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@tseuri

1 year

There's something so funny about Bruce hacking Clark's own house to install anti-him measures

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@tseuri

16 days

Who stands like this when visiting someone's house 😐

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@tseuri

4 months

Finally made it to this iconic moment 💖🔎

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@tseuri

16 days

Trinity bonding activities

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@tseuri

5 months

Hate when people think Bruce isn't funny; they have no idea he's a very silly man

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@tseuri

9 months

No wonder Bruce wears the cape 👀

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@tseuri

6 months

And of course the most baby to ever baby

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@tseuri

1 year

Since the 1940s!!

➯𐬾𐬺💌 VIN

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1 year

“The ship and the hater” “the ship and the shipper” NOW ITS TIME FOR THE SHIP AND THEIR ADOPTED CHILD

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@tseuri

4 months

Dad silhouettes (height difference)

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@tseuri

2 years

Clark: I keep a close eye on my family 🙂 Lois: And your boyfriend Clark: And my boyfriend. And my ex

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@tseuri

10 months

Batboobed

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@tseuri

7 months

Bruce being a mother hen in the latest Nightwing issue

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@tseuri

10 months

Why is Clark reacting like a husband who just found out his wife is cheating on him 😭😭

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@tseuri

1 year

Originally the point of this screencap is to show the boys on their lil date, but I'm SO distracted by the girth of Clark's arm, jesus christ

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@tseuri

5 months

Love that Jim's face is 30% glasses and 15% mustache

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@tseuri

4 months

These are THREE different biologically distinct people 😭

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@tseuri

1 year

Tired old man moodboard

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@tseuri

1 year

The "mother who struggles with technology, eldest daughter who put parental controls on her social media" energy of it all

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@tseuri

16 days

My kitten is back!!! And about to marry a viking or something

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@tseuri

1 year

Cass: ._. Clark and Diana: O.O Bruce: -_-

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@tseuri

6 months

He looks so pleased to receive the compliment 🥰

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@tseuri

1 year

Bruce is so cute I love him so much!!!!!

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@tseuri

6 months

Seeing slutty vampire Bruce made me go read part one of the story and he's very pretty here even before he goes bloodsucker

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@tseuri

1 year

More of Mr. Mora's Bruce being the cutest potato in the whole world 🥰 (and Clark is there too 👓)

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@tseuri

7 months

His cape is comically large at this point

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@tseuri

1 year

@huntedprincessy Telling the cave or fortress to "Authorize: Anti-Bestie" sounded worse so he changed it 😔

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@tseuri

1 year

Clark, being unreasonably buff for a reporter, first tries to explain his muscles away with farm work, but the questions persist b/c he clearly doesn't farm anymore, so he makes the mistake of claiming he's really into working out and further sells the idea with an exercise vlog

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@tseuri

7 months

We all knew Bruce was a pillow princess!!!!

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@tseuri

6 days

I just want to see Bruce being gently kissed and adored and then used like a fleshlight by a man twice his size……..it’s a simple ask…

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@tseuri

8 months

Bruce who has untraceable socials solely for making horny posts about award winning journalist Clark Kent He runs a daily Clark Kent thirst account. The pictures are like. not risque at all. It's just random photos of Clark in crowd shots of press. He still has 3 dozen followers

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@tseuri

7 months

Accurate recreation of Batman finding Jason 😆

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@tseuri

1 year

Some Trinity reaction images for you

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@tseuri

7 months

In time of crisis, what do you do?

