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Albärt fan

@thepigeonpost

5 years

here's mark lawrenson wearing a great coat, getting sacked as oxford manager, and failing to get into a pub as it isn't open yet

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@ColeenRoo

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reminiscing about 2013, the golden age of twitter

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8 years

you work your entire life towards one moment, and some talentless prick you're dating steps in to steal yr thunder

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pissing myself at woodsy here claiming to have done her research, and this being the header image of the person whose research she’s read

Laura Woods

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I’ve been asked repeatedly to DO MY RESEARCH. I have. Which has led me to more questions. So rather than engage with the pile on, I thought I’d add anything of interest here.

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6 years

just been reminded of the undisputed highlight of the 2017/18 season

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3 years

geoff shreeves is packing heat 🥵

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7 years

the simpsons might've predicted the US election, but a tango advert foretold the UK's brexit negotiation tactics

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6 years

one of these teams will be in the world cup final. russia denmark croatia switzerland sweden colombia england drink it in.

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4 years

it is absolutely criminal that we let this man lead our response to a global pandemic

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3 years

birds of prey are getting too confident and need to be stopped.

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2 years

go and get the mandzukic goal

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6 years

“should we google the name first?” “nah it’ll be fine”

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8 years

overwhelmed by a very embarrassing memory: the msn messenger 'now playing' function broadcasting that i was watching the abi titmuss sextape

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9 years

do you wanna tell wordpress or shall i

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I'm wasting my life ⚡️ “I found Sven boy”

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6 years

@kskgroup2017 @elonmusk he didn't mate

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4 years

Patrick Bamford. The posh boy Pukki. The millionaire Marcus Stewart. The violinist who has defences on strings. Could’ve gone to Harvard but decided to teach the Premier League a lesson. The Barclays can’t handle that smoke.

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2 years

spending the night, as i usually do, laid in bed thinking about when sky sports news rebranded as skysports .com tv for a bit.

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9 years

i think i've found the lad who got a sven haircut for world cup 2002, and it looks like he never lost his banter.

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6 years

myself and my wife like to pretend that the watermarks in photographs of birds are their names

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7 years

tfw you're left at the bar with a friend of a friend & you've already used up your football small talk

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6 years

on today of all days, let's remember the biggest world cup legend of all

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6 years

isn't it weird that the biggest banger of all time is the original theme tune for ITV crime drama The Bill?

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8 years

got a new football team to support: literally every side to come up against these lads until the end of time

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8 years

was excited for lunch until i remembered meal deals have been stolen from the working class & turned into entertainment for the bourgeoisie

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6 years

thoughts and prayers with all my scottish & welsh followers - i’m sure croatia will be back bigger & better in four years time for you. stay strong, qatar 2022 will be here before you know it.

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5 years

Nothing makes me laugh more than thinking about this. Genuinely think the lions could do it

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6 years

a serious point, if you’ll allow: you spend your days pretending to be a tory cat on twitter mate

Larry the Cat

@Number10cat

6 years

A serious point, if you’ll allow. The policeman stayed outside in the rain when I went into the warm Sometimes their duty is to assist us; sometimes it’s to save our lives. 23 police officers have been killed on duty since I came to No 10. They are missed.

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@MarioBrothBlog which do you prefer brothsy

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#lufc

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8 years

people slag off communism, but centuries of capitalism has never produced a football shirt that comes close to this

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8 years

🎉🎉🎉 WE'VE FOUND SVEN BOY! 🎉🎉🎉

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7 years

you, an idiot: the 1998 world cup one was the best version of three lions me, a genius:

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7 years

never forget that the 'football lifestyle' aesthetic was created by zach morris & ac slater in '91, no matter what the mundial mag crowd say

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2 months

THE BBC SLANDER NAMED HIM OH MY WORD

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6 years

just paid £25 for a swim an open air pool, £50 for a small shop at the local supermarket, and £9 for a half pint of einstock in reykjavik. if you’re wondering who’ll i’ll be supporting in the world cup, it is anyone playing iceland.

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6 years

😂

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@LUFC was nice having a stable club for 24 hours eh

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6 years

Footix fucking throughout the tournament is part of France 98 canon. best world cup in history.

Gaby Kirschner

@gabykirschner

6 years

ettie (the 2019 women's world cup mascot) is supposed to be the daughter of footix (1998 men's world cup mascot). very on board with the continuity of world cup mascots existing in the same universe

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8 years

JESUS CHRIST HE'S GOT A SCRAPBOOK OF ALL THE MEDIA & HE'S SENDING ME PHOTOS OF IT ALL

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4 years

try guess what song is soundtracking this video before you open. no chance you get it.

Barnet FC 🐝

@BarnetFC

4 years

The Hive London: Reimagined #BarnetFC 🐝

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8 years

well, fuck utopia then

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6 years

just got a ‘san siro’ cocktail in a bar in milan, comes with a match attax card of the bloke who made it. grazi!

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7 years

before we reached the peak, we got to a field full of sheep, and i asked amy to marry me. she said yes & i am the happiest i've ever been.

