Laqueefa🌬 @thisismainaah Twitter profile

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Laqueefa🌬

10 months

My 2024 resolution is to honour the promises and commitments I make to myself. If nothing at all, I want this to be the one I thing I achieve

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Motion sickness is brought about by your eyes and ears sending conflicting information to your brain, the eyes relay you are stationary, while ears relay you are in motion, this makes your brain think you are poisoned hence forcing you to vomit in order to get rid of the poison

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Every 2 minutes in town My head: hee na waschana ni warembo hii Nairobi

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@thisismainaah

9 months

Nyeri mnatokeanga kwa barabara watu wawili mkiwa mmeacha watano kwa bafu na watawangoja

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@wangari_mm

9 months

Mat za ushago mnaweza rudi nyuma 10Kms kuendea mtu mmoja

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@thisismainaah

7 months

Nimekuchekesha mara tano in 1 min na bado unaniuliza what I bring to the table jameni

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@thisismainaah

10 months

Jiheshimu is the one word that sounds exactly like what it means. Ina evoke the right feeling 😭

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@thisismainaah

2 years

I want the universe to be so kind to my mother, may she experience nothing but joy in her heart and may she rebuild her broken pieces and become even better 🤎🥺

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Lakini surely, how were pretenders worse than murders kusema tu ukweli😭😭

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@thisismainaah

4 months

Omggg you guys speak about Rongai, kutoka 2 hadi sahii 5 bado kuna gunshots na wanarushia watu tear gas bado, arghh nimejam bana. #RutoMustGo

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@thisismainaah

9 months

We came. We came with our partners, our mothers, our sisters, our friends. When they write about the women of kenya tell them we were brave and strong. Tell them we remembered those we lost and said their names today. May we live to see the fruits of our efforts in our lifetime.

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@thisismainaah

9 months

For the women before me, the women alongside me today and for those who will come after us, may we dare to dream of a femicide free country, may we feel safe in OUR homes and everywhere we go. #EndFemicideKE #TotalShutDownKE

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@thisismainaah

5 months

I can do all things thru Christ who strengthens me except buying a top for 700 on Instagram

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@thisismainaah

2 years

I've been so nauseous today morning ni kama shosho yangu anataka nimtumie mtu wa kubabysit huko mbinguni

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@thisismainaah

1 year

My shosh is about to have some company🥳love that for her🥰

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@thisismainaah

2 years

I've been so nauseous today morning ni kama shosho yangu anataka nimtumie mtu wa kubabysit huko mbinguni

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@thisismainaah

3 years

Aishhh ABOLISH UNPAID INTERNSHIPS !!!

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@thisismainaah

10 months

And merry Christmas to our friends and family not here today✨️. We miss you everyday 🤍🕊

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@thisismainaah

3 years

On God, najua siku nitagraduate nitalia adi nitetemeke mabega juu hii shule hunijaribu tu kila siku😭

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Sijai elewa the period shame that makes you hide your menstrual products from your partner, you won't find my used pads everywhere but am not going out of my way to hide pads and tampons juu you allegedly get disgusted with periods.

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@thisismainaah

3 years

Lol in highschool people would literally judge you for reading novels during exam time,nani amekuambia sijasomea exam sister truphena?😭💀

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@thisismainaah

3 years

Tbh, hizo matching pajamas za Christmas hukaa so cute🤩,can't wait to do with my person and our dog 😭🥰

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@thisismainaah

10 months

Hii break up head mtu anaendea after siku ngapi?

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@thisismainaah

3 years

I really find it dumb when someone says " unapierce / tattoo hapo na hakuna mtu ataiona" Bold of you to think I'm doing this for someone else brother kangethe!