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@tseuri

4 months

Progressing of Bruce throughout Batman: Dark Age ❤️

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@tseuri

1 year

A goth baby bat

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@tseuri

1 year

Alfred's list of potential sons-in-law: Superman ✅ Green Arrow ✖️

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@tseuri

1 month

Clark who doesn't become a reporter because he accidentally inherits a sandwich shop or something - he worked there as a part-time job when he was new to the big city while getting his degree and then the owner was like "Clark you're like a grandson to me, this shop is now yours"

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@tseuri

2 years

Bruce's love language is feeding people, please let him beat the "can't cook" allegations 😔

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@tseuri

7 months

(Basically) holding hands 💗

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@tseuri

1 year

Bruce Wayne vibes

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@tseuri

1 month

Dick who gets adopted by the Wayne family after his parents die but the only person in the house is Mr. Pennyworth? He explores all over the manor trying to find Mr. Wayne and finally does - as a tiny microbat living in a beautiful and ornate dollhouse 🦇🏡

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@tseuri

6 months

I find Bruce in the last arc of All-Star Batman sooo cute; he's bulky and square and he has lil shark teeth and looks confused all the time 😆 strange kitten

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@tseuri

1 year

Connor: Feelings? Damian, immediately dissociating: 😶

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@tseuri

2 months

Recent pics of the most breedable MILF on web/toon

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@tseuri

9 months

Dick “no pants as Robin” Grayson being very pro “wear what you want! don’t let anyone shame you! 💖” except when it comes to his dad Bruce tries to go out in a crop top and Dick shoves a sweater over his head. Bruce wears shorts and Dick drapes a blanket on his lap

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@tseuri

8 months

Perused the newest Nightwing issue to find the pretty Bruce panels 💖

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@tseuri

5 months

Batman: But that doesn't mean I believe in him Deadman: Rude

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@tseuri

5 months

There's plenty of room around the table Why doesn't Bruce scooch over? 🤨 Why is Clark basically on him? 🤨

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@tseuri

9 months

Everyone at the Daily Planet knows they're about to go ****

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@tseuri

6 months

How can he see 😎😎😎

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@tseuri

2 years

Perry White, offscreen: Give me one reason to think Bruce Wayne didn't commit murder

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@tseuri

1 month

Thinking about Bruce being visited in the cave by someone who is clearly an older version of Clark The surprise he feels when Clark strides right into his space and kisses him isn't enough to stop him from kissing back. Even though Clark and Lois are currently together.

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@tseuri

7 months

I hope Battinson is still a socially inept weirdo in movie 2 but he’s not as much a recluse anymore so now he’s just the city’s rich cryptid who enters events like he wandered in off the street and gives the most awful grimaces in photo ops as he hands over a check for $15 mil

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@tseuri

8 months

Wow Superman vs. Meshi really said Clois and Superbat real

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@tseuri

7 months

Thinking about this kitten again 🐱

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@tseuri

11 months

Why didn't anyone tell me all the villains month covers had this recurring theme 👀⛓️

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@tseuri

7 days

At your workplace, Jim?!

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@tseuri

9 months

Mentally, I'm always here The tenderness with which he touches the most powerful person on their planet 😭😭

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@tseuri

5 months

Bruce is SO kitty in Superman/Batman (2003) 🥰

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@tseuri

8 months

HUH?!

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@tseuri

11 months

Bruce, seeing another person dressed like Batman: ah, another masochist with a bat fetish, just like me

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@tseuri

1 month

Ruining another perfectly good suit because your bestie is being bothered by his namesake

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@tseuri

1 year

Who doesn't want to be the man who *********** the Batman??

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@tseuri

4 months

His helmet has bat ears!!!!!!!

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@tseuri

4 months

Every lesbian needs a cousin

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@tseuri

1 year

Realized that this assortment of batkids are the ones in personal starshine so I used my really great editing skills to make it more story accurate 😆 Pictured here: Wayne children who heard their dad slept with an asshole alpha again

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@tseuri

9 months

Bruce’s hands look so small and delicate compared to Clark’s huge chest lmao

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@tseuri

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Giving him a big "you tried" sticker

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@tseuri

2 months

Another normal shower, like usual

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@tseuri

1 year

Alfred. Alfred Pennyworth did you bang Ma and Pa Kent tell me Alfred I need to know

