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American Humorist, Writer, and Musician. Host of Missed Information. Follow me for daily witticisms and incisive political commentary. Full shows on YouTube!

San Diego, CA
Joined July 2010
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Israel Airstrikes 2-for-1 Deal On Hezbollah #Hezbeena
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@FearedBuck Bro got caught in an avalanche
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@DovySimuMMA A third fighter has entered the octagon
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@InternetH0F He thought everyone had an internal dialogue
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@MattWalshBlog The Courts™️ officially have as much legitimacy as The Science™️ and The Experts™️
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@jakeshieldsajj “I’m sure it’ll be fine, babe. He’s a professional and it’s just basic Jiu Jitsu positions.” The positions:
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@shauseth Conclusions of grandeur
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@MrAndyNgo Damn didn’t know Kyle shot his name off
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@PicturesFoIder I fail to see how a fighter jet helps the plane to *not* blow up
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@FearedBuck He was fighting a downhill battle
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@ouchclips Every time I open Twitter:
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@DudespostingWs The crowd size was unexpected 😂 Also is that a caution tape guitar strap?
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@hubermanlab Do you ever do two takeaways at once?
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@SpinninBackfist Bro got caught in an avalanche
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@JesseKellyDC Liberal women’s voting record is beginning to look like a form of Stockholm syndrome
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@MarioNawfal Preachers up 2-0 this year ☝️🙄
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@DerekBrunson "Imagine how good your life would be if you had a 26 yo nursing assistant by your side, now replace S with N."
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@ScottAdamsSays Conservatives have a natural skepticism of government, which is where their conspiracy theories originate. Liberals place a lot of faith in authority, and so are more apt to adopt state-sponsored conspiracy theories, provided they are backed by “experts.”
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@McGregorRousey2 “I didn’t get a fair shot. You see, I’d just kicked the guy in the balls and then…”
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So while retail stores are closing at a rapid pace, you're buying a wall on layaway? @sacca @ericgarland #BuildTheWall
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Eventually, but at a later date so we can get started early, Mexico will be paying, in some form, for the badly needed border wall.
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@shyshy_too @atdanwhite They misspelled sahlt
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@JesseKellyDC Those are sanctuary homes now
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@CNN The violent carjacking did not lead to an "accident;" they abducted him and banged him into a light pole.
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@realpeteyb123 When you show up early to pick up your wife from her BJJ class:
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@MattWalshBlog Her Editor: “The book is good, but I feel like it could use a few more dog murder references.”
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@BenTheBaneDavis Bro got caught in an avalanche
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@Rainmaker1973 The moment I decided to quit my job at the Uzbekistan bakery
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@JesseKellyDC It’s probably “Botox Appointment” that got autocorrected
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@CasualMMAinc “You got this.”
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@ClownWorld_ Those onions looked fine. They did nothing wrong
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@Aella_Girl We’re just building a new apex predator what could go wrong
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@Montygotthis I'm surprised the ref didn't deduct a point from the ropes
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@stillgray Nerdvana Rage Against The Mating The Who/They/Them
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@2FEMCEL2FURIOUS Give this to 4Chan, they will have the perp ID’d in under 24 hours
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@DailyCaller Given that we elect people to solve racism based on their ability to create racial division, I’d say he’s right.
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@PhillyCrimeUpd @JackPosobiec Pulls gun -> Gets shot -> “Really?” -> Two more shots. The comedic timing really is impeccable here
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New #WhiteClawFlavors appeal to target demographic:
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@ScottAdamsSays I’m not sure that wrongfully convicting Trump on bs charges is helping them to win back the black male vote
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@mattgaetz He’s doing the Optimus prime walk
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@Cernovich Funny how we’re about to jump into a war with Russia to defend democracy in Ukraine…while Canada’s falls without a single shot, nor remark
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@Aella_Girl Bonus points for the graph resembling a penis turning flaccid
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@ChayaRaichik10 His biggest accomplishment today was making it to the toilet
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@ScottAdamsSays In the weeks following the 2020 presidential election, both Sydney Powell and Dominion Voting Systems claimed to know the outcome; the difference between them is that in Sydney Powell’s case, the process she used to derive her conclusions is a matter of public record.
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@ninamdrama @AlexPereiraUFC Turns out the witchcraft was just Zyn
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@whoahannahjo This is an accurate representation of what guys hear when we ask how her day was
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@DrewPavlou @Chriscoveries The benefit of the mob is that people need to *see* something really, really terrible happen to him in order to deter people from doing this in the future
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@JackPosobiec At least someone’s getting some action from Tinder
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@ScottAdamsSays The Courts™️ officially have as much legitimacy as The Science™️ and The Experts™️
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@JackPosobiec @KingJames He did not want to be held accountable
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@ShelbyTalcott @GovRonDeSantis Translation: Consent to our interview so we can smear you or else we’ll smear you
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@stoolpresidente I'm gonna tell my kids this was Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
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@JesseKellyDC Did some digging and found the person’s name is Taylor Lorenz. Apparently, she’s a reporter for The Washington Post
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@TheMarieOakes The Patriot Front reference is a tell for government involvement
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@whatgreenlight Waitressing at that Waffle House really turned her life around
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@ScottAdamsSays You blew him all the way out of the hoax funnel into the semantics funnel
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@witty_shitty @tedcruz This is what I love about Democrats; their ability to view everything with a “cage half full” mindset is truly inspiring.
