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@trufflepotamus

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Quirky but endearing. All hail Lord Pheasant. She/Her.

Narnia, North East England
Joined May 2013
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Sophie B
2 years
I should not have to walk half a mile to my car, parked nowhere near the hospital site, after a 12.5 hour shift. It doesn’t feel safe.
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Sophie B
3 years
I have put 2 fitted sheets on my bed so when I’m post op and need to change the sheets I can just take the top one off rather than have to lean and put the sheet back on one legged. I may be a genius.
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Sophie B
2 years
So it turns out vets also have OSCEs, except their station may be: catch this chicken. AMAZING
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Sophie B
2 years
These are the absolute worst IV cannulas, and this is a hill I will die on.
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Sophie B
2 years
In the emergency hospital accommodation room due to the snow and my long commute. It’s… yeah.
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Sophie B
2 years
My sister (30) gets the double bed and I (32) get the yoga mat/sleeping bag combo on the floor #duvetknowitschristmas
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Sophie B
3 years
OMG I found it. In 2014 this was my sister’s sleeping arrangement at my dad’s for Christmas. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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Sophie B
2 years
@NatashaAght Donate to a medical student from a low income background?
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Sophie B
3 years
I am feeling a bit anxious and a bit down. I’ve remedied this in the most NHS way possible. Tea and toast.
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Sophie B
3 years
Wedding ready!
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Sophie B
1 year
I’m so thrilled I’ve been offered an ST4 anaesthetics job, but I’m also really sad for my colleagues who deserve jobs but just didn’t get one this time. We need more anaesthetists!
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Sophie B
3 years
Tonight I’m in a room in hospital accommodation so I can see my family tomorrow. It’s an actual bed but it’s 25 deg C. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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Sophie B
5 months
Only gone and passed the final FRCA written. THANK GOD it didn’t take me 4 goes like the primary.
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Sophie B
2 years
I have recently found a few surgical registrars being rude to me and I cannot work out if it’s because I’m a problem, I’m a woman or I’m not a consultant. Or maybe a combination of the above. I don’t know. I’m worried it’s me that’s the issue.
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Sophie B
2 years
@zackferguson Omg. The earth is septic.
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Sophie B
2 years
I’ve cracked out the winter lipstick colours.
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Sophie B
3 years
Do we reckon I can do a PhD in under 6 months so I might stand a chance of getting an st4 job?
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Sophie B
2 years
FINALLY
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Sophie B
2 years
Right. How many of you know what this is? Because @iowmillie looked at me like I was mad
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Sophie B
2 years
I’m very pleased with my choice of Christmas outfit
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Sophie B
3 years
NHS HR. *sigh*
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Sophie B
3 years
Put my hair in plaits for tomorrow’s surgery. I look like Wednesday Addams.
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Sophie B
3 years
@TheOtherDrJD GCS 16 should be an actual thing though. Some people are TOO AWAKE
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Sophie B
2 years
Our best girl died today and I’m so sad
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Sophie B
2 years
@ncl_medic @DrJonathanD A wise boss once told me there are 3 stages of being an anaesthetist: 1. Getting into problems and somebody else getting you out of it 2. Getting into problems and getting yourself out of it 3. Somebody else getting into problems and you getting them out of it
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Sophie B
3 years
@matthewbowker Labour ward/LSCS List “Do you know what you’re having?” “No it’s a surprise” “oooo a puppy!!!” 80%
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Sophie B
3 years
@ben_hock Any shift that was not yours to begin with will be awful. It’s the law of the swap.
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Sophie B
2 years
I realise last night I had a brief moment when I was *that* anaesthetic reg who quoted the definition of pain at the poor novice working with me at 4am. She also had a short lecture on RAE tubes. I’m so sorry for what I have become.
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Sophie B
3 years
Bought myself a laptop desk for the sofa/bed for when I’m post op. It has a mug holder. I’m in love.
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Sophie B
3 years
I put my dinosaur dress on. Love it so much.
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Sophie B
3 years
All done. Spinal was ACE.
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Sophie B
3 years
Oh my god. Look. A ducktor. I want one (no idea what on earth I’d do with it but I LOVE IT 😂🥰)
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Sophie B
2 years
@timricketts_ OH I also had to do a falls review in obstetrics for a woman who bounced so vigorously on a birthing ball that it had exploded.