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8 years

Series box-set of the greatest content I've ever created: ⚡️ "UK Craft Beer Network: Collected Works, 2015-2016"

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6 years

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ ignore the fact kate bush is a confirmed tory voter ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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6 years

there has never been a more appropriate name for a record than the lad from the view's solo album

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6 years

got married m8s

West Didsbury & Chorlton

@WD_CFC

6 years

It’s official! Congratulations to Mr & Mrs @thepigeonpost #cowabunga #ChorltonRoyalWedding

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8 years

finally found it: the ultimate display of both banter and #respect . #movember #neverforget

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3 years

Ralph Hasenhüttl, February 2nd 2021:

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8 years

Made a playlist ft. only songs that were in the charts during Euro '96 & it is incredible

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7 years

this is now a fan account for maradona’s entire vibe when ossie ardiles picked him up from the airport in 1986

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8 years

The charisma on the lad. He'd be offered a job at lad bible on the spot if he did this now.

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6 years

if pro evo did club shops

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@MarioBrothBlog much appreciated, thank you for your reply and for your service brothsy. i agree wholeheartedly.

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5 years

nobody: noddy holder:

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5 years

records that are 10 years old this year ➡️ washed out - life of lesiure ➡️ the xx - s/t ➡️ girls - album ➡️ the pains of being pure at heart - s/t ➡️ japandroids - post-nothing ➡️ real estate - s/t ➡️ animal collective - merriweather i suddenly feel fucking awful, lads

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I’ve been asked repeatedly to DO MY RESEARCH on who is best out of Ronaldo and Messi. I have. Which has led me to more questions. Please visit the following account for more:

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@jeremycorbyn @UKLabour whatever happens over the next 24 hours mate: you've been brilliant these last few weeks. thanks.

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7 years

me to myself before any family do: no politics talk, it never ends well! me to everyone in the room after 1 drink at any family do:

Neville Southall

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7 years

Anyway I hate the fucking Tories

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4 years

honest to god

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6 years

small brain: vindaloo big brain: world in motion expanding brain: three lions galaxy brain: three lions 98 universe brain:

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9 years

merry christmas from the UK Craft Beer Network

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5 years

honest to god, being able to see what replies people hide has been a bigger gift than anything i got for christmas.

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6 years

you've been visited by the lucky bullfinch. press the like button for a week of good luck, flowers, and lovely bullfinches. x

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6 years

in 2007-08, manchester city had the 7th highest turnover in the premier league (£82.3m) & spent £70m in the transfer market, and people are writing about them as if they were a sunday league team

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9 years

@FootballCliches greatest photo of all time was taken at flamingo land, too http://t.co/09ciN6fR4s

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5 years

@TheSquareBall we would, and i am not overstating in the slightest, walk the premier league.

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2 years

out in wigan

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5 years

with time at my current job coming to an end after almost 6 years, i've put together a gif of all the photo booth pictures i've taken on my work mac so that they're not lost to history. enjoy xoxo

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7 years

3 years ago today me & amy went on our first date, and i have never loved anyone or anything more xoxo

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6 years

i love the kelp goose so much. just a load of geese who eat nothing but kelp. i think they might be perfect.

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how am i only just seeing this extremely cursed image

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message from my wife: would you agree with me that this dog looks like it is wearing a wig?

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Great British Getty Images

@shitbritishpics

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Crewe Alexandra flag during the Sky Bet League Two match between Crewe Alexandra v Plymouth Argyle at The Alexandra Stadium (2016)

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7 years

good morning to everyone except tory voters xoxo

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6 years

A playlist made up exclusively on songs that were in the UK Top 40 during France '98? Oui s'il vous plaît! The road to Russia starts now. Enjoy:

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2 years

never felt as upset as i have leaving elland road today. disgraceful from start to finish from our fans, we should be ashamed. 90 minutes of singing about abuse and people dying - absolutely fuck that.

Leeds United

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Full Time: #LUFC fall to a 2-0 defeat at Elland Road

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7 years

@PhilHayYEP @TomBarclay_ Vurnon Anita, make you work hard, make you spend hard, make you want all of his love

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9 years

http://t.co/jOkfdUoOTF

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6 years

as today is the final day of my twenties, let's mourn the fact that tomorrow i'll officially no longer be one of q magazine's 30 most influential people in music under 30. and laugh at the fucking quote i gave for it.

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5 years

open for a halloween surprise from england international gabby agbonlahor

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6 years

iceland may have been £15 a pint & £30 for a decent sandwich, but that was a bargain price to pay for having all my small talk sorted for the next six months 🍻

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4 months

@buryfcofficial west didsbury & chorlton’s fault no doubt

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7 years

took my little brother out for his first christmas eve pints, and now he’s having his first hungover christmas with mum shouting at him. never been prouder.

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6 years

such a shame that neither coco united nor amazon forest qualified for russia, two such storied world cup teams. their final is one of the greatest games the tournament has ever seen.

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spending the night repeatedly DMing the admin of @ fuckboyproblem.s to suggest they amend their reel as in four years they only won one supercopa and one la liga

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6 years

siri, show me the worst graffiti in manchester

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7 years

does this... does this mean i'm barred from wetherspoons now

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Maine Road away, 2015 vs 2022. Love you forever, @WD_CFC .

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7 years

amy's gone out to see some pals on a friday night which means - you know what time it is - i get to sit in alone, drinking mid-priced craft ale playing football manager