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David Wasman - therealduckie

2 years

📺Seen: @BingingWBabish @GWR @OnionLabs @Gizmodo @McDonalds @nytimes @WIRED @OrlandoWeekly @Minecraft @Snapchat @NASASocial 🛠️Worked: @imaginearsclub @MCMagicParks @WaltDisneyCo @DisneyParks @OrangeCoFL @MakerStudios @YouCubeMeetup @ArcadiaCon ⭐Now: #LivingLife ❤️ @WaltDisneyWorld

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David Wasman - therealduckie

@therealduckie

5 years

@AtelierHeidi Pretty clear: Jared has not learned a damn thing this past week. No remorse for nudes to minors. No remorse for gaslighting. No remorse for lying. Only blame. Sad.

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David Wasman - therealduckie

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Since @RonPaul 's trending, a reminder that Ron Paul endorsed, signed off on & distributed overtly racist newsletters with his name on the title banner. Don't bother coming in here with your nonsense. It's a proven fact. It is indisputable. It's been vetted & verified. Google it

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David Wasman - therealduckie

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OH. MY. RICK. This is a real thing. This actually happened. I MUST HAVE IT! My fave ride and show crossed-over? Too amazing. #BuyMeThis !

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@ScottPresler @WaltDisneyCo

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5 months

Warnings regarding recent James Somerton news: 1. Rightwing trolls are framing "leftists", hbomb, & others to enflame the issue. Don't feed trolls. 2. James is responsible for James. Period. 3. No matter his actions, most people do not want James to follow thru on his threat.

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3 years

@rolldiggity 51 here. We had wikipedia in the form of encyclopedias, so there's that I guess? Had to wait til 1988 for "internet" memes on bbs boards in all ascii format. Also, I had a pet raccoon. Well, not a pet as such, but I lived by the woods and 1 bit me so I felt we had a bond.

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4 years

You idiots are out crawling over each other for stupid toilet paper when all I did was go to CVS and buy a 25 cent pack of gum.

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@therealduckie

2 years

This Damar Hamlin incident is triggering. While I don't know his cause, I had a similar experience 14 yrs ago. My heart stopped, lost consciousness & was given CPR for 10 mins. Defib & Intubated, too. Modern medicine is amazing. His vitals are better so he should be ok. 🙏

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7 years

With @McDonalds only giving 20 #SzechuanSauce per store, I did a dumb. I was never able to sell it, so I shared mine w/ ~50 ppl #RIP #broke

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5 years

. @Minecraft @YouTuber 's 2010-14: I'LL LOVE THIS GAME FOREVER!!! Minecraft YouTubers 2017: Pfft. Minecraft is for kids. Lemme get that sweet @FortniteGame ad rev. Minecraft YouTubers in 2019: Hey, uh, remember me? What do you mean? I never left! Meanwhile, @AntVenom stayed loyal.

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@MattBinder I mean, it could be argued that...

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2 years

@katemulcahey1 @ScottPresler @WaltDisneyCo The academic curriculum for almost EVERY elementary school are (yes) multiplication/division, writing, speech, composition AND the development of responsibility, self reliance/awareness, kindness to others & independence. Nothing wrong with kids knowing LGBTQIA folks exist. 🏳️‍🌈

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3 years

@MrRaceBannon You really out here espousing classism. Don't shame hourly workers.

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@vxunderground They also got

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2 years

Profile pics of all the people saying #SaveSplashMountain :

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David Wasman - therealduckie

@therealduckie

2 years

Here's the original promotional video for Splash Mountain. No interiors. Nothing about the story. Just the drop & mountain. So, this being the original promo-- It shows it was ALWAYS about the drop, from the beginning. Looking forward to the retheme! Suck it, haters. #NEENER 😝

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2 years

@NotNanalise As someone who's struggled for a lifetime of 52 yrs with ADHD, don't you dare associate us with a lack of empathy or emotion. I can assure you it is quite the opposite. Persons like me with ADHD are acutely aware of how people feel & are constantly worried how they're perceived.

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@MattBinder Or maybe even...

