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forever putting the hot in psychotic. 29, YLW➡️YEG . I post dumb shit

Joined February 2023
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3 months
Pls pump my tires today. I am sad and need the fake dopamine
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4 months
5 days in kelowna and im leaving with a tan. I am the happiest bean. And yes i do have a solid day drunk on rn
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4 months
SUNSHINE
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@tlemmks
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10 months
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOT THE JOB
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3 months
Fritten drunk boating is the best. What a beautiful day Alberta!!!
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11 months
I look cute. Happy Friday from ur kelowna Barbie
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3 months
Stampede you?
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4 months
THE GOOD VIBES WORKED. I GOT THE FRIGGIN JOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!
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10 months
I got the interview!!! Literally go directly there when my plane lands next Friday. Wooooo!
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10 months
Pls put out good vibes. Got sent an in person interview request for a cabinet company in Edmonton. I had to break the “I live in kelowna” news. I want the interview & hopefully the job.
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@tlemmks
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1 year
Applied for a couple jobs in Edmonton. Got a pre screening interview questionnaire. Please put out good vibes. I’m poor af and wanna move back
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5 months
ITS SPRING.
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2 years
Wearing a tight dress & not sucking in today. Owning the chunk I got happening. Kinda uncomfortable kinda nervous but we out here doing it. #bodyneutrality
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2 months
We was feeling this fit tonight. May or may not repurpose it for tomorrows activities tbh
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1 year
@midcitydan @SeditiousMe @cspotweet Her job preferably. Accept help from the federal government instead of turning it down, would help. But like go off bud
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@tlemmks
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5 months
Vegas is out, I’m in the hot tub. What could make this Sunday any better?
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6 months
Did a lil of this 💇‍♀️ and a lil of this ⭐️
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2 months
She much more copper than she looks here. We are OBSESSED
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3 months
Not a beach but she’ll do
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@tlemmks
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8 months
Hi it me. Having the most fun even after we LOST. Twitter pulls through sometimes. Thank YOU.
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@tlemmks
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1 year
@TheJenRollins Man. If my only options are dying alone or being In an abusive relationship, I’ll take being along every damn day. I’m so sorry you’re getting these types of messages. This is awful
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8 months
Some man adopted me on the LRT bc he could tell I’m a dumb bitch and had no idea where I was going. He’s currently making sure my ducks are in his row and Is making sure I get to the game safe lol. Love u oil dad
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@tlemmks
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1 month
No thoughts just thriving ☀️☀️
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@tlemmks
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14 days
Planted some trees with my company and found a lil froggy friend! He’s v smol. V camouflaged. It was cold as shit
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@tlemmks
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7 months
Anything more Canadian than this? #redneckinvention
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5 months
Sundress szn am I rite or am I rite??
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4 months
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9 months
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@tlemmks
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7 months
I don’t want to come & you can’t make me!
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7 months
Curly girl toe reporting for duty
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5 months
OKAY. OKAY. AN ACTUAL INTERVIEW FOR MY DREAM JOB IS HAPPENING ON SATURDAY.
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10 months
Edmonton. I am in you 💃🏽💃🏽
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3 months
Ughhhh. Ended a 8+ year friendship today, that friggen sucked a lot.
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@tlemmks
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2 months
Moving back after 5 years away and trying to find your place in peoples lives again is a not great time. Doing fine thx 🫡
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9 months
I definitely need to brush up on my charcuterie board building. Still cute tho
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4 months
Ahhhh reference checks at the dream job!!! FREAKING OUT. SO EXCITED. SO NERVOUS. Please send good vibes my waaaaaay.
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11 months
Did I buy a fully denim jumpsuit for a rhinestone cowboy themed Christmas party? Yes. Yes I did. Am I so pumped to embroider it and dance next weekend. See picture PUMPED.
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4 months
Room serviced ordered, wine has been poured, let’s go Oilers!!!!!
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10 months
Offer letter received. Landlord given notice, Westwood about to be given notice. HOLY FUCK. AHHHHHH. I’m not ready but like I wanna afford to live. AND ALSO EXCITED. Ahhhhhhhhh.
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@tlemmks
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1 year
Look who came to see me. Look who I’m getting day drunk @kristoph_errr
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1 month
Once it gets more fall (sad) I need someone to come take a wander through the river valley with me. Pls n thx. Also I have tweeted so much today. So sorry team.
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4 months
Strictly because I find this funny as fuck
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5 months
Office baby geese omgggg
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29 days
Why does me being friendly constantly be taken as flirty to men. Sir you are married with two children. What do you mean our communication hasnt bee appropriate?? We talk about our annoying coworker. There is 0 flirting.
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2 months
Seriously how tf do we meet people IRL anymore? I hate online dating & refuse to but also leaving my house is a struggle with all my friends being locked down. wtf world lol
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6 months
#NewProfilePic get you a man that looks at you like tuck looks at me
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2 months
I seriously have a popcorn problem. I need popcorn anonymous, I’m not even kidding.
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3 months
Drunk me and my favorite lady. ❤️❤️ clearly no relation here 🫡
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3 months
lol didn’t realize until I got into the shower at the gym that I forgot underwear today! Happy Thursday 🫠🙃 hope no strong breezes today lmfao
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10 months
Pls put out good vibes. Got sent an in person interview request for a cabinet company in Edmonton. I had to break the “I live in kelowna” news. I want the interview & hopefully the job.
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9 months
Black eye update. Really ain’t THAT bad. But explaining to people I gave it to myself via vacuum has been a humbling experience. Thankfully most people know me & it makes sense.
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6 months
I really need men to read dating profiles. I don’t know how many more times I can have “I don’t want kids” in my profile and still have them not read it. Should I just change every prompt & maybe my name to DINK/DINKWAD??? What will it TAKE.
