Theo Nash Profile Banner
Theo Nash Profile
Theo Nash

@theo_nash

6,357
Followers
659
Following
2,446
Media
19,703
Statuses

Hellenist. PhD student IPCAA, MA and BA Victoria University of Wellington.

Ann Arbor, MI
Joined February 2017
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
2 years
This was a lot of fun to put together: do have a read!
@AntigoneJournal
Antigone Journal
2 years
Why do we study Ancient Greece? To expand our shared knowledge of the past or for personal enrichment? Is research a primary or secondary aim? Today, @theo_nash of @UMich revisits 1930s Oxford to see how rival views of scholarship were keenly thrashed out:
2
28
82
8
7
40
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
25 days
The evolution of the Mycenaean octopus is just progressive stages of a drug trip.
Tweet media one
58
2K
9K
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
22 days
The etymology of apricot is quite a journey.
Tweet media one
20
211
1K
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
Anakin's decline.
Tweet media one
14
181
1K
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 months
Great questions in Ancient History:
Tweet media one
24
189
1K
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
'A Song of Ice and Fire', the 21st century narrative saga, survives only partially; a prose recension covers the first half in great detail, as does an audio-visual one for roughly the same extent; after this we have only the audio-visual in an epitomated and much corrupted form.
11
329
1K
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
The political spectrum of Ancient Greece.
Tweet media one
16
125
1K
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
11 days
A Linear B tablet displayed upside down in the National Archaeological Museum 🙃
Tweet media one
23
88
1K
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
2 months
The gods never really left.
Tweet media one
7
145
986
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
Contracted omicron and not sure what to do? Follow this simple guide:
Tweet media one
21
200
952
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
Some Greek verbs are just unforgivably irregular. The third person plural of οἶδα? It literally is a sin.
20
82
807
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
The Mycenaean bridge at Kazarma, quietly doing its job these 3000 years.
Tweet media one
18
181
787
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
2 months
Weird English conditionals: 'I'll be in town tomorrow if you'd like to grab coffee'. Being in town is not in fact dependent on the correspondent's desire for coffee.
80
41
813
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 years
Twitter interactions, as described by a Hittite king:
Tweet media one
12
322
776
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 months
I don't honestly know how to process this. Is there any reason now to doubt that we'll get complete scrolls soon enough? Papyrology — if that's even the right word for this — could once again revolutionise Classics.
@natfriedman
Nat Friedman
5 months
Ten months ago, we launched the Vesuvius Challenge to solve the ancient problem of the Herculaneum Papyri, a library of scrolls that were flash-fried by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD. Today we are overjoyed to announce that our crazy project has succeeded. After 2000
Tweet media one
2K
16K
70K
24
98
770
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
2 years
Schliemann's daily routine during the 1884 Tiryns excavations.
Tweet media one
16
81
630
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 years
After three weeks of writing papers Latin puns are the only joy left in my life.
Tweet media one
3
210
565
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
7 years
Minoan Crete was a peaceful wonderla-
Tweet media one
16
195
538
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
4 months
Would a CS major be able to understand this?
Tweet media one
@morallawwithin
florence ☧
4 months
Would a philosophy major be able to understand this?
Tweet media one
89
23
499
18
24
518
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
8 months
Tolkien to his son Michael: 'It takes at least 15 years to make a good Greek scholar.'
Tweet media one
13
94
502
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 years
The problem with the Latin ablative is that it isn't so much a single case as two and half cases standing on each other's shoulders in a trench coat.
11
96
355
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
Casual reminder that the Romans had a verb equivalent to 'can't even'.
Tweet media one
2
129
349
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
7 years
Being a classicist is living in a constant state of fear that a 19th century German beat you to your brilliant idea by 100 years.
13
85
337
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
No idea how Odysseus managed it.
Tweet media one
13
50
344
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
4 years
They just don't choose translators like they used to.
Tweet media one
10
61
281
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
25 days
Like a lot of dreams, there's a monster at the end of it.
Tweet media one
8
42
293
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
2 years
Been sitting on this for a bit, but it looks like I'll be in Athens next year!
Tweet media one
32
3
286
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
Post-Mycenaean sites can be cool too, I guess.
Tweet media one
8
32
263
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
7 years
The Linear A (l) and B (r) sign AB23 had the value mu in LB. It's also used as the ideogram for ox, suggesting Myc. and Min. cows went mu.
