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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey

@toonarmy2112

1 year

If Harry brings down Piers Morgan I’ll get his face tattooed on my balls in tribute! #PrinceHarry For clarity, Harry’s face!

Expose News

@weexposenews

1 year

'Piers Morgan, who was the editor of the Daily Mirror, who uses his platform often to lambast Prince Harry and Meghan Markle about their press reform activities. He won't turn up in court to defend himself.'

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@toonarmy2112

7 months

Newcastle is, and will always be different. We’re a 1 club city. We’re not English, we’re not Scottish. We’re just fucking “us”. The media don’t understand and never will. Fuck ‘em. Working class hero’s. #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@doddsy1975 Stadium bans fro SJP and Wembley for life. Harsh on the bairns but punishment fits the crime.

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@toonarmy2112

5 months

@manxpie86 I used to live in Texas and can confirm they’re a special breed. Lovely people but not the brightest. They probably have a department to count the moon.

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@toonarmy2112

8 months

Newcastle CL income for 2023/24 = £28.4m Sunderland entire club estimated net worth = £30m Newcastle estimated net worth = £1bn 1 Newcastle = 33.33 Sunderlands’ #NUFC #SAFC

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@toonarmy2112

7 months

Bruno winner in the 98th minute, our one and only shot on target. Then doesn’t get booked for celebrating with the fans. Farteta has an emotional breakdown in his post match interview and cries for his Ma. Mad Dog pulls his Mrs in players bar. If Carlsberg did #ARSNEW . #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@DirtyFootbaIIer Christ on a bike. That could’ve involved an ambulance. Love it.

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@toonarmy2112

10 months

@shaungalley2 Plenty of choice around the rest of the almost always empty stadium!

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@toonarmy2112

9 months

@RokerReport @SunderlandAFC We could punch a thousand horses and never live up to this. The Geordies are grateful for your hospitality on and off the pitch. Many thanks marras!

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@Swannyg66 I don’t blame the wicket keeper for throwing the ball but I do blame the captain for showing zero class. Having watched all 5 days I felt cheated. So many positives for England. Stokes can still win this 3-2!

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@NUFC I’m still getting used to having owners who communicate with the fans. They’ve been great for the club and the city. Onwards and upwards!

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@Savage_Dan_ One of the best ever this lad. Still a budget Bruno #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@AdamP1242 People of Manchester: lock up your daughters, and probably pets. Can’t be too sure!

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@haveigotnews A quick guide to the ‘Geordie Thermometer’…

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@draper_rob I sooner suck the farts from a dead dog than click on a Daily Mail article

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@SussexvC You’re welcome. Piers Morgan’s face would be a bridge too far!

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@GoonerDaws I started drinking yesterday for the England match. Feeling waxa

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

Comedy gold.

The Exploding Heads

@Exploding_Heads

2 years

🎙️"They celebrated as if they'd won something. It was disgusting. The game's gone." British pundits when a foreign team shows basic human emotion.

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@toonarmy2112

9 months

@AdamH_27 I must be in the 1%. We should welcome anyone who wants to follow us. As we grow, it’ll happen more and more.

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@leazesender_ He loves apples too!

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@toonarmy2112

8 months

So happy to have a successful business person and decent human batting for us! Fat Mike wouldn’t have even bothered going. #NUFC

NUFC Gallowgate

@NUFCgallowgate

8 months

PL proposed measures to replace PSR discussed today: ⚪️ £25m working capital maintained for short-term demand ⚪️ Liquidity test for long term debt ⚪️ Requirement to demonstrate ability to deal with financial setbacks i.e. sponsorship loss or performance income #NUFC [ @thetimes ]

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@joecoopersafc Or balls deep in a seagull perhaps?

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@ChezSoryuChris My tweets are writing cheques my balls are going to have to cash!

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@toonarmy2112

10 months

@joelintoast No, more than welcome if you make some noise! The problem is people who just come and take pictures. Also a we don’t have enough seats to keep local fans and visiting fans happy! You won’t find a more welcoming city in England than the Toon!

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@toonarmy2112

10 months

@Razorbrick Paris is a cakewalk if you’ve ever braved a pint in Byker!

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@toonarmy2112

8 months

@thervd I love the way Root has adapted to his new role. He’s a top lad and I think he’s still got some special innings left in him also.

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@toonarmy2112

8 months

Miggy’s left peg = £60m Miggy’s right peg = -£20m Miggy’s Smile = £10m Net Transfer Value = £50m Seems a fair enough offer in my eyes… #NUFC #TransferNews

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@ToonPolls Let me know when you’re holding the candlelit vigil. Let’s remember the good times…

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@toonarmy2112

8 months

@craig_langley I’ve watched us every match for 25 years and Miggy is the hardest-working lad I’ve ever seen. I’ve muted anyone who says negative bollocks on here, it’s taken some time…

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@_lewisnufc_ Gan radge and take cowies!

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@toonarmy2112

9 months

@SAFCFANSVIEW If all else fails, at least you have maturity and decency to fall back on…

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@iPaperSport @samcunningham @MsiDouglas It’s an even bigger percentage if you include all the ‘free’ advertising Ashley ‘negotiated’ Sports Direct. Can’t recall much press scrutiny with that deal which was obviously not fair value, neither was Fun88 btw.

