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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

1 year

Journey is the best.

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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

27 days

31-12. 🤘🏻

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@EP__Tex

2 months

Is the anti-woke woke internet mob still mad at But Light? Because I don’t give two shits, these are cool AF. #PicksUp ⛏️🤙🏻

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11 months

Maalik Murphy appreciation tweet. It wasn’t perfect, but there were flashes of brilliance. 2 games, 2 wins. All preseason goals still alive. Thank you, young man! #HookEm 🤘🏻

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29 days

If the time stamp on this tweet is correct, they left for Ann Arbor yesterday at 1:30. Looks like they hit I-35 North when they left campus. If they drove all night, they might be hitting Waco by now.

Texas Football

@TexasFootball

29 days

Off to Ann Arbor 🤘 @UTexasEquipment

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@EP__Tex

3 months

Dear Aggies, Your Schloss is our gain. Sincerely, The Texas Longhorns

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@EP__Tex

10 months

RT to make an Aggie cry.

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10 months

Maalik Murphy appreciation tweet part 2. This Big XII Championship wouldn’t be possible without him. His presence and poise this year can’t be understated. Thank you, young man. #HookEm 🤘🏻

EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

11 months

Maalik Murphy appreciation tweet. It wasn’t perfect, but there were flashes of brilliance. 2 games, 2 wins. All preseason goals still alive. Thank you, young man! #HookEm 🤘🏻

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@EP__Tex

16 days

“ULM is really going to make me drop 100 on them, aren’t they” -Steve Sarkisian (probably)

Barstool Longhorn

@UTBarstool

17 days

ULM Coach: “Texas isn’t going to prepare like they normally do” Hope this goes up on a bulletin in the facility somewhere….

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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

27 days

This isn’t criticism. This isn’t intended to be nit-picky. I am ECSTATIC over this win today. Texas was dominant and it feels so good to say that. But… I can’t be the only one that thinks Texas didn’t play its best game today, can I? There was meat left on that bone. 🤘🏻

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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

1 year

“Bama will beat Texas by 40 points. Saban is the best coach of all time and the Bama roster is STACKED! No way Texas will be able to match talent for talent” *Texas beats Bama “Bama’s not even that good. Worst team of the Saban era. Saban lost a step and will retire soon.”

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8 months

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EP__Tex

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2 years

A young man from El Paso just won college baseball Heisman. I’m in tears. I have so much pride in my city and it seems we are overlooked at best. We are a city in Texas, too. You’d have to be from here to really understand. I can’t really find the words. #ElPasoProud #HookEm

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@USAGoldenSpikes

2 years

The 44th Golden Spikes Award Winner: @ivanmelendez17_ of @TexasBaseball 🏆 📝:

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2 years

Good morning to all those whose college football team scored a point yesterday.

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@EP__Tex

1 month

Jordan Whittington: Active 53 man roster for the Los Angeles Rams. Drake Stoops: Waived by the Los Angeles Rams.

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@EP__Tex

2 months

Keeping score here for today only: @billyliucci tweets to girls on twitter: 9 Posts in Texags: 0 🤣

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@EP__Tex

11 months

I’m not going to miss playing Kansas State. I mean that as a sincere compliment. I wish Kansas State nothing but the best in their future.

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5 months

Texas Longhorns

@TexasLonghorns

5 months

going out in style 🏆🤘 #HookEm

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2 years

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2 years

Nothing about the Chris Beard situation is even remotely ok. Sickening. Sports are unimportant. My fandom is unimportant. Texas needs to send a strong statement. If you are somehow happy this situation occurred so that you can dunk on a hated sports rival, then you’re sick too.

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3 months

🚨Breaking: Current Texas player speaks (on the condition of anonymity) about Early leaving the program. “Coach Early was mean to me and hurt my feelings as soon as he got here. I called my mom right away. Just hurtful and unprofessional. Texas is better off without him.”

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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

2 years

Bijan Robinson: Rushing and Receiving 122 touches, 848 yards, 11 TD 20.3 touches/game 6.95 yards/touch 141.3 yards/game That’s pretty good if you ask me.

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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

1 year

Dear Kansas, Mad props to you. Seriously. I’m not mad at you at all for embarrassing Texas a few times. Y’all balled out and did what you were supposed to. It set us straight, so thank you. Keep your upward trajectory. I hope you do well in the future. ✌️

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5 months

Young man has a Texas Bijan jersey. 🤘🏻

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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

2 years

Is it me, or does it seem like Bijan Robinson had the quietest 171 yards of offense ever? Dude makes it look too easy. Seriously, 171 yards vs the statistically best defense in the conference. 171.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

If Texas lands Mathis, I will buy Gary Patterson’s country album.