Tweet media one
11
126
263
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
2 months
Blackwell's are now selling those dreadful print-on-demand copies of old books digitised by Google:
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
18
14
259
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
7 years
I still can't believe I got away with this footnote:
Tweet media one
12
60
255
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
Wait, whoops, let's zoom out.
Tweet media one
4
12
251
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
2 years
A letter in the TLS that gets more interesting the further you read...
Tweet media one
4
57
251
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
25 days
Thought you'd seen it all?
Tweet media one
2
34
254
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
7 months
Tolkien on the Ancient Greeks:
Tweet media one
21
36
249
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
I've seen the tablets in Athens and Heraklion before, but before I knew anything about it; today I really saw Linear B for the first time. Still not over how a) small, and b) three-dimensional and real the signs are.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
11
56
246
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
You, a dolt: I love the duels in the Iliad. Me, an intellectual: I love the duals in the Iliad.
12
29
230
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 years
Joining the party:
Tweet media one
0
57
224
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
Between the Old Hittite and New Hittite recensions of the Laws, the penalty for biting off a man's nose increases 30x. This may be a scribal error, but I prefer to think people got very tired of noses being bitten off and getting upping the penalty in hopes it would finally end.
6
43
225
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
10 months
The Vulgate is, no doubt, the widest-read Latin text historically, and now almost completely missing from modern curricula. It is both accessible and familiar (if decreasingly so): a much better starting point than Caesar.
25
23
224
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 years
Pardon me for thinking there were racial interactions, colonialization, and homosexuality in the ancient Mediterranean.
@PaulSkallas
LindyMan
6 years
No, "critical race theory, post colonial theory, psychoanalytic approaches and queer theory" won't teach you anything about Greek literature. You're just committed to the fallacy of anachronism.
1
1
28
11
42
214
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
'Squirrel', of course, comes by way of Latin from Ancient Greek σκίουρος -- the animal which shades itself with its tail (lit. shadow-tail).
@katemond
Dr Kate Wiles
5 years
THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN
Tweet media one
10
91
490
4
83
218
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
'Greece is part of Asia; Greek literature is a Near Eastern literature.' M. L. West, 1966.
14
20
208
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
It's only a marathon if it's from the Attica region of Greece; otherwise, it's just sparkling jogging.
@Atticist
Atticist
5 years
If you don’t defeat the Persians and announce that fact while literally expiring at the end of 26.2 miles, it is NOT a marathon.
3
14
88
1
50
215
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 months
A quirk of English development: 'ominous' and 'auspicious' are both etymologically neutral, for omens and auspices may be either good or ill; but each has taken one province for itself and excluded the other.
4
31
207
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 years
The joy of discovery in secondhand books:
Tweet media one
8
56
206
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
2 years
There was once at Harvard a conference that asked 'What is Philology?'. A colleague inquired of Shackelton Bailey whether he would attend: 'No,' responded Shackleton, 'I already know what it is. I shall be in my office, doing it.'
4
14
205
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
The English word 'fart' derives from an onomatopoeic Proto-Indo-European root *perd — so some guy 6000 years ago heard a fart and we've been using his impression to describe them ever since.
18
91
197
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
The trick to pictures of Tiryns is including people — otherwise your brain will always try to assume the rocks are a reasonable size.
Tweet media one
5
33
189
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
1 year
For the budding scholiast.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
13
6
191
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 years
How to explain procrastion to your Latin professor:
Tweet media one
0
55
187
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
11 months
A remarkable survival of Persian usage: Ionia was already Yauna in the Behistun inscription. Just as the Romans called all Hellenes Greeks after the first tribe they met, so too the Persians called them all Ionians.
@Cayden_Cline
КЕЙДИН
11 months
The OP was highlighting the difference in syntax from English. I want to highlight how Greece’s name would be indecipherable to the average Anglo lol
Tweet media one
12
13
165
11
26
188
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
Incredible to see my name in (digital) print for the first time. The whole volume (edited by @PhilipJBoyes , @crewsproject and @natalakiou ) is available open access here:
Tweet media one
14
15
180
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
Strikingly enough, the sign 'mu' in Linear B is also the the logogram for 'cow' — so they did indeed go mu!
2
50
174
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
The use of cuttlefish ink for writing in the Aegean is evidenced as far back as the Middle Minoan III period: two cups found at Knossos bear inked inscriptions on their interiors.
