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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 days

Blitz's smug face he's like oooohhhhhhh I'm gonna sweep this guy off his feet

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

Guys I love his hoofies so much.

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@tsundereblitz

1 month

Blitz in apology tour

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

Blitz texting Stolas post full moon

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

Helluva boss is for people who are: -gay as hell -mentally ill and traumatized -tumblr fandom veterans -on the autism spectrum -former deviantart users -18+ but still have middle school humor -horny in a weird way -past worrying whether their interests are "cringe"

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

17 days

sigh...everything reminds me of him

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

3 months

What do u guys think the protocol for the stolas button is

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

26 days

breaking my silence. he was being literal abt this

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

"When I see him" this, "Just look my way" that. Nothing will top this for me. Ate and left NO crumbs

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

Blitz and Stolas sinstagram posts u will always be famous in my mind #stolitz

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

Happy fathers day to them specifically

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

This ur man?

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

"Why is everything in the show about blitz and stolas now 🙄🙄" #helluvaboss

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

I think its so funny that barn owls look so cute but they sound like this. How I imagine stolas sounds when uhhh

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

26 days

They need to bring back the instagrams like this is crazy work

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

Barbie Wire saying "who's the little twink here??" in reference to Moxxie lives in my head rent free. I just know she clocked Blitz's crush on Fizz immediately

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

3 months

#stolitz

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

people died.

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

10 days

there's no way stolas hasn't made those heart eyes during sex w blitz and there's absolutely no way blitz didn't lose his fucking mind when he saw it

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

27 days

Just remembered the sway stolitz animatic depression canceled for today

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

9 days

bro doesnt know his first ever friend was bought out to be his playmate for a wadded up 5 and a slim fit condom. bro doesn't know the game was so he could steal from him but he stayed after anyways because he genuinely enjoyed his company.

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

3 months

*pitchforks pointed to my throat already* okay just hear me out guys #stolitz

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

18 days

cloaner?-?-?-?$**"&%&😭😭 my friend is crazy for this one

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

STOLITZ COMMISSION MADE BY @_kaenin !!! I'm in love thank you so much 😭😭💘 #stolitz

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

"Mighty prince of hell" and he's wearing his gay ass little shorty short romper. What the hell is that

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

the usual, homo?

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

27 days

I just know its gonna break us 😭😭😭😭😭

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

26 days

Blitz is going to die from lack of birdpuss its so serious he's losing his mind

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

I do it for him #stolitz

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

3 months

When you're mean to Blitz this is who you're being mean to btw.

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

What a week it's been guys.

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

18 days

Bro is enamored with the ugly ass clown lizard

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

3 months

#stolitz

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

Why must the slow burn romance slowly burn. Why can't they have sex in the meantime or something

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

And if I say Stolas' wedding vow to Blitz

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

The care in Stolas' expression here gets me every time like bitch thats not your impish plaything that's your FUCKING HUSBAND STOP PLAYING WITH ME RN STOLAS

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

11 days

love this guy. Bits from hell of a boss

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

I still hate the cherubs but this was such a serve. New pfp

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

for your pleasure #stolitz

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

18 days

"When *this* happens its not really something I fuss about" that fucking line. I think about this line all the fucking time. THIS is tsundere Blitz.

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

3 months

#stolitz

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

*sniffs screen*

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

3 months

The smoke hearts. Every time I notice more details in this show I hadn't seen before I have to take a deep breath, get up and walk outside to clear my head. They will be the death of me

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

28 days

HES SO PRETTY SJFJJFJG I need Blitz to tell him he looks cute when he's mad because he fr does this sassy bitch

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

stay strong stolitz nation

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

3 months

I'm not complaining but they absolutely did not need to give him all that

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

13 days

cute lizard dumbass and the sexiest fucking legs I've ever seen

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

Vassago being fully supportive of Stolas loving Blitz (an imp) but Blitz is a jealous bitch who thinks he just wants to steal Stolas from him 😭😭 "Blitz darling he literally wants to officiate our wedding" "He can officiate these fucking nuts Stols YOU'RE MINE"

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

17 days

oh oh. Oh. I see.

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

The fact that helluva boss is available to watch for free on YouTube is crazy. I love u Brandon I love u Vivienne I love u spindlehorse

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

can I say something

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

10 days

I love the helluva boss fandom. You tweet "egg in there" and everyone cheers

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

blitz designing a tattoo for stolas

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

Couldn't even edge to this, I exploded immediately!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS!! 😂😂😂😂

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

12 days

I'm gonna ***** on him until he **** in his ***** and then I'll *** him in his ***** little *** he'll ******* my **** all night ***ing him he's gonna *** over and over make him *** for ***** the *** is gonna get everywhere on everything

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

Computer ENHANCE!!!!

