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4 years
im sorry but this is chic as hell
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Woman buying a single banana at Whole Foods
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@cory_arcangel Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, don’t know anything about them yet cause I got lost screengrabbing their Wikipedia, will read tomorrow
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3 years
@IncomingMAlL @merrittk Whoa I’ve never seen the second angle / pizza shot
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4 years
remember the hidden tracks that used to be in the negative seconds on CDs? what the fuck that was cool as hell
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3 years
TSA agent just stopped me and pulled me aside - to ask how i got a Telfar bag
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3 years
favorite parts of being gay: alcoholism friends more fun jokes funnier taste more discerning not being straight (dating/marriage) party til 7 am literally every single night of my life talking to women- those guys rock being hot remaining hot everyone else is hot anonymous sex
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5 years
There’s a thing I call “Yale mouth” where people just speak in rapidfire references without ever actually forming an idea
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5 years
was talking to a mega gallerist and famous artist for a full half hour before it became clear they thought i was harmony korine
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5 years
the senate should have to do mushrooms together once a year
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4 years
can’t believe white art ppl are still centering their markets a month into this black liberation movement “buy my stuff and i’ll donate to BLM” bitch just donate now sell the art later why are you making us think about you
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3 years
psa
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4 years
Lol
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3 years
Lol
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2 years
I told Jamian I want to be shot out of a cannon and she hit up Johnny Knoxville.. he was down to help too until..
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3 years
saw a cheese vending machine yesterday
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5 years
fixed my Swiss Institute hat
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3 years
Lest we forget the year M*kki Bl*nco threw a Subway sandwich at Kl*us Biesenb*chh
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7 years
JASON is an acronym for July August September October November
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2 years
maya i love you but i think most people understand this
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its way easier for good people to turn bad then bad people to turn good. not a lot of people understand this.
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8 years
Go Off Faiz Shakir
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4 years
if Basel Miami happens this year I guarantee there will be two booths that looks like this
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5 years
can someone hot enter my life
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4 years
are artists still publishing books of their iPhone photos of trash and screenshotted references
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2 years
Is this Hood By Air
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Took an impromptu tour of Hoyt street station last night. Thank you to our officers stationed there keeping our passengers safe and to the cleaners hard at work.
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2 years
Cheesin’
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3 years
I will simply never get a life
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2 years
damn how bored are they at mission chinese
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5 years
frauds
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just got introduced to someone and they were like “your name sounds familiar I think I have one of your paintings” showed me a picture of it sitting on the ground next to his bed “my friend owes me tens of thousands of dollars so I took this as collateral”
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3 years
Jane Levy, who rocks
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3 years
Hanging out is important to me
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7 years
If your friend group doesn’t include at least a couple people with a life long zest for unemployment you probably suck
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2 years
between 8 and 10am i am often at fancy restaurants, bakeries, bagel shops.. completely wasted and the most quiet courteous polite person there every time well-to-do morning people are uncouth is what i mean to say
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3 years
ugh someone i know just died from bad drugs please get test kits and keep narcan around — or just stop doing drugs for a few years, it’s not worth it he was a really sweet kid, extremely put together.. if it can happen to him it can certainly happen to any of our friends
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3 years
nguzunguzu
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2 years
Bam Margera deserves a Guggenheim Retrospective point blank period. doesn't need to be now but even if he never makes another thing again he's already earned it.
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4 years
looked at this for a long time before I realized bottled is a modifier for poetry
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4 years
nyc loser quotient is down but could still be lower
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3 years
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4 years
i wanna curate a show at redbull where it’s just mad bmxers backflipping over paintings i like
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5 years
Sam why did you paint this
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2 years
honestly I’ve been terminally “depressed” for most of my life I’ve always had a nice time and if you can’t figure out how to have a good time I think you’re kind of stupid
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4 years
My friend made 400k on the stock market while i read like 7 books, had some ramen
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3 years
:(
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4 years
I have... no idea what I just bought
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5 years
10 years and 6 days ago i had my first solo show in this place
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4 years
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6 years
imagine aiming your whole life at being artist class and all of a sudden being surrounded by people who watch more tv than the ones you were running away from
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7 years
no one's ever made a good artwork during the daytime i'm sorry that's just not how it works
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3 years
only art dealers think it’s weird that i don’t talk about my work or go to art shows, everyone else is like thank god
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3 years
I just want artist friends that don’t pay attention to celebrities
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6 years
gonna ask my london gallery if in lieu of an artforum ad we can get a billboard on the Pennsylvania Turnpike
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3 years
there’s some babies that look Pennsylvanian in the face from the get go
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6 years
imagine making a bunch of puppets and saying to yourself “these are muppets”
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2 years
what if you took a brand logo and instead of the brand name it said something else in the same font
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3 years
Spent all tonight driving around with a 74 year old guy we met at a cruising spot in the alps he carted my two friends around to multiple failed Grindr hookups while I just hung out in the car he doesn’t speak any english I don’t speak any french coolest guy I’ve met in my life
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7 years
the freeness of your jazz comes at the expense of others
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i cite my friends' tweets from the past as if they are great works of literature that everyone's heard of
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4 years
just booked my first artist talk (at Columbia, lol can you imagine) wherein we sure as hell won’t be discussing specific art works, let alone mine
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6 years
dressed like 2012’s coolest man today
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good morning i’m awake and ready to to do drugs
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6 years
all weddings are straight weddings i’m sorry
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4 years
bitch i'm morose and lugubrious
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4 years
thinking seriously about abandoning my studio / apartment / art career and moving into my friends’ lower ninth ward cupcake house
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2 years
if i were the type of artist to just copy cartoon characters i would do a monumental sculpture of Slowpoke Rodriguez
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I was put on this earth To text my friends
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he cant even do it
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Bob Dylan makes the hand goggles, L.A., 1978. 📸: Annie Leibovitz. #BobDylan #Dylan
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3 years
the unemployment rate should be 100%, ideally
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I miss the pandemic
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2 years
Got in a cab and asked him to take me to Brooklyn he said no and drove me to the L train
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my friend has a fever and a dry cough and no one will test him even though he has a prescription for a covid-19 screening because he... can’t prove he’s been in contact with anyone that has it?? How’s that supposed to work
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This is me
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5 years
seems to me people who are treated badly become obsessed with themselves
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I wanna wear this to Europe
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Howcome girls never have speakers
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remember when Chloe Wise was twerkin to the election results omg lol i hope Biden locks her in a cage for being an immigrant
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i like that every time artforum posts on instagram there’s some sunday painter having an absolute meltdown in the comments
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become not insane
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damn someone just stopped me on the street to tell me they like my paintings
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8 years
oh my fucking god AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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4 years
the nutcrackers have actual codeine in them again new york is healing
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5 years
let’s be real there’s not a single good artist on the planet, more or less every single movie sucks, tv we won’t even talk about, music remains the best of what we have but it’s all expressions of loserishness (nice)
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6 years
check out the AC system this cab driver invented
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I’m at a hardcore show in Texas l-o-l, midlife crisis going great
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for a 4yr old coming over the studio today i got -mad painting supplies -pizza delivery -ponyo in 720p
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6 years
this song bangs so hard
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I want to be launched out of a cannon
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at hotel restaurant and this group of women is having a luncheon to discuss what colors they wanna brand the different strains of their cbd weed gummy company
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Mother’s Day / Father’s Day on Instagram is still so crazy to me, like, talk to your fucking parents, not me!
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when traveling it’s important to pack at least one book you’ll never open and one notebook you’ll never write in
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