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@Saccaguru Imagine Farages cum face. Disturbing scenes.

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@toonarmy2112

11 months

@LatteFirm VAR is killing the game for the fans. Today was a hard-fought game against 2 sides that will rinse the rest in the league quite easily with that intensity. Arsenal are the best team I’ve seen at St. James for years. We’ll play a cup final soon. We’ll lose, we don’t win finals.

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@FootballRamble It’s Led Tasso! I’m belly laughing here.

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@toonarmy2112

8 months

If our new owners have proved anything, it’s that they’re not shy about hoying £ about. Our commercial income will be much more next year thanks to CL income, Adidas etc. I’m fully confident they’re planning properly and will spend when we can under the current rules. #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@toonarmy_com Waxa. Predict big things for this lad. Very big things

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@toonarmy2112

8 months

@SupportersNufc Waxa. Not all great people inside the club are usually recognised.

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@127J_H He’ll be going full-scale shit or bust I reckon and I’m looking forward to the entertainment!

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@toonarmy2112

7 months

@Throptoon Have fun watching the Euro’s. Each to their own. I thoroughly disagree. Newcastle is different.

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@toonarmy2112

7 months

@Sandance1888 Personally, I’d rather be Scottish than ruled by this lot. Each to their own x

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@StoolFootball

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@SkySports_Keith @Schak_ Last time I shut a laptop that quick porn was involved.

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@bbctms @jimmy9 Jimmy at OT usually works out well. He’s got a point to prove and I have faith he will!

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@IpswichTownFans Great work! We all love Sir Bobby. I wish we had him for as long as you guys did!

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@toonarmy2112

7 months

Wor Eddie, just the 3 promotions then taking us from the relegation zone to the CL and a Cup Final, yet… SOME of the Toon Twitterati know better than a lad with this record who sees the players every day. Give me a fucking break man. I’ve met more mature children. #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

Going to piss myself when #EFC are forced to offer #NUFC £30m+ for Ryan Fraser before midnight.

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@elljanderson @NUFC Big future ahead pal. From what I’ve seen you’re canny good and Eddie will look after you. Geordies!

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@toonarmy2112

7 months

@Itzstuie1 They’re like spoilt children whose parents are suddenly unemployed. Invariably none are actually from Manchester. The only sensible ones support Citeh.

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@toonarmy2112

9 months

Dan Ashworth seemed to do pretty well at Brighton in terms of recruitment under FFP. He’s got bigger numbers to play with at #NUFC . I don’t think we need to sign many this window if we can get the injury list down. This squad was the best we’ve seen in decades last season!

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@NUFC That first touch is quite arousing. The pass is another belter from Wor Fab. Champions League ahoy!

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@NCSL1892 If this season is what ‘sportswashing’ is then I’m a fan. If it s a well organised and hardworking group of lads then I’m still a fan. You can sportswash the shit out of me after 14 years of Fat Mike!

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@toonarmy2112

9 months

@SPEZIAL73 It’s all relative… After visiting Milan, Paris and Dortmund this year, who can blame us for fearing a club the size of Sunderland. Luckily, we held our nerve…

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@toonarmy2112

5 months

Quit my job yesterday and signed for a new company. I’m on gardening leave for the rest of the month on full pay. I feel like Dan Ashworth with a few less 000’s involved. #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

9 months

@NCSL1892 Ding Dong Pennywell on high

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@StoolFootball I went to a FC Dallas game and one of thief ‘ultras’ was a middle aged dude in full goalkeeper kit, including gloves as he casually enjoyed his beer behind the goal in the front row.

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@ChiOnwurah Good work there! A decent politician is all too rare these days!

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@toonarmy2112

9 months

@Nusc2023 @Sela We’d have got a sports direct mug, an overcrowded metro and about 2,000 tickets under Fat Mike. @ghodoussi and the gang deserve our thanks!

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@toonarmy2112

8 months

@SimonBrodkin I went through the EU queue on a recent visit to Greece. Apologised and stated I didn’t vote for Brexit as I’m not a fool. The Greek chap laughed and let me through.

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@toonarmy2112

7 months

On the contrary, it’s extremely fucking possible. #NUFC

The Extreme Football Enthusiast

@ExtremeFootbal4

7 months

It’s impossible not to love Steve Bruce.

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@JulioGeordio80 @AnfieldWatch Scousers can’t write. Fake News!

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@GrumpySkeletor Agreed. It’s all about Thunder Cats. Loser.

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@toonarmy2112

9 months

@AvaSantina An educated electorate doesn’t much suit the current government and their agenda. That interest rate is outrageous.

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@bbcnewcastle Pastie-smashing waxa.

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@toonarmy2112

5 months

No pressure Isak but your my Triple Captain today… #NUFC #FPL

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@elizarosewatson There is a camel looking at his feet somewhere…

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@toonarmy_com @vancole9 Still hurts. Love Keegan but this was not his finest hour!

