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Asocial butterfly🦋

Writing up a storm
Joined September 2019
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@thereal__isabel
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2 months
I was already up and running before they stitched me close. Doctors had to do the stitching in the market as I was pricing shaki to use for my efo riro.
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@thereal__isabel
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3 months
Ati vaginal birth o, ati CS o, you won't find me doing any. My dream is to be everyone’s favorite aunty.
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@thereal__isabel
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8 months
This is not easy for me but i’d like to get rid of this anti-social tag in 2024. I'm seeking new friends, preferably in Lagos.
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@ese___ohe She’s built just like me, but sorry ehn😭
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The goal is to become more and more like Jesus every day. Not your pastor, not your pastor’s wife, not your pastor’s pastor. Jesus is and should be the only standard.
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@ese___ohe A good resolve would have been for him to be considerate enough to move out though. Not fair to just pull the rug off of your feet like that.
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That's even the more reason I will fight. Because i’ve tasted the good life and will not allow my good sisters be treated less than. Plus having a good husband doesn't absolve me of the madness of men. Still have to deal with them everyday so🤷‍♀️
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Love, Mowumi💙✨
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I think it’s mental illness when you have a loving husband at home but you’re always the cheerleader when it’s time to drag men on SM. I may be wrong but it’s mental illness ✋🥲
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@thereal__isabel
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3 months
Lmao, there are very few who can compete with floor Cardi B in this department. Heck, I bet she does acrobatics in bed. Last I checked, Offset still stepped out on her. A man’s lack of discipline has nothing to do with what you can or can't do.
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Sweet One💓🇵🇸🇸🇸🇾🇪🇪🇹🇨🇩
3 months
Kinda makes sense why he be going for these other ladies
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@DamilohunA Hairstylist, stylist, and makeup artist. She looked weird in this season.
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@thereal__isabel
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3 months
@__dembem Hell fire straight😭
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2 months
@_ifepepeyo Don't you remember?
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@Damite2ky Yeah What Timini is saying is that he should have tied her down and probably kept her in a fridge or something. As per the goat that she is.
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@DeoThe_Weirdo Nobody sent my father to not be able to afford Babcock. Please leave these people alone. It's not their fault their parents have money to spend on them.
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This is so important yet not talked about enough.A good partner/ person won't necessarily make a good parent.
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OLONI BABY 💋
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Please be careful who you decide to have a kid with.
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@thereal__isabel
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7 months
Happy New Year to my 493 followers🙂
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@thereal__isabel
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3 months
If men could get pregnant, we’d have less kids in the world. Only reason a lot of men want and love having kids is because they know they won't be the primary caregivers.
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Hi, married and soon-to-be married Twitter. What was or is the most stressful part of planning your wedding? 🥺
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@thereal__isabel
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@__Busayomi You remember nau. I gave you the gist that time
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Angel just wants to show off her body and be real. Love her!!!😫😫😫 #BBNaija
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@Biisi96 I love the brown roofs, I love the infamous abula😍😍, I love how sharp mouthed we are, how you'll never catch us offguard with words. And I love how Ibadan people never forget. Ohhhh....we never forget.
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@thereal__isabel
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7 months
@TheAdaaa @DamilohunA Lmao, because it can't be me you are talking to or about 😌
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@FunmiKolz I don't agree with this totally. Some guys satisfy you just because of ego. They want you coming back for more and it has little to do with them liking you.
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Not every relationship will end in marriage. If you learnt the lessons you were supposed to learn, was happy most of the time and you truly enjoyed the relationship. Then it was a success. We need to stop using marriage as the criteria for determining a successful relationship.
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@thereal__isabel
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7 months
@chowdeck you might as well start carrying gun🙏
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Airtel needs to stop with these ads and actually improve their network service.
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Four pics, one word.
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@thereal__isabel
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I moved to Lagos in June and don't have a lot of friends to hang out with here. And while I absolutely love being a homebody, it does get lonely sometimes. I’d like to change that, so I'm hoping to go out a bit more, meet more people and overall make more memories in 2024.
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@thereal__isabel
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4 months
Muah, no barss✨
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@thereal__isabel
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9 months
My women approve…
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Tems appreciation thread because she gave us a genre we didn't know we needed.
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@thereal__isabel
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7 months
@Jennieebabie There's absolutely no reason in the world for a pregnant woman to be proposing.
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I enjoy listening to Ogbeni Dipo talk.
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@thereal__isabel
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11 months
@a__vanita Meeeee. Especially when I just make my hair.
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@thereal__isabel
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9 months
@nenyebabyyy No. Need to mess up their healing process.
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@thereal__isabel
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3 months
@rachm0re But why are you like this?😭
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@thereal__isabel
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7 months
@victoronyekere @chowdeck That's synonym for “I am a thief”
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@thereal__isabel
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@thereal__isabel
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5 months
Dem never know I kala tori mo fine🎶
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@thereal__isabel
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10 months
@enyosam_ @Rene_noire Uncle Sam, we the young women that she is talking to love the advice, so what exactly is the problem.
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@thereal__isabel
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7 months
The drink drank me back😭
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5 months
@seuntherockstar @BeeBabs That's not a rabbit please. It's your village people because why 😩
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@thereal__isabel
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8 months
@amaratomi @Jollz I’m sorry but i’d be leaving that baby in the hospital.
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@faveszn made my 2022.
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Cross looks like a really chill guy. Dude just wants to goof around, whine his waist, and get wasted. #BBNaija
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@thereal__isabel
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I got that pretty pretty lady wey no like no stress…
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This is not even just “takes” anymore. A lot of you are cruel.