@GreekEtymology
Greek Etymologies
5 years
Modern Greek καλαμάρι ("squid") derives from Medieval Greek καλαμάρι(ο)ν ("pen," "pen case," "inkwell," "squid"), from Ancient Greek κάλαμος ("reed [pen]"). 🦑🖊 καλαμάριον is given as a gloss for τευθίς ("squid") in the scholia to Oppian.
10
82
280
1
41
163
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
The Pevensie children begin 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Warbdrobe' in London. This was obviously a real place, so how does it make sense to deny Narnia? Why include London at all if the other places were fiction? It makes more sense to argue all were real.
@oliveratlantis
Oliver D. Smith
5 years
@DimitriNakassis @e_pe_me_ri Odysseus is described as being blown off course near Maleas, see Hom. Od. 9.80. This was obviously a real place, so how does it make sense for you guys to deny other locations? Why include Maleas at all if the other places were fiction? It makes more sense to argue all were real.
2
1
1
11
28
167
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
4 years
Different words, different image, both tweeted based on the date. So much for Quellenforschung.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
20
7
165
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 years
It still staggers me that no one could come up with anything better than "Old Latin" and "Very Old Latin".
Tweet media one
14
34
167
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
Tiryns, a coastal site, was the first centre on the Argolid to be fortified in Mycenaean times. Later expansions included extensive use of corbelling in passageways and the famous galleries. The same principle still holds up the nearby tholos tomb, later used for olive pressing.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
3
33
163
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
We don't talk enough about how the proper plural of dilemma is dilemmata.
9
36
158
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
7 years
A remarkable Linear B discovery, just in time for Christmas.
14
70
160
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
12 days
Multimedia: Athena striding forward to fight a giant, both in monumental sculpture from the Old Temple on the Acropolis and on a fairly quotidian oil jar.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
24
165
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
9 months
I've read this sort of essay written by undergraduates: they're clever enough to make an argument, but can't see that their ignorance of the source material defeats them.
5
7
165
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
1 year
The Cyclopean wall of Athens: hidden around the Acropolis are traces of a past much deeper than Pericles.
Tweet media one
6
17
162
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
1 year
You don't do that every day.
Tweet media one
6
4
163
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
4 years
Yesterday, after delays due to both COVID and last month's strike, I finally completed my PhD qualifying examinations (with just a bit of help from these two).
Tweet media one
11
2
156
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
2 years
Henceforth I am only accepting absences justified in trimeters.
Tweet media one
8
25
157
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
The only honest abstract: 'I have some thoughts on <topic x>. If my paper is accepted, I will try to figure out what exactly they are.'
0
37
152
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
7 years
The Linear B evidence suggests that it's the other way around - Athena was named after Athens.
@britishmuseum
British Museum
7 years
Athens was named after Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom. Her symbol was an owl and was used on coins for over 300 years!
Tweet media one
61
1K
3K
6
65
149
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 years
Grad school bound: I'm excited to say that this September I'll be headed stateside to pursue a PhD at the University of Michigan's Interdepartmental Program in Classical Art and Archaeology.
11
3
147
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
4 years
The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis claims that the way we experience the world is based on the language we speak. Since there are no first-person verb forms recorded in Linear B, we can therefore posit that the Mycenaeans had no sense of self.
16
13
147
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
The Mycenaean cemetery at Dendra is famous for its wealth of finds — not only does it have the only known unlooted tholos, but multiple horse burials were found (left in situ), and chamber tomb 6 yielded the only full set of Mycenaean armour, now on display in Nafplio.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
4
37
147
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
You've heard of the Areopagite court, now get ready for the Areopagite cat.
Tweet media one
11
32
141
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
Call me jaded, but eventually we'll have to stop acting like polychromy is new and interesting.
@Harvard
Harvard University
3 years
People tend to think of ancient sculpture as colorless, but they were often vibrantly painted. Join @harvartmuseums to learn how scientific analysis can help reconstruct original colors on works of art. Tuesday, 9/21, 12:30pm:
Tweet media one
8
128
497
19
16
140
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
Irregular plurals.
Tweet media one
16
34
140
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
No, you're immature.
Tweet media one
12
8
138
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
11 months
Classicists are generally required to learn Ancient Greek (and indeed Latin) to a much higher level than anyone else studying a language for purely academic reasons.
@LinguisticsShi1
Tim the Shitposting Linguist
11 months
Thinking that Ancient Greek of all things is a hard language is the linguistic equivalent of needing to get out more
7
6
106
7
8
137
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
Wilamowitz had, 100 years ago, a much better conception of what Classics (though he called it Philology) should be than many do today.
