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Mkulima Mwanafunzi

@tito_antony

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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
6 years
Make Cancer treatment free in Kenya.
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Just a reminder: MPESA is the most expensive payment platform in the universe. That's why it hasn't been accepted anywhere on this space rock except Kenya.
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Another one people.. Courage is contagious. King Kaka has just opened the doors... Mike Sonko Nakumatt #KCSE2019
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It's an open season for black people in the United States.. another one shot while he's down and officers trying to cover it up. It's murder.. then they'll be lecturing Kenya about human rights.. #icantbreathe #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd Millicent Omanga
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@kuppylee Here.. this is the thought process..
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A blue whale’s anus can stretch to approximately 40 inches, making it the second largest arsehole on the planet after Miss Mandi Capital FM
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@sponjy_ Jonah: Hello Omondi, tayarisa ugali niko ndani ya mboga..🐟🐠🦈
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6 years
The only Kenyan journalist qualified to interview Olunga is @CarolRadull she's been with us through thick and thin. Let the others keep interviewing Vera Sidika and Huddah Monroe for their ass.. #KenyaVsEthiopia
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Forget about Murathe and Peter Kenneth for a second!! This camera just zoomed the moon😳😳 #TGExposesMurathe
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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Forget about Jimmy Wanjigi and Clinton Otieno, Rumour has it Monday could be a National Holiday named National Athletics Day.... over to you Matiang'i... #Eliud159 #eliudkipchoge
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@PhillipCoorey @zlj517 Australia is fighting a losing battle here.. the information war was lost when you crossed the border and stepped on a foreign soil. Afghanistan is the victim, not Australia.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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@DonaldBKipkorir I also visited Kericho, Bomet, Nandi, Uasin Gishu and Trans Nzoia. I asked them and nobody knows Donald B Kipkorir.. except at Kapsoit, the only famous Kipkorir was a village thief. twitter makes useless people famous.
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Kenyans are ready to fuel the bulldozer that will bring down Taj Mall.... #Nakumatt Ukay Ukay Mall
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If only Kenyan parents knew they're the best teachers. Y'all can teach your kid a lot in the back seat of your car...🤔🤔🤔 KEMRI Babu Owino
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The people of Mombasa should show up at Ferry in 20th and hold prayers there in honor of the two fallen angels. #LikoniFerryTragedy should be a memory of how corruption, ineptitude, and poor choice of leadership can affect each and everyone of us. #BoycottMashujaaDay
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Can I hear an Amen? These same churches is where the criminals are cleansed and "blessed" to continue stealing from us. But this woman just killed it. Let her words not be in vain. Uhuru Kenyatta Tanzania Daily Nation
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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@OsamaOtero Met a girl living in a bedsitter at Thidigua, paying 12k per month. I advised her to come to Zimmerman and live in a decent 1bedroom with 10k. She refused coz Thidigua is near Runda. I broke up immediately. I couldn't imagine my kids inheriting such Stvpidity. You know my answer.
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If you want to grow intelligent kids, the first thing you MUST switch off in your house is a TV. Otherwise, enjoy the morons you're raising together with the TV. #babuowino
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Its time to apologize to this man. Like seriously, what has our country turned to so that it is discusses this way by others #StopLoaningKenya
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@Spriter99880 Europe and USA have been painting themselves as saints on Earth whereas the world knows they are the real thugs. They're just mad that they can't control the narrative any more.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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@AfricaFactsZone @africaupdates I was alive when guinea spend 100 million on ducks that later flew to Gabon so the politician couldn't account for them..
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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In case you want to improve your driving career and start driving Trump's limousine, this,👇👇 is the minimum requirement. Subaru and Mark X boys you can start practicing on Thika road.... And die!! #OwuorExposed #tanasha #RepentanceRevival
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5 years
Pastor Ng'ang'a responds to King Kaka.. it's gaining altitude people... #JamaaWaKuku #maranda
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
2 years
@DCI_Kenya Have the detectives in the UK arrested the service members of the Royal army who killed a woman in Nanyuki and boasted about it on Facebook or this works one way pekee?
