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@throbthabuilder

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“The adventure in your life will be found in responsibility…”

Joined December 2020
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
You wake up in the morning and hit one of these for about 2 minutes then get back to your business and stand on it. 😭
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@grandtheftnoise
𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 🦅
6 months
I’m so grateful that I’m not a man bro. On a genuine level, I could never. The sacrifice, the stoicism, required rigidness, the ills of manhood, the responsibilities etc? Your world could literally be burning down tonight and by tomorrow morning you need to have a plan😭
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
Having an infertile sneaky link must be a dream
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
The problem asking you what the problem is
@BeniNitq
Benita
3 months
Why do men feel worthless without money?
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
Imagine you’re rich asf and your homies tell you “Yo there’s a motive on Friday”. You slide and when you get there, it’s Jeffery Epstein’s island and now your name is on a list
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
Nigerians have ruined the game I love. They’ve got Eddie Nketiah thinking they deserve Kylian Mbappe wages
@YoFavesFave
Pearl Soso
6 months
A 50/50 relationship is not one I aspire to be in. I don’t look forward to it nor do I want it.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
11 months
“You don’t own femininity or periods” is the greatest act of psychological warfare I’ve ever seen in my life
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Null
11 months
Ngl trans-women unleashing misogyny from behind enemy lines is the greatest act of infiltration in history
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
@Vhoyde That’s what i was saying 😭💔
@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
Imagine you’re rich asf and your homies tell you “Yo there’s a motive on Friday”. You slide and when you get there, it’s Jeffery Epstein’s island and now your name is on a list
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
If you’ve been looking for the secret formula to succeeding at everything you do, here it is. Blind self belief. I’m talking confidence that borders delusion. Be it an exam, a heavy deadlift PR or a meeting for a project proposal, you have to walk in there with blind selfbelief
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
23 days
Retirement hasn’t been gentle has it?
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@amukelani_02
Amke.
23 days
Guys I have a question, why are these grown men( 30 and above) dating kids in varsity? How are you 35 and sleeping with a 19 year old?
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 years
Tourism students submitting their lion 5 minutes before the deadline
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
2 months
After a year, there are no good intentions left.
@Nosiphongwenya9
Latto💋
2 months
Men don't give up sana. They'll chase you for 5 years 😭✋
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
5 months
Reasonable parents that possess critical thinking.
@em_Lazzy
Lazzyyyyyy
5 months
What is a privilege that people act as if it isn't
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
9 months
When she starts giving you distance cause she finally hates you >>>
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@bontlendlovu__
𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐮
9 months
that phase where you slowly start hating your boyfriend is crazy 😭 .
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
@Nkosi_nathi17 That’s why you gotta trust your sneaky links
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
11 days
I raise you Botswana. Same as SA but a quarter of the crime and nearly no white people.
@MoneyyMannTT
YSL
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As much as okes hate SA This is the best place to be if you black
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
1 year
I can already feel the mid-semester crash and burnout coming and we haven’t even opened yet.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
2 months
The cosmetics industry and social media have damaged the girl child beyond repair.
@Timidey4you
Eyan Ronaldo. 𓃵𓃵🏆
2 months
When you think you've seen it all. They have started reducing forehead now? 😩😳
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
9 months
Does your father know you get anxiety attacks because men on twitter hate their girlfriends that aren’t you?
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 years
@oozyooh Chakra huns and girls that burn incense. O batla go loya ngwana wa ga mang?
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
When you’re thinking about talking back but he’s sitting across the room quietly looking over his newspaper 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Darth3615
Seebs
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All I know is this. A father and husband would NEVER allow the kids to gang up on their mother if she's at fault with something.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
10 months
@Thabo_Kemang @Vhoyde Inflation wears your buying power away, sometimes faster than interest can compensate for it.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
5 months
So they keep making music like the rent due
@FreshyT33
fresh a munch
5 months
People who gatekeep music are insane why don't you want your favorite artist to start making money
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
14 days
They think we forgot about them being the group maid on girls trips because they couldn’t afford the alcohol.
