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@VintageMrHobbes
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@1970_snj @JohnHundeslit If “I will die on this hill” is to mean anything then it requires a stubborn refusal to change one’s mind even when proven to be incorrect. Some of us have to maintain standards around here.
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@BBCWorld @mariannaspring could look at the misinformation by the BBC here, given that the study ignores all the groups most likely to be affected
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So when the famously awful Marianna Spring contacts you and demands to know why you support Reform, if you don’t reply you’re a bot. Apparently this is the quality of BBC Verify.
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My eldest (15) is getting called an anti vaxxer by other kids at his school because he’s opted not to have the vaccine (valid choice given he’s had covid and in the age range where myocarditis is a relevant concern). @nadhimzahawi are you happy with this culture you’ve created?
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@VintageMrHobbes
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The Tufton Street nonsense is just the vaguely high status lefty equivalent of the WEF/Davos conspiracists.
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Just Stop Oil f*cking up Tufton Street, no-one can disagree with this one. Scummiest place in all of the UK.
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Even for a man whose self regard is so enormous it has its own gravitational field, claiming "I have the key to all human morality" is really quite something
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@NoContextBrits I think it shows how few Americans have actually met a goose
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“Is there anything that Singapore Airlines and it’s [sic] pilots could of [sic] done?” I am begging Sky to employ someone literate. Just one person.
@SkyNews
Sky News
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'Is there anything that Singapore Airlines and it's pilots could of done?' @KayBurley asks senior lecturer in Aviation Operations Marco Chan. Turbulence caused the flight to experience a 'rapid change in gravitational force' on 21 May. 📺 Sky 501
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@VintageMrHobbes
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3 years
Teaching union person on Today wants more masks and restrictions for kids, despite teachers being vaccinated and most kids having had it. If they still want restrictions now when won’t they want them?
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2 years
I can actually see Ding’s erection from here
@DrEricDing
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⚠️THERMONUCLEAR BAD—Hospitals completely overwhelmed in China ever since restrictions dropped. Epidemiologist estimate >60% of 🇨🇳 & 10% of Earth’s population likely infected over next 90 days. Deaths likely in the millions—plural. This is just the start—🧵
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Can we please delete all mathematicians’ Twitter accounts now
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Holy. Shi1t. This is Johnson Variant nonsense times infinity with added CCP simping (loved the “2020s playbook isn’t working in 2022”, comment, as if their repressive approach was just fine back then because it “worked” 🥴)
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@TonyDowson5 Oh dear god bucolic scenes are now fascism?
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@COVIDnewsfast You need help.
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Absolute mega lolz at the BBC science communicator in chief and fence sitter extraordinaire saying he doesn’t know much about science communication. Wonder why in this specific case…
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I’ve had to go out and buy a new irony meter specially so I could watch it explode like a small thermonuclear device at this
@IndependentSage
Independent SAGE
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Today at 1.30pm, @theAliceRoberts will lead Independent SAGE in a discussion about the importance of engaging the public with accurate scientific information. Watch here: indie_SAGE 28.01.2022 via @YouTube
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2 years
On the side of an 11th century pub in cornwall …
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I’ll be honest I didn’t have Bodyform flavour Magnums on the 2024 bingo card
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@yuanyi_z A female coworker who wanders round saying “I like sausage” to her colleagues is going to be fairly popular I imagine
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@SkyNews Sky when there’s a new variant
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@BBCNews The spirit of Britain:
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@sajidjavid But you wouldn’t accept the decision of the JCVI not to. Hmmm 🤨
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Consistently one of the best business owners out there
@JamesTCobbler
James Timpson
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Just met a young man who took us up on the offer of free dry cleaning for his interview clothes…and got the job!
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2 years
Wow. This thread is… wow. We (and by we I mean the media and idiot activists on Twitter) did something to make people this way and we (and by we this time I think I mean we) need to do something to help turn this around
@COVIDnewsfast
COVID NEWS NETWORK
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It's on the tips of a lot of our minds and tongues, but is never outright said out loud. Let me be the one to say it. If we do not find an attendable means to slow down the spread of SARS 2, in a consistent way, this virus will lead to the collapse of civilization.
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@RealCandaceO @BilldeBlasio Black Lives Matter, unless they’re unvaccinated
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“‘Mitigating actions' — including not meeting people indoors and wearing masks in crowded spaces — were needed to prevent the spread of the virus, the [NHS Confederation] said” Er, no. You don’t get to demand that because your hospitals are busy. No.
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@PoliticsForAlI What, Captain America or the wee ginger fella?
