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@themikeyriot

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SW, NSFW, ๐Ÿ”ž, Musician, Industry Support, Pro Wrestling and Companionship. I certify my own damned self.

Pennsylvania, USA
Joined November 2021
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@KEKANALMETA I love how everyone convenient skipped over the word "celebrity"...
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@KyivIndependent Bless you, Captain Chybineiev. You will not have died in vain. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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@sweetiepiebri I think you need to set up a private appointment with that principal
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@Rasmussen_Poll More blacks than whites too, which I find odd considering that most mainstream news outlets espouse the BLM mantra, relentlessly.....
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@sweetiepiebri Absolutely, but you're CERTAINLY not "average" in any way
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@fasc1nate I tried this in Pittsburgh on a problem pothole the city kept neglecting, and it worked
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@sweetiepiebri No. They (you) need to be nude at all times! Seriously.... Nothing obscuring the view...
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@cherrycrushTV No you're not. Don't just lie to us like that
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@420Bluegrass No, y'all did that for Obama, instead.... ๐Ÿคฃ
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@Livvv_001 Hi, Beautiful
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@isabellalee_84 Daddy says finger it first so she'll be all tasty for me
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@ShouldHaveCat Oh no I can't watch
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@CBSNews It is not, and I repeat, not the time to open up the strategic oil reserve because all that will do is drop prices by 10 or 15 cents per gallon. We need to open up our pipelines and drill, baby drill!
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@OnlyKateBackup Well, a very good morning to you as well, you perfect creature, you! โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ You fill my heart with joy, every day! Thank you for that!
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@AnnaHartxy Smash relentlessly and then marry
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@lillaylaxox The mouth is always first
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@laylamssunshine Our first date might last a solid week
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@CBSNewsPress Talk about walking back a statement! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I can't remember the last time the entire world laughed at CBS but I'll remember this one....
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@SimoBliss_ @WWE @AlexaBliss_WWE I love when Superstars actually utilize their platform to help uplift other people like this. Alexa is not only a sweetheart but a humanist!
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@danicreamz ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’
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@OnlyKateBackup You look absolutely glorious! Love the new reveals! โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’
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@MomsCurvy Rub that li'l muffin Mama
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@SquirtingStef I absolutely love every single thing about this picture
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@br4ttyb4be It looked glorious on you, Babygirl
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@OnlyKateBackup Good Morning, my next ex wife! โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ
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@skintagsusan Well you look absolutely exquisite and whoever your lucky date is, he is very lucky indeed to be able to go out and be seen with such a beautiful woman!
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@br4ttyb4be You tell me; it's your orgasm....
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@Nobunny333 They're immaculate, @Nobunny333 .... I'd love pleasing em on the daily, and you should be proud of them gorgeous ๐Ÿ’
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@SarahAm83394813 Hell, you can BE my lunch!
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@AfrikanFengShui The lesson here?.... Try not to piss off Mike fuckin' Tyson....
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@NaughtyWives12 Who wouldn't?????
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@julianaxferrara There IS no "wrong hole"
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Somebody please inform Brandon on how to end WW III before Putin turns him into today.
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@poindexter_mrs Give me that delightful cakey! ๐Ÿ‘
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@AliceLittleEdu Omfg you look absolutely luscious, Alice! WOW ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜œ
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@OnlyKateBackup You look incredibly sexy with your sex hangover!
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@BustyNaturals2y Who don't??? Who couldn't?
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@bunny_sz23 Absolutely! I'd love to see that beautiful face when you cum! That'd be HEAVENLY
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@bunny_sz23 Wataa babe ๐Ÿ˜˜
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@MetroUK If you give me something and I take it, that's not "misappropriation" ; that's simply your bad luck. .. or bad math....
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@JohnFetterman Please don't veer farther left. Our Commonwealth is overtaxed, crime ridden and depressed. Reach across the aisle for some common sense approaches that defy partisan politics and earn our respect. Please. I beg you.
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@FSUgooner @RobSchneider Apparently you bought into the math that didn't include the 20% of American workers who actually left the workforce and have not returned.... Artificial facts use artificial numbers.