@mazzjongun
Leonidas I
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they’re out here getting bullied by the girl with “BIG MADAM” in her bio. can’t tell her you don’t have money for brunch.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
7 months
She goes to gym too. She’s gotta be eating her burgers with a glass of diesel or smthn
@Vhoyde
Null
7 months
All that touring and dancing and she never loses weight. What the fuck is her calorie intake?
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
14 days
“He was absolutely ELATED” and this is what you looked like the whole time going there cause you knew it was gonna be in your dime.
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@SuperZuluGoku
Bab’Shamase
14 days
Basadi will know you are a sneaker head and will wanna go on a safari get away instead of buying you 3 Jordan 1s 💔😭 Smh man
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
8 months
“I don’t wanna get too big” Bro I PROMISE you, you’re not who you think you are 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
1 year
@Vhoyde When does the boundaries update hit?😭😭😭
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
5 months
You people are incapable of understanding the concept of community and that’s why some of you blacks will never progress past overpriced car loans and crappy 3 bedrooms in the suburbs.
@KoketsoResane
Koketso Resane 🇿🇦
5 months
“It happened to Njabulo, so it happens to all of us” Ya’ll love victimhood neh?
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
Leaving the house in a porsche and getting home in your Air forces💔💔💔💔💔
@ewnreporter
EWN Reporter
6 months
[WATCH] Some cars that are not road worthy are now being impounded by police officers. @_NMabaso
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
9 months
So in your humble opinion, you’re the only one allowed to talk negatively about people’s appearances because you’re objectively good looking and classically beautiful right?
@Shalatheunicorn
$HALA🇵🇸🇿🇦
9 months
And it’s always the men that look like the 1 percent of germs detergents can’t kill that have the most to say about her appearance
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
So would I ❤️
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
10 months
If you were to write an IQ test alongside a small dog and a koala and I had to bet who would be the two highest marks, I’d choose the dog twice.
@Richie_l0c0
Richard “Richie Loco” Nevels 🏁
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Let’s all be technical then. If he wins gold at the Olympics he’s not the fastest man in the world because he didn’t race everybody in the world. Regardless if he competes against the world’s best, he’s only the fastest man in the Olympics, not the world.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
She missed my call and didn’t call back.
@ayanda_yandiey_
Ayanda.
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Gents ? 😁
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
14 days
Meanwhile Majita will ask you “is that a new pair of shoes” for the third time (it’s been the same pair of shoes every single time)
@Vhoyde
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It will be the 6th birthday celebration this year and she'll need a new outfit or get judged
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
14 days
“What do you even get a man for his birthday?” Girl that’s your boyfriend how are we supposed to know ?🕊️
@Vhoyde
Null
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You can't expect the gender that doesn't even know how to gift their partner to have any real observations on men
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
5 months
You motherfuckers will eat this everyday and sleep 14 hours and have the audacity to say losing weight is hard sies
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
My indriver just bought me a new car
@FreshyT33
fresh a munch
6 months
Tweet like your mutual
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
27 days
How the new job is going
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
11 months
One of my friends failed (wasn’t terrible but wasn’t great) his year 12 so he took a gap year, went back for A levels, got a scholarship, took ANOTHER gap year is is now going to one of the best universities in Canada. This life needs you to be living it at your own pace
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
9 months
Streets will never forget
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yea stop playin with Jorja Smith
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
@blxckslaw It’s true
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
The biggest problem with how we learn math is that they teach us concepts and never elaborate on how they relate to each other or the physical realm. That kind of teaching is incredibly counterintuitive to the way humans internalize concepts.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
1 year
The BG vs IG debate is almost here 👁️👄👁️. Men and women who’ve been done w school for 6 years
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
I’m well known around these ends
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@BurntCroissaint
🍫Mr.GoodBar🍫
6 months
Fuck a face card. Where are the body cards?!