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Sophie B
2 years
@DrSeanMon @juliaisobela I took a history from a patient with a fracture. They told me they had no PMH. Presented to consultant. Turns out patient had sustained said fracture during a seizure for which they were on several antiepileptic medications. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Sophie B
2 years
Twitter, I need some goodness on my timeline. Give me the BEST dog names you’ve ever heard. My favourites so far are: Fenton, Waffle, Muffin, Keith, Marmalade, Pippin ( @iowmillie )
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Sophie B
3 years
@fuzzymittens Yeah but we also draw up fentanyl in theatres without having special fentanyl safe gloves…
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Sophie B
2 years
I look like a children’s entertainer today and I am not mad about it. @LucyandYak
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Sophie B
1 year
I have been given this. I love it.
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Sophie B
2 years
Woop! Passed ALS
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Sophie B
2 years
@WebbyJamesHere Oh my mum’s spare room has a shrine to my other sister (29, married, produced first grandchild)
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Sophie B
3 years
I love when online e-learning modules say “call critical care”. Lol that’s me.
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Sophie B
1 year
Well, @techpriest is done with core training and on to ST4
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Sophie B
2 years
@Dr_Claire_B @mevparekh Interesting nugget of information: erroneously high blood sugars can occur from handling shiny magazines. The glossy stuff has something sugar like in it
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Sophie B
3 years
@Louisdebernard @intensive_bear @DrSandman11 Also, how are you using sux/roc without any sort of professional registration….?
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Sophie B
3 years
My dad is absolutely not asleep. Honest.
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Sophie B
2 years
Another evening, another chocolate reward for the dalteparin. I am essentially treating myself as though I am a labrador.
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Sophie B
2 years
I have survived my niece’s first birthday party. My sister has survived a year of parenting.
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Sophie B
2 years
Blow dried my hair for the first time in over a month and if I didn’t hate the process I’d do this way more often
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Sophie B
3 years
On my way in to my nightshift. I hope tonight is not awful and that 2022 is less of a bin fire than 2021 🤞🤞
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Sophie B
2 years
Ate a sandwich and drank a hot chocolate and my lipstick still looks decent. Winner.
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2 years
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Sophie B
3 years
@RobJimFleming ⁩ ⁦ @GaslingSarah ⁩ I can ABSOLUTELY draw a defib
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Sophie B
3 years
I have got dressed before lunchtime on a Sunday I’m not working, and quite frankly I deserve a medal for this.
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Sophie B
2 years
Look what I made!
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Sophie B
3 years
People with less broken eyes than mine. When you look at lights at night, what do they look like to you? To me they’re all streaky and starry.
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Sophie B
3 years
@mevparekh Baguettes are not allowed in non baguette areas (marked by railings) as per baguette location policy. It was ripped out of a hungry porter’s hands by security.
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Sophie B
3 years
I am home, on the sofa, fire lit, cup of tea in hand. I cannot wait until I can do this every day
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Sophie B
1 year
@cml_smith Don’t worry, after 6 years of anaesthetics and being on the obs anaesthesia on call rota, somebody decided I needed level 1 supervision for a spinal a little while back 😂. You should show your consultants this. (Stolen from somebody else on here but I forget who)
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Sophie B
2 years
@harrogate_urol It’s getting deleted if anyone compares me to a gremlin again
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Sophie B
2 years
I look less like a piece of Lego now
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Sophie B
3 years
Valentine’s day, via social media: Instagram: “My love, my heart, my one, my world, you are my everything” Facebook: “Luv u hubby, u da best xxxxxx” Twitter: “My dog is angry about his physio” Twitter, please never change.
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Sophie B
3 years
So much fun but I’m a bit dishevelled!
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Sophie B
3 years
So I tried the @seasaltclothing dress in petite and the waistline is a good 10cm above my actual waist and I can’t decide if it looks ok or not. Help please!
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Sophie B
2 years
I bought a giant Death Star jigsaw and it is… quite large
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Sophie B
2 years
Thank you past Sophie for saving shedloads of evidence to your portfolios, computer, printouts and EVERYTHING
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Sophie B
2 years
@Fad1878 @OmgItsTania First rule of anaesthesia: If there is an empty chair, sit in it. Second rule of anaesthesia: Always hydrate and pee before starting a list/task
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Sophie B
9 months
Massive congratulations to everyone who passed the final FRCA today. I’m chuffed for you but mighty jealous! To those who didn’t get a pass: it’s a really bloody stupid exam. I’m sorry. It’s no reflection on you.