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@thisismainaah

10 months

That skin to skin cuddling with one leg on their thighs with your head on their chest na the other arm around you>>>>>>> Anyway hata naguess smh

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@T___th6

10 months

Kulala uchi na mtoto wa mtu after a nice round of sex🕯

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Now if abortions were legal, we wouldn't be having kids left under trees

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@Ma3Route

2 years

06:57 Someone has decided to throw the kid away, ako next to ngong SDA church, Ngong,needs help @ntvkenya @NPSOfficial_KE via @nyamwayagabu

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Ik I'm a gifter I just don't have the funds to spoil my friends 🤣🤣

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@thisismainaah

2 years

I thought people joked when they said they could literally feel the pain their hearts when they were heartbroken till I felt it just now

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@thisismainaah

6 months

Cancer is so strange because wdym my mum is preparing my sister and I in advance for our pops burial 💀yaani inafika mahali mnaanza kujipanga in case of any eventuality msm💔

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Kuongelesha mtu na syche akose kurudisha the same energy unabakingi ukifeel shitty lmaoo

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Cha ukwelo nani anataka tuende gikomba pamoja?😭na ukue na ka knowledge juu mimi sijui gikomba at all😭au tuende tufigure out pamoja

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@thisismainaah

4 months

Tukifika hapa Jacob juma alisema tufanye nini, I'm sure there is a tweet for this particular moment 😭😭

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@thisismainaah

4 months

Omggg nimetoka class kugoogle a questions my students asked me😭😭

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Aki leo nimeshuta class sikuwa nadhani itanuka😭and I blamed my students for it😭😭

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@thisismainaah

3 years

My school was trashy but you know what wasn't? It's view time ya sunrise au sunset🤩

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@thisismainaah

2 years

□it's complicated ☑it's opaque

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@thisismainaah

1 year

Eeeh tujifunze kutumia punctuation marks😭😭

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@YesIamArchie

1 year

Mimi vile napenda kukula pastor ataniambia nini ndio I starve myself to death?

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@thisismainaah

1 year

Mnabully mrembo juu mtu wake amemtumia 1500 mimi hata 300 sahii naeza furahi sana

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@thisismainaah

3 years

The feminine urge to wear his shirt after coitus>>>

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@thisismainaah

9 months

Day 4578995421147900 without sex and I just gagged while brushing my tongue, a weak bitch is what I'm becoming

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Did you know a group of ladybugs is called a loveliness?

TechWicky

@TechWicky

2 years

Nikita Kering or Azziad

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@thisismainaah

1 year

Vile nakuanga pro women, I hope I get to work with NGOs that support women and feminism to make a meaningful impact on women worldwide. From my mouth to God's ears walai🕯🧎‍♀️

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2 years

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@thisismainaah

2 years

The sun may not be out today but atleast sifanyi exams in January 🤣

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@thisismainaah

11 months

Hii ni so funny ju mnadhani huyo dem alikuwa anabeba food ju she's going thru smth or she's broke, hata labda hakuwa anataka kurudi kwa nyumba kupika🤣cooking is a whole chore when you stay alone

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@thisismainaah

5 months

Ngl I'm too freaky to end up with a vanilla and closed minded nigga

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Calling me everyday is such a quick way of making me fall in love with you

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@thisismainaah

3 years

Before I knew about streaking,nilikuwa nashangaa mbona watu siwajui wananitumia mapicha😭💀

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@thisismainaah

5 months

Niko na free time so I thought to write a thread nobody asked for in regarding checking in with your friends who are going thru a difficult time especially with grief. This is just smth I've seen with my friends in particular

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@thisismainaah

3 years

Burna boy's bank on it doesn't receive the hype it should😭

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Mtu mmoja anadisrespect parents wake mnaanza kuturefer as " this generation" as if kids kuwild ni kitu mpya na gen z

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@thisismainaah

2 years

It's crazy how Kibanja was a baddie tukiwa hs and till today she's one of the badest babes to grace social media

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@thisismainaah

1 year

Hao marafiki zako hawakujangi kwenu ni wewe tu unaendanga kwao

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@thisismainaah

5 months

I don't hide my menstrual products

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@jiggymaami

6 months

What’s your act of micro-feminism? 😂😂

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@thisismainaah

11 months

Wake up girlsssssssss, the day is upon us🤩

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@thisismainaah

3 years

I cant wait to show my girls my boobs when I pierce my nipples 🤩

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@thisismainaah

9 months

I really hate when I say to a man "I hate cooking" and he proceeds to ask me, "lakini si mimi utakuwa unanipikia?" Brother friend if I don't cook for myself what makes you think I'll cool for you😭😭think monkey, think.

