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I thought Acht was kinda useless in the dlc but then I realized they’re there so that Pearl and Marina don’t have gay sex in the elevator while you’re fighting for your life on Eternally-hunted-Pain(Unimaginable)-Hell.floor

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4 years

Nintendo: We will have a stream Splatoon: We will #FreeMelee Nintendo Stream:

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6 months

How people under 5’4’’ play the splatana stamper

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Bidoof using a greatsword

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2 years

All we hear about these days are top players. The bottom player fanbase is dying. Retweet if you’re a true Bottom

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8 months

Being the cooler player is like being an owner of three cats. No, you can’t keep meowing for a cooler. I just gave you one TEN SECONDS AGO. YOU AREN’T GETTING ANOTHER ONE SO HOLD FORWARD ALREADY.

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8 months

Average French charger player

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@SplatoonNA

8 months

Use the Homing Shots color chip from the Support Tone to help guide your shots towards your target! It’s an easy way to increase your accuracy.

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2 years

I’ve been holding off on this a while, but let’s address the biggest problem in Splatoon community. Ninja Squid. Squids were meant to leave a trail when they swim. It’s basic physics. It’s just not natural they don’t. My haters call me “Ninja Squidaphobic” but in this essay-

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6 months

Woman: I am good at game and won The replies: But the man you said nothing about is better

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THANK GOD IM INSANE HOLY FUCK

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4 years

Leaked patch notes for Splatoon 2

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1 year

Dad: What is that? Me: A Nintendo Switch Dad: Mine doesn’t look like that. Mine connects to the tv. Me: Because you can undock it and play on handheld Dad: Oh I don’t do that Dear reader, he has had a Switch since day 1

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2 years

15 years in the future. Sendou’s kids have a sleepover. He brings soda to the room and asks “Who’s thirsty?” Before they reply, a wall is busted down. I walk in to say I got that reference. Sendou tries to punch my face. It’s too late. My zipcaster recalls me back to America.

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2 years

Who's thirsty?

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11 months

These ads on sendou getting a lil too targeted

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1 year

I booked a Metafy session with Kyo to help me with Tri-Stringer. Before I sent him any replay codes, he called my weapon “dog water” and told me to sell my switch. I now make 7 figures, own a business, and started a family. 10/10 would book again.

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2 years

On Splat 3 launch day Lil Timmy is going to go from C rank to B rank and get into a lobby with Brian, Sendou, Kiver, DUDE, Kyo, Shak, and 1TUFFSUCKA

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8 months

@tom_smo Marina hacking the clothing options for Pearl gone wrong

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5 years

Backline players entering a ranked battle

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6 years

The official Sploosh tierlist. Tiers not ordered.

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2 years

When I accidentally hold zr zl l r and in on both sticks 3 seconds before the enemy takes the lead

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6 years

Getting an NA scrim be like #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

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2 years

Some small child in Sandusky Ohio will be crying on September 9th because a bunch of gamers bought out every copy of Splatoon 3 in the area

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3 years

Every person who said they quit Splatoon has always said their life got better. Never seen a person quit Splatoon and said their life got worse

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3 years

Why are people surprised you can throw a hammer through the glass at Wahoo World? Why don’t you try throwing a hammer through your bedroom window and see what happens. I’ll wait.

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11 months

Got kicked from plus server. My wife is crying because I finally spend time with my kids again. She tears up the divorce papers, and I get promoted at my job. Life is good.

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2 years

God works hard but Kbot works harder

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1 year

Dad: No one knows it does that Me: Everyone knows Dad: That’s not how it was intended to be used Me: They showed it in the launch trailer as the selling point

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1 year

Sorry Storm, but only women can top me #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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1 year

Limeade calls their opponents garbage all match long but as soon as Kyo gives some friendly advice on what weapons to run everyone throws a fit

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5 years

@Marsh0228 His plot armor?

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5 years

I hit 300 followers so time for a giveaway. I’m giving away $300 total, $100 to 3 lucky winners. Like or rt are worth 1 entry each. Post something that makes me laugh in replies for 5 entries (a total of 7!) Must have paypal, can only win once. Ends June 22nd 2019

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6 years

Wow I never knew this reporting option existed

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1 year

Me saying ggs in Sendouq vc after I throw our power clam into the water during overtime

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3 years

The plus server is where the highest form of Splatoon gameplay takes place. Every motion is perfectly calculated in all 5 dimensions, down to the nanosecond. The precision in aim and decision making is finely crafted on the atomic level. And then there's Rish.

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11 months

Not a single team that complained about their div won it. One team lost every game they played.

