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New podcast alert! Ben welcomes wrestler Kaia McKenna on this week's show! @KaiaMcK talks about being a wrestling nerd, training with Seth Rollins, being a woman in professional wrestling, and much more!

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THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP CODY FROM FINISHING HIS STORY!

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@Roby1kenobi1 @themayukhsutra @FatGirlQuotes @IAMDWRECK @StrattDaddyCXP @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends *Tomika

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Pat McAfee wears a neck brace to his sports radio show, which is completely unaffiliated with wrestling, a day after working a few spots in a match. Meanwhile your faves will take a nuclear bomb to the leg in a tourney match, and not sell it the next 3 matches that same day.

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@unicornucopia1 @Roby1kenobi1 @themayukhsutra @FatGirlQuotes @IAMDWRECK @StrattDaddyCXP @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends no way, Topanga was awesome and one of my first crushes, whereas if Tomika was naked in front of me giving me a come hither look, I'd probably mace her and run away as fast as I could.

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I’m dead fucking serious, “dressed up luchadors” is the absolute height of cool to me

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"and since I'm on a roll, let's talk about the tattoo..."

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"Look, I get paid to play the hits, ok?"

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Jeff Hardy vs. Bobby Fish will be the oldest combined wrestling match on record. Hardy is 44 years old. Fish is 2022 years old, having been born in the manger nextdoor to Jesus. Combined they will be 2066 years old, a record that can never be broken.

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Samantha Irvin gives so many fucks, it's so great to witness

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Howling

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at some point on Sunday, Jake Hager, who is 6 foot 13 inches tall and built like an actual statue, will take a bump for 874-year-old Sabu, who has no bones or working joints, and it will validate that professional wrestling is the best art form

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3 years

I/we shit on Meltzer a lot, but credit where due here: he wrote two very nice, insanely thorough obits (Brodie Lee & Danny Hodge) during the same week he had to bury his Mom. I know I couldn’t do that.

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John Tenta was 11 when he took this picture

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7 years

So I went to an indie and AJ Styles showed up

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Dying

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2 years

Re: yesterday - Jon Moxley didn't *have* to do any of that. Just absolute bloody wars with Biff and AJ. The man is on national TV teaming with Bryan Danielson and coached by goddamn William Regal, and he's out here dying for our sins at indie shows. Much respect.

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4 years

AEW only locked up Sting because they were afraid the WCW 2021 dude was gonna sign him to a ten-year deal

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3 years

I’d like to report a crime

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3 years

I found the Grail

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Jeff Jarrett has had paychecks signed by his father, Ted Turner, Andrew McManus, Dixie Carter, Victor Quinones, Antonio Pena, and Larry the Cable Guy. He is currently being paid by Vince McMahon, in his 3rd run there, after once holding him up for 150k. Utterly unmatched.

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2 months

Look, Andre was amazing. But I wouldn't want him narrating my audiobook

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6 years

So Bob Backlund puts me in a shoot headlock for my photo op. Perfect. Died laughing. I thank him, finish the picture, turn around, walk five feet, and he JUMPS ON MY BACK and says “don’t turn your back on me son!” AMAZINGGGGGG

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when you don't have to share your inheritance

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Life sized

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2 years

I don't even care about the name, why the fuck is the top of the hat like that

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this guy was being seriously talked about as a Presidential candidate a few years ago, now he's saying the f word in heel tweets against a guy with a giant neck tattoo

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Hear the rumble Hear the rumble Run for dem life, when we step into the jungle You fucked around and found out quick, didn’t you boy? You, your little friends and all your crybabies have no idea what’s coming. The world’s on notice. ~ People’s Champ + Tribal Chief

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Three years ago today, I got a literal death threat from someone in the wrestling community (since excommunicated) after posting this picture in reaction to the well...hilarious death of Ashli Babbit. I'd fuckin' do it again.

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3 months

@DoxxxyStocksy @IANdrewDiceClay I learned tonight that something called the "final testament" is on the show as well, so parts of Mania may sound like a library

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4 years

Here's the perfect Royal Rumble: 28 men enter. Not a single one is eliminated. At No. 29, German techno music blares. Alex Wright enters. He dances uninterrupted for 5 full minutes. At No. 30, Monty Brown appears out of nowhere, and POUNCES all 29 out. You're welcome WWE.