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6 years
CSs are NOT failing Uhuru, Uhuru failed Kenyans when he appointed Politicians instead of professors and qualified Kenyans to those offices. It's the price he HAS to pay for seeking to reward his cronies... #CSsFailingUhuru
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
3 years
I refused to give a policeman at Mlolongo Ksh 500 bribe for having a bad brake light. Tried to convince the officer that it's impossible to know see a malfunctioning brake light. Couldn't hear none of it. Took me to Mavoko Law courts which made me to pay Ksh 10,000. #MyCourtStory
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@lnterestingMaps For reference purposes Alicia Keys
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He is the only tweep with over 50,000 followers who will engage in a heated argument with a tweep with 50 followers. Ja loka goes for brains not followers. I have much respect for his argument. He's a tweep you can agree and disagree with without personalizing the argument.
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@Thechoosen_01 If dressing for the occasion was a man..
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@OsamaOtero Most rich people are rich coz they think like the poor.. most poor people are poor because they think like they are rich.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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@Spriter99880 They also said Russia ran out of guns and missiles back in April 2022. They must be holding off NATO armies with very powerful stones and sticks.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
4 years
Good morning Kenyans? I just found one of Mutahi Kagwe's Ksh 2.5 million ambulance. Enjoy your Sunday.. #RentAKikuyu Ngong, Donholm
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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Shaffie Weru after reading Starlet Wahu story:
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
2 years
@Hisense_USA @Itiswinny Impressing Kenyans on social media without opening an actual service centre to address the REAL problems with your TV. Carry on.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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@shobanes I will forever respect that adult lady who went there at least to do something. That was the last generation of helpful Kenyans before the smartphone reduced everyone to a zombie.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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@epcogal @Safaricom_Care Withdrawing money from an MPESA Till has like 9 steps and at least three are only known to you -Store Number - Identification - PIN. It's either the money is withdrawn by your spouse, someone very closely related to you or Safaricom itself.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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@MikeSonko The best lesson you can learn in life Sonko is, Always do the right thing.. that's why Maraga is strong enough to point a finger and not waver while accusing the most powerful person in Kenya.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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@wesley_nyagaka Till numbers is actually where your money gets stolen by Safaricom and you never knew. That's why your MPesa balance has decimal points despite all MPesa payments and charges being whole numbers. How exactly did it get to decimals? Get your statement and find out now!!
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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Before y'all people complain about Mombasa-Nairobi #ModernCoast buses, and speeds, I have a video of Buscar Citylink KCV223A heading to Garissa at 145km/h near Mwingi. I recorded a day after the sister vehicle overturned at Ukasi along the same route.. Ni kelele tunapiga hapa tu.
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@MichaelMburu_ May 2018: US withdraws from JCPOA after IAEA verified Iranian compliance May 2018: us reinstated illegal sanctions against Iran. July 9 2019: Britain seizes Iranian Tanker Grace1. Iran retaliates Sep 2019: Yemenis attack Saudi state oil in retaliation for Saudi bombing from 2015
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@disclosetv Firewood is about to list in the stock market in Frankfurt.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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Away from Sonko, the #BBIReport and #RejectBBI , let's shift our attention to North Rift, where immunization is progressing very well..🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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How to successfully fail in life.. 1. Go to college/Uni 2. Take HELB loan 3. Choose a stupid course 4. Graduate with a stupid degree 5. Play victim 6. Blame the society 7. Vote for a thief. /Jacque Maribe/ Joseph Irungu/
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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Contrary to Uhuru/Jayden who's trying to con his way around looking for something to hold on to, Maraga has made his own legacy. We will miss having such a bold, decisive, and a fearless CJ. Maraga will have a statue on this nation's capital one day. #maragasfinalverdict
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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@futuristic_dan Whichever frame you choose. When the lights go off, mlio wa debe ni ule ule.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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Uhuru is popularizing Kenyan fashion, and Kenyans are seeing their own things.. #joan Gazebo PSVs
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Some of the activities we've planned for this year's men's conference.. very energetic indeed. Matiang'i #MensConference2020 Rashid Echesa
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Pray for Twa Twa 🤣🤣🤣.. this is how we pray.. #IstandWithKingKaka #WaiguruAshasema Boni wine..
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@Kimuzi_ My whole life ni madharau by itself. Waiting for 2023 to see if anything changes.. life goes on..we march still.🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶🚶
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@RabbitTheKing It needs a person with a bigger concentration and patience than that of a chicken.