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@EP__Tex

1 year

Dear Baylor, Fuck you. You’ve always been a dogshit program and I’m glad we’re leaving you as such. Sure, you won a few games for a few years by enabling RAPISTS and destroying lives, but you’ll never be able to escape what you truly are. I wish you nothing but the worst.

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@EP__Tex

11 months

News flash: Texas will lose players to the portal. It will be ok, I promise. Texas will also get players from the portal and it will be a net positive. Wish these young men well, they deserve it.

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@EP__Tex

1 year

Found them!! #HookEm 🤘🏻 (Also, I don’t give two shits about your opinion for Bud Light)

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@EP__Tex

3 months

Stealing our coach?! What a sleezy move by the A&M brass! What a LIAR! Longhorn Nation, time to send death threats to his family, dox Reveille, and make sure no Aggie is welcome in Austin ever again! (just kidding. Don’t do this. We’re not f-ing stupid like Aggies)

TexAgs

@TexAgs

3 months

BREAKING: Michael Earley is set to be hired as the next head coach of Texas A&M baseball ⚾️👍

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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

10 months

The moment we’ve all been waiting for. #ftp

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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

11 months

Christian Jones said, “nah coach. We’re taking the points.” Thank you, Christian.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Red River Rivalry ❌ Red River Showdown ❌ Red River Shootout ❌ RED. RIVER. SHUTOUT. ✅ 😤

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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

3 months

Imagine a former Texas player crying in an interview saying “Augie was mean to me.”

Nash

@NashTalksTexas

4 months

@HookEm702 I've posted it once before already, I'm a firm believer in only invoking the Augie once...twice max per season.

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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

1 year

I really hope Maalik does well. This young man stayed committed even when the staff continued to recruit his position. He’s worked hard and waited for his opportunity. He never wavered. Such an awesome opportunity for him. A true testament to hard work and belief in oneself.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

🥴

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@EP__Tex

7 months

This will never not be weird.

Tiger Vibes

@Tiger__Vibes

7 months

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Texas A&M is a national embarrassment. (Video via @Geaux402 )

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Duggan Fuggan Sucks 🤣

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@EP__Tex

2 years

dOiNg tHe LoRDs wORk

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Seems that Twitter did its thing.

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@EP__Tex

10 months

Texas doesn’t develop.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

NCAA: alright Aggies, we’re gonna make you a 7 seed so we can get the second round matchup with Texas. The viewership and ratings will be astronomical. The fans deserve it. Aggies:

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Favorite quote from the Sark presser: “Byron Murphy is a problem.”

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@EP__Tex

2 years

When A&M names their starting QB, is anyone going to care outside of College Station?

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@EP__Tex

4 months

(I never ever thought I’d ever say this, but I will anyway). Texas A&M Aggies, mad props to you. You have NOTHING to hang your heads about. #respect

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Notice how Arch’s feet aren’t set and the angle of his left foot is slanted. No accuracy at all. And, he’s not wearing any orange. Not a team player, not bought in, and will prob transfer. Cook still hasn’t learned that catching with two hands increases completion rate. Smh.

Texas Football

@TexasFootball

2 years

Fresh on the Forty - The Offense 🤘🧵 @ArchManning x @_jayythegreat_

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@EP__Tex

2 years

You can tell from these few seconds that there is a clear QB controversy in Austin. QE has made no improvement from last year (disappointing is an understatement). MM is STILL struggling with his accuracy and Arch looks like a 2-star as predicted. Sark is in trouble. Yeeeesh.

Texas Football

@TexasFootball

2 years

Slinging it 🎯

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@EP__Tex

1 year

I’ve seen every media availability and near every national interview Sark has done since he’s been at Texas. I may be wrong on this but I haven’t noticed any change in message, tone, or mannerisms from year 1 to year 3. Whether 5-7, 8-5, or 4-0 #3 in the nation. Same dude.

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😂

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@EP__Tex

11 months

I’m more nervous for K-State than I was for Bama. Texas has had their number 6 times in a row and I’m sure K-State wants this bad. Hopefully our boys will make it 7. #HookEm 🤘🏻

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@EP__Tex

1 year

TCU: We’re going to win this game. Oral Roberts: O. R. U? I’ll see myself out.

