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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined December 2019
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@rachm0re
Garfield
4 years
I talk am. I no fit even vex.
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@rachm0re
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4 years
This conversation. Omo e no fit end well
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@rachm0re
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11 months
I need you people to stop nitpicking everything. There was literally a Starbucks cup in GOT
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11 months
This movie, Madam Koi-Koi dated back to 1991, I’m just surprised how this sentence of 2022 found it way into the movie 😭 Nollywood please na 😭
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@rachm0re
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4 years
It’s the hype for meeeeee🔥
@rachm0re
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4 years
I love this video so muchhhh
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@rachm0re
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4 years
I stayed in Radiography hall, yaba im my first two years in unilag and I had to walk through yaba market to get to the shuttle everyday. Early in the morning, these men would drag us and harrass those that resisted, regardless of what you wore. Hijabis had it worse because
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@rachm0re
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4 years
The security guard in my house doesn’t open the gate for me because “he can’t open the gate for small girls”. Now, my dad has given me his money for the month and I’m trying to decide between caprisonne or happy hour.
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@rachm0re
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5 months
My name is Rachael, if we can change the P to C, I will surrender for $1000
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Elvis Obi
5 months
Hi everyone, this person defrauded my friends and I. His name is RAPHAEL UDO. We will be offering $2,000 (USD) to anyone who has info on him or knows of his whereabouts.
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@rachm0re
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1 year
Can someone please explain?
@rachm0re
Garfield
1 year
I just watched a skit and I really don’t get……
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Goodnight
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@rachm0re
Garfield
3 years
I’m dead😹😹😹😭😭
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@rachm0re
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9 months
As snapchat brought this boy as a memory today, God will punish him for me. Today, even more than usual 🙏
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@rachm0re
Garfield
3 years
Hi☺️
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@rachm0re
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4 years
i know you school at lag,how about dinner at salado and we spend the night at my place? — Salado is too expensive. Gala and lacasera is fine
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@rachm0re
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11 months
@unfuvkwthable I don’t think that’s fair, people put a lot of time, effort and money into their craft. Criticism is fine but some people will want to comment on every little detail
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@rachm0re
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3 years
Convocation Today. Finally a graduate 🥳
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@rachm0re
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3 years
Uber >>>>
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@rachm0re
Garfield
4 years
1. This person was my classmate in secondary school. 2. I hadn’t spoken with her since November 3. I didn’t say anything after, I only blocked her.
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@rachm0re
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3 months
God did.
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@rachm0re
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7 months
New jobs and promotions everywhere. God me next
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@rachm0re
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3 years
Bagged a degree🚀
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@rachm0re
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4 years
These pictures of my mum are two years apart. In the first pic, she was going through so much and struggling to keep it together, the second picture is what peace of mind would do to you. Thank God for life.
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Helpless. Everyone around was laughing, even the women selling makeup there, I was so embarrassed, I ran back to my hostel and cried. I didn’t enter the market again for almost 6 months.
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@rachm0re
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18 days
Did I really take a nice video if I don’t post it everywhere?
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@rachm0re
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4 years
They’d make derogatory comments like ‘na them dey fok pass’ some would even drag their scarves. One day, due to how narrow the road is, I was waiting for a car to pass, one of them grabbed my belt hook and used it to drag me towards him. I was so shocked and
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@rachm0re
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3 years
Stressed but maintaining beauty.
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@rachm0re
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1 year
@aspecofwood @SuperTobii E remain small make e stone the babe the ring.
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@rachm0re
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3 years
@chukumadaniel @OlisaOsega You can be social without flirting. He didn’t say you shouldn’t interact with other women.
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Neck don dey pain me abeg
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Goodbye, 2020.
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@rachm0re
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5 months
@Yemihazan Send money, my aunty’s best friend’s husband’s brother sells
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@rachm0re
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4 years
I meaaaannnn
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@rachm0re
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4 years
City girls and trippy nights
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Avi +1
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@rachm0re
Garfield
3 years
Okay.
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@TheRealEtinosa
Etinöza🌚
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U23 people, bless us with your fine faces na. 😏
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@rachm0re
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4 years
It’s my mum’s birthday and she’s super excited😊
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@rachm0re
Garfield
4 years
So if a woman cheats because with someone that has a bigger penis, you people will understand too?
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Asuu steady coming through
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@rachm0re
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3 years
I’ll pay a lot of money to see the faces of the mummies and aunties at this party.
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@rachm0re
Garfield
4 years
From the archives.
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@rachm0re
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3 years
Got it🥳
@rachm0re
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3 years
Just slayed this interview. I’m so excited
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@rachm0re
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3 years
This woman is so beautiful. Jesus 🥺
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Erica Nlewedim⭐️
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Avi + 1
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@rachm0re
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4 years
A couple came to buy something from my mum’s shop and the man asked to transfer the money to me. My account number starts with ‘070’ and as I started to call out the number, the woman just jumped at the man and started yelling ‘o tun ti n gba number, *curses*, *curses*’
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@rachm0re
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4 years
First book of the year
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Emptied my account December last year omw back from nativeland , called me a prostitute and locked me at the police station because I didn’t have my ID card.
