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@ettingermentum @mrpolicywonk This is the platonic ideal of love

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@MaxSanna Lmao that was an Albanian only app originally but no one used it so ig they had to branch out

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@JohnWakefieId Tangential but Pete Buttgieg’s dad was also a devout Marxist who translated the entirety of Gramsci’s prison notebooks

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@cootiesvaccine Edgy humor is only interesting as long as it’s transgressive. Once it’s normalized it goes back to being lame.

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@girlflopgojo @loveologian I assume she’s referring to the fact that those identities can only exist with the basis of gender norms/roles already set in place, and that abolishing gender is the true progressive stance

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@TrueSlazac This has to be the most aesthetically fascist picture taken since the 1940s

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@robloxfemboy Skill issue. My dad grew up in communism and ate plenty of bananas.

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@jeoc42 @shaun_vids The issue with the left can’t be that they “moved left” as that’s quite literally the point of leftism. The right on the other hand has gone full “retvrn” mode when previously they were just trying to maintain the status quo.

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@internetfossil Economically they would certainly be center or center right

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@lionel_trolling ?

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@ValonAsaniDua @MaxSanna I’m sorry but I don’t believe this at all unless you’re including bot accounts. Using a generous estimate there are only 10 million Albanians worldwide and I doubt that 1/10 is using your app. Congrats on the success though!

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@nikicaga Tbf he’s always been good at dunking on conservatives

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@Boringstein lol, lmao

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@JohnWakefieId Inshallah the future of the Democratic Party is Marxism

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@riseandgrindcor MBA only. Treat it like the other professional fields (law and medicine). Keep undergrad pure.

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@souljagoytellem You missed the best part

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@SocDoneLeft @strike_dr Albania mentioned

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@j0edynamite @cootiesvaccine It’s especially true for slurs. They’re the immature 20 year old’s equivalent of a 5 year old saying “fuck” just to get reactions.

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@thechosenberg Post from 2 years ago. Hope they’re divorced now. I need her.

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@vanillaopinions I will not stand for any Bernie slander

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@BigTasty50 @ohJuliatweets > Blue collar worker > Hates the left Brother PLEASE develop some class consciousness

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@nikicaga Tito should’ve standardized one. Big mistake.

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@PhysicsBoyt @ParkerMolloy @mattxiv She failed her first attempt and passed on her second attempt, which normally wouldn’t matter (especially considering the California exam is notoriously difficult) but they need something to use against her and they don’t have many other options

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@nikicaga Conservatives have lost the plot so badly that this guy felt the need to preface this with “Hot take”

Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️

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Hot take, but shooting people in that scenario should carry a heavy prison sentence. You can't just shoot people who aren't actively attacking you.

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@nikicaga No but she’s lying anyways

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Yesterday I went to Subway. Got a foot long sandwich and a salad — $42.00!!! I thought I was being punked. This is all seattle area. Is it like this everyone else, too?

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@f_freaker @JohnWakefieId He seemed pretty firm in his beliefs

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@JozuJoestar If I see this guys face on my TL one more time I’m going to bite an IED

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@PorygonEnjoyer @skooookum Yes. A large amount of the population is of Italian descent.

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@jeoc42 @shaun_vids “The policy positions of the left have moved left”, well yes. They are always moving left. The point of leftism is progress. Do you not think every era of conservative thought that the left was “moving left” ? The right has typically reacted to this by opposing leftist policy.

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@focusfronting

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@TrueSlazac It would be perfectly reasonable regardless tbh

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@AlTonno1 He’s French they get a pass for that

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@sock_dem Don’t act like an expert because she’ll see right through it. Pretend it’s a new interest of yours and ask her questions.

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@nikicaga Guy who’s so internet brained and out of touch with reality that his idea of “normie, bluepilled, centrist” opinions are still seen as literal fascism by the majority of the population

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@nikicaga Most of the right is built on whining tbh. Everything boils down to “look at what the left are doing!!!!” And complaining in hopes that they stop

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@hollowearthterf Notice how the example you used for dems is an insane exaggeration while the examples you used for Republicans are actually things they advocate for. Stop looking at the culture war nonsense and look at policy

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@nikicaga 1 is a subset of 2

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@gaslightyourmom What do you think trailer parks are?

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@souljagoytellem For many people fascist just means authoritarian

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@vanillaopinions You could argue that the text is beneficial in the third panel since the crowd looks a bit disgruntled but them handing him money in the fourth resolves it imo

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@nikicaga Kamalism will prevail

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@Kidskull51 @OrdinaryGamers Why the fuck would you lower yourself to the point where you fight someone harassing you? All it’s doing is putting yourself in a risky position. Stop with the fucking machismo, it’s cringe.