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@EP__Tex

18 days

Career NFL receptions/yards: Jordan Whittington: 2 rec, 22 yds Adonai Mitchell: 2 rec, 32 yds Xavier Worthy: 4 rec, 64 yds Drake Stoops: 0 rec, 0 yds Me: 0 rec, 0 yds

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EP__Tex

@EP__Tex

10 months

I never knew Bijan was a lefty.

Atlanta Falcons

@AtlantaFalcons

10 months

This kid’s Christmas wish was to play catch with @Bijan5Robinson Consider that wish granted ❤️ #ProBowlVote

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@EP__Tex

3 months

Some of the stuff I’ve seen from Aggie fans has been funny. Other stuff understandably sad and understandably angry. That’s totally fine. However, some stuff like threatening physical violence, destroying personal lives of coaches, and killing Bevo is downright egregious.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Texas is officially better than last year. The improvement is obvious and it’s showing up in the win column. I’m immeasurably happy with that. I’m all in on Sark. But I also know that the current disappearing act in the second half trend is unsustainable and very frustrating.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

If Texas stops playing baseball completely and Texas A&M continues its success rate in the College World Series, the Aggies will catch Texas’ CWS win total in the year 5,247. #AggieFactThursday @kyleumlang

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@EP__Tex

1 year

Fake news. CDC is not staying at Texas. CDC is chasing the USC job according to @billyliucci

Inside Texas

@InsideTexas

1 year

NEW — Texas Athletic Director Chris Del Conte expected to receive 7-year extension. STORY, by: @EricNahlin : (FREE) #HookEm

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Just saw a @GHamilton_On3 video. Ramonce Taylor is Derion Gullette’s High School track coach. Didn’t know that. Ramonce is one of my favorite Longhorns ever.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Not trying to dunk on anyone here. I’ve been a huge CFB fan for decades. I have never heard the term “Farmageddon” before this year. My bias is obviously tilted heavily toward Texas, but I follow the sport as a whole almost religiously. Literally never heard of Farmageddon.

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@EP__Tex

2 months

Aggies and Sooners are not allowed to celebrate. Their rules, not mine.

NBC Olympics & Paralympics

@NBCOlympics

2 months

Team USA WINS the men's 4x100m free relay for the United States' first gold medal of the #ParisOlympics ! 🥇🇺🇸

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3 months

RT to trigger an Aggie.

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8 months

If you took these two logos across the globe (yes, I’m implying the world is not flat), which logo do you think would have the higher success rate of being recognized? Exactly.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Theory: they purposely made the baker statue look like the T-1000 in order to divert attention from his two right feet. Discuss.

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Inside Texas

@InsideTexas

5 months

Steve Sarkisian calls Michael Taaffe "the professor."

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9 months

Texas is loaded at WR. It begs the questions… Who is the odd man out? Who can we expect to transfer out? I’m not being pessimistic. This is just my commentary on today’s CFB. We can’t realistically expect a WR room this talented to remain intact for long.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

@BluejayMBB How it started. How it ended.

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@EP__Tex

8 months

Reminder: your tax refund is not free money from the government. It is your own money that you let the government borrow at 0% interest.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Just at Walmart doing the Lord’s work.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

PERFECT FOOTBALL WEEKEND: Sooners lose: ✅ Aggies lose: ✅ UTEP wins: ✅ Texas wins: ✅ No Aaron Judge split screens: ✅

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@EP__Tex

1 year

Was it a first down? Probably. But I’ve been told countless times when even more egregious calls or no-calls go against Texas… DeaL WitH iT. It’S OnlY oNe PLaY. ONe PLaY DOeN’t LoSe a GAmE. DoN’T blaMe ThE ReFs BeCAuSe YoU sUcK…

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@EP__Tex

2 years

This might be the last time I’ll ever be able to post this, so here it goes. Texas A&M hasn’t won a College World Series game in 10,604 days. #AggieFactThursday

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@EP__Tex

1 year

I tweeted out on Saturday that Saban was playing 4D chess with the fans/media. He played the 2 lesser QBs, knowing Milroe was better, so that he could eliminate the “QB controversy” conversation in the media. Tell me I’m wrong. Lol

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7 months

Mood: 🤘🏻

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2 years

Texas. National. F’n. CHAMPIONS.

