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Joined September 2017
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10 months
the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb
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1 year
@melvsolar she def find her a corner of shade under a tree and be gone
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6 months
exactly.
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6 months
all the girlies got the first part of their “everybody wanted to know what i would do if i didnt win, i guess we’ll never know” tikkytoks presaved, let’s see who actually gets to post them
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1 year
@WrittenByHanna i think 2020. huge difference between 13 and 16 for boys lmao that testosterone dont play any games
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2 years
@jd_occasionally me rapping in the car with my mom
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3 years
@VictoriaMonet purr just like her mama
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3 years
@HalleBailey AND ALL THE TIME, GOD IS GOOD
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1 year
@glowyruby @WrittenByHanna she knows her demographic
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2 years
@SUPERNOV444 christian & homeschooled was all i needed to know lmfao
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2 years
@kaseyonnuh but then theyd actually have to put thought into test
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3 years
pause.
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1 year
@honeyscube @jadethetrapper literally. imagine hitting a bump and hearing Candy for the first time???
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6 months
all the girlies got the first part of their “everybody wanted to know what i would do if i didnt win, i guess we’ll never know” tikkytoks presaved, let’s see who actually gets to post them
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1 year
part of your world can WHAT⁉️
need halle to sing for the first time at the oscars actually part of your world can take a break
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5 years
@annoying_king @GODISMlKEY almost?? chile sometimes i feel like theres some old white woman living in my mom
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1 year
@ThatgirlCale @problemsthots slowly coming back = headlining the biggest festival ??
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11 months
she do not play. even the nickname jackie is too playful, that is Jacquelyn
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The Las Vegas Aces done turnt that WHOLE USHER CONCERT TF OUT! They let them on stage knowing they was gonna go crazy👏🏽👏🏽y’all say thank you Usher! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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3 years
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1 year
cathy tomorrow morning calculating the fines
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1 year
she needs to incorporate this defensive ability into her game
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that one oomf who don’t play about sue and dee
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what’s her problem
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1 year
@shaTIRED thats the thing. when they say “americans” they mean black americans so they think we’re doing the same
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7 months
@NotTramBraxton virgos be wanting everyone around them to adhere to their rules i wouldnt doubt it
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4 years
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2 years
@colderthan__ice @nicoagomez bc she was an 8 and not a 2 like those other girls😭😭 it’s crazy how being that tiny was the “normal” so the actually normal sized girls were “fat”
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4 years
@Latinaproducer @MScottPoet1911 @TheLaurenChen THATS LITERALLY WHAT SHES SAYING TOO LMFAOOO
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2 years
notice how its all a man’s fault & no one is mentioning him…
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Be honest, was Effie White being unprofessional during this scene or was her beef with Deena justified?
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2 years
raven johnson will be top 3 in assists by the time she graduates write it down! bc 106 this season while not starting & on restricted minutes is crazy
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3 years
@yebbasmith TURNING MY TEARS INTO DIAMONDS THAT FALL THROUGH YOUR SKKYYY!!
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3 years
@drekingstonn @yonceunited they call good performances “doing too much” now🙄
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3 years
ppl in the quotes saying “it’s not that type of song” werent here last year to see them flip the vibe of almost every song on UGH last year. it’s what they do, yall just not used to versatility🤷🏽‍♀️
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10 months
@arieella_ christmas better be gooooooooddddd lmao
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2 years
henny & halle bailey love child
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5 years
@shialacunt right... like fathers having fuckin “purity rings” ONLY with their daughters is so creepy and controlling like
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1 year
@thelastoneisnot @NoyahKing @laugh_track_nat @NotTramBraxton this is legit what happened like why am i getting jumped omg😭😭
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7 months
@theGovaMint i was gonna call u ungrateful but i thought abt it and i like it placed on there real particularly. i’d be pissed he wasted one
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1 year
homeschooled christians from atl to be specific.
@SosoTheWanderer
watashi wa 🌟 🎃
1 year
Understand that Chloe and Halle are from Atlanta and know peace lol.
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1 year
@gIowiny esp since statistically, he’ll be married again not long after she passes anyway
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3 years
IN GRANNYS ROOM??? #GoodGirls
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4 years
@nisaxcole @WrittenByHanna imagine a man said “u need me and cant live wo me. wo me ur nothing. u need to endure these ‘trials’ so we can grow closer too. and if u choose not to be w me you’ll face eternal consequences” HUH???? domestic abuse hotline plz
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6 years
@Onika_Beyhivee @RiahThaRARE @mayaamoody uhhh... youre the example and more importantly, the Adult. yelling and cursing at your kid only shows them that /they/ are in control of the situation and your emotions, not you. but go off ig
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3 years
@kingbealestreet when beyonce wished her a hbd and posted that baby pic it clicked like… thats little future’s entire face
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8 months
ppl in the quotes tryna play w ciara’s genes he’s literally her twin
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Forever.
