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10 months
Shut Up Meg I’m Fuckin Ballin
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Imagine you just ate 40 hot dogs in 12 minutes and don’t win and now you just have that in you for the rest of the day for nothing
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I hope Shia LeBouf has a good day
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I think about this every day
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whats the worst lines in hip hop history
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@SlurvingThea Devastating if true
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Hell of a comeback by cigs, let’s bring back smoking in restaurants
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@Merk_Brown I’m not your buddy pal
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Going to have a limited run of these at fya
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Samsung: new galaxy is shatter proof & water resistant so you don't need a case iPhone: IMESSAGE NO GREEN TEXTS
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This was a joke if you would buy this please do not come to hc shows
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1 year
Going to have a limited run of these at fya
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7 years
Ok I need all vegan companies to put a pause on making more realistic fake meat and just give us vegan pizza rolls
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7 years
Someone let Instagram know there is not one single person's live video I care about
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8 years
Crazy this time last year I wanted to die now here we are a year later and I want to die wow where does the time go
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8 years
When a nonvegan tries to vegan check me
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@Merk_Brown This is actually an epic response
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This was anonymously sent to me
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Art kids next to me at Tasty trying to figure out what Mac demarco song was playing..... it was The Smiths
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My fav part of depression is just when you think you are doing fine and then one day you wake up feeling like an absolute failure in all aspects of life
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If you aren’t addicted to gambling or caffeine sorry you’re sober not Straight Edge
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I thought I was going to throw up laughing so hard at this
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What's the funniest unintentional thing you've seen in wrestling? I once saw a match turn into an unplanned shoot halfway through, ended when one guy couldn't handle it anymore, yelled "FUCK" in front of children and got banished from the promotion for swearing in front of kids
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@Real_Life_Real Dudes about to be glued to their toilet going through hell without a medal to show for it truly dark
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8 years
How can you not love philadelphia pa when it literally has free vegan meals on the streets
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2 years
I know this will burn out fast but “my brother in christ” gets a pop from me every time
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Pineapple goes on pizza Pineapple goes on pizza Pineapple goes on pizza Pineapple goes on pizza Pineapple goes on pizza Pineapple goes on pizza Pineapple goes on pizza Pineapple goes on pizza Pineapple goes on pizza Pineapple goes on pizza Pineapple goes on pizza Pineapple goes o
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Hillary Duff has no idea she started a whole day of discourse on Glassjaw for a sect of Twitter incapable of logging off
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Can Trump just let us know if we are all gonna die from his actions before I start paying my student loans back??
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I vote we let Obama stay in office until we find a candidate that looks better than him in an adidas track suit
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Crowbar makes music for dudes who wear shorts in the snow
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Ok vegans listen up take the next 2 years for us to all get buff as shit and then 2020 start of the next decade we just beat up non vegans Meat eaters your days are numbered
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8 years
Yo I got like no plans for the next 18-21 years does anyone wanna have a kid
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I don't understand how anyone can smell any type of seafood and be like wow this is what I want to eat
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7 years
If agoosedad didn't block you you aren't real hc
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8 years
I know everyone is watching the World Series but please don't forget I'm vegan
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2 years
Liking hardcore but not liking MySpace era deathcore is a huge red flag
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liking hardcore but not liking punk is a huge red flag
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Machine Gun Kelly top 5 most embarrassing humans alive
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Why is it impossible to go to chipotle and not get stuck behind some moron being like “it’s my first time what is rice”
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If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my longest yeah boy ever
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Just walked in on a couple doing blow in the Taco Bell bathroom need me a relationship like this sigh cuffing season :/
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It's cool that I can wear shorts in Feb but at what point is everyone gonna realize how terrifying climate change has gotten
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Listen xvx/vsxe is vegan straight edge there is no such thing as vegetarian straight edge you fence walking coward go suck string cheese
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My kid's 1st words: what the fuck is up mother fuckers you better set this fuckin shit off we're throwdown from Orange County California
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I look like I roll my own cigs and just got too cool for the front bottoms
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The fakest most wannabe hc poser TikTok kids are going to be absolutely devastated that corporate deathcore band Kublai Khan are in fact conservative losers, I apologize to all you who found hc at 27 this is gotta be a rough time
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8 years
Did everyone make sure to tell someone they are vegan today
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Lips of an angel - Hinder
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Straight up put babies in the overhead compartment on planes I'm not tryna hear that shit
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Do you know the normal diet of cows and chickens bro.....
