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Simon Brodkin

@SimonBrodkin

2 months

Your last chance to see my tour! My family’s last chance to enjoy me being out the house.

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

Who’s going to North Korea for #WorldCup 2026? 🇰🇵🙌⚽️

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Simon Brodkin

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“Today I feel like letting a bellend hold the World Cup if he gives me a free steak.”

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Simon Brodkin

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BREAKING: Rain expected in Qatar today, FIFA cancelling all #WorldCup matches in case there’s a rainbow.

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Simon Brodkin

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⚽️💰⚽️💰⚽️ #SuperLeagueOut

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Simon Brodkin

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Best Christmas ad ever

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Simon Brodkin

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Keeping things normal for the kids (again)

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Simon Brodkin

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1 year

Am I the only one who feels Captain Tom’s family have done nothing wrong? I’m happy that my donation has helped build a spa and pool complex for his lovely daughter and her husband Colin, who must both still be exhausted from watching Tom walk round the garden 100 times.

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

My response to Wiley's twitter posts (I'm Jewish btw) @Sethrogen @Baddiel @BillyCrystal @Lord_Sugar @RachelRileyRR

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Simon Brodkin

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1 year

Who knew Audi drivers were this sensitive 😂

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1 year

🎤 Personalised number plates

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

@perlmutations Thought you'd appreciate the time I met Trump #bunkerboy

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

As featured in the new @Netflixuk documentary. I’m counting it as my first stand-up special 😂

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Simon Brodkin

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3 years

I got 30 brilliant comedians together and recorded a song to raise money for the NHS. 🌈 Please download & donate at: 🙏🏼 @NHSCharities #CantWait #StandUpNHS

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Simon Brodkin

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🎤 Personalised number plates

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Simon Brodkin

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Keeping it normal for the kids

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Simon Brodkin

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11 months

People have always found a reason to hate and kill Jews. Whatever time, whatever place, people have always justified blaming something on us, and killing us. I think the right-wing government in Israel is a disgrace. I think the way Palestinians are treated, and have been

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Simon Brodkin

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A message from This Morning

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

New FIFA Game Show 📺

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Simon Brodkin

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Brits this summer

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

@Leon_Lowen All real. Sepp kept it obviously.

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

Why Newcastle is where it is 🤔

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Simon Brodkin

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@sarahcpr When I met Donald Trump. And got arrested🏌️🏼‍♂️ #BunkerBoy

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

An important message from England footballer Jason Bent 🙏🏼⚽️🙏🏼

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

🌎 Why I don't want to be cryogenically frozen #Heatwave2022

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

Daily Mail: Meghan v Kate

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

Turn the football on & your conscience off 🤐 #Qatar2022 From the man who showered Sepp Blatter with money 💸

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Simon Brodkin

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11 months

🎤 Northerners 💙

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

@Steve8485 Giovanni Infantino The Head Of FIFA

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Simon Brodkin

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4 months

Football fans

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Simon Brodkin

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10 months

Supermarkets at Christmas

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Simon Brodkin

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3 years

🎤Advice from my Gran

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

The irony was, only I went to prison.

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4 years

Was this the ultimate football prank? 💸💸

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Simon Brodkin

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🎤 ENG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 v SCOT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

Premier League footballer Jason Bent responds to pay cut demands💰⚽️

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

When I met Donald Trump. And got arrested🏌️🏼‍♂️ #BunkerBoyTrump

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Simon Brodkin

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9 months

🎤 If Russia invades the UK

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🎤 British democracy🇬🇧

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

An apology

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

Is it a sex tape of the two of you?

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I am releasing another bombshell video on Sunday evening at 5pm. It’s not good news for @PritiPatel I’m afraid.

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Simon Brodkin

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🎤 Harry & Meghan Netflix doc

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

Vaccine passport holders arrive in Ibiza

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Simon Brodkin

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1 year

Spot the lads with personalised plates on white Audis #pongs 😂

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🎤 Personalised number plates

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Simon Brodkin

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Thanks Will. I’ve postponed my stroke till January 👍

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

BREAKING: Government to restart Clap For Carers in all Tier 3 areas. #lockdown

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Simon Brodkin

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🎤 Matt Hancock on I’m A Celebrity 🪲 #ImACeleb

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Simon Brodkin

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🎤 World’s easiest job #F1

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

Today's Government briefing

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

How Britain picks its coronavirus policies #lockdown

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Simon Brodkin

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🇷🇺 Kremlin Statement | лживые ублюдки

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

How Boris picks our lockdown policies #threeTier #lockdown

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Simon Brodkin

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🇺🇸 Please share with an American

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Simon Brodkin

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🎤 Liz Truss 🥬 @trussliz

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Simon Brodkin

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Why Matt Hancock went on #ImACeleb

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Simon Brodkin

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Max Verstappen can't take a joke 🙄

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🎤 World’s easiest job #F1

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Simon Brodkin

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What Americans think of Rishi Sunak

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Simon Brodkin

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🎤 How to cut ambulance wait times 🚑

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

Anyone else this cool at school?

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

When Jason Bent went on Match of the Day with top bloke @LeeDixon2

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Simon Brodkin

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Harry’s got no idea what life on the streets is like #Spare

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Worth getting arrested for! #Trump

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

Just Rishi Sunak at a homeless shelter trying to work out a what type of business being homeless is.

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Simon Brodkin

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2 years

Share and spread the #Christmas love 🎁

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Simon Brodkin

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@ProjectLincoln @realDonaldTrump I think you'll enjoy the time I met Donald #racist #bunkerboy

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Simon Brodkin

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UK Immigration Control

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Simon Brodkin

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🎤 If we get brought back to life in 250 years

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

Off to Barnard Castle with the fam #DominicCummnings

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Simon Brodkin

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Letting down your kids 😔

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Simon Brodkin

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3 years

⚽💰Who knew?!🤨

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Simon Brodkin

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@RandyRainbow Thought you'd enjoy the time I met Donald #bunkerboy

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Simon Brodkin

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4 years

Prem footballer Jason Bent’s leaked phone call discussing pay cuts

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Simon Brodkin

@SimonBrodkin

3 years

Yesterday @ManCity invited me to the match as their guest. I had the best day ever. I don’t have many photos as I was too busy being over excited and feeling like I was 11. Thanks for the win Pep and the lads. It felt very odd being on the pitch and not getting arrested after.