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@h3h3productions

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4 years

@GeorgeTakei I don't think people understand the absolute symbolism of this act. Throwing him in the water as he did all those slaves years ago is so powerful. I don't care if you have a problem with people taking down statues. That was amazing.

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@TheExiledDuck I wouldn't even call it doxing. They left their personal info out there in the open. It took 5 seconds to find them based on the fact that they kept renaming their Twitter account. That's public information. So is whois info. The funniest part is how triggered everybody is.

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@therealduckie

3 years

I said "goodbye @Spotify ", yesterday. Like @facebook , 6 years ago, I won't look back or re-activate my account. This is not "cancelling" - It is "consequences". Covid is real. Almost 1mil people in the US have died. It's not political. It's irrefutable science. #GetVaccinated

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@therealduckie

7 years

@TheDCD *sigh* I wasn't even able to sell 100 times that amount and this happens?

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@therealduckie

5 years

Hey @SCB_Ben , thanks for the shoutout in the #SuperCarlinBrothers video. Thought you should know: I still have a bunch of the sauce. 😉 For those who haven't seen it, check out my cameo! Also, thanks to @thedisabledgame for the heads up!

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@minnesotalynx @LynxCoachReeve

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@AscendEX_Global @WilliamShatner @George_AscendEX Did...did you just call him Will? As if you're friends?

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3 years

@alock72 @SnowMuchToDo @VisuWell There is no such thing as cancel culture. Only consequence culture.

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@katienotopoulos The most popular game in the world, Minecraft, has an average user base of 24 years old. I still play it and I'm 53.

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@EdWhelanEPPC Ed, I am a male victim of sexual assault. It happened when I was a teen. I did not come to terms with it until a few years ago. I vaguely remember the place and date, but I still FULLY remember my attacker, the gun, the fear & the pain. Vividly. You need to take a seat, sir.

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@therealduckie

7 years

Hey, @McDonalds I'm 1 of the 3 #SzechuanSauce winners. I did as promised & shared mine w/ over 350 people (was featured on @PewDiePie , @HellthyJunkFood , @Snap & others for it), ruining my chance at a huge payday. You made a promise, too: To bring it back in winter. So, what's up?

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1 year

@CrocoGod @PhillyD He's a misogynist. He doesn't believe women deserve to have power or should be voting.

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3 years

@mxtaliajane @Gutfeldfox Yes, thanks to him comedy is officially dead.

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David Wasman - therealduckie

@therealduckie

2 years

Journalists suspended from Twitter so far today: • @igd_news (News) • @atrupar (WaPo) • @drewharwell (WaPo) • @rmac18 (NYT) • @donie (CNN) • @mattbinder (Mashable) • @micahflee (The Intercept) • @webster (freelance) • @KeithOlbermann (Self) All by the 🐔💩👶 who said this:

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@therealduckie

7 years

@Heazie @Fallout nah. (Keep it up, @Fallout ! The good far outweigh the ignorant.)

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@McDonalds Hey bestie! How many likes would it take for me to get a refill?

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@therealduckie

3 years

Ok, digging into the web side of Parkscon... 1st, the real parkscon21 dot com URL doesn't exist & forces you to magicalmasterclass . com. 2nd, the main vid is on some bizzarro host called Wizia. Which is literally a forced marketing company. Why not YouTube? There's more /cont

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@therealduckie

3 years

@Schmoofy For those, like me, who were originally confused:

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@therealduckie

2 years

@houellebecq_2 Hi. I was 12 and playing D&D when the original "satanic panic" happened. We were not satanists. We were not scary. We were nerds. There was nothing to justify my getting beat up by jocks. There was nothing to justify my being ostracized. There was nothing to justify any of it.

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@therealduckie

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@ammaar Most AIs are fed data from the 17mil+ entries in Stable Diffusion's database which was literally proven to have STOLEN the art of 100s of 1000s of artists w/o permission. They only recently put up a few 1000 of them on their webpage as "credit". So yes. Your book is 100% theft.

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@therealduckie

3 years

There's a reason you never see @SethEverman and @FitMC in the same room, together. Same guy. You can not convince me otherwise.