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Sophie B
2 years
Think I’m going to treat myself to a five guys burger on the way to my nightshift tonight. Carb load in case the shift is as bad as the weekend was
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2 years
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Sophie B
2 years
@zackferguson Or your ability to see unaided.
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Sophie B
2 years
@iowmillie @mrseleanorohara Agreed. On ITU I often say “can I have a hand in here please!” But that’s the equivalent of shouting “get in here now!” anywhere else.
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Sophie B
2 years
My god. I had some TERRIBLE haircuts as a child. I also look like a Victorian ghost child. 😂
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Sophie B
2 years
I’ve had a bonkers and physically demanding day. Had I done this a year ago, I’d have been in huge amounts of pain and limping. 6 months post surgery and I have no pain at all. Can’t believe how much pain I put up with for so long.
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Sophie B
3 years
My sister has made the world’s tiniest sausage rolls
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Sophie B
2 years
I’ve made this in the span of about 30 hours. It’ll be a blanket eventually. Rather proud of this.
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Sophie B
3 years
Last shift in my current job is a nightshift tonight and I just don’t want to go.
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Sophie B
2 years
I’ve just done my first dance class in 6 years. Put my big girl pants on and went all on my own. Did ok and enjoyed myself. Definitely going to practise at home ++ this week
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Sophie B
2 years
ALLOWED TO DRIVE. Woop!
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Sophie B
2 years
My super fancy oven literally has built in recipes where you press a button and all the right settings appear. Sophie, what are you cooking tonight? Fish finger sandwiches.
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Sophie B
6 months
I’m at the stage post squint surgery where I look like I’ve been punched in the face
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Sophie B
2 years
@juliaisobela He passed out a couple of times during it. Understandably.
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Sophie B
2 years
I’ve spent all day thinking it’s Sunday and I have to go to work on a nightshift tomorrow. It’s Saturday, isn’t it?
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Sophie B
1 year
It begins again #TrufflesLibraryWoes
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Sophie B
2 years
Just so you all know, @techpriest is a wonderful human who sent me a HUGE bag of my favourite food (+extra awesome looking snacks) and that is just SO KIND
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Sophie B
3 years
@morefluids A patient once told me that as a doctor, it wasn’t nice to look at my squint/wonky eye and that I should have it fixed
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Sophie B
8 months
When I eventually CCT, I think I’m going to have to credit my dad for putting up with me and doing all the cooking for 4 months so I passed the primary, my dogs for tolerating my viva practice and Durham motorway services for feeding me on some dreadful commutes.
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Sophie B
3 years
Also, the truffles come in a cute conical flask 😂
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Sophie B
3 years
I think @techpriest just needs to admit to secretly being an anaesthetist
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Sophie B
2 years
@em_j_b @DrJEMcK I can’t tweet details of most of mine as they’re so bonkers they’d be pretty identifiable but I’m still traumatised by a couple of them and they were about 9 years ago
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Sophie B
2 years
@juliaisobela Same pal, same.
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Sophie B
2 years
Thought I’d not made much progress today but actually I’ve made loads
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Sophie B
2 years
@timricketts_ Called for a cannula one night, but couldn't find the bay light switch. Thought I'd just turn on the bedside light. Tripped over a zimmer frame and landed face first on the floor. Nurses ran in, thinking it was a patient, only to see me & my glow-in-the-dark trainers on the floor
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Sophie B
2 years
@AlexNevard Eurgh I had the same all the way through medical school and sometimes even now people question my career choice of anaesthetics. I can do the job just as well as anybody else! Glad you didn’t listen either!
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Sophie B
3 years
Done my first of 6 weeks of dalteparin injections. Eurgh.
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Sophie B
2 years
Changing jobs is exhausting, isn’t it? Good, but exhausting.
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Sophie B
3 years
Did It Again, Really Runny, Have Open Ended Arse. Diarrhoea. You’re welcome.
@lesyoung01
Prehospital Nurse 💚💙❤️
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Anyone else always write ‘loose stools’ to hide the fact they can’t spell - diorhea / diareah / diorrhea / diahorea diohrrea / diahorrea / diarrhea / *diarrhoea 😣😖😫
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Sophie B
2 years
Today’s jigsaw progress (yes, I am very bored)
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Sophie B
4 years
Twitter has bizarrely wiped my timeline of everyone I used to follow. If I used to follow you/chat to you please wave at me so i can follow you again!
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Sophie B
2 years
So far new job is lovely. Also the metro to and from work has so many dogs.
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