priya @toomuchkohl Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

priya

@toomuchkohl

4 years

It's not been apparent so far here, but I am a photographer. You can find my Instagram in my bio for more of my work 🖤

11

29

245

Last Seen Profiles

@DeMarcus_Bush

@Millenniumhsaz

@knight_kayle

@nazacunhaa

@CloutNewsMedia

@stw_pdg

@_VicenteSerrano

@detsad70sam

@Arminius1789

@LPNational

@feelingsplain

@aLxIAqEa0C25220

@stillblazingtho

@RewildingJed

@sadeleinet

@Zan3vjivkG7M7X0

@Milenio

@wokest_boy

@sonohigurashi41

@hacktoria

@mothers_bastard

@GloriaRbk

@AmerangelLorenz

@itsjustnayee

@dentintheworld

@bntby6721663117

@LemingiPruskie

@caltecky

@LOVREGA

@mimi_SJYY

@GabyGoby

@b3nNBr6KBhTom

@2023Sfc

@CS_1950

@CriseldaSo71656

@monyakko_lyno

priya

@toomuchkohl

4 months

instead of working out to get washboard abs i feel people should only work out with the aim to get the delicious soreness leading to deep sleep. it is far more realistic and enticing goal.

54

4K

42K

priya

@toomuchkohl

9 months

my period app is telling me my bleeding starts in 5 days and my mind is telling me that i am unlovable, everybody hates me, nobody’s ever going to get me flowers and i am have been stuck in the same place for the last seven years.

82

5K

32K

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

begging you all to take your vitamin d capsules if you’ve been feeling sadder than usual without any apparent reason!!

43

318

4K

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

what gives men the audacity to show up to a date in shorts i just want to ask

189

119

2K

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

i don't want romantic cuddling i want the full weight of a human person on me to flatten and squeeze the depressive episode out of me

16

231

2K

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

i met my friend and she gave me some butter chicken for dinner cautioning me "this is bony butter chicken" so naturally i asked her if there is a sridevi butter chicken as well.

24

75

2K

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

cute guy used the toilet after me while I waited anxiously outside bc i had mistakenly left my wallet and phone inside and he returned it to me and said "no worries" when i thanked him and just FUCKING LEFT like bhaisahab has seen literally zero romcoms in his life it seems

63

27

1K

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

literally every girl i know is giving some mid engineer man too much bhaav i am sending thoughts prayers and good wishes

33

100

1K

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

for someone who is constantly yearny for love and attention i also get very anxious when someone actually likes me because "it is only a matter of time before they find out the real me who is a massive loser and they're gonna leave and i would feel loneliness 10x times then"

21

208

1K

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

has anybody successfully cut down on their chips addiction? i need crunchy things when i am stressed and working but these chips will give me heart disease

114

65

1K

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

i am sorry but how is 500 inr an "affordable" sunscreen when you need two fingers AND reapplication of it everyday can someone work on this please

45

73

1K

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

I gave myself a 2 hour deadline and I literally finished a day’s worth of work, showered, dried my hair, put together an outfit, booked a tattoo appointment, decided the tattoo, now am on my way to get the tattoo and then have dinner with friends

14

16

732

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

I don't want to use dating app stories as tweets because I'm cognizant of it being a person on the other end but ye log kya kar rahe hain yaar.

33

27

718

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

there's literally no end to skin-hunger you get cuddled once by mistake then you want it forever

8

71

648

priya

@toomuchkohl

21 days

I’m very grateful for the kind of life I have had since I moved out of my dysfunctional household but today I saw a family eating lunch together at Carnatic Cafe and felt very sad that I don’t have “normal” family experiences like this

21

17

657

priya

@toomuchkohl

17 days

It’s not a doctor issue, it’s not a Mamta Bannerjee issue, it’s a gendered and casteist violence issue which sadly cannot be condensed into an easy hashtag to be circulated.

3

110

526

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

"your mic is muted" first of all his name is michael

8

24

491

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

do u want to be dated or do u just want to be validated

19

33

447

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

over friendly pregnant kitty tried to climb me today during my walk.

11

12

445

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

so much of adulthood is just me figuring out what to eat next and it is becoming so tedious that i have started resenting my hunger.

12

48

436

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

i need a cigarette and 17 hours of sleep and a mother figure to reassure me that i am not in fact a piece of shit.

7

45

414

priya

@toomuchkohl

9 months

people from LSR

Nicole ✨

@BombshellCole

9 months

iPhone users aside, what other group of people think they are better than everybody?