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@SkyNews “Matt Hancock told aides he wanted to "frighten the pants off everyone" to ensure compliance with COVID-19 restrictions” And Sky News were more than happy to oblige
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Literally anything else
@FoodPornPhotos
Food Porn
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Name a breakfast better than biscuits and gravy
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Absolutely in stitches at the alpacas … and the walnut press is the walnut on top of the whip. At some point he’s going to push this too far and even the terminally credulous FBPE fanboys will realise
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I’m actually really upset by the new restrictions and Boris’s cavalier reference to compulsory vaccination - I don’t know why it’s upset me so much. Perhaps because I was convinced we were almost at the brink of sanity again & it seems to have receded off into the distance again
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@andrew_lilico What about when the home secretary is actually stoking racism, is it ok then?
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@Osinttechnical How can this be? You can’t have a government meeting unless it’s from opposite ends of a ten metre long table.
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The National Trust has dropped the requirement to book an entry time and has gone back to the pre-covid approach of just turning up. The pandemic is Officially Over.
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@maxseddon ThEY wErE jUsT oN exErCisES
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@doctor_katie So this is (a) misleadingly implying this is due to Covid (other PICU doctors have said they don’t have any paeds Covid patients) and (b) simply not true, as other PICU doctors have confirmed they do have beds. When are Twitter going to label this as misinformation?
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Who could possibly have predicted that, when forced to make a choice, Baillie Gifford would opt to retain lucrative contracts rather than retain loss making sponsorships.
@CityAM
City A.M.
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“The goal was to get Baillie Gifford to divest; it was not to get the festivals to lose their sponsors.” @NaomiAKlein defends Fossil Free Books in an interview with City A.M., calling Baillie Gifford "thin-skinned" for putting festivals in jeopardy
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This activist trend for attacking art is genuinely disturbing and very book burning-adjacent
@CameronDLWalker
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The first official portrait of King Charles since the coronation has been attacked by @AnimalRising , who claim animals have been cruelly treated on some RSPCA Assured farms. The King is the society’s Patron.
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He’s finally gone absolutely Toto hasn’t he
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@doctor_katie The U.K. is made up of more than 3 regions. You also didn’t make clear WHY ICU has kids in, and of course many people took it to mean Covid. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself being so cavalier with the truth - although I suspect you still think you’ve done the right thing
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@NHSConfed @FRSAMatthew @BBCBreakfast Why are you calling for pointless & harmful restrictions on people’s lives & likely causing people to turn on the NHS as a result, rather than using the opportunity to call for a build up of capacity so the NHS can cope with the surges in demand it has experienced for years?
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I knew Pueyo was an arrogant techbro vvanker but "I saved millions of lives" is a new level even for him
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OMG has anyone checked in on deepti?
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So did they get their 30%? Or were the strikes actually political after all? I'm not sure what's worse - deliberately endangering patients for money or to act out their dreams from sixth form politics
@theipaper
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Junior doctors in England have said they have no plans to hold any more strikes after “positive” introductory talks with Health Secretary Wes Streeting ⬇️ @PMGallagher1 , @singharj report
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@PoliticsForAlI @Ground_app Well at least we have some form of Opposition party, even if it is the Tories
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It beggars belief that Devi is actually suggesting China should continue its utterly barbaric lockdown practices effectively indefinitely, all while maintaining her smiling aren’t I so reasonable facade. Just grotesque
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“Guilt free flying not in easy reach, say scientists” Really? I’ve been doing it for years.
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@JuliaDavisNews Tbf it was the intervention we were all waiting for
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@DanielaNadj No they call them gulags which are totally different
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JoMo is six days into a very public breakdown which shows no signs of abating, but it's hard to see how he is going to top this utterly abhorrent example of his "new moral universe"
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@PoliticsForAlI I dunno, she seems to be doing pretty well for herself
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@JimmySecUK Is the driver potentially a Russian, using a stolen tractor to move their stranded vehicle?
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@katyballs @KateAndrs They got the entire audience of TalkTV to come in person, it seems.
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“The deadly eat out to help out scheme” Ded
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Things that aren’t a surprise #42748
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
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⚡️ Lockdown effects feared to be killing more people than Covid
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@ollysmithtravel “We really aren’t that fussed about our tourist industry this summer”
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@MahyarTousi @ZubyMusic I don’t think Richard is being entirely serious, based on his feed…
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Oh, no, my mistake, we had a bit further to go before we were scraping the bottom.
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NUMBER ONE LADS
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@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: The UK has the worst rate of child alcohol consumption in the world, with more than half of children having drunk by the age of 13 [ @guardian ]
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In case you were wondering how low Devi could sink, this makes clear that she thinks the cancer backlog is entirely down to hospitals being overwhelmed and needing lockdowns because we didn’t do zero covid.
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@PoliticsForAlI Someone finally gone for gove?
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There’s an old, faded sign by the path through the local allotment that says “stay 2m apart when using this path - IT COULD SAVE A LIFE”. The council is unlikely to ever remember to remove it so in another year or two this will be a quaint reminder of the time the world went mad
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