If you see this photo, you've officially been hexed by
@evildorina
in honor of October! Happy most wonderful time of the year, whirlfriends & ghoulfriends 🎃
Today marks 2 years since we aired our very first episode, giving whiskey a whirl! 🥃
Cheers to our 2 year anniversary. Tomorrow, we party with y’all live
For now, drop your favorite TWG moment or episode on this thread! 👇🏽
We love you whirlfriends, thanks for everything.
Today we are giving “is-
@stephsabraw
’s-butt-dope-enough-to-sell-one-million-calendars?” a whirl.
🌪 🌪 🌪
•$35 for a calendar
•$65 for a signed calendar
**Don’t forget to leave your name and address**
Fuck!!!! We completely forgot our place in the world!!!!! FUCK!!!!!
Oh well, I guess we will just go back to remembering... our bodies, our choice, you little dick energy turd! 😊
Combating all this Asian hate with a bit of Asian love...
Say something you love about
@stephsabraw
(probably the easiest prompt we’ve ever had) 👇🏽
#StopAsianHate
Bitch out of Water 💦 Our new podcast coming to your ears this Wednesday 4/20.
More info to come but for now, can you just like this tweet & tell all your friends so we can justify the 100 hours we spent making this graphic?
Thanks whirlfriends & wet bitches.
Today we have a 4 hour meeting on the books called:
How to Make Enough Money to Justify the Thousands of Hours we are Putting into The Whirl Girls So That We Can Keep Being Our Own Bosses in Our Favorite Job We’ve Ever Had and Continue to Give Shit A Whirl.
Keep ya posted 😂
For the first time ever we’re having our top two patreon tiers join our wine(d) down live!
Grab a drink, sit back and relax as we break down the best and worst moments of the week ♥️
👉🏽
In preparation for Whirl Girl Wednesday with the PERFECT guest,
@CoyJandreau
, we wanna know...
What’s the greatest comic book movie of all time!? 👇🏽 👇🏽 👇🏽
Wanna put us on your wall? Get your 2023 Whirl Girls calendar today! ⬅️
We pay tribute to magazine covers and there's certainly something for everyone! Now please tell us, which of these 2 months is sexier?
We'd like to thank the academy, the whirlfriends, Prince, the love revolution, tacos, whiskey, Dolly Parton, and, of course, Bret McKenzie songwriter of Man or Muppet 🙏
“The people saying don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant are the same folks who believe that a woman didn’t have sex, and got pregnant.”
-
@DorinaLaBruja
#RoeVsWade
#prochoice
Happy
#NationalLatinaDay
!
Who are you favorite Latina creators?!
Obviously we know one 😉
Speaking of which—here is
@evildorina
doing her favorite thing… eating tacos 🌮
Guess who’s back? Back again. Roxy’s shady. Tell a friend.
Wait… Roxy’s not shady. Shady’s back. And so is Roxy. We fucked that up.
Whatever she shot a movie and now is home.
Come ask us anything.
#AMA
Congrats to SAG-AFTRA for reaching an agreement! You stood strong along with WGA, other supporting unions and organizers, fighting for our rights as artist workers ✊
To the CEOs who caused the strike: pick one of the 28 fireplaces in your mansion to sit in front of and cry ✌️
Any
#Paddington
fans?
Somehow
@stephsabraw
&
@roxystriar
never watched the
#PaddingtonBear
movies! Thanks to you whirlfriends, that’s about to change.
Fire up your Netflix & join our watch along tonight 7pm pt:
Silly kids movie or work of art? Let’s see!
Hail Dorina!
Our goth bruja is turning 40! Time to celebrate the icon herself or get hexed.
In the words of
@DorinaLaBruja
we’re all going to die (so come party)👉🏽 ☠️
With great writing, acting, music and directing comes great responsibility... and the new
@SpiderManMovie
delivered!
Fan service done right, this movie understood the assignment. The Whirl Girls officially loved
#SpiderManNoWayHome
There’s more of us than them. Everyone should be able to afford food & housing. We must fight for a livable wage, fair work conditions, and to not be replaced by A.I. with zero childhood trauma (that art would be crap). Anyway, come strike with us: 🪧
Who cares what critics say! We enjoyed
#Eternals
and we’re talking about why we loved it.
We're also thirsting... I mean talking about our favorite MCU characters, especially Thicc Thor 👉
As we are growing...
The Whirl Girls are officially looking to bring on a couple of interns!
Please email cover letter & resume to thewhirlgirls
@gmail
.com 🌪
**Must be able to receive college credit**
Let’s give interns a whirl!
Our 3rd annual calendar has arrived! It only took 1000 hours to create 🔥 This year’s theme is magazine covers! The month of January is a tribute to this cool band you might have heard of...
Get your 2023 Whirl Girls calendar today! Put us on your wall! 👈🏽
Big day for TWG👇🏽
1. 5pm - Patrons at our Inconceivable tier get to kick it with us.