1K

283

2K

12

11

364

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

having depression is such a scam. i hung out with my best friends, drank wine, laughed till my stomach hurt, went out running everyday, ate nice food, drank vodka tonics, and YET my mental health funk refuses to lift and i can't send one (1) email that i really want to send.

6

23

359

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

I hate it when people say that “I’m a people pleaser” and yet I never feel pleased once when I hang out with them.

8

26

357

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

very recently i found out that “ghar ki murgi daal barabar” implies a home-cooked chicken curry being compared to cooked dal and not a pet chicken running about compared to dal stored in a dabba.

12

16

340

priya

@toomuchkohl

1 year

kuch bhi crisis hone pe sabse pehle toh teen hazaar rupaye nykaa pe kharchti hoon like some sort of coconut breaking ritual for my downward spiral

7

25

323

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

ofc we don't know how to flirt our standard for flirting was shin-chan asking "kya aapko shimla mirch pasand hai" to the women he found attractive

10

27

315

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

i picked up a cat today and held her close to me while she was purring, not everything in the world is bad.

9

14

295

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

why should i reveal my attachment style and look even more idiotic than i already do

2

33

294

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

why was mr bean not called mr rajma in the hindi dubbing?

12

22

292

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

i can't believe this needs to be spelled out but you cannot date fat people only to ask them to start getting thin.

2

13

281

priya

@toomuchkohl

1 year

new tattoo 🥰🥰

31

1

277

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

honestly can't believe that i look this good yet i simply forget and am unable to make it my entire personality

11

1

270

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

a very man school friend told me to stop talking like a feminist so now i am only going to talk like a demonic racoon

4

19

256

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

it's 2021 you can stop putting "the office" in your dating app bio please

5

7

241

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 months

made a disgusting face at a young couple holding hands and giggling in public why am i such an aunty

10

5

244

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

I have a male kitten ready to be adopted, look-

4

22

226

priya

@toomuchkohl

1 year

security in societies was so whack during second wave because i remember my friend and i were entering the building with a raging fever after getting our vaccination shots and the guard bhaiya took our temperature and blamed it on the sun and let us in

1

3

228

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

i used to feel v down about people on twitter posting their achievements before realising that they probably to worked so hard for months and were in a lot of anxiety before it finally paid off and so i like every single post saying they got into xyz school w secondhand elation

2

13

223

priya

@toomuchkohl

1 year

my toxic trait amongst many is excitedly telling people i want to meet them and then panicking and making excuses when they say “sure i am free today”

7

16

201

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

💠💄👁️🛏️

16

2

192

priya

@toomuchkohl

4 months

blue tokai has this watermelon cold brew its SOOOO good.

10

2

194

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

my airbnb in shantiniketan was stocked with books full of ghost stories and i gave my brother strict instructions to not open one because we’ve all seen krishna cottage

3

185

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

JUST TELL ME I AM PRETTY I HAVE LITERALLY PUT ALL MY BEST PHOTOS ON THE HELL APP FOR EXACTLY THIS REASON

5

2

182

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

why grace and frankie and not grace and vada pav

6

15

180

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

coming out as a person on the ace spectrum, i have known for the longest time, and i continue to try to find a label on the spectrum that fits best happy pride! 🖤💜

11

3

175

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

i saw lenny bruce's entry on marvelous mrs maisel s03 and i swooned and blushed for 15 seconds before i could continue watching

5

11

176

priya

@toomuchkohl

1 month

rajnigandha is such a perfect flower. inexpensive, looks beautiful, smells even better. you can be broke but still show up with a few stems.

3

20

171

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

Existence of Kalkaji signifies existence of an Aaj Ka Ji

8

12

155

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

to the people who are relating so hard to this you need to also cheer very loudly when i say "fuck this imposter syndrome ur deserved to be loved in ur entirety u fairy child"

0

10

152

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

He always understands the assignment

3

15

154

priya

@toomuchkohl

1 month

i love living alone but i also really love it when friends sleep in the same bed as me. 3 hrs of wholesome and drunk broken sleep >>>>

6

11

159

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

should i live tweet my terrible bumble date

18

1

142

priya

@toomuchkohl

1 year

delhi book my show was such a pain to navigate for daniel sloss, people were outside ready with their tickets for 1.5 hours waiting to get in but they’re saying “people were late” bhai how much earlier do you want people to arrive for a show

3

138

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

@clayytonbiggsby yes because him and i have the exact same fingerprints as all soulmates do

3

0

139

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

i legit always have emotional tears in my eyes when i have to express in words how proud of my friends i am. they’re all very beautiful hardworking empathetic amazing fireflies who leave me in awe and give me a lot of hope

5

21

140

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

at times i think i can now live completely on my own without a flatmate or a house help but then when both of them are on a holiday i eat cereal with milk, yogurt and yakult in the same bowl

3

4

142

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

the way depression hits harder on festivals without fail. stay well, fellow depressed friends.