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6 years

An absolutely disgusted Joe Buck being forced to read promos for WWE shows may be the most beautiful thing I'll ever hear

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BREAKING: WWE’s SmackDown Live is coming to Fox, after network agreed in principle to a “massive deal.”

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When your son won't shut the fuck ip about Omega/Ospreay

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Jericho's music says "Judas" but his brain is playing Johnny Cash singing "Hurt" after today's inauguration

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AHHAHA HOLYYY SHIT

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3 years

HOT DOG RONALD~!

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3 years

Chris Benoit did some bad stuff 14 (!) years ago today. I was in the middle of writing my undergrad thesis on the damages of pro wrestling, and a 50-page paper suddenly became 273. Seriously.

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6 years

Trying to formulate a theory that Hulk Hogan was actually a heel through his entire WWF tenure. A thread:

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1 year

Oh man

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2 years

Kinda miss when wrestling crowds consisted of thousands of grown adults bringing giant posterboards of Cartman farting out the nWo logo

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3 years

I can't believe I'm the first one to do this: $600 stimulus $2,000 stimulus

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What's the biggest "this is horseshit" moment in wrestling to you guys? Hogan's act usurping the belt at WM9 has to be tops for me.

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6 months

If I'm an announcer, I somehow catch laryngitis for this kid's games lol

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"Cody, we're having a fucking barbecue, dress appropriately please"

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Best story of the weekend so far. Eating at food market with @PTBNWrestling crew. Haku is at the table next to us. JT goes "do you think if I gave Haku the other half of this sandwich then he'd take a pic with me?" I said "dare you." And it WORKED! Sandwich pictured lollll

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@LocalSoundwave I was addicted to that shit

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Attitude Era fans: "look at our wrestling signs, they're so inappropriate and vulgar" 80s fans: "hold my absolutely offensive beer"

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5 years

What a fucking joke.

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1 year

If he makes the majors then he becomes Seth Rollins

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6 years

Mexican wrestler in the ring. 2-count. Idiot in the crowd yells “hurr durr maybe you shouldve counted Uno Dos!” Wrestler yells back “I understand English buddy, shut up”

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3 years

If your lawyer looks like this, you're going to prison

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lol yes

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3 years

NXT 2.0 has everything, Rick Steiner's kid, tall people, an Italian guy from Chicago who voluntarily went to Buffalo, tall people, funny weddings, tall people, squash matches, and tall people.

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James Ellsworth spent a year on the main roster, got released, and was thought highly enough of to be re-signed to the main roster again. Sami Callahan jobbed a bunch on NXT, was fired, and will almost certainly never sniff anything WWE-affiliated again. God is real.

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update: holy shit this actually worked

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just shot my shot at a woman from the dating app, "girl i'm making burgers and watching Summerslam, you wanna join me?" Because here's the thing, if she says yes, keeper

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"With my degree from ITT Tech, I got the job I wanted, right out of school!"

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If a promoter tried to take my phone before a show, I'd kindly inform them that I have a child that I need to stay updated on, as well as the fact that as a Type 1 diabetic, my blood sugar app is on my phone. Then I'd spend the show tweeting about how much their show sucks.

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3 years

@iheartmindy @AmericanAir last time there were this many terrorists on a plane, Toby Keith wrote a song about it

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Hahaha Jesus Christ

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6 years

@MuellersKnife @unicornucopia1 @StrattDaddyCXP @Roby1kenobi1 @themayukhsutra @FatGirlQuotes @IAMDWRECK @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Guys, we know it's Tomeigh, because her parents were probably basic and white too

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I GOT THE JOB~!!!!!

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3 years

"Here we go again folks" ended me

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3 years

I've seen @Alan_V_Angels for years and have been insanely proud of him as a wrestler and his development, but seeing him tonight, being there next to Brodie Jr. and there for him, that's just, man, I'm proud of him as a person.