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Dear vegans. Every animal you won't eat, wouldn't hesitate to eat you given the chance.
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Everyone go vegan in 2017 be nice to the planet
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Accidentally said “I don’t fuckin know man” while leading a job interview today so that’s probably gonna go well for me
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I forgot to get her cat food
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Talking to cops isn't vegan
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If only
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This picture just got their back to school jam ticket
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At my moms she told me she found a cd, I ask who, she says "Evan? Science?"
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Cuz the party don't start til I walk in
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We did it!!!!!!!
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Flirting:
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When do we get the depression vaccine
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Can't wait for my vegan children to throw tofu scramble at people's houses because they can't buy eggs
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My zodiac sign is vegan straight edge
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I have had Spaghetti for 2 years now she’s the greatest
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Alright last chance pussies when this breakdown hits I wanna see unjust arrests and brutality towards people of color... MOVE
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Are heelys vegan I need to shred
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It’s world vegan day so everyone pay a vegan for their service you can start with me I have paypal and cash app
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Alright cats outta the bag I’m not vegan anymore, got diagnosed with an eating disorder and was strongly recommended I stop. I’m at peace with the choice but I was a giant asshole vegan for years so, genuinely sorry for that and if you’d like to dunk in return here I am.
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Ok here it's me #bigguytwitter
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Happy Earth Day fuck every single vegan sellout
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Someone could say “normalize pooping without peeing” and as long as they have one single traditional tattoo hc Twitter will have a week long discourse about it
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Look if you're my friend and I'm listening to the cranberries and you interrupt me listening to the cranberries we are no longer friends
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In 2017 no more seltzer bullshit everyone drink Mountain Dew the way nature intended
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This Halloween I'm going as hxc in 2016 and being a sellout
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Very extremely sick of people admitting to sexual assault/abuse and people just blowing it off and staying their friend for convenience/personal gain
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My family is arguing about unions so here I am hiding in the bathroom happy thanksgiving my bros
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Billy Club opening with Suckerpunch when they played FYA was so god damn cool randomly thought about it had to share
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When will the FBI stop pretending to be working and finally start investigating the whereabouts of everyone's hug
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If you nutted this weekend I'm proud of you Sincerely, Someone who did not nut this weekend
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God gives his baddest bitches to his goofiest soldiers
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@hasanthehun Also conveniently leaving out that the shooter was a far right guy too not sure how you spin that on Dems
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Customer: how are you Me: not much
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Beatdown and metalcore are making come back so I better here some god damn gun shots before breakdowns in the immediate future
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If you aren’t vegan you are a republican
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2006 vs 2016
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I got a haircut and new shoes here is a pic of both
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Kolbi says to excuse her face from crying but SHE SAID YES
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Philly Hates Trump
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It's so nice out today http://t.co/w207MtF1eq
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It's crazy I went my whole life and still have not learned how to whistle or cope with any sort of emotional distress
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Guess who just got a new boy
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Liberate all animals http://t.co/poVKEEibEG
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When you see Hatebreed and they play nothing off satisfaction
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Straight edge is two god damn words it's 2017 pull your head out of your ass two words: straight fuckin edge
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Just got roasted at Starbucks for having dirty shoes by an 8 year old boy in a vineyard vines longsleeve
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There should be a Hooters for coffee
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Yeah guys you can be aware of suffering and continue suffering and support suffering financially but that doesn’t mean you like suffering smh vegans are sooooooooo annoying
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You can like animals, AND not want them to be treated poorly or live in bad conditions, AND still eat meat. Like, how is that a hard concept to understand? Eating meat doesn’t mean you don’t care about animal suffering or life.
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Pretty simple you don't care about the planet or animals if you eat meat not hard a concept to grasp
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I don’t care what the CDC says I stop wearing a mask when my wife says so
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The meanest thing someone could say about me just turned into an actual compliment lmao
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