Max Whiteman @thewhiteman_10 Twitter profile

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eat out to help out was the best thing the tories have done in my lifetime, this cost about 20 quid

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

1 year

🚨 | BREAKING: Rishi Sunak is under fire as it's revealed his "spectacularly stupid" Eat Out to Help Out scheme will be the FOCUS of the Covid inquiry "The Treasury failed to involve scientists in decisions and the formulation of [the] policy" [ @guardian ]

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Hahahaha @drfc_official coach has broken down. Supporters bus has come to pick them up, now got the starting XI sat next to boozing donny fans. God bless the Football League.

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@DenisBelVlogs @MichaelBensonn he manages to make a bailiff look like the good guy, takes some fucking skill that

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@10woz_ yeah, southgate plays negative football so we should replace him with mourinho

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@mattzarb @faizashaheen you’ve lost the plot mate

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#drfc twitter standing our ground against the thousands of louis tomlinson fans tonight

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8 months

anyone selling libertines tickets for falmouth?

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8 months

must be the only person ever to be annoyed they can’t go to grimsby, superb day out last year. if you’re arsed about watching football, don’t go uni in the south west.

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6 months

sal packed today. full of plastics. where were they on a cold tuesday night?

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@WolfofHobbiton this gimmick

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@sspencerukk

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@LPlatten this statement came out in september 2021, and the happy clappers fully accepted it

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1 year

was brill for me last year on football manager

Doncaster Rovers FC

@drfc_official

1 year

We are delighted to confirm the signing of Deji Sotona on a two-year deal 🔴⚪ #drfc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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cannot wait to start drinking later. i’m shaking in excitement.

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@TheFLZone anyone would be lucky to have him, he’s an absolute gem

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telling someone to kill themself because someone bantered your favourite singer is proper mentally ill behaviour hahahaha

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1 year

@BrianLongFilms @kirawontmiss after what amount of time are we allowed to visit cool things where people also died? i’ve been to the colosseum in rome, plenty of people died there but it’s still obviously incredible to look at

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chall reaching #climax in the back right

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Big thanks to everyone who came for a pint in the Sal. Great pub, full of fans having a good time 🍻

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to purple aki: When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high And don't be afraid of the dark At the end of a storm There's a golden sky And the sweet silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain For your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on

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@iamcobbina we didn’t forget brendan

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if naked martin has no fans, i am dead.

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9 months

Joe rogan discovers naked Martin hahahahah

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@drfc_official

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looking back at who i text last night

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6 months

up the playoff reaching, geographically confused reds

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@Manutdfan2022 you tweeted a minute prior to this. you kept quiet for a minute.

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@Brian821 @UberFacts pure laissez faire capitalism doesn’t work in today’s era

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@Wolfpack93_ wolfpack sexwork 2026

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@Skay09815553 @J_CartwrightN0T you need locking up mate

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Live Darts

@livedarts

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𝟏𝟔 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝟏𝟎 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝟓 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 🤯 Luke Littler becomes the youngest player to win the PDC World Youth Championship ☢️🏆

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@WolfOfClapham giving a junkie a fiver for 50 quid worth of beef is a proper hustler activity

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haha #throwback to first term of uni when i bank transferred a girl a quid to give me a fag on a night out

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@Iewdawg bertrand making his ucl debut in the champions league final, at a position he didn’t play, and then winning the cup is so mental to me, even to this day

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@VideosIrish if these were immigrants you’d have done a whole essay about it by now

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@OwenJones84 how else can NHS wait lists be cut if not without some private sector use? it’s a harsh reality of Conservative mismanagement that measures like that must be taken.

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#joop

Out of Context Chall

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10 months

Day 7 of the #AdventChallendar 🎁

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fuck saddam hussein, big up kurdish independence 🗣️.

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anthony thurlow eyeing up the chocolate twist he’s about to steal

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‘hi max, your experience at the best law firm in the world could make you a good fit for cutting grass’ indeed is fucked hahahaha

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tiktok.

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Elon Musk

@elonmusk

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All Tesla Superchargers in Israel are free

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@Pu55yman_Dan

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@emilybastow_ It's a normal photo but you're fat haah

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fake hard man keane getting held back by a 60kg beckham 🤔

When Football Was Better

@FootballInT80s

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Roy Keane and Alan Shearer fall out and referee Steve Bennett performs the shittest magic trick ever turning a yellow card into a red

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Abbey 🦊

@absondabs

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Still dying at the fact a 19 year old boy said to me on Saturday when I told him I was 26….. ‘I can make you feel 19 again’ 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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abolish extra time in exams.

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@WolfOfClapham

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thick people flex passing their theory like it’s a first from oxford

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courteeners covering madness in the pissing down rain. magical.

