I’m just gonna shoot my shot here: I AM SINGLE AND I DONT WANT TO BE ANYMORE. Pros about me: I have a dog & a 4.8 uber rating. Cons: I can’t understand idioms and am allergic to avocados. Also I live in NYC and I’m funny & pretty. Help me out twitter!
Hi I start work at TikTok next Monday, so if you work there can you dm me so we can be friends and I don’t feel lonely... this is like a weird time to start a new job and im really nice and funny and have a cute dog 🐶
so, who’s gonna go tell the boomers (agency execs) about this? bc i’ve been screaming about this shift from the rooftops of madison ave for like... more than enough time. HIRE & BUILD SOCIAL TEAMS AND THEN PAY THEM THE SAME AS THE DRIFTERS STILL WRITING TV SPOTS.
I couldn’t get this one angel investor to answer me, so I created a fake twitter, linkedin, & email as a white man and poof… 10 mins later & I have a call. I start by audio only and used a male voice changer. 5 mins left of the meeting I revealed myself… like for part 2
LOL that one time a guy told me he had to go home to write a speech for his deceased father only for me to go to a bar w a friend and see him there on a date while he texts me (not knowing I’ve seen him on said date) that I’m the prettiest girl in the world. THANKS.
once again, before you start glorifying “marketing” people, do yourself a favor and ask yourself “what credibility do they have thats gives them permission to offer hot takes/advice?”
pro tip: followers don’t = credibility and tacky engagement tricks aren’t smart, they’re lazy.
my dad was just diagnosed with covid and i literally cannot think of a worst fear coming true he’s doing alright at the moment but plz send all the positive thoughts you can right now
I’ve had enough. I’m starting an agency. Focus is on human psychology & behaviors that are embedded in culture and we specialize in social and tech (VR, AR, etc). We don’t do FB link page posts... send that to Vayner. We only do work that hasn’t been done, so dig out the ideas...
🚨pErSoNaL nEwS 🚨
ok it’s rlly not that big of a deal at all but i am moving into a different role
@tiktok_us
so meet your new global industry strategist 🌎 and can’t wait to see some of my friends soon!
if it takes me more than 3 clicks to get to your VC firms about section so i can understand wtf you invest in…. plz hire somebody to fix your site please and thank you
Sold a piece of furniture & two girls come to grab it.. we’re chatting for a second and realize… one works at twitter, one works at facebook, and I work at tiktok, so… basically the entire internet is in my studio apartment right now.
can somebody remind the ad twitter white men that their “accounts to follow” here should include more than other privileged white men & women..after seeing enough of these it’s beginning to seem like they don’t know or appreciate anybody else other than people who look like them
IDK how many times I need to scream this but it’s so important for you to be a user first, marketer second. You can’t create or innovate if you don’t experience what it’s like on the other side. And to be clear, this is just my general POV/opinion on social, not just TikTok.
Since I don’t have as big of a following as OTHER PEOPLE here let’s talk abt TikTok real quick & why it’s hilarious AND on brand for TikTok to talk about competitors. Plz join me on this journey because SOMEBODY thinks they have the RIGHT to talk about this & needs to be educated
did you ever speak to somebody older and wiser and like actually realize that omg wow ummm they’re a fraud? like they have just somehow shitted themselves up to the top and therefore they aren’t second guessed but holy crap you know ... they are frauds? bc ya.. same
somebody just stopped me in the middle of the street on ludlow to ask “omg are you the girl who always talks about tiktok on twitter” and truly now i know how the Kardashians feel
depression is the worst thing that ever happened to me — the emptiness and aloneness that comes along with mine is debilitating and i wish so bad that this wasn’t something I or anybody has to suffer with bc shit fucking sucks.
twitter frannnddssss: tiktok now has 100 case studies up on the site for you to use as creative inspiration! i can’t tell you how many times these have helped me and i hope they are able to do the same for you!
I am officially closing a chapter (and my computer) at
@DDB_Worldwide
. Y’all I can’t even tell you how excited I am to start at
@tiktok_us
on Monday and live out my dream job IRL. Get ready to follow along this crazy ride!
just bc you are choosing to get engaged, married & have kids does NOT mean i want that too & it def doesn’t mean that you should “feel bad for me” bc honestly I AM THE ONE who feels bad… that i’ll be in Italy sailing the mf’ing Amalfi coast while ur at Paw Patrol LIVE in concert
guys, being a community manager is the hardest job and while i’m first to say “we shouldn’t have mistakes” we are all human and these people are juggling 9000 things so give them a break please
i’m just curious as to why some of you are taking career advice or social tips from people who have literally never done a single piece of campaign work that’s changed the game? and if they say they have, i promise, they’re taking credit for other peoples work. RIDDLE ME THIS?!?!
do you guys notice that the majority of instagram reels are tiktoks? and that the majority of those tiktoks are OLDDDDDDD... like addison doesn’t have blonde hair anymore... to me, it feels like they’re treating it as a library.