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@RealCandaceO Vaxation without representation
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@razibkhan You look like your beliefs
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@JackPosobiec They must’ve heard that shoplifters are no longer prosecuted in the US
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VAERS reports are equally as credible as reports of long COVID.
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For the few people who don't already know this: 1. VAERS is not a database of VERIFIED vaccination injuries. 2. VAERS is a database of REPORTED and POSSIBLE injuries. 3. In a pandemic, VAERS morphs into a database of mass hysteria sprinkled with credible data.
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@robbystarbuck "I don't want to get COVID." Same thing the CNN guy said in the James O'Keefe interview. They're using COVID to create a safe space around themselves irl.
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@Cernovich They got rid of half the employees and the service got *better*
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@PDocumentarians Couldn't they have just taught their kids not to be communists?
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@SydneyBattle Not sure you’re aware, but the way you’re saying this, it sounds like a double entendre for a phallus
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@MrAndyNgo I’ve never been more grateful for a content warning 🙏
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@MarioNawfal It’s worse than we thought; they vaccinated him 😳
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@jack @JackPosobiec @MarkDice @bluesky Partner with Elon and redeem yourself
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@CountDankulaTV There is no perceived risk to wearing a seatbelt, so the risk/reward ratio is in favor of wearing one. If seatbelts were causing myocarditis, there would be a similar lack of compliance.
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@FightHaven They were missing their Daenerys
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@JesseKellyDC Every precedent you accept (but only against the bad guys!) will eventually be turned against you. Ironically (or presciently), The Patriot Act spelled out its end at its inception.
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@JesseKellyDC Maybe they can send some unarmed social workers to mediate
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@ScottAdamsSays It’s probably also a good idea to stay away from people who think you’re a Nazi for saying it’s okay to be white
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@DaRumbling US: 1 million regulations India: 1 foot towel
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@SirajAHashmi @assliken @hard2ern They count capitol riot deaths like they count COVID deaths
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@DougAndres @nypost I know a guy who could help with this situation…
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@TM1Politics Witch Trial is it Again? #StormyDaniels
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@martyrmade Old video game reflexes low key underrated
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@philthatremains She’s using “talking” as a euphemism for casual sex. She’s simply saying she wishes casual sex wasn’t normalized, because women engage in it in hopes of a committed relationship, but it rarely (if ever) works out that way. I, like, totally get it
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@GavinNewsom If you worked in a healthcare setting during the pandemic and you’re still alive, that was your vaccination.
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@JackPosobiec Democrats on Abortion: My body, my choice! Democrats on Vaccines: Your body, my choice!
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@JesseKellyDC Can vouch. If anything, this video under-hypes how good these are.
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@bennyjohnson The science changed
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@wrathofgnon Looking forward to Modernaspirin at $400 a pill
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@JesseKellyDC I don’t think this will go over well, even in California. I know multiple (some left-leaning) parents who got the shot themselves, but declined to have their children get it due to the unknown risks.
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@ScottAdamsSays In my understanding, systemic racism refers to ingrained, long-term disadvantages that are cumulative, pervasive, and insidious. In other words, almost every example of what one might call regular racism would be explained to be the end result of systemic racism.
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@Cernovich Growing up, I used to write in notebooks all the time. Both cursive and regular. Since switching to the notes app around 10 years ago, have noticed that now when I try to write it looks like a third grader did it
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@nytimes @lindsaycrouse When did winning become an unhealthy notion?
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@MikeSpangenberg @IlhanMN @AOC Counterpoint: The health of any democracy is best measured by the ability of its citizens (and elected officials) to question the democratic process without fear of censorship and retribution.
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@HasbullaHive I’ve still got things left to do
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@AlexBerenson Why is the vaccine less effective against variants? Isn’t the MRNA vaccine just creating the hallmark spike protein that makes COVID COVID? And wouldn’t that same spike protein be present in all variants of the coronavirus?
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@celestialbe1ng They could also just buy a chuck roast (gelatinous example) when on sale and have a week's worth of meals for around $5 per meal, but the problem is most don't know how to cook. I meal prep every week; six days worth of food usually costs around $60-$80, or $5ish per serving
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“Experts say…” “The Science says…” “Fact checkers confirm…” All three are a fake “because”. Authoritarianism requires establishing authority: first informational, then moral, and ultimately, physical.
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@pattonoswalt When the polio vaccine dropped the US government had just toppled Nazi Germany, the news served to inform the public, and we weren’t mainlining propaganda. Vaccine hesitancy isn’t a measure of our declining intelligence; it’s a measure of our increasing distrust in institutions.
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@Aella_Girl That’s because most sober conversations are boring af. I just ask people questions and let them talk about themselves, since that’s what they want the most anyways. I view it as a public service.
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@HankDidntDoIt He got so angry he went straight through homophobic and actually became gay for a minute
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@ScottAdamsSays The ability to question the results of an election is one of the defining features of a democracy, not a bug.
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