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@tseuri

10 months

AU where Bruce doesn’t have a playboy cover story so he rarely ends up in the tabloids and the only reason he’s famous at all to non-Gothamites is because he always stars in these absolutely unhinged Gotham tourism commercials trying to convince people it’s a fun place to visit

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@tseuri

7 months

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@tseuri

1 month

I don't know if the sparkles are from Bruce-o-vision or if Diana is just naturally shiny ✨😄

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@tseuri

10 months

Why didn't anyone ever tell me this gay af panel was preceded by Clark literally yoinking Bruce out of an armored vehicle while he fled the JL

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@tseuri

1 year

Stole Tim's plushie collection

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@tseuri

1 year

What did Clark mean by this 🤨

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@tseuri

9 months

Catch him, and he could be yours

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@tseuri

1 year

@Noni_Eruri Bruce has plans upon plans 😆

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@tseuri

1 year

Getting a grownup to beat the hard level for you

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@tseuri

2 months

Batman gets married in costume and his maid of honor Diana holds the tails of his cape like the train of the bride's dress lmao

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@tseuri

2 years

A/B/O where omegas either go into mating heat (want to be bred) or nesting heat (want to cuddle/nurture/dote on pack) Eligible alphas keep waiting for Batman to go into heat only to be thwarted by batkids intentionally triggering a nesting heat again to fuck up their plans

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@tseuri

9 months

I think Clark should be extremely susceptible to sex pollen but unfortunately he never catches that he’s whammied until he wakes up hours later still balls-deep inside Batman who’s been fucked into a stupor

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@tseuri

10 months

I just think old man farmer Kingdom Come Clark should put a baby in hapless twink Batman: The Knight Bruce 🤷‍♂️

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@tseuri

7 months

Face-down, bottom-up, like usual 😮‍💨

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@tseuri

1 year

They're on a quest for snacks!

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@tseuri

8 months

Bruce having a normal shower for once, no crying or flopping dramatically on the floor

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@tseuri

9 months

Why is this one panel so incredibly........

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@tseuri

2 years

Going to try and actually use this account for once so here's my completely canonical #ghostbat meme

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@tseuri

2 years

Logical conclusion of Clark's Batman voice kink

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@tseuri

8 months

Bruce Wayne wins a date with Superman at a charity auction! This could be a cute identity porn thing This could also be Bruce using it as a way to trap Clark with him for 8 hours to scold him about taking risks instead of waiting for someone who isn’t affected by kryptonite

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@tseuri

6 months

Bat-Mite's superbat suit is rad

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@tseuri

1 year

Brucie who's famous for somehow taking kidnapping selfies, like his hands are tied together behind his back but he still manages to post a pic with him pouting at the camera with the Penguin yelling in the background like "feeling cute might delete later 😘"

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@tseuri

1 year

Exercising with the boyfriend ❤️❤️

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@tseuri

1 year

Dick, trying to set up Bruce with newly divorced Clark, stumbling upon Jason and Damian fighting in the kitchen because they each secretly arranged for Bruce to meet Diana and Talia at a restaurant on Valentine's Day

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@tseuri

1 year

Bruce and Alfred are so cute this episode 🥺

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@tseuri

11 months

Surprised they didn't make their hands touch

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@tseuri

16 days

The Bruce/Diana/Lois groupchat is very lively but Clark misses all the notifications because he accidentally muted it eons ago and now they lovingly dunk on him in there without his knowledge 💗

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@tseuri

2 months

Yes, he's getting his back blown out on top of a cop car, what of it

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@tseuri

5 months

Omegaverse where too many alphas in a group will hit an aggression limit and the way to fix this is a group fuck with one shared omega, whose needs quell their belligerence in favor of cooperation The JL hits their limit so Batman suggests an omega for them to share: Bruce Wayne

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@tseuri

1 year

The thing is, I'm not even intentionally trying to become a Batman incidental bondage account, and yet

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