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@thisismainaah

2 years

@Wamzzzy @shawrizz "Let the children come to me" and I'll do just that

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@thisismainaah

4 years

Open for surprise🤩

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@thisismainaah

10 months

Tuonyeshe vile umejibu hapo kwa "no one can love you like I do"🤣🤣

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@thisismainaah

5 months

Yk what would heal me rn? Chipo na pork wet fry combined 😭🥴

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Idk who needs to hear this but as long as he didn't ask you to be his girlfriend please continue talking to other people, juu one day mtaargue na akuulize mbona unakasirika na wewe si manzi yangu and he would be right.

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Everyone should have an SOS settings,on samsung you don't even need WiFi as long as you have airtime,when you press your power button 3 times it will send a picture and your location to your emergency contacts.

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@Gaddafess

2 years

Huko kwa Muthiora some lady sent an SOS to her friend that she went to visit a Nigerian client in Utawala, they locked her in (3 men), took out her sim cards and deleted her WhatsApp. She however managed to use their WiFi & send the SOS and now she's just been rescued 😭😭

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Nutting to your own sex tape>>>>>🥴

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@thisismainaah

2 years

@PashieIsDelulu Try staying in the front seats it's easier to focus on the road that way and don't use your phone or read a book,also carry some water

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@thisismainaah

11 months

I got married at 20 to my hubby after getting pregnant. I'm glad I didn't go thru the "hoe phase" like my friends as I kept my body for my huzzy. Those who laughed at me have no one to marry them as their value has withered away and they will end up being cat mums 🤣

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11 months

Babes who got married at 22, 23, 24…..are you glad you did, or do you regret it?

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@thisismainaah

4 years

I wish more people knew how hard it is to gain weight too😩

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4 years

It could take me a whole year to try and gain 7 kg, but just one week to lose 10. It’s exhausting.

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@thisismainaah

4 months

Brooo kuna gunshots fr rongai tunaziskia tukiwa kwa nyumba mind you I live far from the road 😭😭

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@thisismainaah

8 months

Hee my battery operated boyfriend hataki kucharge, I'm going to loose my goddamn mimd😭😭

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@thisismainaah

1 year

My takeaway from this thread, is that horny women are ungovernable fr😭😭

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

@Osama_otero

1 year

Gentlemen, this is a space. Dem akikukatia huwa unaingia box haraka ama huwa unajifanya kidogo before uingie?

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@thisismainaah

9 months

@qabaleee I hate such comments because regardless of what you do si you will still turn 27/28? Better to be 28 with your masters than without it

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@thisismainaah

3 years

Si you streak them so that you get to know them au?

almightycarie🌟

@BretCarie

3 years

How do you have streaks with someone you don’t know???How???

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@thisismainaah

2 years

@amammeka @longlivelaii How you gone compare an adult to an infant please???

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@thisismainaah

4 years

On God @guylikericky is as fine as his threads buanaa😍😍mpesa tunatuma kwa number Gani😂???

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@thisismainaah

3 years

@crysbreeezy Plus mgongo wazi

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Lmaoo just remembered my friend went for a sleepover at this man's house and had to sleep on his chest the whole time juu hata pillowcase ni chafu

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@thisismainaah

2 years

If I get out of my depression alive I'm going to believe I can do anything

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@thisismainaah

10 months

Injinia is 2 mins away from posting a ngl link 🤣🤣

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@thisismainaah

11 months

My contribution to society is always carrying a pad, panty liner and a tampon everytime I'm going out ju I believe I'll meet someone who needs them

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@thisismainaah

2 years

RETWEET WIDELY!!! I'm looking for a sugar daddy who doesn't want sugar because this 9-5 is clearly not my portion😭

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Githeri na indomie>>>>>>>>>>> Githeri na mchele >>>>>>>> Githeri na ugali>>>

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@thisismainaah

3 months

Marry you twice by Charisma iko na crack, what a song!

