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Computer Enthusiast Alex Alda

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I'm Alex. Nightmare Disney Adult. He/him or whatever. Say pronouns in bio to poo your pants. $nightmaredisneyadult

Joined September 2013
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4 years
having fun online like an absolute idiot like a complete fucking dipshit
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what did i fucking say
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wow the pictures out of new york are insane lately
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shadman getting arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and not all the other shit is like al capone getting got for tax evasion
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@AsianOddBall @SimuLiu what scorsese movie character do you want to see visit a sick child in the hospital
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When you're playing a Yakuza game and you beat up a bunch of guys in a building
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one of the all time great credits
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WAIT HOLD ON I JUST FOUND OUT THIS VERY IMPORTANT "SAME VOICE ACTOR" THING
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TIM NO
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i mean sure fine i guess but also homes should not be tony hawk pro skater custom levels either
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Homes should not be boxes.
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@Mhmgrams wait until you find out who directed the other three
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@KEEMSTAR you heard it here, folks trafficking other human beings is "no reason" to keemstar
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@jgerarsg @catturd2 i agree wolf jizz, things SHOULD be worse instead of better
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@catturd2 yeah man when i hear an accident happened i immediately doubt it regardless of whether it was a bridge collapsing or a dog getting run over
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john k's hatred for how the simpsons looks "flat" is always so funny considering the pure amount of terrible looking dreck he produces
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saw jontron trending for a split second for continuing to be dumb as hell so i just wanna remind everyone of the funniest thing on the internet when he was insulted by neil cicierega and immediately tried to suck up to neil
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@SteveKingIA so did you cum or what
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losing my fucking mind at this
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@jordanbpeterson my "its impossible to find child porn :)" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet
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@EclecticHams if this is what happens, then that lady is clearly grabbing everything first, denying the man his natural desire to grab all bags
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chris pratt: funny guy who got jacked, became insufferable john krasinski: funny guy who got jacked, became insufferable kumail nanjiani: funny guy who got jacked, remains to be seen
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you can't you can't fucking name your thing that AND have your pfp be a dick and balls. like come on.
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Futarchy is the future. Learn why it is important and how to participate. 1/10
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@ScriptTrooper Bro your profile picture is one of many many different variants across multiple films that were designed to sell new toys over and over
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love insane nintendo pricing because this launch title that no one has thought about in 5 years is still 35 dollars
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1-2-Switch is $34.99 on US eShop
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@Plutos_Sky he drew a lot of porn that if it were irl would be wildly, wildly illegal and that's all i wanna say about it
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@feydemon my shoes now, mfer
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@NeilNevins was in AWE at how Normal shit was in the first movie
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@futurefeeling @grimlockfly jimmy olsen comic legit one of the best things in recent years
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@clairlemon i didn't know you could do race science on someone's nails
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@sfpelosi isn't your mom literally campaigning for an anti-abortion dem right now?
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@GratThemeParks you think that's bad?
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@Amy_Siskind @mmfa hi amy, your thoughts?
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@CantEverDie "you weren't so detestable someone did the work to find you out, you were found out because you engaged in good deeds" is a very funny attempt at an own
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you will Never fucking believe who owns redbox
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Redbox's owner has filed for bankruptcy • Employees haven't received paychecks for over a week • Money is owed to major entities including Walmart, Walgreens, Universal, Sony, & Warner Bros • They face over a dozen lawsuits for unpaid bills • Company is nearly $1B in debt
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@jgerarsg @catturd2 looks like someone was offended
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@meghaverma_art i mean the entire purpose of art is to elicit a reaction and in this case you're giving duchamp the exact reaction he was hoping for but also would your prefer a more classical religious piece of art?
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rich kyanka and him in less than 24 hours. its a blessed day, friends.
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I don't normally self promote myself (in this way at least) but I am really proud of myself for this burn lmao
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@KEEMSTAR hey man you should stick to things you're actually knowledgeable about like the age of consent in each state
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@Cernovich anti-horror but pro-this is a weird look, dude
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@jordanbpeterson didn't you say you were leaving this website like ten times already?
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never forget that matthew perry went on ellen and spent a huge chunk of his interview just talking about how good fallout 3 was that they gave him a role in new vegas
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@RaceplayShawty he's SO mad these nude women aren't literal infants
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@JUNlPER imagine if this was the surgeon
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@FiveTimesAugust i don't think this is true it seems like this would not happen
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@myz7ik is it really the gift of prophecy when its clear someone's gonna be very predictable
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@NowImNothing_ what's that patch mean
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@catturd2 you should consider letting it run all day without lighting them
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@THEAP99 I love to jerk off to good physics and I can't do big good cums unless the physics are great for everything in my video game
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@Internet_TLCM so drag is fine to show for children?
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@disclosetv lotta weirdos who have never heard about jair bolsonaro before in these replies. dude is constantly in the hospital. like so often its comical.
