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How about just be HappY??

Joined January 2021
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
A tribute to my dad who passed away
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@tuba_shafi
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8 months
@invis4yo Ig we're poor
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
Banda kutta ho lakin opposition ka supporter na ho
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@tuba_shafi
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7 months
Even in university where I teach, every classroom has 40 seats but PMLN WON ONLY 17 SEATS
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
I want a husband who can cook cuz it's cooKING, not cooQUEEN
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
My Dadi amma rejected the proposal of army officer came for me, cuz she says ye army wale to bhae do do shadiyan krte Hain😭
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Listening to Surah Rehman always feels like best therapy.
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
Ok guys I completed my M.phill with 3.85 cgpa and got first position!!! Yayyyy
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
It's peaceful when you're not interested in anyone
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Tarasti Hain kitabein, meri takti Hain raahein.
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
You think you can break my confidence? Bro I eat alone in a restaurant 🤡
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@tuba_shafi
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1 year
One of my students tattooed my name on his chest and was showing off in the whole college. I complained to the principal about that and he was like "dekhen miss wo bachay Hain un ko kia khen, ap ko khayal krna chahiye ap young Hain un se koi extra baat na kia kren". Wth!!
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Late replies suck when that person is your highest priority.
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
The older I get, the less I feel the need to be included, understood or accepted.
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Trust me one day we're gonna have to watch an Ad before answering the phone calls
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Arrange marriage is so scary, what if he likes AP Dhillon
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
I miss you soooo much Baba jani, you were light of my life, my happiness lakin ap k Jane k baad there is nothing left behind, I feel emptiness everywhere and I wish you had told me how to live without you when you're not around. I love you so so much baba and will always keep on.
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
"Cocomo mujhe bhi do" bhae Hain kitne Jo tujhe bhi dun
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Men use body wash on their face and call it skin care
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Mere Dil ko qaraar aata hai jab hafta, itwaar aata hai.
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
Yar ye Banda itni himmat kahan Sy lata hai, pehle apni establishment Sy pangay aur ab to American establishment Sy bhi, kia baat hai yaar
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@tuba_shafi
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9 months
I don't understand, how you girls act so immature. He was just trying to approach you and what's wrong in that. He didn't do anything inappropriate. Girl please grow up!
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Koi putha kaam ho or us m nishtar na ho? Ho hi ni skta!!!
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
Na beauty hai na brain hai, bus dukh hai aur pain hai
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
No one is ever too buzy, you're just not important enough
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
I pray that my parents have a longer life.
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
On this Friday, may Allah grant us relief from anxiety and grief, Ameen.
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@tuba_shafi
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7 months
My chachu met this PP candidate yesterday and he asked my chachu to vote for him as our family has 30 votes and he offered my chachu promotion and transfer back to Multan (my chachu is elite force incharge and was posted in lahore last yr...
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
I'm saying again k banda khota ban jae but private teacher na bane
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Be careful with your words, you never know how many times they keep repeating in someone's mind
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@tuba_shafi
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9 months
Ye hmaray so cold celebrities ne ajeeb besharmi phelai hui hai, Banda pooche is ki zrurat kia hai
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@tuba_shafi
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8 months
@invis4yo Introvert me
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Nothing worse than running out of conversation with the person you like
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Your Salah will heal you and protect you, never miss it.🤍
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3 years
The very next month my Dad was transferred to Dunya pur thana, so far from our home. but he didn't even complain about that. My Dad was a selfless and honest police officer and I'm so proud of him. I hope he is in a better place, Inshallah.
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@tuba_shafi
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9 months
In celebrities ne to Shadi ko mazaq smjha hua hai ajeeb, jab Dil chaha Shadi kar li, jab Dil Chaha khatam kr di. Besharam log!
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
The disappointment when you woke up and don't get a text from your favorite person
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
You talk about "Dil ka dard", I talk about "sar ka dard" we are not same bruh
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3 years
No expectations, no disappointments
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@tuba_shafi
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1 year
Idk what is worse, having a job or not having a job
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@tuba_shafi
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8 months
@invis4yo My plans for NYE
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
Slowly loosing friends is part of growing up, it's ok to have less but real ones
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3 years
Be strong. You never know who you are inspiring.
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
Be good to people for no reason
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2 years
Opposition shocked, IK rocked.
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Fries aur feelings kisi Sy share na hi kro to acha hai.
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@tuba_shafi
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7 months
My chachu replied "sorry sir hmara vote to Khan sahab ka hai aur baqi har chez ka Allah Malik hai". I'm so proud of him😭❤️. What's ur excuse, guys??
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
A case of imam masjid, who murdered by an MNA's nephew, was handed to my Dad. That imam's mother came to my father's office and said, "Sahab mujhe pta hai hum gareeb log Hain aur wo taqatwar, is lie mujhe insaaf ki koi umeed ni hai lakin ap hmari Zameen wapis dila den"
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@tuba_shafi
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Didn't realize there's first psl match tomorrow bcs all i could think of is PMLN WON ONLY 17 SEATS!!
