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John Cool

@therealjohncool

6 months

3 insufferable pieces of shit and a guy who likes fat furry porn

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leafy became the ugliest man in the world ricegum was found dead in miami pyro is a fatfur and keemstar is 5 foot 8... he won

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5 months

@mfdoomstan1 Bro did nothing 😭🙏

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@realwow_mao 2023 bateman be like: "You like Bladee? His early work was a little too experimental for my taste. But when Eversince came out in '16, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a melodic, ethereal sound...

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@ricecake69_ Unfunny rio de janeiro instagram memes that annoying 13 year olds post

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@bathroomass "A vague quagmire"

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@Golias_Nether @totlmstr Yeah well most of them are also scared of women so is this really a big deal

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@therealugs ken carson opening for red hot chilli peppers was a horrible mistake. Like having glokk40spaz open for radiohead

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@wy4bt "Wow, even McDonalds replied to your tweet! Did you actually go into the hamburger university or something whats the whole deal with that?"

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@deeznutvinecomp dawg imagine being on a picnic with your family and you see this shit going on in the water

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@JamesCageWhite oh my fucking god james do you like any videogames that arent porn

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@ShitpostRock Deal +2% lightning damage to goblins after rolling while dual weilding shields

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@femceldorito

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@JamesCageWhite you are coward. no unlimited steam games for you it is fate

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@chumblings Who got that one screenshot of the guy getting a reply from corn and saying "no way my goat replied to me"

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@ricecake69_ Thats me

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@BeerfoxTheWise It was ai because a mexican wouldve

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7 months

@137Force I love fortnite po rn

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@BigMoney34YT Tries*

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@gojofromatlanta "take a look"

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6 months

@kittycatjumping Hes devoted to the game you gotta give him that

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@InuNCorp @Cunnyfederacy Modern medicine cant cast fire out of thin air or bring the dead back to life what is this argument 😭😭

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@itz_BombBoy @seiyaposting Bro joined twitter at 9

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@seiyaposting 2024 really is 2016 all over again

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@thisisduster when is duster x young thug

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@NOTrateyrmusic

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@ilosttheloudd as funny as this is thats not really how the us government works

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5 months

@spongesigma Bro started using windows 11

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@morchel Please do all of twitter a favor and quit your job at the spyware company opera 🙏

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John Cool

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7 months

@realwow_mao Shawarmas though

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@CatJiangshi cowbelly bro

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@Codycar38772937 Brodie got the joker on his minecraft server

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@poop_eater8 @xerorgg

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@PathfinderFacts voicemod admin is so weird

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@Fullmetal150 @TraceyTonight I think the sheer mass of 3.75 ×10^58 ants would do the trick alone

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@xerorgg Joe Bartalozzi jumpscare

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@blephin_ When shes a 10 but doesnt know how to vibe and chill

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@anonbirdd Acting like hes interacting with Epstein 😭😭

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@Gigishvili17 Lithuanian air force seeing Russian troops flying overhead

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@blephin_ Children accepting their fate hearing the skibidi toilet music

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@JhonnyWhite69 George preparing for one last go:

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@spo9globoob he had to make something rhyme with nanny 🤷‍♂️

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@ClaireDuhLune @NatanelWRLD @EARTHGHOSTPURRP If the chika chika dance guy could get some maybe I have a chance

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@imactuallykoo1s

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@seiyaposting @scarfvass

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@somjinNjuice

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@sebi_ibanez @doulbedoink Absolutely not lmao just because someone is autistic doesn't mean they will just click with any autistic person

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@bradtaste Brad Tastes Music

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@ENKIRAY "Slayer, weve detected a level 3 sex offender pressence in the backstage"

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@catfinches Nah lets talk about what happened to vaush these are 2 completely different people

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@Fullmetal150 @TraceyTonight Do you know how unfathomably large that amount of ants is. That is the weight of the entire observable universe, all in pure ant. If goku were to fight him he would be fighting a horde of ants so big it would break the laws of physics

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@sjjdiejdjdjdjdj @lledrook tf that supposed to mean

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@awesomestfriend

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@blephin_ Nettspend is gooner music

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@xerorgg They probably smell like a rotting horse corpse and axe body spray

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@yakuza6fan brod rather do a chaturbate minigame than take down a 100 foot robot as a cool cyber ninja

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@db_witch Literally just tamriel

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@Keegan59992745 When you type in "Whole Lotta Red" and get an album made by an artist from oman in 1968 called "مجموعة كبيرة من اللون الأحمر"

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John Cool

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@realwow_mao Its because they don't teach about how Israel became a state or that the us has troops in Saudi Arabia. I didn't know Israel was basically a colony for the longest time because they just don't teach about Palestine

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@1maxeem is it bad that I find this actually kinda good

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@brint Colonizer fetty wap be like 1492

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@meowizowi $5 says well see a "the director for the minecraft movie hasnt even played minecraft" article soon

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@denzoskidd @playboicarti did she really do this?

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@DatDaDatty @jpegmafia *hydrogen bomb and hydrogen bomb

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@wobbuuu why is tai lung, raiden, and adam from hazbin on the vocaloid wiki

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@Its_Jawsh i had a dream where smp live 2 was a thing and young thug came on for a day

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@bradtaste Brad Tastes Music

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@willsgardevoir dudes 45 using pepe

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@thiojoe Do lebron forgot to enable xmp in bios settings

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@blephin_

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@wahweKazawe hardest video of the year

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@quebecween "Baby tibetan monk climbing a mango tree covered in fire ants while crying"

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@Mlickles rod would get so hard it would hit the steering wheel like an anvil and we'd crash into a ditch

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@realwow_mao Youre really playing tweet roulette with how much riskier each one of your recent tweets gets. Its bound to backfire eventually

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@pooear10 @chumblings Alright poop_eater10

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@Hell_beans @EARTHGHOSTPURRP Im pretty sure a fan wanted to date him but he turned her down

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@Nyazsche

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@pofi21 Figuratively and literally milking it to death

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@aavenb The ahh boombayah

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@hackermanjoe

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@JamesCageWhite why are you peeling the damn grapes james

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@Vallantsaf I am im just deathly afraid of women

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@noctisismyking Am i just now learning that one punch man was a webcomic

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@therealugs Hes a super gooner

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@TotallyG_tweet @sgtmuffon "Slacktivism" the act of boycotting has been around for decades

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2 months

@TheGreen1IsHere i feel like ryans definitely in on it now that hes older, his family could easily be valued at 100M+, id do this shit too if it meant i got generational wealth

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John Cool

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@Pyrocynical You need to make a pyrolive slop video on the mrbeast drama which is 20 minutes of recap and 3 minutes of new info the ad revenue is calling