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I met a woman. We started talking yesterday. And on our first date we went to a wrestling show, because, well, I'm me and she wanted to go. A MASSIVE risk. It went amazingly well. We have both deleted our dating profiles and are gonna see where this goes. Over the moon.

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if Slim Jim pulling out of their deal was the final nail in Vince's coffin, the one final thing that the company couldn't bear after 40 years of psychopathic behavior, well, then, I will risk acid reflux and spend the 1.99 on Slim Jims at any future opportunity.

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TNA: "Hey, could you stop calling us TNA? We've been only Impact for over year now." Us: "No, fuck you, you're TNA." TNA: *Puts belt on Pentagon* Us: "We'll...consider it." TNA: *takes belt off Pentagon after 2 days and puts it back on Aries* UsL: "Yeah, fuck you, you're TNA"

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there is no better look, I repeat, NO better look, than a luchador in a mask with a suit on

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4 months

Incredible typo

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2 years

ok, fun game, let's name wrestlers who are/were better at wrestling than the current NWA Heavyweight Champion. I'll start: Roadblock from WCW.

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7 months

I love how Mike and Maria's gimmick was "we're a married couple who actually loves each other" and everyone was like "fuckin' weirdos"

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You know who's going to be the big winner of this UFC/WWE merger? That's right...

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3 years

John Cena is worth eleventy billion dollars now, but he's gotta put on jorts and a comically loud 20 dollar scratchy Gildan t-shirt (with matching hat!) just to feel alive.

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Wrestling shows over 2 hours, 30 minutes.

my book is better than my tweets

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name one thing we should NOT bring back post-pandemic.

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@JeremiahC225 @BWWings They don’t have to explain, that’s why it’s called a “secret”

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I'm just picturing Punk grabbing Jack Perry's hair and throwing wild punches while Cult of Personality is hitting the chorus and Tony is begging him to hit the curtain

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I can't get over @NotDrDeath 's shirt

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“You’re really missing out by not watching BTE”

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ahahaha you have fucking Okada and you put him with the fucking geek squad, light that money on fire Tony

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"I won."

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I think it's horseshit that people are fat shaming Sheamus. If anyone has earned his late-stage Don Muraco Era or even a full Adrian Adonis, it's Sheamus. In fact he could eat a meatball sub, or whatever the Irish equivalent is, during a match and no one should question it.

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"it was a spot fest" - guy who did a table spot in every fucking match he was in

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Bully Ray comments on BO: - Called bucks match last night a spot fest and not a wrestling match. - thinks egos will eventually come out in AEW. He’s heard rumblings already of issues but nobody is talking about it cause IWC and dirt sheets are on AEW bandwagon. He gets it.

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Minority Suzuki touring the American countryside fighting all of your faves is gonna be the hit of the fall season, better than whatever pumpkin-flavored garbage you claim to love

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Nasty Leroy threw 80s pornos. God bless. #GCWBackyard

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3 years

When you wanna roll strikes AND respect the flag

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@PFTCommenter historical unpopular opinion: Brett Farvve was just a kid out there, drawin plays in the sand

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One note: if you get a chance, take a kid to a wrestling show. You see it completely differently. The innocence, the spark, the reason you fell in love with wrestling - you see it all in that child’s eyes again. It’s awesome to see. The snark you’ve long developed is gone.

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@StrattDaddyCXP @unicornucopia1 @Roby1kenobi1 @themayukhsutra @FatGirlQuotes @IAMDWRECK @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends I heard she got either engaged or married recently to someone who was NOT Cory Matthews, and I'm not gonna lie, it hurt my heart. If those two kids couldn't make it, what's the hope for any of us?

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There's a little kid next to me. He literally said "I'm grateful for everything in my life and today is the best day I've ever had" like the kid is maybe 6 and saying this, I melted

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He's trying to remember his multiplication tables

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4 years

Remember that if Sid was the NXT agent instead of Shawn Michaels, we'd have kickass three-minute squash matches instead of half hour community theater presentations.

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Wow, can you imagine the royalties the wrestlers are going to get from this billion-dollar WWE network deal...hahahahahaha just kidding

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