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

29 days

Stolitz is freaky and we must never lose sight of this fact. Canonically there are bear traps and knives and dildo gags and ponytail buttplugs and moxxie dolls and dragon driller 5000s involved

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

wait til stolas finds out about the circus fire

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

Stolas rebound era will end when he realizes that they don't make him laugh like Blitz does. They don't get his humor like Blitz does

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

3 months

idk what to tell yall #stolitz

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

@BlitzoMandy And what if you logged off Twitter after posting this 😭

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

And if I say Stolas choosing Blitz means hell will freeze over everything Stolas knew and loved before him

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

Close enough welcome back Stolas

Savos International

@SavosAndSavos

1 month

You WISH you were this cool… fucking loser…

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

Some thoughts about apology tour and why the o is silent in Blitzø's name: 🧵

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

Recurring themes in Helluva Boss that resonate with me as a mentally ill queer person and are why I love the show:🧵

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

Established Stolitz will be so sickeningly affectionate with each other they'll surpass M&M and Fizzarozzie combined I'm so serious. Unironic baby talk, silly pet names like Blitzypoo/Stollsy Wollsy, they'll refer to each other as "my husband" before they're even married

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

I would have folded sorry

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

Love this dude. Blip from heloova boas

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

ok Viv said they were aiming for Friday but what if they finish before. What if they post it Thursday. Or Wednesday. Or tomorrow. What then guys

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

Plot twist they're both pregnant

Vivienne Medrano 💖

@VivziePop

2 months

I know a lot are expecting our next episode out this weekend. Because we are trying to make it the best it can be it’s looking much more like next week! Solid dates coming for the next eps, but this one is just a tad special, still a little cooking left to do! 🙌❤️ thank you all!

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

"Stolas doesn't love Blitz" you think he's laughing at better than blitzo's jokes like this 🤨

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@tsundereblitz

1 month

pause

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@tsundereblitz

1 month

Stolitz endgame in sinsmas but Stolas loses his title and power as a goetia and Stella gets custody of Via

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

#stolitz

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

11 days

Let's be sensible here. This episode reached maximum levels of f*ggotry

p 💋 SKETCH COMMS!

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THE CIRCUS vs JUST LOOK MY WAY

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1 month

I think about this Blitz pin a lot. WHYYYY WASNT I A FAN BACK IN FEBRUARY. God he's so hot

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

1 month

hes literally just a little guy

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@tsundereblitz

1 month

timestamp 16:50

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

@fullmoon_mazza I dont think ghostfuckers will have to be Halloween centered, spring broken aired in January so it's possible apology tour is supposed to be halloween time in universe

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

Me: Vassago being Stolas' rebound isn't real it can't hurt you Vivienne Medrano on June 3, 2023:

Vivienne Medrano 💖

@VivziePop

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@DaniDraws666 🤭

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

18 days

I like to think adopting Loona was a big motivator for Blitz's sobriety (he didnt want to become his own father) and he only drinks socially and doesn't keep any alcohol in the apartment

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

11 days

Slap them bones baby boy

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Savos International

@SavosAndSavos

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I’m an awesome boyfriend and an even better cryer I have four pillows all of which can attest to this

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

27 days

Fizz and Striker symbolize "What ifs" for Blitz. Fizz represents what Blitz could have if he learns to accept that he is worthy of love despite his mistakes and flaws. Striker represents what Blitz could become if his resentment towards those who hurt him consumes him.

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

Stolitzcels trying to explain the complexity of their relationship to people lacking media literacy skills who think Stolas is equally as abusive as Stella or think Blitz doesn't return his feelings and was coerced into the deal

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

2 months

Stolas 🤝 His carnivorous plants Gobbling dat meat

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@tsundereblitz

1 month

Stolas is gonna be soo proud to take Blitz's last name like he'll be posting wedding photos with the caption "he stole my heart so I stole his last name hehe!! ☺️💘" and everyone's gonna be like girl... Buckzo? Not even that he's an imp just.. Buckzo? Stolas Buckzo?? 😭

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@tsundereblitz

1 month

@sgpenpen Bestie....this means blitz is straight now

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@tsundereblitz

1 month

I hope Vassago becomes a good friend of Stolas bc THAT is what he needs. He needs someone to talk to about his feelings. Blitz got Fizz back and has M&M. Stolas lives for Via but she isn't necessarily on his side because she's scared of losing him to Blitz. Stolas needs a friend

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venus 🌟 sexyman blitzø

@tsundereblitz

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I need this to be Stolitz after that scene where Blitz protects Stolas w the sword