ugh stop talking about how important “building a community is”... yet you RARELY engage with your OWN... unless they have a blue check, lots of followers or something “in it” for you...bruh stop treating your followers like a metric that u use to define your personal success.
brands & agencies 🚨 if you still think gen z are a bunch of “kids” just know the oldest are graduating from college and these “kids” you talk about have “an estimated $143 BILLION in direct buying power” — source:
@iriworldwide
tiktok taylor can’t come to the phone right now? oh, why? because i’ll be the new sr creator marketing manager at
@amazon
for
@onamp
🎉 starting monday!!!! go & download NOW
to the new yorker who saw i was having a panic attack on the train and held and hugged me for my entire ride making her own self late to work im sorry i didnt get your name but i love you so much there are still good people in this world
i’m back baby (except not really until 9/30) anyway im lookin for a cool job doing some cool social stuff as a cool person (plz don’t spam my email for the love of god it’s already bad) ❤️
hi friends ☺️ friendly reminder that i work at tiktok & naturally, that means i’m on an NDA... meaning, i cant engage in convos about the company, my role, advice/feedback, etc. 🚫 BUT you CAN @ me to share what tiktok means to you/how much you love it & ur fav vids 🎉
perfect example of how trends evolve on tiktok to stay culturally relevant — this time, seasonally relevant. love to see it, love this community & i almost lost my shit when he pours the coffee on his face
sometimes i think about how when i was 23 years old i used to take the 2 hour bus ride from philly to nyc JUST to take some person, at some advertising agency out for a cup of coffee for 30 mins (that i paid for in quarters) just so maybe they would maaaaaybe remember my name.
So i'm not sure if this is normal or not, but I swear... the people at
@tiktok_us
are the nicest, smartest people I've ever met. Everyone is so encouraging (not like agency life lol) and we all are excited to learn from each other. I think I have the best job ever :)
First day at
@tiktok_us
was perfection. Got to make some friends and after *remotely* onboarding myself I introduced Millie. Lot to still do, but I love it here already!
THEAD 👉🏻 fuck it. that’s what i said to myself about two months ago. it’s what i said right before i came here to announce it. excited to say that i’ve decided to jump back into a CEO role 👩💻 and start building
@mullamullapp
…….
MY FEED RN:
Happy International Women's Day!
BURGER KING
Women Can Do Anything!
BURGER KING
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Celebrate women today and everyday!
BURGER KING
ok lastly if you’ve read all of this... i offer mentoring services for free and (i’ve said this publicly in the past) i prioritize these services for women in minority groups or people with disabilities, but i’m open to helping anyone!
this makes me want to write my own case study on how culture begins and evolved here ... is it weird that i like to do this for fun? am i psychopath? ok thank u
i actually spent time on reels this evening just to explore ... as a user and i stopped about 5 minutes in, because i’ve already seen all of these videos .... they’re from tiktok.
So far this year....
• I turned thirty
• Did 7 days in a hospital
• Caught Coronavirus
• Began to WFH
• Got a puppy
• Got to see my brother
• Got a new job
This year is wild.
One year at
@tiktok_us
! I remember a year ago today almost throwing up, because I was SO excited to start my dream job. Needless to say, one year later & I couldn’t imagine working anywhere else & yes, I’m STILL THAT excited to be working here.
#lifeattiktok
👀👄👀
OnE MoNtH aT TiKtOk.... i can't even believe it's been one FULL month. love my job even more than when i started (if that is even possible) and how genuinely kind the people are that work here... like the entire place is one big hype team for each other. LOVE TO SEE IT!
my doctors need to me stay off of my phone so this is a note for anyone who’s dm’d me or appointments i have missed... i am sorry but i need to get better & will get back to you when i can
Realized that I have learned an important lesson this year — I don’t owe anyone shit, you should be worried if you’ve done me wrong, and I don’t need to explain myself to single person. I’ve stopped sharing every detail of my life on social & IRL, for legal & safety reasons...
Agency & brand friends! I know
@tiktok_us
has become a hot topic over the last few months and if you are planning or even thinking about starting your own campaign, this is a great place to start for some inspiration. You're welcome and have fun!
Alright seriously sometimes social media feels weird and I’m like who are u guys?! Can we start a thread of people intro’ing themselves that follow me and/or people that I should follow?!!! This is like super important to me!
STORY TIME! So, back when i was applying to colleges, NYU was my dream school and they denied my acceptance. BUT TOMORROW I get my revenge, because
@PRCog
invited me to be a guest speaker in his NYU class and wow... LOOK AT ME NOW MOM AND DAD!
i have so many badass female friends doing cool shit i wanna like bring ~10 of us together to hang like maybe once a month for 1 hour and we just support each other and talk about whatever we want .... how do i do this i’m confused