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
9 months
Time to lock in
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
9 months
Making incredible gains again. Gonna get bigger so tattoos make sense
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
Nothing to advertise. Follow me dickheads
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
I’m of the opinion that as a man, you CANNOT be physically incompetent. You have to have something going on. Sports, combat training, gym…SOMETHING. Beyond the “Indoda must”, majita re tshabelelwa ke malwetse nyana so the best thing you can do for yourself is stay fit.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
9 months
Occasionally I think to myself: “What if she was playing hard to get and I just charged it to the game and moved on?” I then proceed to reassure myself that I wouldn’t want a woman who plays games anyway.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
Bro looks like he has mob ties
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
Dropping down to one 2 plates was the best decision I’ve ever made for my form and technique.
@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
Man I might just take a video and show you niggas the purest squaring technique on this app
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
4 months
I can’t be mysterious man. I occupy a lot of space. My mannerisms are large and audacious and I walk with pride. It would be disingenuous to who I am to try and moderate any aspect of myself for any reason.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
9 months
God will punish you with a disabled baby for your sins
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
I don’t mind the concept of spending on a girl and spoiling her or whatever. My problem comes when you think I have to earn your attention. That’s no longer a monetary transaction. I’m paying for it with my pride and reputation.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
8 months
TL was so crickets when they were like “watch how they defend him.” We all looked at each other like 👁️👁️ 👀
@kwets11
member of Hamas
8 months
Women can’t believe men didn’t defend diddy because in their minds we defend any man simply because he is a man in the same way they defend any woman simply because its a woman, they can’t fathom the idea that maybe just maybe we respond to cases based on the facts not identity😭
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
15 days
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭not the Angel Investor in women’s friendship
@Vhoyde
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Lol female friendships are based on looks and content. Any woman who can't or is unwilling to keep up with the demands is exiled from the friend group. I've financially subsidised many women's ability to keep up with their friends and it's wild how much help y'all need.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
Gahdamn, this tweet did numbers 😭
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
9 months
It’s time we start considering replacements. I think we need to review Ella Mai’s application. She was a close second when both of them were coming up.
@Vhoyde
Null
9 months
We're not fat shaming, we're mourning
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
Cashless era y’a eng re sena zip code. Administration ye e tloga e ba e swaba
@Jebba11
Mr Rre Showa
4 months
A gona se a sa se lekeng Sisiboy
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
8 months
The Botswana Cricket national team being entirely Indian, to this day, is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
I think we should legalize all substances and let natural selection do its thing
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
8 months
Explaining to non-Tswana women that no you cannot come to meet my mother with your septum piercing and tattoos showing <<<
@Vhoyde
Null
8 months
Yes, I've often found myself explaining things that I knew I'd never have to explain to a Xhosa woman
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Department of Homeland Security
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
@similooooo Has to be women talking about this
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
5 months
Bro will be in sandals and a Mercedes T-shirt standing next to the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in your life
@kwets11
member of Hamas
5 months
The only community with financial fair play is the coloured community, their baddies are dating gents with a honda civic and call center gig.😭
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
1 year
@Nyashwarrrior Don’t listen to them boi. You dropped a hard line
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
4 months
“I don’t need Christianity because i can just be a good person” Okay but you don’t speak for the other 8 billion people on earth. You’re making incredibly wrong assumptions about human nature all in the name of a “gotcha” moment.
@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
4 months
“If you need religion to be a good person then you’re not a good person” is such a tired argument. It contributes nothing to the discussion on the merits of religion and theology in the grand scheme of things and it’s incredibly shallow as it can even be applied normal laws
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
1 year
I never seen a bad photo of Lori Harvey or Yara Shahidi
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@xxfplxmaestroxx
Jordan
1 year
Name a celebrity whose face card has never declined
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
4 months
I’d start hating my girlfriend too if I got home from a 12 hour shift to find a salad
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
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@_slickwench
fuma
6 months
@SonderRue Yes yes yes yes yes
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
You guys are stupid man. You think the chemical imbalances in your brain care if you “man up” ?😭😭😭😭😭😭 Your hallucinations will NOT stop just because you watched a few Andrew Tate videos. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You’re now a walking danger to yourself and other people
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
5 months
The state of our public schools will always be representative of the state of our economy. Nothing can improve without proper investment in education from the ground up.