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Ethiopia is downing our airlines and jets Somalia has banned Kenyan flights into Somalia Uganda is killing our drivers And now Magufuli is openly attacking us he knows well never respond. Jubilee has made us the joke of this region. Where's President Uhuru Kenyatta? Mpesa
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@DoreenNasaasira There are several reasons why a man's phone can stop picking calls. These include 1. Faulty hardware acceleration 2. Phone has been hacked 3 Lack of network I suggest you switch on and off and try calling again. If this problem is persistent, contact service provider. Thank you.
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@JelaniMK Is this before or after he tapped the soft undersides??
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@full_communist @queeralamode France and Britain were busy committing the same atrocities in Africa around the same time they were "fighting fascism" in Europe. But African stories should never be told.🙄🙄
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@NationBreaking Lol! Super metro is one of the most disciplined Matatus in Nairobi. People love sanity..
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Trump Supporters advance into washington DC for the biggest rally in history.. Never concede. MAGA!
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@citizentvkenya All kikuyus pretend their grandparents were freedom fighters until you tell them to fight the current oppression. They shift to "biashara zetu." 90% of Kikuyu never fought for anything and a good fraction of them were in bed with the colonizers.
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The only reason Hitler is a loser in history books is because his crimes were in Europe not in Africa, Asia or South America. It's a difficult history to read but a necessary one. #MelillaMassacre
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@Hon_Kiptoo @CocaCola They do or we will..
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@Makiadi_ On the other end, there is a group of kids of the same age who grew up in villages who are scaling the corporate ladder in Nairobi like no man's business. They're building mansions in the villages and living in their homes in Nairobi's Dormitory towns.
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Am more interested in whether Eric omondi still does what baby daddies do regularly when they visit their children.. i.e. show up, say hi to the kid, proceed to the bedroom, them come out 30 mins later very sweaty, say high to the kid AGAIN, icecream, next week!!😋😋😋
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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Hio VW ya @_fels1 Huwa anaiweka wapi Roysa na sionagi nyumba iko na parking huko?
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I shared this video a few days ago.. no Kenyan noticed. Coz they're busy with beasts, ass, and pu$$y tweets. Then a woman in US Congress shares it days later. Maybe y'all will grow up sometime. Karen Eastleigh Mpesa
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It’s no laughing matter 😞
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@MichaelMburu_ A US drone wasn't shot down in gulf of Mexico, it was violating Iranian airspace 10,000km away from US.
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A story of two Esthers. One a taxpayer, the other taxpayer funded. Now let's close our eyes and pray for Esther....... Yvonne Okwara #AlShabaab #OnlyInKenya
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Beatrice Elachi, accused of obstructing corruption, impeached. Governor Wambora accused of obstructing corruption, impeached Governor Kibwana accused of obstructing corruption, impeached Governor Obado accused of KILLING Sharon Otieno, no single mca raised a question. Wajaluo..
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@RobertAlai He may be wrong but his embarassment has gone down with your reputation for good. Nobody will ever trust you again.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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I'd have wished Sonko was not rushed to Kenyatta National Hospital, but to Mama Lucy, Mbagathi, or Pumwani. He should get treatment from the same hospitals he's has been "working hard" to ensure they serve Nairobians better. He's one of us , Right??
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@DCI_Kenya I can assure you if we tried this with Nairobi Matatu drivers, we'd instantly eliminate traffic jams in this town.
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Ruto told them that the shoe can shift on the other foot, ODM (filled with DEEP STATE arrogance) booed him. Now the shoe is on the other foot.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mama ngina Miguna miguna Kamiti
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@kahome_steve I don't like it when people go read things in an American magazine or watch some movie about Florida and try to apply that logic on a third world country with 60% unemployment rate and earning 25 times less.
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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Somewhere on this continent.... #BabuOwino Cliff Ombeta Tuju
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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@ntvkenya @ThisIsKayeli It's time for our laws to change.. abandoned children are making it clear that the "empowered" mothers are worse parents in Kenya!! Another more elaborate case from Mwingi. Dear women? Are men really trash? #RutoWantedToKillUhuru Tanzania Do Ruto
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Child: Daddy daddy.. Daddy: Sio daddy, Dereva.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Men are trash #MwauraSpeaks
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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@LarryMadowo Quite an improvement at Brussels. They've come a long way.
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One day, Kenyans will wake up to a Gikomba Fires documentary by an American channel. The right people will be named and the government will run around trying to defend itself. Nobody has the capability to do the same crime annually for 20+ years except the government.