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@thisismainaah

5 months

Small top, baggy bottoms 😍😍>>>>

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@thisismainaah

4 months

Na after all this, hatutasahau @SafaricomPLC ilislow down net kufacilitate a massacre in its own country, after giving out peoples location to be abducted,we will be there!!! Their blood is on your hands.

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@thisismainaah

9 months

Girls flirting with each other is just endless compliments and I love that >>>

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@thisismainaah

3 months

Na kitu ingine tunafaa kuabolish ni hizi nominated seats, enda upiganie kura kama wenzako au ukae, wdym kuna hata nominated MCAs, ushenzi tu!

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@thisismainaah

10 months

How do you know 32 people that you can sleep with, actually how do you know 32 people 😭

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@pkemuntoo

10 months

How can someone have 32 body counts in s span of 2 months na ako bold kusema💀😭😭mko kazi nyi watu😂😂

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Two siblings can experience their parents differently and both experiences are valid

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@thisismainaah

4 years

Dear God🥺🥺tunataka kupiga sherehe manzee😓just keep us safe plus our friends ❤️🤲

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Fisting Golden showers Spitting in each others mouths Ile ya kupupuliwa/kupupuliana

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@thisismainaah

9 months

When you have divorced parents, your mum's place always feels like home, your dad's? Like a bnb where you get to spend a few days😭

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@thisismainaah

2 years

@s_nyabanda Because why im I paying 2500 for 50ml of sunscreen that needs to be reapplied throughout the day???

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@thisismainaah

3 years

Ovulation boobs are so pretty and heavy but I just hate how my nips be just sore like all the time 😩

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@thisismainaah

2 years

Me to my brain sahii Wee shika main points huezi shindwa kuexplain 😭

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@thisismainaah

1 year

Idk about cleansing but heal the part of yourself that attracted you to them in the first place or you will meet the same person in a different body.

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@KaroroMitchelle

1 year

You must cleanse after a break up to avoid attracting the same person in a different body

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@thisismainaah

4 years

@BadtingT Small tirries big ass girls will always be pretty to me😍😍😚

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@thisismainaah

10 months

Y'all talk about prostitution like its not among the oldest professions in the world 😭😭Jesus was getting his feet cleaned by them hoes babyyy

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When did prostitution become a norm?

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@thisismainaah

3 years

Just thinking about the babe that masturbated with a smokie in my highschool alafu ikavunjikia ndani🤣🤣🤣

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@thisismainaah

5 months

Idk who needs to hear this but if your moving on is based of your ex seeing your improved version and missing you just shows you still seek validation from them. They probably knew you had a "good"/"bad" body and they still didn't want you, decenter men today!

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@thisismainaah

3 years

Just cause its my fav one🥰

Ollie Mutai: LAS at Chemi Chemi

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3 years

Women with nose rings will be the end of me, show me those nose rings please 🥺🥺🥺

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3 years

Kunywa kahawa sherehe ya December isikupite juu ya mimba please😭😂

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@thisismainaah

9 months

@Gathirwa4 Mnaambia mmoja ashinde akirudi home kuangalia kama wamemaliza anatoka na ka bag moja moja mkisema wanakuja🤣🤣

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@thisismainaah

1 year

@DaveKengabi Shule nilikuwa TP tulikuwa tunalipwa 150 ya remedials per class na wiki uko na tu classes mbili alafu unakatwa 250 ya mkate ya 11😭😭

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@thisismainaah

2 years

TW//Rape* So I've just opened tik tok and a true crime story just popped. There was a school called St kizito in Meru. It was a mixed boarding school. One night in 1991 the boys switch off the lights in the school. The watchman tells the girls to go their dorm.

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