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2 years

I was under the impression that 5-7 seasons are bad.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

I can’t believe Texas missed on yet another QB evaluation. Arch has been on campus since JANUARY and has 3 FULL DAYS of official spring practice. And he hasn’t won the starting job yet? What is Sark doing?! So frustrating.

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@EP__Tex

11 months

Like a dumbass, I was looking for GameDay on TV. “Where the heck is it? I know this is the right channel.” Today is Friday. Today is not Saturday. 🤦‍♂️

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Imagine being young QB coached every day of your life (literally) by 6 time Super Bowl participants (4 time champ), 3 top 2 NFL draft picks with a combined 47 NFL seasons. And yet, a week with Trent Dilfer is considered better tutelage.

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@EP__Tex

2 years

Form the @hornscountry Instagram. You should follow them in Insta as well.

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@EP__Tex

4 months

In my opinion, Steve Patterson deserves the lion’s share of the blame for Texas’ decade long free fall. Far more than Mack. Far more than Charlie. How bad did it get at Texas under Steve Patterson? Steve Patterson fired this man.

Texas Longhorns

@TexasLonghorns

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congrats to our very own @UT_Bianco on his @CollSportsComm Hall Of Fame induction! 🤘 #HookEm

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@EP__Tex

2 years

That’s Norman? 🥴

StoopsBros

@StoopsBros

2 years

Per his IG, #Mizzou transfer WR Javian “JJ” Hester ( @JJHester_8 ) is in Norman today. As a freshman for the Tigers, JJ caught 12 passes for 225 yards & 2 TDs. 4⭐️ c/o ‘20 from Tulsa, OK @BookerTFootball #Sooners #OUDNA #BoomerSooner

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@EP__Tex

11 months

Scrolling through this app this morning has me thinking Texas is 3-7, not 9-1.

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@EP__Tex

9 months

I’ve been a Cowboys fan since birth. But I’m not even mad. This was the expected outcome. Sad, really. I’m numb to it. I don’t know if that makes me a bad fan or not. Regardless, they are my team. I’m going to watch the games, support them, and cheer for them.

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@EP__Tex

3 months

There’s like 3 (maybe 4) Aggies I feel for. However, I would sacrifice their sports happiness for the good of the country. I may not call Tennessee “the fake UT” ever again. Their service to our society this week has been immeasurable. I will call them “t.u.” lol.

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@EP__Tex

7 months

Awwww yea. #iykyk

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@EP__Tex

9 months

Mr. Terry, winners get to do what they want. Don’t like the horns down? Stop them from winning. It’s literally that simple.

Tyler Feldman

@TylerFeldmanTV

9 months

Not sure what was said or happened, but here's #Texas head coach Rodney Terry telling some #UCF players in the handshake line, "That's classless. Don't do that shit." #HookEm

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1 year

At least two former Longhorns will be playing against Texas this season. It’s ok to wish them well AND hope our team beats theirs. These young men made the best decisions they could make for themselves and their families. No need to be egregiously negative towards them.

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2 years

Twitter. Ladies and gentlemen.

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7 months

With all due respect, and I really mean this.. Fuck. Tech. With all my heart and soul. I wish them nothing but the worst.

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@EP__Tex

1 year

3-0. All wins by double digits. All wins involved overcoming adversity and great second half play. Defense shows up. Offense is inconsistent but finds a way. Coaches are adjusting in-game. Different players stepping up when others are off. I feel good. 🤘🏻

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9 months

I don’t think he comes back without Sark. Just sayin. Everyone calm down. Lol

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9 months

Had to repost. Too good 😂

Barstool UCF

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9 months

Good morning

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2 years

I guess not.

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2 years

This makes me happy. I’m happy for coach Smart and the success he’s having. As long as he’s not directly competing vs Texas, I’ll root for this man always. Congrats coach!

Marquette University

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BIG 🕺 🎟️ 👊

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2 years

Trash. I know most ou fans are not like this, so I’m not posting this as an indictment on their fan base. But this guy… this guy is trash.

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1 year

“Ok, LISTEN UP! Quinn, I’m gonna need you to miss on some deep balls and make a few bad reads. OL, I’m gonna need you to miss some blocks. Let them hit Quinn… not too hard, though. We’re going to put out bad tape so Bama is over confident.” -Sark’s pregame speech (probably)

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2 years

Burnt Orange Nation, people. 🤦‍♂️

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