favorite parts of being gay:
alcoholism
friends more fun
jokes funnier
taste more discerning
not being straight (dating/marriage)
party til 7 am literally every single night of my life
talking to women- those guys rock
being hot
remaining hot
everyone else is hot
anonymous sex
can’t believe white art ppl are still centering their markets a month into this black liberation movement “buy my stuff and i’ll donate to BLM” bitch just donate now sell the art later why are you making us think about you
Took an impromptu tour of Hoyt street station last night. Thank you to our officers stationed there keeping our passengers safe and to the cleaners hard at work.
just got introduced to someone and they were like “your name sounds familiar I think I have one of your paintings” showed me a picture of it sitting on the ground next to his bed “my friend owes me tens of thousands of dollars so I took this as collateral”
between 8 and 10am i am often at fancy restaurants, bakeries, bagel shops.. completely wasted and the most quiet courteous polite person there every time
well-to-do morning people are uncouth is what i mean to say
ugh someone i know just died from bad drugs
please get test kits and keep narcan around — or just stop doing drugs for a few years, it’s not worth it
he was a really sweet kid, extremely put together.. if it can happen to him it can certainly happen to any of our friends
Bam Margera deserves a Guggenheim Retrospective point blank period. doesn't need to be now but even if he never makes another thing again he's already earned it.
honestly I’ve been terminally “depressed” for most of my life I’ve always had a nice time and if you can’t figure out how to have a good time I think you’re kind of stupid
imagine aiming your whole life at being artist class and all of a sudden being surrounded by people who watch more tv than the ones you were running away from
Spent all tonight driving around with a 74 year old guy we met at a cruising spot in the alps he carted my two friends around to multiple failed Grindr hookups while I just hung out in the car he doesn’t speak any english I don’t speak any french coolest guy I’ve met in my life
my friend has a fever and a dry cough and no one will test him even though he has a prescription for a covid-19 screening because he... can’t prove he’s been in contact with anyone that has it?? How’s that supposed to work
let’s be real there’s not a single good artist on the planet, more or less every single movie sucks, tv we won’t even talk about, music remains the best of what we have but it’s all expressions of loserishness (nice)
at hotel restaurant and this group of women is having a luncheon to discuss what colors they wanna brand the different strains of their cbd weed gummy company