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I love love so much. Seeing people experience healthy love is amazing to watch. Like y'all be so cute fr fr.
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@Damii_aros Somebody said I'm taking it too far when I came out to say that people asking me where all my food goes hurts my feelings. Apparently except you're being fat shamed, you're not really being body shamed.
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Hi married Twitter, I'm looking to speak to newly weds on how they plan to spend/celebrate their first Valentine’s Day as a married couple. Please, RT for reach🥺
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@waveofthe90s Hope nothing?😂
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@thereal__isabel
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10 months
Felt cute, will delete later…
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@thereal__isabel
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7 months
Omg, I just did my happy dance over Chiby and Naomi’s engagement. Wishing them a lifetime of love and happiness🥹❤️
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@thereal__isabel
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8 months
I’m a simple girl. I see a pretty girl’s picture/video, i like and retweet.
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I want to see your owanbe face cards 🥹🥹
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@thereal__isabel
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6 months
My unpopular opinion is that situationships are not that bad. They just have bad PR.
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@leyeConnect There's nothing worth celebrating there please. Let's stop encouraging mediocrity. That's the reason the country is the way it is. We like anyhowness too much and we like to pull our weight over things or situations that are below par.
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@thereal__isabel
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Randoms
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@thereal__isabel
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7 months
By God’s grace, I will buy a car in 2024.
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Pere has faux intelligence. At first hearing, he sounds smart but when you actually think of it, he's not saying anything meaningful. #BBNaija
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Saskay and Angel are exactly who they think they are!!! #BBNaija
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Michael's accent is what Boma thinks he has. #BBNaija
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@thereal__isabel
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@_YamSmalls_ Why don't babies ever sleep in the night? It's giving possessed.
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@thereal__isabel
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8 months
My girlies, @veey_billions Just set up @Shynotshyclub , a community for women having difficulty building a network or wishing to enhance their social integration in Lagos. If you feel socially isolated or struggle to make meaningful connections, this is for you.
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The type to have one fine picture/video and post it on all her social🙂
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@saniyusuf I even volunteer to be my mom’s retirement plan. Make nobody stress me.
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@thereal__isabel
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@immanuelakinde @_ifepepeyo Yesssss, her first child is mine 😌
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@thereal__isabel
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11 months
I need Neo to ship with Kimoprah so Tolani can die the death that she wants to die.
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@DeeeeeeeNma Amen!! Thank you so much🙏🏼
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The sexual tension between Maria and Pere though. #BBNaija
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@_olowoayo 🤰🏽
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Lord, this is actually an epidemic. So many smart and intelligent people out there but you move closer and see that emotional intelligence is on a zero. It's always super annoying like wow, how can someone be smart and not smart at the same time.
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Your logical intelligence doesn’t mean much to me if your emotional intelligence is low
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@thereal__isabel
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8 months
Congratulations to Davido, Ayra Starr, Asake, Fireboy and Tyla. Burnaboy can get his own from his family members in obodo oyinbo.
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@StephenGMA01 @fayookunmi @SympLySimi Ayo wa ba le mi o Ire o, ayomide o(ayomide) Everyday o, showers of blessings rain on me Shey na money wey you want, oya o Abi o fe ra moto o Time e don come, Time e don come Ayo wa ba le mi o.
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We all don't like people getting into our business. Keep that same energy when you're about to give unsolicited opinions about other people.
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Hafsah❤️
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Makeup girlies, quote with a picture or video of that time you knew your makeup was eating 💅🏾❤️
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Two tequila shots after...
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Ah God, thank you. Saga is not with Nini and Arin😫😫😫. Thank you Jesus! #BBNaija
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If you like Pere, I'm going to take it that you are either manipulative or toxicity is your comfort zone. #BBNaija
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@thereal__isabel
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Nigeria is not a real place because why am I sitting on a plastic chair at the back of the train😭
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@OgbeniDipo If you must use back, you could alternate the return with "give or gave". "I'll give it back" "I gave it back"
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Officially became a raver last week✨
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This need some of you on here have to subtly let people know you have money is weird. You people are not afraid of billing?
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God if my skin doesn't glow like this by the end of the year, you and I will have a round table talk!!!
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Bare 🌞
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Fogerrit! Fireboy is a fucking vocalist!
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Nengi is a covert narcissist! #bbnaijialockdown
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@thereal__isabel
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As a woman, your life becomes exponentially easier when you decenter men. I think of them as “nice-to-haves” and not an absolute need. Would having a car make my life better and easier? Yes. Can I be happy and have a fulfilling life without a car? Yes. I think of men that way.
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@SomiEkhasomhi @TheKingsleyOkoh I'm not married o so I might be wrong but isn't moving to another country to pursue a different career a decision affecting both parties in the marriage?
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I'm actually going to start praying for my loved ones. Their needs are endless, my capabilities are limited but God’s isn't so yeah, prayer it is. And lol, best believe prayer works.
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@LeekeP1 I don't like tiwa's acting at all. Even the way she talks. Like she's reading the script one by one. She gets more annoying every episode
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@_Oroboghene @FunmiKolz @DurexNG God, I promised not to think about my life this valentine. Can you see what your children are doing to me😪😪
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And yeah, stop trying to be friends with people solely because of what you think they can do for you. People can see through your bullshit. Come correct or don’t come at all!
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#Journorequest I’m looking to talk to people who are very knowledgeable about the customary brideprice practices of different tribes in Nigeria. If you are or know anyone who fits into this, please send me a DM. Please Rt for reach. My interviewee might be on your TL🙏
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Saga wants to kiss Nini so bad right now😫😫 #BBNaija
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@thereal__isabel
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Fine men dey this life o. Wow.
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