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5 years

@AtelierHeidi @Sagicus @SunStarARK @boggoddex When I see @AtelierHeidi respond, it's from the heart. It's honest. She speaks about experience & admits/owns her faults & mistakes. When Jared and Holly have spoken, they have played this thru the narrow lense of Public Relations, trying to save & keep sponsorships & clout.

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@SnazzyQ Either this is a video you're working on... or one you should.

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4 years

@KeithOlbermann This is the first time I've seen you actually get political in a long time and I am totally here for it.

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1 year

@PhillyD I think his point was more that women shouldn't have that power.

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2 years

@Esqueer_ I'm thinking this is more of a ploy for their upcoming super bowl commercial.

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@therealduckie

2 years

@docm77 I seriously cannot believe they're doing this. I've spent around 11 years running servers. I've always been able to keep our guests safe. We've built great tools to do that. That's beauty of java version. Something about this stinks. Like @Microsoft 's putting their hands in it.

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@therealduckie

1 year

@ellagirwin @willaien @Junglethc420 @TwitterSafety Imagine saying with a straight face that it's okay to post pictures of Hitler. Things are going great for you guys. Keep it up.

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@therealduckie

4 years

@jessehawken @nathanTbernard Bad analogy, unfortunately, because that island was actually filled with decent toys.

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8 years

That moment when you're with @AntVenom & accidentally run into @RobPlays at @WaltDisneyWorld 's #MagicKingdom

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@ErinInTheMorn It's devastating to me knowing how long I have fought for these rights for my fellow LGBTQIA folks. I'm 53. I thought my fight was over. I'm so tired of this. I remember the '80s when people like Rush Limbaugh gained their footing. I thought there's no way it could be worse. Oof

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@tweetsauce

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@simey @rolldiggity Traction control.

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@therealduckie

1 year

@RonFilipkowski Someone made an interesting point. Everyone in the video is wearing a mask. This appears to be during the pandemic and they had to waste it all because it went bad since nobody was buying anything. More than likely this is just a distributor having to crush the stock.

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David Wasman - therealduckie

@therealduckie

7 years

Here's a quick album of the sauce that arrived today. #RickAndMorty #SzechuanSauce

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4 years

@cmclymer For real. Not to mention the racism directed at Sasha and Malia.

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5 years

@CavemanFilms @ProJared I am "bruh"-ing so hard right now.

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2 years

Not happy about the vitriol I'm seeing towards Linus/ @LinusTech / @linusgsebastian from redditors. Haven't even bought from the store yet & already know LTT would 100% respect any return I might have. No doubt about that. They've proven their legitimacy over multiple years. Relax!

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@GratThemeParks Dark rides are far better than roller coasters.

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@ColdOpenFan @PhillyD Does everybody not remember him being a giant flaming misogynist? He doesn't believe that women should have any power whatsoever. Let alone the power to divorce him. He takes it personally.

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@PrincessJazzzi Glad your brother is ok. His story made it national, as of 5 min ago: You should also check out @thatdaneshguy 's account. He's pushing the story, too.

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@therealduckie

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@Javiii_Zuniga @AnicaPadilla Please note they'll distribute it to all their papers, stations & online portals without any compensation & own all rights forever 2 reprint

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@LightTophat @AntVenom

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2 years

Was looking for an old @SnazzyQ #Hackintosh video & found some of his 1st videos & can't believe I didn't remember him from the jailbreaking community we were all a part of, Pre-Cydia era. Holy cow. Also found my last contribution to Cydia: Small world.

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@jemelehill holup. I am in my 50s and I look damn good. Good on Halle. She looks amazing. tf is this ageism?

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@dancow

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7 years

@Joviex @ccarpenter1963 @czechtwice @MattFaulknor @CollinRugg ...again.

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@TheDCD

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@Heritage Keep eating that horse paste.

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@Google We are doomed.

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2 years

@LinusTech This is a lie because every thread like that always ends with the person saying "never mind. I figured it out" and not posting the fix.