@Brodie_BroB
Brodie
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Could speak more on this education debacle but I’m hungry . lol
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 years
Bathi "Indoda must have a car and a beard" mme motho a sena coffee table kana rragwe ko lapeng.
@oozyooh
ً
3 years
fellas, what’s gives you the ick? c’mon, this is a safe space.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
Sephinya se Kooteng se ka fumigate’a building ye nale diTermites
@MoreFac31ess
Victoria Neuman
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Yah
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 years
Me after getting a job as a security guard at a warehouse and seeing the bat signal over my building
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
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Unbelievably hard soft launch
@YouDunnoVusi
Vusi.Mz🦉🇫🇷
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
2 years
Gape there are no jobs mfana, have a beer
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
8 months
I like my rounds the way I like my deadlifts. Raw and intense
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Department of Homeland Security
1 year
I’d act right for her
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
11 months
Koore even after we lowered the standards of intelligence to damn near the bowels of hell, you still found a way to somehow play limbo with the devil .
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
5 months
Me, a Motswana, touching down in Cape Verde pretending to be from Midrand:
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@TheRealAlostro
Alostro🇿🇦
5 months
Gents. Cape Verde women love us. Book your tickets
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
If the redpill “Stay hard” stufff works for YOU that’s fine. But telling people to get off their meds is actively endangering themselves and the people around them. Please, stop it.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
8 months
My Rizz is very experimental. It’s either the line of the year or a potential screenshot
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
7 months
Let this serve as a reminder that I am only one of you by necessity. If I make it, do NOT call me a class traitor. I was never on your team.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
Act like you’ve been here before. Composure in front of goal. Also it helps to insinuate that you have Real Madrid money
@MICRHYMESA
ShenRon
6 months
Gents I need tips on how to win these typa baddie's with a aston villa transfer budget looks like it's going to take time to be at the top financial wise
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
2 months
If there’s any prayer God needs to answer, it’s this one.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
8 months
FIFA wants to keep making more football competitions but player’s bodies can’t handle it. Eventually we’re gonna have to have the uncomfortable chat about PEDs at the highest level
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
1 year
“Hope your soulmate got a soul when you meet her”
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
2 years
The world went downhill when we started telling people their opinions mattered
@tlthrgn
Happy Kwanzaa
2 years
and y’all real life harass fat people on this app ten times worse. and i’m sending so much love to them rn. fatness is so layered and i am grateful to all the people who have informed my politic and that also being reflected in the coursework i’m learning.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
6 months
It’s literally a Rick and Morty scene
@YungZuluIqhawe
Skandi 🔴
6 months
@SonderRue Yea qualifying yourself is a slick move. Simping works though
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
2 years
I will love breasts and I will love them with my whole heart.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
4 months
Rizz❌ Lovebombing✅
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
29 days
The “I’ll figure something out” lifestyle as a boy child starts as soon as your turn 13. In this life must o iphandlele
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
3 months
My sizzling political take is that there were almost no upsides to colonialism. They brought nothing that we couldnt have eventually done ourselves.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
8 months
“I don’t wanna get too big” lol okay mister 55kg 💀
@Kwizera_sa
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8 months
"I refuse"
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
1 year
They said Kendrick is 5’5 like it’s a war crime to be short 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@poloandgina
Ochoa💤
1 year
playboi carti is a domestic abuser Kendrick is 5'5 Kanye is a nazi Future mentally abuses women At the end of the day,your favorite rappers are terrible people
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
2 years
Academic validation>>
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
7 months
Women are so gorgeous man. Monogamy is a punishment
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
5 months
Everyday I get quieter and quieter because you people become more and more unpleasant to experience.
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
7 months
Truth
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@gymgirllex
BBL LEX
7 months
Having built your body brick by brick makes you a different kind of cocky
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@throbthabuilder
Department of Homeland Security
9 months
This is why pretty women shouldn’t be allowed to talk man. Y’all just say anything
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