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8 months
@TheBaddestMitch our house rule is u just have to say “uno” before the person with uno. not “no uno”. but yeah they draw 2
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5 months
@Brieyonce bc let me see my child’s face on my fyp from their teacher’s account…🥴
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1 year
@CxtieCamilleTV like why are they even playing like that😭
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4 years
@okmalick @bigshitxtalker kamala: sheriff of the slave patrol
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5 months
did it
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1 year
@Cr1baby1 @m0sstrx wdym by that…
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2 years
@sophielussiez @ysfordying notice how op never said they werent
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11 months
@jiggyjayy2 i catch myself repeating stuff my mom used to say all the time. i HATE that she was right😭😭😭
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9 months
the man is cool, smart, and goes for the correct team. LETS GO WINGGSSSSS
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2 years
@eren11233208 @WrittenByHanna the spirit did NAWT tell her ass to do that ‼️
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3 years
@KimberlyNFoster having ✍🏾a ✍🏾fondness ✍🏾and ✍🏾or ✍🏾appreciation ✍🏾 for ✍🏾your ✍🏾elders✍🏾 is✍🏾gay✍🏾
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8 months
@TheBaddestMitch i hope they havent announced bc theyre ramping up for halle’s big reveal🤭
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1 year
@Brieyonce just for the midriff!! let alone the back!!!
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2 years
her mindy kaling moment
Also can we discuss how Shawna is a 100% Issa's self insert 😭😭😭
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3 years
ive known ppl like this. this the type of person to come at you and then turn everyone wo discernment against you. shits scary
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An influencer really told me to take d*ath threats as a lesson. That’s some violent shit.
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2 years
@Yosnier_ u like men so i’ll allow it. libra men are hell.
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3 years
@crissles fr the ampersand is one less click
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1 year
@cat_dad_69 @ungodlywests i like the way you think
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3 years
HAS AVA MET HER MATCH??? #AbbottElementary
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3 years
@imnotbri_ this is demetria
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2 years
but women are emotional…
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3 years
@beefytopdog but they call us-
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2 years
@_traxcy @WHOAmamaa ignorance is funny sometimes
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1 year
YES!!! my mom put me in straightbacks with beads on the ends every summer so i could swim as often as i wanted to & now im a survival swim instructor 🥹
@thecindynoir
Cindy Noir✨
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Black Parents, in honor of The Little Mermaid coming out, let your babies get swimming lessons, get in the pool, and get their hair wet. Research good protective hairstyles and how to care for their hair after the pool, but let them swim and emulate their new Disney Princess❤️
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1 year
gorgeous people are never right in the head.
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being this beautiful—not even a lil weird-looking—is bad for your brain and she epitomizes that
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8 months
@dimealexiss @Gotti2Hottiee all gas no brakes whatsoever. i want the energy of a toddler boy lmao i’d accomplish so much
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3 years
@Kozy_Koz @SportsCenter on a team full of all americans? against an UNRANKED team?
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1 year
@AshleyShyMiller exactly my thought. she probably said sumn like “im gonna do a cartwheel when we get home🙂”
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2 years
bring it was their last good show
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I say this all the time but ima say it again, the fall off of Lifetime needs to be studied, like even down to the TV shows, like they used to have such a good lineup, "Army Wives" "Strong Medicine" Dance Moms" "Project Runway" even "Drop Dead Diva" was cool
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4 years
@JijGigiJiwapo @DontWorryBoutB yooooo you might be onto something
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3 years
now i KNOW @crissles isnt talking like this about teyana’s caption about being effortlessly beautiful when she be looking as fine as she does
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3 years
i wish i could watch good girls for the first time again
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2 years
i remember when everybody (myself included) needed some shit w some hop in it🤷🏽‍♀️
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3 years
@_benjvmins_ ive never heard so many white people use the habitual be before in my LIFE
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3 years
@stanrelated that is such a little sister thing to do😭
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@Rude_Astrology i just wanna spice the convo up, man
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2 years
my dad told me if a man will slap you he will kill you
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If a man slaps you once, he will slap you again
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3 years
and THIS is why she shoulda left his ass in there to rot #GoodGirls #RenewGoodGirls
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4 years
@TheeGayGoku @TheeRicardo_ that coupled with the bass all the way up would send him on to glory
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2 years
think of the messiest person you know… it’s a man, aint it
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10 months
wondering if all the pandemic babies are so different bc their parents had nowhere to go & were giving their children adequate attention
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@CA22AVA ate this up. literally learned in college that white babies are known WORLD WIDE for being colicky. and it’s simply because they don’t have enough body-body contact. babies of color be strapped to the body and going about life, happy and healthy.
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8 months
@karmel_xo @HelloKennedi saw someone say it started w the savage and say so remixes
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9 months
@TheBaddestMitch i cried so bad man it was so unnecessary. i had to keep reminding myself its canon
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6 months
t-minus one month (exactly) till im a college graduate🤭
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1 year
@sohosultry pesos outta mexicooo
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2 years
u not wanting to be introspective abt your motivations for bringing a whole life into this world is weirder.
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Y'all stay on here saying "what are the benefits of kids?" "How are kids blessings?" "What do kids do for you?" Is that not weird?
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2 years
@eelleeis4lauren they met when she was 16 and moved into his house a week after she turned 18. that’s not weird to you?
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5 years
@javeigh time doesnt exist
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1 year
the luther impression takes me out every time
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1 year
What’s that one Ari Lennox video?
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2 years
@sicksadke i randomly reread all three during 2020 quarantine and it hit harder as an adult lmao
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2 years
me when they start monetizing engagement:
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Stop normalising acne, go to a dermatologist and treat it.
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@LoucasTCurry @Call_her_Misfit @ArmandKilljoy @MelaninMotiv8er dont let the people you had no choice but to be around define the whole world for you. that is just 7 women on this earth, 6 of whom learned that attitude from one. experience different lifestyles before drawing conclusions like that
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