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@toonarmy2112

7 months

@elgalgojonas @NUFC You’re welcome to sleep on my sofa if you need somewhere to crash bonnie lad. We can have Greggs for tea and I’ll get a few bottles of Newcastle Broon in? I’ve also got all the Spider-Man movies on DVD.

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@toonarmy2112

10 months

Tell you what, this lad amazes me more every time a see him play. @No1shaygiven ’s analysis on MOTD was brilliant. #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@brunoog97 @NUFC That was a masterclass today mate. Best midfield performance I’ve ever seen at SJP. Geordie Power!

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@FootyAccums The best part of Birmingham, I’ve always found, is leaving.

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@livingstonvii I’m a man of my word, and balls. I hope the karma generated ends with Piers in jail!

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@toonarmy2112

5 months

Further to Big Franks’ breaking story Moyes has been spotted house hunting in Toxteth. This story is developing fast #LFC

Francis

@FrancisChipp

5 months

Can’t say too much but just keep an eye on David Moyes to Liverpool 👀 #WHUFC 🔜 #LFC

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@toonarmy2112

6 months

Spot the twat… Clue, it’s not Eddie… Hands down the best manager we’ve has since Sir Bobby. Decent, genuine fella who performed miracles last year. That is his only crime. Who could we realistically replace him with that’s available and better?! #NUFC

Roy Kaviani

@roy_kaviani

6 months

That’s a man out of his depth! I fear he has took this team as high as he could. His stubbornness, favouritism to few players, and the tactical rigidness is for all to see now! Not to mention his useless medical team. Only has himself to blame. #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@AdamP1242 @paarsons @LorisKarius You must be careful as I’ve heard on the grapevine you already have 9 or 10 mate.

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@toonarmy2112

7 months

@NUFC_Index But Maxi did loads of tricks!

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@SixsmithTV @brunoog97 Mateo’s a Geordie!

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@toonarmy2112

7 months

@NUFCgallowgate @business He was busy…

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

The truth is ASM isn’t an Eddie Howe type of player. Miggy is, I suspect Barnes is. ASM was a shining light when we were turbo shite but it’s obvious he doesn’t quite fit in Eddie’s team. Good luck to the lad. If he can source Gucci in Newcastle then he can anywhere! #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

5 months

I’m setting up the Dan Burn Appreciation Society. Like-minded individuals are welcome. He’s been a colossus of late. #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@SkySports_Keith I felt the same though had a throbbing headache too!

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@toonarmy2112

8 months

@andyfitz83 We’re too busy “sobbing on the Tyne”. That was a low blow that I’m still in pain from. I realise not all Villa fans are of the same ilk. Mr. @villawatch1 hasn’t helped inter-club much relations since.

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@GNev2 Very good! I love a polite, intellectual person talking a lot of sense. Trump and to a lesser extent, but worryingly enough, Boris have echoed Nazis in recent memory.

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

Taxi for Tottenham #TOTBRE

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@toonarmy2112

8 months

An all-encompassing and thorough list of all the scousers I actually like: 1. Anthony Gordon 2. Terry McDermott 3. John 4. Paul 6. George 7. Ringo Don’t think I’ve missed any out. #NUFC #LFC #EFC

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@toonarmy2112

10 months

If Fat Mike was still our owner, Lewis Miley would already be in a helicopter on the way to Liverpool or Manchester. Hope we can enjoy this lad for years to come! #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

Isak has been better than a fresh steak bake from Greggs. Epic! #nufc

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@toonarmy2112

9 months

@cyp_toon I’m a Toon fan and that was a decent hit. Unfortunately for him, goals win matches and we fucked them

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@toonarmy2112

5 months

@SupportersNufc He’s top notch. Like a tactically astute Keegan with a sprinkle of Wor Bobby. I can’t think of anyone (bar Pep) I’d rather have in charge.

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@Andrew_1892_ @worflags Twitter is a very odd place at times. Is the artist like, erm, OK?

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@toonarmy2112

9 months

@WestHamPlace One of the rare fans of another club I don’t dislike! You represent the Boleyn name well pal!

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@toonarmy2112

11 months

@VillaWatch1 Cunt

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@toonarmy2112

1 year

@SkyNews Think the damage is kind of done?! It’s like promising not to shit yourself when you’ve just shat yourself.

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@StoolFootball He couldn’t save us but wasn’t his fault. Took us back up to the prem despite his illustrious history. Most with his credentials would have ran a mile. Loved on Tyneside. Top, top manager and man. #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

7 months

#howeout . What the fuck am I supposed to complain about now?! I’m furious. #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@trippier2 You’re pastie-smashing waxa Tripps. #NUFC

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

@wyilegeordie To any younger fans who haven’t seen this. It’s a great watch of a great man.

Sir Bobby Robson Documentary (Just Call Me Bobby)

Sir Bobby Robson (Just Call Me Bobby)Manager1968– Fulham1969–1982 Ipswich Town1982–1990 England1990–1992 PSV Eindhoven1992–1994 Sporting CP1994–1996 Porto199...

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@toonarmy2112

2 years

Why kick a keeper?! Absolutely shocking. Real men punch horses. #NUFC #THFC

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