@kusssman
𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟
4 years
Please ignore these people that are turning police brutality into gender war. My friends (females) have been hassled for 100k on their way back from the beach in the middle of the night. It’s not gender thing , all of us are in trouble.
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@rachm0re
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4 years
This conversation. Omo e no fit end well
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@rachm0re
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3 years
I dey try
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@rachm0re
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1 month
What I wore to work this month
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@rachm0re
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2 years
@ade0681 @kusssman Lmao, is she having sex with herself?
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Pranked my friends 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
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@rachm0re
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2 months
What did I say?
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@rachm0re
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2 months
Hacked this mirror self thing amafraid
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3 years
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@rachm0re
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4 years
@WendyA__ My mum fried turkey and left them covered on the cabinet. I came back from school and took one, then another and another😂. Didn’t snap out the trance until I finished the whole bowl. I just prayed that God should recieve my soul and went to place myself at the entrance
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Nobody is arguing that men don’t get raped but if you wait till a woman is raped before talking about it, you’re a big fool.
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@rachm0re
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4 years
300L 🥺
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@rachm0re
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11 months
@RobinaxOg @EatDrinkLagos What else is there to understand?
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@rachm0re
Garfield
4 years
Ladies, faking an orgasm is a waste of YOUR time, he’s gonna bust a nut either way. Open your mouth and tell him what works for you.
@rachm0re
Garfield
4 years
TL sleep? Not yet? Ok
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@rachm0re
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2 years
Gojus Gojus gurl
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@rachm0re
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4 years
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy💀
@rachm0re
Garfield
4 years
I have this dark joke but some people will have seizures if I drop it
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Kussman is in love and I loveet😹
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@rachm0re
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3 years
Men, know your worth. Abeg
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@rachm0re
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4 years
I think this mirror likes me.
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@rachm0re
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3 years
I actually like it. Expose yourself so my homegirls will know who to avoid.
@vincentdesmond_
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3 years
Men on twitter spend a lot of time showing off all the ways they make for horrible partners, friends, husbands and even fathers. It’s worrying.
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Happy birthday loml. Thank you always being there to listen. I am so lucky to have you as my friend. I love you soooo much @the_amarachukwu
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@rachm0re
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4 years
My coursemates are sharing materials with themselves with ‘Don’t give anybody’ as caption. Please are we in primary school?
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4 years
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@thenayvuiiiton
𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬
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2)post a pic/vid of your natural hair
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@rachm0re
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4 years
God. If I wanted to learn online, I’d have gone to NOUN.
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@rachm0re
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5 months
@_Matriach Leave the mumu. Lashtechs that are ALWAYS booked and busy but twitter user Oloshi doesn’t think it’s a career
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@rachm0re
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3 years
Just printed my atm card by myself at gtbank. Are cars flying yet?
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@rachm0re
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4 years
This type?
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@Remmzor__
TheRemmySaheed 😏
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Those short dresses that expose fine laps 🥰🥺>>>>>>>>
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Access bank ma pa mi now
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Dumbest thing I did this week? The lady in front of me at the atm queue smelt really nice and the fragrance was familiar but I didn’t feel like asking her for the name soooooooo..... I took a picture of her shirt. TO SNIFF LATER 🤦🏻‍♀️ Didn’t even realize it till I got home
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@rachm0re
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3 years
My birthday is April 16th and my boyfriend has been getting me presents every week since March 16th🥺
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@rachm0re
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4 years
First book of 2021.
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@rachm0re
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1 month
Certified product manager purrr😍
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Abi make we run gofundme for ASUU?
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@rachm0re
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4 years
@tunjitweet
papito.
4 years
you have fine videos of yourself taken in a car? flaunt it.
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3 years
🚀
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@rachm0re
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4 years
If you eat oats, you can’t convince me that you’ve never been to prison.
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@rachm0re
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2 months
@bebeidiyonce Lmaooo please run😭
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Lmaoooo. My neighbor’s tinder date refused to go home since friday
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@rachm0re
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4 years
“Rt for a credit alert filled week” Today na Thursday o.
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@rachm0re
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1 year
@ikay_Omio I’m sorry😹😹
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@rachm0re
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2 years
Bought a fridge today, little win but I’m so excited 🥺
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@rachm0re
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3 years
Seee😭
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@rachm0re
Garfield
4 years
@DrTSquare @Sir_Fin The kids would also see for themselves, wouldn’t they?
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@rachm0re
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4 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@rachm0re
Garfield
6 months
Dates are so cute. The getting ready, date itself and after the date🙃
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@rachm0re
Garfield
4 years
Was insecure at first so I deleted it but here it is again.
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@rachm0re
Garfield
4 years
Who wants to read something I wrote when I had a little sense?
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@rachm0re
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10 months
@Chidi_Chikadi @thebellaacode Wow. Look at all the things you have to say about someone you don’t even know. Best in masculinity
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@rachm0re
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1 month
Did a thing #altgrads24
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1 month
Certified product manager purrr😍
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@rachm0re
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11 months
@canneboT_ My point is that even that show with more qualified people and a bigger budget for writers and editors made mistakes.
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@rachm0re
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2 months
July dump
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@rachm0re
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4 years
Loveet😍
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@rachm0re
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3 years
Out of context foto dump
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@rachm0re
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4 years
God, please it’s bumbum that’s remaining for me to be sexy 😭
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