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Snow is falling all around me, Children playing, having fun, It's the season, love and understanding, Merry Chesmas everyone!

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6 months

headloss on behalf of a bloke who doesn’t know you exist is INSANE glazing btw

Rym

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@NoContextRovers He was trying to buy the team to make it better. Don't forget that the world knows about doncaster and your team because of him.

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wasn’t going to drink today but i’ll have a couple for bunting

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#lufc leeds’ finest

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@adamcox_96 non stop eating all month

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whiteman’s performance in boomerang tonight if it was a jonathan walters performance vs chelsea

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when doccho asks michal for money

Fantasy Premier League

@OfficialFPL

3 years

Goal - CASH Assist - None Brighton 0-1 Aston Villa (17 mins) #BHAAVL #FPL

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@TedDRFC need an atmosphere tomorrow big time

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when i talk, you all listen.

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show us the scraps @itvfootball you cowards #FACup

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@kianlufc bairstow carrying them off hahahaha

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sheffield united after the 4th minute

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The72 - We Love the #EFL

@_The72

1 year

James McClean following Wigan’s win over Stoke City last night:

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@NoContextChall both vintage chal. i think the sunglasses just about give reverse versa the edge, just something about them is very challish.

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fucking mug. been sat collecting a (massive) wage from the club that took a chance on him, whilst he’s not been allowed to play because of HIS OWN actions. now forcing a move. typical little scruff. that being said, please come to chelsea.

Eduardo Hagn

@EduardoHagn

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🚨 BREAKING: Ivan Toney speaks on his future: "It's obvious I want to play for a top club, if a club was to pay the right money then who knows.” 🔉 🎥 @SkySportsNews

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shouldn’t even be a booking 😂

20 Minute Tims

@20MinuteTims

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Booking 😂 Kyogo is knocked out before he hits the ground. Reckless and dangerous.

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thurlow realising he now has to find another job

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‘fat prick’

beth MET TIMOTHEE

@GATSBYCHALAMET

1 year

Ugly gucjing cunt priv quoting me say it on main u fat prick

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diane abbott has only ever done more harm than good for the labour party, and she should be ashamed.

Diane Abbott

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1 year

As a Black woman, and someone on the left of the Labour Party, I have unfortunately been forced to reach the conclusion that I will not get a fair hearing from this Labour leadership.

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what blackmail does henderson have to have: •started •subsequently remained on the pitch insane.

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@Pu55yman_Dan @Parody_PM miss the early days of pussymandan when you’d break character to slag off lockdown in them twitter spaces. need more of this dan.

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11 months

me on a comedown at 6 in morning getting #philosophical

Samar

@samarizeit4me

11 months

tbh, i think this describes me perfectly. it's bittersweet, seeing love in everything, yet in that constant tug of war; wondering when love will find me. there is an abundance of love in this world to be seen at every corner, while mine remains unrequited. maybe if i'm patient.

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1 year

whiteman in boomerang skills and highlights 🔥

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Max Whiteman

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2 years

some people’s idol btw

Andrew Tate

@Cobratate

2 years

Mum: your dad is crazy it’s only a haircut see why I can’t be around your dad anymore. Next day dad calls the house and tells me to go to the hotel he’s staying at. I go. We play chess. “Your mother does the best she can. But she’s still a female” he said. I didn’t reply.

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distraught.

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7 months

dying for some attention, div.

The Rock Revival

@TheRockRevival_

7 months

Shoutout to this fan recording with a Nintendo 3DS at @TheSnuts gig last week 😂

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1 year

no such thing as a black pub, no such thing as a white pub. a pub is a pub and if you’re arsed about the colour of the people you’re drinking with you’re racist.

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@blixberrie

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I actually do like UK pub culture. I just wish there were more black options. I like the idea of having. A “local” 😭

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if you don’t drink after work, you’ve not worked hard enough 👍🏻

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@fab_207

10 months

All people in corporate know is drinks after work. Awful habits

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good friday agreement game

kayleigh¹²🦖

@skzaaylzeigh

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🇬🇧 🤝 🇮🇪 una

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@Thugg3rThugger i was spot on.

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this next @Thugg3rThugger pitchside impression is going to be an all timer

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@WolfOfClapham

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if we win the euros and the tories lose the election, this will genuinely be the best summer of my life.

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the funniest thing at uni is speaking to a borderline communist and then learning her parents own 6 houses which they rent out

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imagine ur at school and some lad asks what your dad does and you have to look him in the eyes and tell him the uncomfortable reality that your father is a ticket inspector hahahaha i’d just drop out on the spot

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the chaps art rand donneh celebrating wrexham’s downfall