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Naive, nonstop, peep-peep twitter of chicks in dismal crates late, late at night, on a desolate frost-bedimmed station platform @philoswarwick

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My father in law died. This brutal disease. Rest in peace.
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“Once, reading Schopenhauer, he substituted ‘love’ for his ‘will,’ and this new philosophy comforted him for a couple of days”—Tolstoy.
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Nabokov vs. Black.
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What’s the single best novel ever written about love?
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Wittgenstein’s Tractatus, summary: Blah, blah, blah. Shh.
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Guy Longworth
5 years
What is the most beautiful painting, please?
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@GuyLongworth
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I think that I’m now Head of Department. Let that sink in.
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Garden fox.
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3 years
Questions one might have wanted to address before buying all those books.
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New arrival.
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I’ll be head* of department from January, apparently.
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5 years
Am I right to think that people used to get their heads stuck in railings more often in the 70s?
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Guy Longworth
6 years
Brexit festival in pictures.
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Please enjoy this tree as much as me.
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Guy Longworth
2 years
Good to see Hegel trending. Does he have something new out?
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4 years
Ruin a work of philosophy by inserting “normativity”.
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Guy Longworth
6 years
Footnote aspirations.
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2 years
I’m becoming one of those “Why are you reading that when you could be reading Plato or Aristotle?” people.
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Guy Longworth
3 years
Pub!
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6 years
Philosophy in stages: 1. Ask simple question. 2. Complicate indefinitely. 3. Fail to answer simple or complicated questions. 4. Complain about simple question. 5. Rinse. Repeat.
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Guy Longworth
5 years
What if I self-isolate and no one notices?
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Guy Longworth
4 years
Extra Pippin.
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@GuyLongworth
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9 years
"YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!"
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Guy Longworth
8 years
Brexit in pictures.
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Guy Longworth
5 years
My mother and me.
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Guy Longworth
4 years
I look like a giant.
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@GuyLongworth
Guy Longworth
3 years
My doing philosophy face.
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Guy Longworth
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Book 29.
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4 years
Longest day of the longest month of the longest year.
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Guy Longworth
4 years
Six books.
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Guy Longworth
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Glock on classifying philosophy as Analytic.
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Snow dog.
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“but if it is true that elephants can write I wouldn’t want them to be given paper and ink lest they leave to posterity in their memoirs that we are nothing but machines and that only they have understanding.”—Locke
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Guy Longworth
2 years
New specs.
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4 years
The World's Greatest Gallery of Seductive Radishes.
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@GuyLongworth
Guy Longworth
9 years
Delighted to say that I've just agreed to take over as editor of Proceedings of the Aristotelian Society when the present editor stands down
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@GuyLongworth
Guy Longworth
3 years
7 minutes after receiving his new ball, Mr Pip proudly presents.
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Guy Longworth
11 months
Book 47.
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Guy Longworth
4 years
Amazing what you can get done if you get up at dawn. Feeling a bit like a farmer of philosophy.
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4 years
Met real dog. Was good dog.
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Guy Longworth
6 years
Please, what would be the best philosophy book to get for junior school kids (8–11)? Thanks.
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Guy Longworth
3 years
My coffee pot’s seen things you wouldn’t believe.
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Guy Longworth
3 years
New arrival.
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Guy Longworth
4 years
Spilling over.
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4 years
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an ageing man in possession of a good book, must be in want of a brighter reading light.
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2 years
Old favourite.
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The difficult third album.
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1 year
New arrival.
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Guy Longworth
4 years
Forgot that we have pics of new dog:
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Philosophy writing tip: philosophy’s very hard, so go easy on yourself; philosophy’s very hard, so if you’re going easy on yourself, it’s worthless.
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Guy Longworth
3 years
Mr. Pip seeks praise for his eviscerating activities.
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New arrival.
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@GuyLongworth
Guy Longworth
5 years
Interesting question from one of my students: could there be a piece of analytic philosophy that took the form of a novel?
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Guy Longworth
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New arrival.
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Guy Longworth
4 years
It’s my birthday tomorrow. Please send books.
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Guy Longworth
4 years
Don’t like philosophers.
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The central question of epistemology is, how can everyone but me be ignorant?
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Penguin envy.
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Some philosophers that I like and that some others seem not to: Descartes; Locke; Frege; Moore; Austin.
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Guy Longworth
5 years
Idea for a paper: Is butter just very bland cheese?
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@GuyLongworth
Guy Longworth
2 years
Today’s look:
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@GuyLongworth
Guy Longworth
3 years
Crazy hair day.
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Been reading Schopenhauer in some of the gaps. Fair to say that he’s not a fan of Hegel.
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Gazing in awe at this sort of thing.
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Day one on lonely rainy fascist island.
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Guy Longworth
2 years
Chagall stained glass windows.
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New specs.
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Still don’t know what meta-ethics is supposed to be.
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“Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs in one.”—Hilary Putnam.
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Guy Longworth
3 years
Mr. Pip a year ago.
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Guy Longworth
3 years
Pizza and wine. Pizza and wine.
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5 years
New arrival.
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Mansplaining in Vienna.
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Guy Longworth
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First look at the venue. #JointSession2020
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Review: M. W. Rowe, J. L. Austin: Philosopher and D-Day Intelligence Officer.
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2 years
People with standing desks, how do you stop yourself from wandering off?
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Guy Longworth
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Guy Longworth
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He’s sleeping now, next to the teddy with the heartbeat.
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“philosophy gives us the means of speaking plausibly about any subject and of winning the admiration of the less learned”—Descartes.
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Guy Longworth
4 years
“(It is always a significant question to ask about any philosopher: what is he afraid of?)”—I. Murdoch.
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Guy Longworth
4 years
If you can’t be clear, be careful.
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Guy Longworth
5 years
This tweet consists of two parts: the one presented here plus all that I have not written. And it is precisely this second part that is the important one.
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Guy Longworth
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Still a bit dehydrated.
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New Among Us bookmark.
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Wonder when philosophers are going to move on from reason to rhyme.
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@GuyLongworth
Guy Longworth
3 years
Second hand books should all be 50p. Don’t @ me.
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Guy Longworth
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Today’s look:
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Guy Longworth
4 years
Feeling like a landslide for Biden would perk everyone up a bit.
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New arrival.
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Today’s look.
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Guy Longworth
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Evening walk.
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Guy Longworth
4 years
I thought that some of you might enjoy looking at this too.
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The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter
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Pippin's had a haircut.
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Pippinnocent.
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