2

12

140

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

white people–

3

4

133

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

why does my hair look so good today

10

0

129

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

@ximpatientwolf I hope she dumps you.

1

0

133

priya

@toomuchkohl

1 year

@tamarindric3 I’m attracted to him in a way that defies reason and logic

4

3

129

priya

@toomuchkohl

4 years

what happens after mercury stops drinking gatorade does my depression go

2

26

129

priya

@toomuchkohl

9 months

@tamarindric3 i already ate cake yesterday today not even that seems exciting enough to lift this cloud of mental misery

1

2

127

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

I hate that there is no manual for friendships and i think if we figured out how to deal with a variety of friendship breakups we would evolve as a species

5

16

113

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

i need people to adopt these three demon children because they're not leaving our house as we expected them to.

5

19

115

priya

@toomuchkohl

13 days

gonna meet friend at Lodhi Colony for dosa then we will go to devans then we will go to the bookshop i am shaking w excitement at what a nice sunday I might have today

9

0

119

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

asexual tension is just anxiety

5

10

111

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

delhi people, i am new to the city and i am looking for your BEST recommendations to order soup from. it is raining too hard and I don't want to waste the opportunity on below average soup. pls tell!

28

14

106

priya

@toomuchkohl

9 months

@TANgaBOBO10 touch grass

0

109

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

being freshly filled up with love makes me so soft and understanding towards the world. i forgive all my enemies, understand and empathise with those who wronged me, let go of spite. whereas it only takes lunch being delayed for me to be a hateful bitch towards everyone again

3

12

100

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

why does everybody advise eating a bunch of soaked things in the morning can someone explain

8

2

101

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

BOMBAY. PUNE. PLEASE LISTEN. i just want this one to find a home that gives him the same love he gives people. he is the sweetest boy. quite undemanding, very affectionate, and has these big cute ears. he loves to nap on people. he slept right on my cheek once. please adopt him.

3

81

95

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

there's no cat in this photo.

4

0

95

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

how to REALLY express that you want to rebuild a friendship with someone you've fallen out of touch with without sounding cringe and clingy

3

95

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

looking for a nice boy interested in a talking stage in bangalore for hot oomf

9

0

91

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

i am glad nobody has said carrots and dip because i will go violent.

2

0

96

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

please ditch your innisfree sheet masks and buy the mirabelle ones they're cheaper and so much more glowyy

10

0

88

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

what i keep saying about himesh reshammiya and nobody believes me

brainrot bot

@brainrot_bot

2 years

all good art is a little bit cringe

0

44

156

1

9

89

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

please consult a doctor and get ur levels checked first!! (i tweet without thinking and i am not a doctor)

2

3

93

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

best purchase i have made in my adult life has been an electronic toothbrush

7

0

88

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

we got the kitten adopted 😭😭😭

4

0

89

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

ek rare beauty blush toh hum bhi deserve karte hain

4

5

87

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

I think I have a small crush on literally all my friends it’s not even a joke

8

5

91

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

looked cute today i think

4

0

87

priya

@toomuchkohl

4 years

as someone who has had to deal with faulty showers and geysers her whole life I think 'shower sex' discourse should be replaced with 'balti mugga sex'

3

1

89

priya

@toomuchkohl

8 months

wapas AQI ki maa ka bhosda kar ke khushi milegi inko

1

12

88

priya

@toomuchkohl

4 months

@mushhpit my sleep after working out my back is especially extra amazing

0

91

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years

was expecting to find some affordable sunscreens in the replies maybe if i loudly bitch about this problem but clearly everybody seems to be having this problem

3

0

86

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

The fact that I was born in '96 and not '69 is why I am asexual.

4

0

87

priya

@toomuchkohl

21 days

I love to talk to my friends’ parents at times and I think I’m a little over enthusiastic about it because I try to have normal carefree conversations with them and self invite myself over for lunch as an attempt to microdose normal family dynamics for an afternoon.

4

89

priya

@toomuchkohl

3 years

smoking to cope w anxiety of the world and then doing breathing exercises guiltily to cope w covid anxiety how are you doing

2

4

86

priya

@toomuchkohl

2 years