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2 months
I only have a grand left to pay the bank of dad off for my car “loan” after my accident last Feb. Not fucking bad for only being back home for 6 months. Go me 🥳🥳
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2 months
I want to get drunk on margaritas and stumble my way to a bar to go dancing.
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1 year
@kristoph_errr This is Tucker. He often forgets he is more than just a head. Is is also 6’ when he stands on his hind legs lol
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3 months
It pays off to know people I hospitality. Went for dinner with my friend Megan tonight to the keg, I worked at the Sherwood one. Anyways the manager is an old friend so our $150 bill was only $50 woo woo
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4 months
There’s nothing like driving to Calgary to really get your road rage going. Is everyone dumb on the roads orrr
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10 months
“Accidentally” made the next rum n nog 95% rum. Oops
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6 months
Really feel like this needs to be an @JohnDeere ad. What else can haul you & your Great Dane?
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6 months
Living with your parents is v difficult. Living with your parents, your sister & her boyfriend is another level of difficult. But having wine nights with your sister bitching about your parents is cathartic.
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4 months
We..we can still come back.. right???
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@tlemmks
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9 months
WAY BETTER
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11 months
@Pick_A_Lane @JackieBee_16 Tell us you send weird messages to women DMs without consent without telling us. 🫠🙄
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11 months
I really really do not understand how people let sports affect their lives so much. Like if the oilers win or lose why does it affect your whole mood… sounds like a problem.
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4 months
Happy Canada day from me & my random leg bruises.
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9 months
Well officially in Calgary. The end of an era!
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9 months
One of the day day drinking day ima have in kelowna. Rip
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19 days
Big nap guy
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17 days
I get to go watch the oilers tomorrow
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5 months
What is with people and ghosting?! I give up on dating fuck thissss
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11 months
Well found out from my Christmas party that 4 shots of tequila for this girl is definitely too many. And I will forget how to walk 😂😂
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7 months
Get a Great Dane they said. It’ll be fun they said
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6 months
I haven’t told anyone at work I’m going to Luke tonight, just in case I don’t feel like going to work tomorrow hahha
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7 months
I wore a dress today so summer is officially here in my brain. I will NOT be acknowledging the weather for the rest of the week. Thanks for understanding!
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5 months
Interview went well. Feeling EXCITED.
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10 months
Good fucking riddance 2023.
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5 months
Man, having a previous company willing to make you a spot to work remote for them is a treat. I am SO HAPPY I’m leaving the shit show this place is & moving back to my old one remotely. Blessed be.
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9 months
As a person who was sexually assaulted by a stranger at a music festival when I was 19. It’s disgusting the amount of people that ask “is it just regret/was he ugly/did you lead him on?” Fuck you all. Fuck all the people that still believe that these 1/x
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7 months
@kristoph_errr If you got fries you should make a French fry sandwhich. Will change your life
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1 month
I didn’t have mooning the Photo Booth at my best friends wedding but here we are jajahahahahaha
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9 months
Did I make the dumb choice to go shopping for charcuterie supplies while hungry? Yes yes I did. Did I also buy it a day in advance? Yes. Is it still gonna be there in an hour? TBD.
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8 months
@Yegoilfan Need me a Starbucks sugar daddy lol
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7 months
First day liftin in a minute. Everything’s so heavy, I’m already sore 🫠 need a hot girl summer tho gotta be hot
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2 months
It’s amazing how a little self tanner can make you feel like a bad bitch. Sad Torrie? Never heard of her. Too tanned
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10 months
I got my boots, I got my hat. I guess I’m brining country back (I don’t have a hat on)
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1 month
Not me downloading a dating app, matching with 3 people, and then never opening it again. UGH.
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7 months
Back to real life tomorrow & time to actually start settling into my life in Edmonton. Eek!
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5 months
When will we be done with wind tunnel season?? I am OVER IT. I want the HEAT. AND THE SUNSHINE. I am too pale
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3 months
House warming gifts
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4 months
Birdwatching really sneaks up on ya. One minute you’re slamming coolers at 2:15 on a Friday and suddenly next you’re on a nature walk “oh look at that bird! It’s so yellow.” Or “wow that guy has a light blue beak wtf?!” Humbled my ass real quick.
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9 months
I love wine
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4 months
Exit interview books for tomorrow lemme just set this place on fire while I’m at it.
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11 months
YALLLLLL. One of my displays is up in the showroom. And it’s a silly thing but I love it & so far everyone who’s seen it also loves it.
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10 months
Santa comes toniiiiightttt!!!!!
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3 months
Man, I need to stop looking at I found the CUTEST lil trailer in Sherwood park that I could totally afford, but I don’t have a down payment YET. UGH.
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5 months
The stardust period tracker app is genuinely the best thing I have ever downloaded. These notifs are something I look forward to seeing everyday hahaha
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1 month
The AMOUNT of times I mooned the photobooth I am DYING hahahaahahha Some cute ones without my ass out tho so yay me
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4 months
@AngeeGabs …. There definitely isn’t a website you can watch for free. And it’s definitely NOT. Nhlwebcast dot com …. Definitely don’t pass that information along ….
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4 months
Hotels really need to just have balconies. I wanna sit in the sun and drink my wine but I don’t wanna GO anywhere wtf
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7 months
Man, I go asked (yesterday) to be a bridesmaid in a girls wedding who I haven’t spoken to in 8 years????? So that was interesting. Took a full 24 hours to figure out a kind “no thanks!” Hahaha
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2 months
Can we talk about this fuckery for a minute. Why is it $122 but when I book on west jet it’ll be 214??? Pardon the fuck out of me.
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