need working on: Far right means what? Refugees means what? You're welcome
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1 year
@LeroySkeete Leroy, love your open response, you get a follow for that.
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5 years
@campbellclaret Ali I would have thought you would have had more experience on that behaviour than anyone else?
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Michael (muting is glorious)
7 months
@DrTELS We live on a partially cooled rock hurtling through space at 67,000 mph. It has a core of burning magma & 321,000,000 cubic miles of ocean where 80% of the Earth’s volcanic eruptions take place. Unsurprisingly, the climate varies. Human induced climate change is a globalist hoax!
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@shroommuse @RichardEvans36 But it's OK to send Russia billions of euros since invading Ukraine...... do go away
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Michael (muting is glorious)
1 year
@RishiSunak Perhaps he will think about the dreadful things he imposed on people, as he goes through mourning, during lockdowns in Wales
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Michael (muting is glorious)
1 year
Why wear all black? Your light is bright but you aren't
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@katcashmeade The taming of the eu
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1 year
Great article @Madz_Grant . @LiamHalligan is a man of immense sense, the lack of awareness by others of flooding an economy with money when production dropped through the floor and expecting inflation to stand still is mind boggling.
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@crimlawuk Funny coming from a KC. What refugee status to you attribute to Albanians? Start with the simple one first ay?
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@DAWNNICKLIN @RhonddaBryant Less damaging than fracking.....OK give me an example of fracking damage?
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Michael (muting is glorious)
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@jessphillips Jess, go and lie down
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Michael (muting is glorious)
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@AllisonPearson My dad had the Mark 1 Ghia version below, exact trim, beautiful car, 3 ltr, only thing missing was leather seats. For me the last genuine exec car Ford made, the Granadas that followed and the awful Scorpios were just overgrown sierras
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@JohnBWaldron @Jamesmayo61 @ITV You literally put hash tag racist, you need to refer yourself
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@NickBoles Well you didn't listen to 17.4 million, she got a way to go to catch you
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@MayorofLondon Across the world far left are realising that we lent them the centre ground, now it's coming home
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@NickBoles Rare talent our Nick, Nelson's eye and a tin ear - all in the same person, very rare that combined capability
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4 years
@tnewtondunn Tom, frankly whatever stupidities and errors ministers make, you are in the pack that leads the field in those, trust me, the MSM have damaged what trusty they had, probably below estate agents now
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@JamieCTaylor1 @peoplesvote_uk That went well, probably a good reflection of how the vote hasn't changed, well done
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Michael (muting is glorious)
1 year
Is Daniela Nadj as thick as her tweets make out or are they ghost written? Asking for the society of copywriters....
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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
@Peston You have been spoon fed by section of political society. E.g. the @guardian letter and subsequent @BBCPolitics @BBCNews reporting has been scandalous. Calling them 200 scientists is deliberate attempt to obscure the fact that they know nothing about the subject.
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Michael (muting is glorious)
3 years
Amazing, 283k+ find this guy funny?
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1 year
But they wouldn't ordain @calvinrobinson because..... @JustinWelby really need to take a look at the values.....
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Michael (muting is glorious)
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@MineoLorraine @JuliaHB1 Another remainer just sinks to personal insults rather than facts to try and make their point. Honestly I wonder whether people are practising auto-lobotomy before they respond on Twitter and put #FBPE in their handle
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“One day we’ll get the bastards.” Alan Bates, sub postmaster That day must come. #PostOffceScandal #MrBatesvsPostOffice #paulavennells
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@KingBobIIV Member of a local org, we donated £1000s to foodbanks and many members volunteer. We live in one of the most affluent towns in Berkshire. Getting work in the place is easy. I vote against every donation. It's about members feeling good about their affluence. Now 70% grifting
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Michael (muting is glorious)
5 years
@PolhomeEditor That's probably a political wilderness for rory that the rest of us just don't care about him inhabiting
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Michael (muting is glorious)
4 years
For too long we have believed Civil Service self agrandisement and superior attitude, now 👇👇
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@TonyDowson5 Activists charter, a citizens minority assembly get to dictate. Look at the climate assembly, complete rubbish
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Michael (muting is glorious)
2 years
@BirzeleJulia @JenniferB41 Jules, the attitude of the French to the UK is why we can't be in the EU, they hate us. We don't want to live like an unwanted, but accepted, house guest. We are just an offshore dumping ground for eu goods, an economy hamstrung by eu regulations. Friends but not EU
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@GBNEWS I think we don't, next
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