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
I talked to him about that, "baba ap jane den ye case is sy ap ki jaan ko bhi khatra ho skta hai" he said, "beta ap fikar na kro, main ye sab Apne Allah k bande k lie kar rha hun aur Wohi Allah meri hifazat kre ga". I got relaxed after seeing my dad so hopeful.
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@tuba_shafi
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Finally that person was arrested who's responsible for killing that imam and that imam's family got their land back. Imam's mother came to my father again and said, "beta tmhara boht shukriya, mery pass tmhe dene k lie to kuch nahi, lakin ye 4 Aam main tmhare lie Lai hun,
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@tuba_shafi
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aur dhair sari duaen di mery baba ko" My Dad's colleague who was assisting him is his case asked , "wo amma tmhe yaqeenan boht bari raqm de gye hain hum ne itna bra kam Jo kia hai un ka" my Dad said, "han ye 4 Aam de gye hain, 2 Tum le lo, 2 main rakh leta hun".
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@tuba_shafi
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Me sitting in my office, waiting for the next lecture
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
sir ap hmare waqt ki fikar na kren hmara to kam hi yhi hai" and ended the call. After that my Dad investigated this matter for a whole month and gathered proofs while he was receiving threatening calls from different ppl continuously, I was so worried for my dad.
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@tuba_shafi
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my Dad assured her that they would get justice. Next day, that MNA himself called my father and said, "Tumhe pta to hai mery bhanje ne kuch nhi kia to choro kia waqt zaya kro gy apna bhi aur hmara bhi" my Dad replied to him,
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
Fake laughing with colleagues is actually a skill
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Teray agay kuch bhi nahi sub khaak barabar
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3 years
Someone said, "Don't be afraid to start over again. This time, you're not starting from scratch, you're starting from experience."
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3 years
Pro tip: don't get attached.
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7 months
Here's presenting our CM Punjab!!
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
Hou chandani jab Tak raat deta hai har koi saath
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3 years
The awkward moment when everyone is talking about their skills and talents and you're like, I can breathe
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3 years
Another day of doing nothing but existing
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@invis4yo Staying away from the people who aren't good for my mental health
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
My advice to women who have finished their education. Don't get married unless you have a job and a home of your own. Marriages can end any time and you wouldn't want to worry about food and shelter in case you decide to quit an abusive marriage.
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@tuba_shafi
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Poora Multan band hai bas ek Mera college khula hai, ajeeeb Pagal hain ye log
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2 years
Kia faida is khoobsurat mausam ka jab mujhe is main bhi cooperate slavery hi Karni hai
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@tuba_shafi
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7 months
Ahsan Iqbal lost Saad Rafique lost Abid Sher Ali lost Rana lost Khawaja asif lost Javed Latif lost KIA OQAAT YAD DILAI HAI AWAM NE IN KO, MAZA A GYA!!
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
On a serious note, the only thing life is teaching me rn is that I can really do this shit all by myself.
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@tuba_shafi
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1 year
Everyone keeps telling me that I resemble her, is it true guys👀
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@tuba_shafi Mawra Hussain 🥹
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@tuba_shafi
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7 months
So done with this country! Any overseas Pakistani here, Jo single ho, can dm me😔
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3 years
Once I get comfortable with someone, I just talk a lot :)
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@ShiinaBR I don't see any difference
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Ya Allah un dilo ko sakoon de, jinhe teray alawa sunne wala koi nahi hai.
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@tuba_shafi
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1 year
Woke up with fever and flu, what a great start of the day
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3 years
Sab khafa Hain meray lehje Sy Mery haal sy koi waqif nahi
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@tuba_shafi
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Banda kutta ho, lakin patwari na ho
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@tuba_shafi
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1 year
Just say lol and move on
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3 years
Take me back to the days where I slept without overthinking
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@invis4yo As dark blue is navy blue😭
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
People write because no one listens
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me
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2 years
Gorgeous people hate kaleji
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2 years
New Avi, who this??
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2 years
Kia hua agr skin clear nahi hai Dil to clear hai na
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1 year
Ek to mosam itna acha hai aj oper se I look cutee🥰
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@tuba_shafi
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9 months
Good morning to corporate clowns only!!
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7 months
@ZameerMaan Wth I was so invested😭😭😭
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
"Nah, I'll do it tomorrow" is my everyday mood.
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3 years
Ya Allah have mercy on them the way they had on me when I was small.Ameen
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Maturity is when u realize that sometimes we lose a bond due to overcaring.
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2 years
My mind is full of unsaid things
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2 years
I don't think people understand how stressful it is to explain what's going on in your head when you don't even understand it yourself.
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@tuba_shafi
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9 months
@invis4yo Expectations lead to disappointments, stop expecting
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@tuba_shafi
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4 months
Hey guys! I'm back
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
My sincere advice to all of you is to not put extra efforts in anything it's so exhausting reham kren khud par.
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@tuba_shafi
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I so wanna give up on everything
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Singing wrong lyrics with confidence is an art, and I'm an artist🤡
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Kids nowadays use gaaliyan thinking it's cool
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@tuba_shafi
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3 years
Instead of thinking "why me?" remember Allah test those whom he loves the most
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@tuba_shafi
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2 years
Good morning to everyone except bhikaaris🥰
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