Tweet media one
7
32
135
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
My wife: 'Why on earth is a ten cent coin called a dime here?' Me: 'Well if you think of the PIE word for ten, *dekm, it's really quite easy to remember...'
10
15
135
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
In entirely other news, I discovered yesterday that sheep can wag their tails.
2
29
136
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
8 months
Prudence Smith on the special challenge of Greek prose composition:
Tweet media one
7
21
134
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
8 months
Peter Brown on archaeology.
Tweet media one
3
19
133
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
10 months
This is complete hogwash.
Tweet media one
@hannahluci
Hannah Lucinda Smith
10 months
The Chronicles of Narnia are strewn with Turkic references, but nobody really knows why: CS Lewis did not speak Turkish, nor did he ever visit the country For @EngelsbergIdeas , I wrote about the mystery that has preoccupied me for years
62
155
740
2
9
133
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
4 years
This is fun ()
Tweet media one
5
27
133
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
Rare evidence for a Mycenaean sport much resembling modern tennis. (From the Preface of Vermeule and Karageorgis 1982, Mycenaean Pictorial Vase Painting.)
Tweet media one
6
43
126
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
Chandler's preface to the second edition of his Greek Accentuation is something else:
Tweet media one
10
29
128
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
3 years
The trouble with translations of Hittite texts is they they give the entirely mistaken impression that we have any idea what is going on.
1
15
129
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 years
MY V 659, a record of women receiving bedding at Mycenae; among the names are Alexandra (a-re-ka-sa-da-ra) and Theodora (te-o-do-ra), still in fashion over 3000 years later.
Tweet media one
5
59
126
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
10 months
Knowing multiple languages is probably the most basic prerequisite for being an academic.
@FeyeraBender
Hands off Rafah 🇵🇸
10 months
academics who speak and read multiple languages are so obsessed with saying u can’t engage with ideas properly without speaking and reading multiple languages. funny
47
19
542
5
8
128
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
And they say Linear B isn't fun.
Tweet media one
2
28
128
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
The beach at Voidokilia — between the 'Cave of Nestor' on one headland and a tholos tomb on the other, the feeling of being at the Homeric 'Sandy Pylos', ἐπὶ θινὶ θαλάσσης, is quite impossible to shake.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
5
26
126
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
7 years
Dress for the job you want ( @ancientimpress )
Tweet media one
7
24
120
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
4 years
It's only a pandemic if it's from an Ionic region of Greece; otherwise, it's just sparkling plague.
1
34
125
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
2 years
It takes almost no training to recognize all but one word here, and the grammar is transparent except at the end. We always use Beowulf as our standard example of Old English, but that does a disservice to the real continuity of the language.
@PhiloCrocodile
Ye Olde Philologer Cokedril
2 years
Look familiar? This is an Old English version of the Romulus and Remus myth! The runes read: Rōmwalus and Rēomwalus, twēgen gebrōðera: fēdde hīe wylf in Rōmeceastre, ēðle unnēah: Romulus and Remus, twin brothers, a wolf fed them in Rome, far from home.
Tweet media one
6
100
471
5
29
119
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
5 years
The citadel of Mycenae, home to the greatest architectural achievements of the Greek Bronze Age, and not a few of its richest graves.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
2
24
121
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
6 months
Mild disappointment in reading the new edition of Tolkien's letters: OCR (presumably) has done a number on Latin and Greek, and no one at Harper Collins has the wit to correct. So we read nolo efiscopari, δημοχρατία, sub specie aeternitaris, etc.
17
13
124
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
1 year
Latin 'cum' more typically comes before its noun, and the Romans weren't quite sure why it acted differently with personal pronouns. Cicero had a theory, of course: good Romans say nobiscum because cum nobis comes squirmingly close to cunno bis, 'twice in the cunt'.
@yvanspijk
Yoïn van Spijk
1 year
In Spanish and Portuguese it's 'para ti' (to you) but 'contigo' (with you), not *con ti. Why this '-go' part? It's a remnant of Latin 'cum', the ancestor of 'con': it was 'tēcum' ("you-with"), not *cum tē. This became 'tigo', but later a pleonastic 'con' was added. Here's more:
Tweet media one
27
154
997
6
34
124
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
7 years
Word of the day: te-o-do-ra = Θεόδωρα, Theodora. The earliest attestation of a name, in male and female form, still popular.
Tweet media one
1
44
102
@theo_nash
Theo Nash
4 years
A crash course on the Linear B w-series.
Tweet media one
5
11
123