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@young27027 Yeah dude's gotta aim lower
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@heyitscaseymae That was a great game! Let's Go Buffalo
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@SultanZ83153136 @CharlotteRochat No, "Poutine" is a Canadian dish that's actually quite tasty... "Putin" is what you meant to say. ๐Ÿ˜€
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@Livvv_001 Hi Beautiful! You popping up has been the best thing to happen in a long time!
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@bunny_sz23 Honestly? A 7 which could go to 9+, if you'd be a little more involved in your X posts.
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@Brianna2j Until you cry for it to stop! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฆ‹
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@bopinion Groceries up ten percent, gas up 20 to 30 percent, rents up 10 percent.... My check didn't go up, though.... So yeah ๐Ÿ‘ we are way past our breaking point.
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@StuckCenter @ReutersFacts Jesus Christ was NOT caught laughing and not knowing what to say, at a pivotal moment in an important conversation with a world leader...
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@heyitscaseymae I don't necessarily agree, but it is a beautiful fantasy
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@bunny_sz23 With pride
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@poindexter_mrs I've always been interested as hell in YOU
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@chron Good! We don't need to be teaching irrational guilt to kids, based on what happened decades and hundreds of years ago. We simply need to teach that all are created equal, and that there have been instances for humans did not live up to that ideal.
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@TIME @elonmusk Well-deserved, and regardless of how history judges him in the future, what he has helped to bring him out in the past few years has been nothing short of amazing and exemplary and he's the type of guy that we need all of our wealthy entrepreneurs to be.
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@bmantraffic How can you forbid people from leaving? Seems like a big legal issue looming right there
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@julianaxferrara Spread it open for me nurse. It's time for my therapy
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@OnlyKateBackup I love your new openness Kate! ๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@laurenxburch Good Morning ๐ŸŒ„
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@melissa22tx Gladly my dear
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@bunny_sz23 Rub it! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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@lushcatlyn Never received the first one yet
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@carlwaddy @MailOnline 40 years of fanatical despotism will do that to ya'...
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@MAstronomers I don't know why but my entire life, I have been magically and mysteriously drawn to Orion, every night of the year that it is visible in my part of the world. As soon as I look up and it does not matter what time of the night it is, I'm automatically looking directly at it
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@br4ttyb4be Cum for us in there
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@Odyne_LaFee I bet you're the high point of THEIR day, though.....
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@Melanism @byjoelanderson All I can see here is that Christopher Walken video done to different music
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@poindexter_mrs I have to be honest, that wasn't an accident
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@heyLyssten You mean, "yummy"... There i fixed it for ya
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@poindexter_mrs Make it barefoot
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@DatingWife I do but I'd love to have a little more practice
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@NaughtyWives12 I'd have to start with putting that nightie where it looks best... On the floor
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@Nobunny333 Fan fucking tastic ! ๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@fuckindica I love you loving anal, THAT'S for sure
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@RosalieSalope Let's see if you're honest
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@NotATweeter16 @elonmusk @micsolana That's correct. And anyone who doesn't like it doesn't have to work for him. That's called free will.
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@br4ttyb4be And, pray tell, whose cock is stretching you out in this picture, darling?
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@pgh_scanner Another mystery Kenny Chesney homoerotic fantasy come to life.... And the regret that comes with em!
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@HannahJames710 All day every day
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@lornaaaa_xo Congratulations and may your love last a lifetime! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’•
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@puppiwi I never even heard the Netflix part
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@EdmondsMal65319 45" tall??? I want proof
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@OnlyKateBackup Ya look fully dressed to me ๐Ÿ˜„
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@Brian_VA24 @RepPressley Because she assumes that they don't have the ability to pay, which I find to be an inherently racist sentiment, in and of itself.....
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@annawonderlandi You're perfect
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@br4ttyb4be OMG your energy is amazing!
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@lillaylaxox I'm filling you up like a water bottle at an oasis
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@pbourque29 @NFLonCBS @_BigBen7 @tracywolfson @steelers Took less money to stay here, not just one but twice in his career.
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@br4ttyb4be Decisions, decisions
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