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5 years

What to do when you’re getting spawncamped 1) Throw your bombs at them. Move them either into your weapon range or farther away. 2) Stay in spawn until it’s safe then slowly move out. Enemy has limited ammo. 3) Paint everything and check walls. Don’t get sharked. (1/3)

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3 years

Don't even bother flexing your Sendou Power you'll never be as good as me

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1 year

Sendou should make everyone’s vote history public. This would solve absolutely nothing but would be hilarious to watch.

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6 years

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2 years

You could have made healthbar visible for spectator cam. You could have made gear abilities visible for spectator cam. You could have let us see Marie’s stats on a phone app. But no. Make a stupid little aimbot.

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7 months

Retiring from Splatoon so I can focus on k**ling myself

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11 months

@Vicvillon You start with 16 of them hope this helps!

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5 months

Mellana was passing out hard candy and I said as a joke it was drugs. TSA agents swarmed us within seconds as a bloodbath ensued. Good thing we had DUDE on our side or we woulda lost the fight.

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1 year

@lildevilhorns Not having more than 4 enemies to shoot at

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4 years

Competitive players: We want new comps! Team: *runs new comp* Players: Quit MEMEING. The meta is defined and does not change

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8 months

Just got in trouble at Genesis cause I was making out with a trans girl while she was teaching me how to play one of the Japanese fighter games at the arcade. Why even have the cabinets if I’m not allowed to do that much?

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5 years

One of Dude’s viewers, who uses sticks on -5 sensitivity, challenged him to a 1v1 to prove stocks are better. Bout to see Dude’s whole youtube career being ended before my very own eyes.

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2 years

Welcome to Japan

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11 months

Here are the teams who complained about their LUTI div. The 'D' in the Win/Loss record means their opponent Dropped. More info in replies.

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8 months

@wutdidgeridoo Pearl can’t stay behind in that elevator I need those ink strikes and item drops

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8 months

I never understood Gus. He seems like someone who genuinely has a fat ass and does nothing but still gets attention for his bodacious booty because he can’t get home (ass too big to fit in door) yet people won’t help him reduce his ass size (so he can get home)

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4 years

Sorry, is that your math homework?

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1 year

@Sendouc Not my fault my grandma dies every time I fight against a +1 team

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3 years

How to build a potentially viable comp in Splatoon: 1. Make sure it can paint 2. Play what you like All other “rules” you will learn by trial and error thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

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3 years

On the learning grind 💪🧠✍️

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8 months

People arguing how much 3k X power is worth meanwhile they don’t even got 3k in their bank account

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6 years

Like and I'll rate your Splatoon skills

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2 years

Oh so when Kraken asks to go back to Splatoon 2 it doesn’t represent IPL’s views, but when jpg tells me I’m banned from Low Ink it is IPL’s views??? Make up your mind

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4 years

Retweet to scare RIFT

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6 years

Getting on solo rank be like

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5 years

So close they can smell the content

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3 years

Kbot is in +1 and you’re not. It’s time to face the facts: Kbot is better at Splatoon than you are. He’s not “just a commentator”. He’s not “just a TO”. He’s a menace to your losers run in bracket. You bought a plane ticket to play in his tournament, and he’s sending you home.

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5 years

When you’re last alive on the tower and the whole enemy team is shooting you

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3 years

A lot of people give ideas for Splatoon 3 but many fail the Little Timmy Test. If Little Timmy can’t use your idea, or if it causes Little Timmy ANY amount of discomfort, then the idea is not getting implemented in Splatoon 3.

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8 months

“Why doesn’t problematic player face backlash” People still like and interact with someone who is perma-banned from Splatoon. Anything less than that and people just wanna sweep stuff under the rug

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8 months

@WheatsSpl It would definitely go back down if Pearl and Marina shook the elevator too much

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1 year

@_Mnooper If you aren’t playing Pikmin 4 on a hundred inch screen with a 360 degree sound system then you’re doing something wrong in his eyes

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11 months

Splatoon players when the patch gives splash wall double hp and reefslider triple the explosion radius (reeflux is good now)

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7 years

So I got my tax return a while back...

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4 years

The Splatoon Community wasn't ready for @ame_amanozako 's art

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2 years

@SGPorkyy Imagine if it was Mincemeat Clams

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5 years

Making an all MAN team. Requirements are you must: Smell like Axe instead of a morning shower. Be dedicated to Splatoon, curls, and girls. In that order. Order your steak rarer than a night you go without sex. Give me a sup nod to apply.