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@PrisonPlanet We know its American sanctions that have made Venezuela what it is.. They did the same to Zimbabwe, now Turkey, Iran.. The mistake was for the world to put trust in the US by using American financial system hoping the US will always do the right thing. Lessons are being learned.
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@NiWachera Underrated part is where they exposed their own customers to fraud. Random customers are now getting calls from fraudsters that they are "registering them on Safaricom." Innocent grandmas are giving out their details for simswap for free and Safaricom is COMPLICIT.
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@MuthoniWaLexus Was going to town the other day.. I had 20k kwa MPesa, na matatu Ni 80 Bob. Walked into an MPesa and withdrew 300 bob. Extra 100 just in case. Again, you can't work in an MPesa and judge people. In fact, stop judging people.
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Ja Loka's @_fels1 tweet spurs action at KRA. Social media millionaires running for their lives now.🤣🤣🤣 How it started. How it's going
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@Kimuzi_ Fare from Nairobi to Australia is Ksh 300k.. anyone able to afford that before they get a job was "suffering" by design.
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Away from Kitui and Kamba in general, Citizen TV is reporting that a man showed up in Embu on his funeral day, today, and joined other mourners in crying only to discover it's his funeral. Villagers are as well shocked.
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So you've given your ID to your employer, 194 M-pesa shops, emailed it to a stupid website like Brighter Monday(they all hand it over to govt), but think it's okay to hold it against the institution that gave you the ID.. What kind of ignorance is this?? #WajirCensusFraud
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Football before activists, feminists, liberals, and metrosexual men (sissies) took over.. my heart cries for this football 😭😭😭 #WhereIsMyChild Moses Kuria
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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This statistics got me interested in our actual number of people.. it's either @StatistaCharts is lying or KNBS.. we can't have 47 million people and 47 million internet users unless toddlers and Dorobo in forests are watching pornhub. /Sudi Lexus Deputy President William Ruto/
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@Gugugag93267576 The only person in the "wild" is some 47 million sheep in a planet of 7billion who think they're better but they're the f00ls. MPesa is just a lie that only Kenyans are being exploited by in the name.of patriotism!!
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Mkulima Mwanafunzi
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Kamene is fat, Huddah is Thin and nobody on Twitter cares. Instagram people should kindly stop distracting the attention of serious twitter people who are busy trying to make a better future for them to keep being an ass in.
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@thesundaytimes @mwandokamau The UK should lift the diplomatic immunity of it's soldiers in Kenya, it's the primary reason they keep commiting crimes in Kenya and running back to the UK. It's also clear the top military ranks in Kenya can't be trusted.
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@Kimuzi_ Did you know that at any one point 80% of air you breathe in goes through one nose and the other 20% through the other nose? And they alternate every 8 hours?
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The income inequality in Kenya has gotten to these ridiculous proportions.. Kitusuru vs Turkana👇👇👇 Sultan Hamud #KCSE2019 Mike Sonko
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@Spriter99880 Looks like they've run out of options.
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How my brother's new wife spoilt our Christmas stew.. #OsoroSylvanusAConMan #sonko Modern Coast
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Do you know where the traffic comes from? Are you stuck on Mombasa rd / Waiyaki Way? No it's not Matatus. Here's a rare video of 150 people overtaking 50 people.. Good morning Kenya! Caleb Omwoyo RIP #anitanderu
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Moi was the reason people HAD TO create militia in 1990's. Kikuyus had to have Mungiki as a backup plan to take him on if he tried to employ Marshall Law and refused to go. Moi knew his goose was cooked by 1997 and that's why he stepped down. The people WERE READY!! #GoToHellMoi
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I like my LSK president.. sound advise and a good role model to suffocated young boys..🤣🤣 Njeri Havi Tuju Ngeno
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Away from Raila Odinga, fake #GovNyoroSavesKiambu and collapsing Nairobi Women's Hospital, This video editing is on another level🤣🤣🤣.. enjoy👇👇
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@kinyuaWaMuthoni "Jana I went to a local Keg joint.." You need help.
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Unabebwa na Zuri from CBD to K-West, then Matatu inapewa Kamagira and Dere wa squad pale Roysa. Kufika Zima ama 44 inapiga U-turn unaskia ni mwisho. Super Metro will fix them properly. You can lie to some people for sometime but you can't lie to all the people all the time.
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@Kanthan2030 Same is happening in Africa. All narratives have been thrown at China Africa relations but none is succeeding.
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