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@dyingscribe Tbf I don’t even think it’s that deep in the first place. Guy said he wanted something. Girl made something similar that she probably thought he would enjoy more. Guy cries because it’s not the exact thing he asked for. He sounds like a whiny toddler lmao

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@dissproportion

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The problem with roko is that he’s not very smart

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@vanillaopinions Social contract perhaps? “You keep me company and I feed/shelter you in exchange”

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@fodeballertoure @nikicaga

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@opinonhaver Funniest part is that he’s just plain wrong about it being a “direct assault on red state families” considering red states contain the highest percentages of the categories listed

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@schizogpt4 Sashimi technically but yeah

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@RiverTamYDN I’d pay for premium if it blocked out IQ and gender discourse on this god forsaken app

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@prisonrodeo @riseandgrindcor Wait til you find out how useless undergrad business degrees are

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@vanillaopinions The revolution will not spare them

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@TheB0neless1 @dyingscribe Do you not find it odd that a grown woman with teenage children is liking comments about teen boys wanting to fuck her on the same account she posts thirst traps on?

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@vanillaopinions I would unironically vote for Bernie regardless of age

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@nikicaga May comrade Kamala pave the way for AOC’s socialist takeover

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@dklmarxist It’s all there

Project Gutenberg

Project Gutenberg is a library of free eBooks.

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@EnemysEverywere @nikicaga She never claimed to be

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@Zvbear He’s speaking Portuguese and pretty much saying “you killed him” and “you said it bitch” I’d guess she said whatever caused the conflict

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@RichardHanania There’s no universe in which this isn’t projection of some sort

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@dyingscribe They don’t mean it truly. It’s basic internet “alpha male” larping in which violence and anger are viewed as the peak of masculinity and as long as they think it’s empowering to react with aggression they will glorify it.

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@avery_online @albertcamslut Cuck shame

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@duns_sc0tus If he’s going for the edgy atheist angle he’s not even doing that right lmao

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@GarrettPetersen This isn’t a hot take anywhere except Twitter

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@eurolaxen @nikicaga He’s talking about Chaya Raichik, the thing that runs Libs of TikTok

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@albertcamslut If he tossed in a race one he would’ve hit the holy trinity of edgy middle school humor

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@hopes_revenge Why don’t they have butter chicken and mango lassi. Someone feed these poor creatures properly.

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@dyingscribe I saw that post earlier and was about to comment something similar. Having good traits doesn’t mean you’re enjoyable to be around (though it normally helps). Being a good person is almost a prerequisite to most social interaction. You need to be interesting in some way.

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@skooookum This is becoming a theme for you….

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@nikicaga She’s just another rebellious daughter who hates her creator. She will accept Yakub in due time.

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The problem with roko is that he’s not very smart

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@souljagoytellem I don’t think he has either but tbf he did say “Best as Penguin audiobook” which if I’m not mistaken is the Fagles translation

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@RichardHanania Laughing at the thought of Tucker asking random gay people if Buttgieg sets off their gaydar

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@TheOmniLiberal Did he just admit to grifting?

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@DeepDishEnjoyer They should invent flirting that doesn’t make you want to rip your skin off

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@dyingscribe This is a green flag. Women with fascist tendencies >>>

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@DeepDishEnjoyer Elon seems like the type of guy to use “smart” as “agrees with me” thus excluding anyone who is not excited about Trump/Vance

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@ArchysLife It’s the most common last name in the country 😭

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@datepsych The irony of the Non-PC Chap guy misinterpreting the autism post in the most autistic way possible

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@AshokaTheBear @ITBURNSvsIWALK @LinkofSunshine The videos Hamas’ takes are blurry so they point out IDF soldiers and weaponry by putting a 🔻 over it

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@YUranium235 @LRH_Superfan “That one Nabokov novel” doesn’t narrow it down that much further. The pedophilia in Lolita or the incest in Ada?

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@LabGrownNeet @Aella_Girl Happy people probably shouldn’t take Wellbutrin unless they want to get excessively irritated at every minor inconvenience

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@nikicaga He was pretty solid tactically during his stint at Milan tbh

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@RightHegelian This is 20th century analytic philosophy erasure

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@nikicaga This is the tweet that will finally get her to firebomb a Walmart

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@SocDoneLeft @freemonotheist Alhamdulilah

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@LinkofSunshine Yes I’d prefer the person using sharp utensils on me while I’m in a vulnerable position to be licensed

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@hottwinklawyer @nikicaga The typical fascist argument I see on here is literally just “look at this old architecture, and these old statues too. They’re so cool right? I miss when my country was white. The Jews did this.” It’s all aesthetics there is no substance

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@TrueSlazac

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@sock_dem Gaslight her into thinking she’s a terrible human being and convince her to read Peter Singer (it’s ok this is morally correct thing for a utilitarian to do)

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@DeepDishEnjoyer I don’t like using the term “midwit” but there’s no better way to describe him

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@ArchysLife I’m being charitable here but I don’t think she has a problem distinguishing them. It seems more like a “you’re in the same boat in the eyes of the people who push the ‘great replacement’ theory”

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@PicoPaco17 @RichardHanania He’s talking about the woman who posted it

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@ekrii3 He has the entire midwit canon. I’m honestly impressed.

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@nikicaga Inshallah

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@Mjk3415 @ValonAsaniDua @MaxSanna The only person I know of that has used it was one of my cousin’s coworkers

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@ther6ealisback @ReallyOnMyMind @JozuJoestar I’m an atheist but it is true that western ethics come from Christianity. Just think about how much power the Catholic church had and how long they had that power for.

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