2. 6pm - We give Day of the Dead a whirl, all whirlfriends can watch.
3. 6:20pm - We do a live bonus episode for patrons at the Severe, Devastating, Incredible & Inconceivable tiers.
🌪🌪🌪
We gave Disneyland a whirl!! 🌪
There was laughing 😂, there was churro eating, and there was crying 😢
Come watch as we get crazy in the happiest place on earth!
Disrespectfully, fuck the Supreme Court.
Respectfully, fuck yes to community and choice.
Going live now to hang out with you and hex forced birthers👉🏽 👈🏽
We made another calendar and shot one of our fav episodes in the process!
-
@DorinaLaBruja
gave a lesson in punk
-
@roxystriar
made the most incredible serious face
-
@stephsabraw
nailed the x-files theme
-we made 12 months of chaotic glory
Watch here👉🏽
People are striking all across the country in different disciplines because we need change. CEOs were paid an average $27.8 million in 2021, while Americans doing all the work are struggling to survive. Disrespectfully and wholeheartedly, fuck that. P.s. Your yachts are ugly too.
We shot this episode a few weeks before Roe v Wade was overturned.
We’ll protest as long as it takes to get what we all deserve-choice and freedom.
Check out what it’s like to go to a protest whirl girl style and then get your ass to the next👉🏽 🪧
Buckle up, it’s going to be one hell of a ride.
Starting NOW, we’re going live for 7 hours 🤯
It’s
#WomensHistoryMonth
and we’re here today to:
1. Fund projects for our female owned & operated company!
2. Raise money for the
@ndvh
!
Join us now:
We’re vengeance 🦇
It’s time for our full spoiler review of
#TheBatman
Plus, we’re talkin all the other batmen. Who’s the best
#Catwoman
? Is
#Gotham
watchable? How does the animated series hold up? Are bat-nips due for a comeback?
Live tonight 7pm pt 👉🏽
Steph has never seen Jurassic Park and we think that is…well…one big pile of shit.
As we gear up to see
#JurassicWorldDominion
, tonight we are all watching the OG JP together!
Life, uh, finds a way — and so will the whirl girls, live 7pm pt:
One of us went on a disastrous date.
One of us came out of the poly-closet.
One of us is a perpetual third wheel.
Wanna hear our insane stories?
New episode of Bitch Out Of Water is out now: 🎣
The greatest gift you can ever give someone is love.
The second greatest gift (and it’s a very close second) is a menorah hat.
We all thank you
@DorinaLaBruja
for giving this to
@roxystriar
for the first TWG calendar shoot 🕎
Happy first night of
#Hanukkah
everyone!
It’s a whirl girl state observed holiday today….
@roxystriar
’s birthday🥂
Come celebrate the rockstar herself👉🏽 🤘🏽
Anyone not in attendance will be considered an enemy of state.
It was 105 degrees in California when we shot this episode...and two of us passed out. 🥵
Find out which Whirl Girl was the last woman standing TONIGHT at 6pm PT for the premiere of our latest Whirl Girls IRL episode: Giving Six Flags a Whirl! 🎢
Weed deserves an entire week, not just one day.
Like this if you agree. 💚
In honor of 4/20, we’re going live talking about our favorite stoner movies & TV shows.
Be there, or be a fake stoner biiiiiitch. 💨
Happy
#NationalBestFriendsDay
Whirlfriends! Another reason to celebrate everyone who makes this community great ❤️
Who are your favorite best friends from TV and Film?
Feel bad about what you ate today?
Couldn’t have possibly been as glutinous as us...
The Whirl Girls give Donuts a Whirl 🍩
Join us on our journey to rank the 8 best donut shops in Los Angeles 🌪
We’re not crying, you’re crying! Okay fine we’re crying too. But we’re also smiling. And hugging. And making out. And screaming. And throwing up.
It is Dorina’s last live show on TWG.
Show up, or be hexed. (Jk
@DorinaLaBruja
only hexes evil corps)
It’s our 2 year anniversary! A perfect excuse to celebrate!
Plus it's Purim! Don't know what that is? It's like a Jewish Halloween...don't worry,
@roxystriar
will explain.
& it's our monthly Ask Us Anything.
Basically, it's a must watch ep. Live 6pm pt:
"Anytime I hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you."
Did Wednesday say this to Enid or did
@DorinaLaBruja
say this to
@roxystriar
? Does
@stephsabraw
have fomo?
Are you ready for our WAP?
Wet Ass… Podcast!
Bitch out of Water is officially here 💦
Episode 1: Polyamory
Episode 2: Cannabis
Episode 3: Moving to LA
All available now. Something for everyone (and by everyone we mean everyone dope).
Listen now:
Intern Ava on her last day here: it has been so amazing giving interning a whirl with these three incredible women and all of YOU, the whirl community!!! Thank you all for having me this semester and keeping me laughing ❤️❤️❤️🌪️🌪️🌪️
#whirl4ever