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5 years

I walk over and see @Vicvillon and @steLLar_spLat jamming out

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11 months

I had to wait a year for sprinkler chumps yet the snipewriter mains are still walking around in diapers and just got their college funded

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2 years

We common players need to rise up against Big TO. We can’t let them tell us how WE play OUR game. They’ll say to check in before tourney, have all players ready. What next, battlefy tags must match in game names? Reading the rules?!? Where will it end? Let us stop tyrannical TOs!

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1 year

Should we provide Nintendo with metrics on venue cost, production cost, community growth, time and effort spent, payouts, anecdotal player / sponsor / organizer / content viewpoints, Or should we just give up and tweet out our fears to the void? Difficult decisions…

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1 year

They caught Kbot at the TO desk again and police came and took him away. As he was being dragged off you could hear him scream “Please just one more teardown! Just one more signoff!” Truly the words of the deranged.

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I’m not racist, BUT if you’re the only person in the lobby from another country then you’re not hosting

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7 months

Splatoon’s first lan at a nursing home

NineWholeGrains SPLATOON 3

@NineWholeGrains

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Today's second announcement is for the oldies - The meme 30+ tournament is finally happening on March 30th! - 32 teams (max) - Double elim, Splat Zones Only - At least 3 players must be 30 or older; any others must be 20 or older Let's relax and reminisce on our younger days...

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2 years

They activated my teammate's trap card #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

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4 years

Walked past Kbot’s house and Kyo was spawncamping at his door. Kbot pleaded Kyo to stop squidcamping him. Kbot couldn’t leave the door, lost his job, and couldn’t feed his children. Kyo continues to spawnbag even after his Clams 101 class started. Kyo is a menace.

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6 years

I've never been avenged so majestically before #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

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1 year

“Who wants to put on a crown and become a woman?” Have you seen this community? You’ve just described half the people here

Meryn 🍉

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WHO ASKED FOR PEACHETTE???? WHOOOO

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3 years

Hello, Smash gg? I’d like to start my tournament

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3 years

Kbot saw the all squiffer match and it honestly looked like he just lost the kids in the divorce

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4 years

When you dm a top player

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2 years

Kbot at Riptide: And for the last time, thank you Kbot at LTC: and for the last time, thank you Can’t wait for Kbot to thank me for the last time next Riptide

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8 months

People who got kicked from plus server returning next week after SendouQ ends

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3 years

Please try weird comps and don’t apologize for trying them

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4 years

I used to think they/them couldn’t be singular. I used to not understand xenogenders. Words, society, people; all can change. Using a person’s preferred name/pronouns doesn’t hurt me, and makes the other person happy. So I use it. If you are like how I once was, I hope you grow

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5 years

Since when was Year of the Sploosh on the Zodiac?

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5 years

If SnS is doing bag checks then they better be checking that smash players have deodorant in their bags.

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5 years

4) Spawns have invincibility and usually height advantage. 5) Spread out as best you can. Spawncamping is strong because you’re clumped with limited options. 6) Let your backline clap the enemy short range. 7) Consider jumping to teammates outside spawn 8) Use special (2/3)

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Thanks to @ThatSrb2DUDE new video, I now have no input lag, perfect aim, make $1k a day, quit my day job, bought my dream home, and will be vacationing on my yacht for the next two months. Thanks DUDE, bon voyage!

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4 years

Life as a Custom Jet Squelcher

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1 year

Please stop throwing out opinions where you have done no research. Existing games selling well is a point on every financial report to their stakeholders. The Nov 22 report lists 7.9m units sold, Feb 23 report has 10m units sold, then an extra half million in March.

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5 years

Hot take: If you’re Team Order for splatfest you should use light theme for Discord

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2 years

@Mr_Popgun Why do they call it an oven when you of in cold ninja squid and of out hot swim speed?

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5 years

Deodorant won’t help win sets so no point in taking it to Genesis.

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3 years

The bullies in middle school told me I’d never amount to anything, but now I’m worth nine whole dollars!

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3 years

Teams will have to carefully construct their weapon composition in a way that does not exceed the $20 dollar limit dictated by the Shopping List 💸 With a $750 USD Prize Pool up for grabs, it won't be just your Splatoon skills being tested so get nerdy with those comps 🤓

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6 months

I guess Sendou will just have to add a coaching section to his website

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6 months

Metafy is making business decisions that make the platform unusable for their small coaches like myself, so I'll be disabling my sessions there indefinitely. If you bought a session from me that you are yet to redeem reach out to me and we'll plan our time independently.

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Played in speed ladder today. 0/10 Did not land a single date through their dating service.

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