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@ScriptTrooper Like you couldn't have picked a worse profile picture for this argument unless it was Constable Zuvio
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@inklinkerman @NDIRE15 @IntelDankWeb you literally posted a gif indicating you're going to get hate from this, don't moan and whine about "actual discussion" when this is lameass bait
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@Missus_Massacre @redheadranting i think its cool that you're so blase at someone saying this child is highly sexualized despite wearing normal clothes almost like you're just as much as pedophile as she is
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@sfpelosi didn't your mom say there's a big enough tent in this party for anti-abortion dems?
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@elonmusk @SamTwits So then all you are is the founder of Tesla's website, bro
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@NowImNothing_ also hey man real quick what do the first two words of your bio mean
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@OldManCount lol i saw you post it and was like "oh he's not coming back from this one but good for him" so its nice to see you only copped a week timeout instead of a full ban
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@impliedChoppy Love to distract women with hard candies
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the difference is no man's sky didn't cultivate a knowing rabid fanbase of maybe the angriest group of nerds possible
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@upblissed @tize4PF twitter blue brain, you hate to see it
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@bbornaa have you ever considered minding your own business?
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ladies and gentlemen, brian cummings, the voice of the disney vhs and dvd pre-film trailers, is also sokolov in metal gear solid 3
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@laurenboebert okay but have you considered this?
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@jokesdepartment seems like the department is all out of jokes
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Everyone: "Haha Snoopy so cute. I love Snooby :)" Actual Snoopy: *does the Italian middle finger in a cartoon*
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the venture bros is a show about two men in their 30s and 40s trying to see how many references to 80s alternative music they can make before their show gets cancelled
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@OnlyAWorldAway Mark is still desperate to not make this his legacy
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@fossilpath literally a few miles outside of the city is a place called Slaughter Swamp where a muscular zombie that recites nursery rhymes reincarnates like every week
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@conorsen @TheDocSportello maybe you should go back to playing with alphabet blocks
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@bennyjohnson Matthew McConaughey: "I'm a human being" Also Matthew McConaughey:
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@AndyOstroy a lot of people in libya, syria, iraq, etc. would love to speak with you, andy well... i mean if they were still around
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@ianbremmer i mean pretty unsurprising that they would respect a guy who commands an army literally called stormtroopers
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@ElijahSchaffer still waiting to hear from elijah schaffer why he deleted his tweet from january 6th
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@MasacoAtomico famously fallout is a video game series about how war is good
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@elonmusk We get it. Your wife left you.
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@FiveTimesAugust anyway hey two seconds of research tells me this is a religious festival in japan so i think its actually really cool that you're able to tweet when there's a huge dog turd in your head where a brain should be
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@scrowder "state's rights! no, not like that!!!" cope, seethe, stop drinking dog cum, etc.
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@nescartridges @punishedthumbs putting scooby-doo, a character who has existed since 1969, in here is hilarious
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hey remember how tim heidecker was in a jordan peele horror movie
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People are constantly like "his politics suck but he's a good artist" but he thinks Jerry and Elaine look like this
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Congratulations, this is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen 🤗
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@StrangeAlienSky pig moving back and forth with his legs akimbo like that made me think he was about to bust into gangnam style lmao
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"haunting slow version of day-o" is like something someone would put as a joke in a legacy beetlejuice sequel parody and yet here it is
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The juice is loose! #Beetlejuice #Beetlejuice - Only in theaters September 6.
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@jab50yen oh nice get an excuse to post this still from a real tv spot for godzilla 98
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@RucksackRadio @HareDurer @Missus_Massacre you spend a lot of time looking at schoolchildren, chief?
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@MsBlaireWhite its so weird that you want to go back to a time where you wouldn't have been allowed to transition
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@badpersonclub relatedly, The Part Where He Kills You is one of the funniest jokes in video game history
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@tenantinhell @LustrousLynx bernie sanders paid neera tanden to get rid of the CAP's report on islamophobia in the nypd when he was mayor of new york city
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@MattWalshBlog matt walsh two days ago: "how dare you politicize this tragedy" matt walsh today: "duhhhh bluh bluh bluh fuck fuck i wanna impregnate 16 year olds because i'm a pedophile"
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@Marcus408 @AndrewYang its DISGUSTING that will ferrell is still free after spending so long doing FRAUD pretending to be george w bush
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@AndrewR15DW @SketchMasterMJH one way to stop the alien bugs invading the planet is to contact the men in black who will use their funny little weapons and tech. but watch out because you might not remember it after!
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@davidgokhshtein @jordanbpeterson you're saying this to the guy who has promised to leave the site like five times now
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it would be cool if they tried this, took it to court, the judge said "its a letter who cares" and then somehow remedy got the rights to max payne back
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Take-Two has filed a trademark dispute saying that Remedy’s new logo is too similar to their Rockstar Games logo. (Source: )
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@CantEverDie Honestly rules how much Elon bent over backward to get Trump back on Twitter and he has just never cared
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@furrygahbidge @the_nerd_skull @DolphinMossad @AnarchOnion you forgot the most important thing: he's from new york
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@scrowder damn bro that's crazy you should go back to complaining about doctors
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