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@LivePDDave1

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Exactly 4yrs ago today, @McDonalds sent me the sauce that I'd eventually send to @BingingWBabish & @RoosterTeeth , as well as have multiple meetups, giving most of it away. Later, I was on a podcast w/ @deadmau5 / @Mike_Haracz & then Andrew's show thanks to my brother @AntVenom 🛵

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3 years

@FPDCT Thanks, but why no assault charge? There is no such thing as a requirement for bodily injury to be charged with assault.

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1 year

@CBNNews Thinking of making some eggs, toast, and bacon for breakfast. What's everybody else having?

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3 years

@alock72 @SnowMuchToDo @VisuWell cancel culture is not a thing. Stop using that phrase. It's consequence culture.

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5 years

@JessicaBiel @FacebookWatch @PurpleDishiepoo @MarleeMatlin Sorry, won't be able to watch it as all of us will be dead via ancient diseases coming back.

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@Doc_Jonesy @NintenPeterGame @IssacFl94852488 Because, in the story, he bragged how great slave life was to a rich white boy. That you have trouble seeing that says a lot more about our privilege as white people than you might be comfortable accepting.

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@GrandPsychosis This was the same place when #BLM was there:

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@PixieDustVibes The fact that you spent so much time on details like the lifeless black and white balloons, blurry people and signage has me dying.

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2 years

@Sen_JoeManchin Woody would have wanted you to accept overwhelming bipartisan support for Climate Change legislation.

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@nytimes 26 and 350k? Really?

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@NotAsukaTwt She is 30 years old so she is a grown ass adult. She also has a criminal record for literal armed robbery. Jack holding her accountable for stealing other people's content doesn't make him "weird". And it certainly doesn't warrant doxing.

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@GayPatriot @WFLA Imagine pretending to be gay to grift the nazis and alt right for clout.

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MCMagic belongs in history. It had its time. It is gone & should remain as such. The past belongs in the past, but our memories live on forever. That said, I've decided to release all the MCMagic maps, for free. 1st is Magic Kingdom: More maps to come!

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@AtelierHeidi Jared had an opportunity during all this. Come clean. Own mistakes. Offer apologies. Commit to therapy. Learn from past mistakes. Atone for sins...etc. Instead, he dug himself in deeper, blamed others for his follies, played victim and offered nothing. What a wasted chance...

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@williamlegate @elonmusk @xDaily I also love how he has repeatedly been misspelling "aesthetics".

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@junkcadillac @WilliamShatner Boy are you in for a history lesson. I bet you had no idea that Lucy Arnaz (Lucille Ball), of I Love Lucy fame, was one of the staunchest supporters of the show. It was because of her that it stayed on the air. We literally have her to thank for the past almost 6 decades of Trek.

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@Fan_Advocacy @ChangeTheSyst14 Here are 1025 Republican religious leaders, police, govt workers, etc who are all credibly accused of sexually predatory behavior or convicted. Note: There's not one trans person among them. Each story contains a valid, verifiable, proven news source.

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Today I learned: @SethBling and @AntVenom both uploaded their 1st @Minecraft videos on the EXACT SAME DAY. #TIL #Minecraft #History

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@HayleyParkHoppr Look how insane her normal hauls and shipping used to be, on the average. How did it take @WaltDisneyWorld so long to finally do something about her? Imagine how many of those packages are a ruined trip for a real Guest.

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Thanks for joining @AntVenom & I for lunch, @tweetsauce . Looking forward to #BrainCandyLive with @donttrythis & you tonight!

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@AntVenom iirc, @Mojang are NOT fans of that subreddit. I think I recall @Marc_IRL saying something about the toxicity over there and the mods' unwillingness to work with them.

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@notch Sure, and math is just applesauce being a lightpole. I, too, can string words together that mean nothing.

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2 years

Hank.

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@DaveBautista @BokAcademy Dave, they ended up firing her. Not just from this school but all charter schools in the area.

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@mainejeff @itsaustindoes It is entirely possible that one is either hard plastic or a composite material (which dried out and become brittle over time) as there does not appear to be any tiny shards in the debris that real glass would normally produce. Assuming this, also, due to the interior being dull.

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@cosmepolitics @MattBinder Just wait until they find out about this 1973 album art