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@thefapbar
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5 years
so may kadate akong doktor. habang nagdadrive siya minumura niya yung mga commuters kasi sila daw gumagawa ng traffic. sabi ko sira kasi ang lrt kaya wala silang maayos na masasakyan. ayaw talagang paawat. sabi ko itabi na lang niya yung sasakyan at magcocommute na lang ako.
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@thefapbar
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3 years
Tbh, ganda ng otso diretso last election diba? Sobrang pleased tayo, na wow ang ganda. Sila ang tutulong sa Pilipinas. Pero bakit hindi nanalo? Isipin nating mabuti. Hindi lahat ng gusto natin papasok. Popularity contest pa rin tong election. Kailangang mapanalo si Leni.
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@thefapbar
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4 years
Tama talaga na ang notebook ko nung elementary ay puro mukha ni Jolina. Lumaki ako ng tama at may takot sa diyos.
@AltABSCBN
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4 years
” ‘Pag Christmas special magkakasama tayong lahat, ‘di ba?... Bakit sa ganito biglang mawawala?” - Jolens Sarah Geronimo mahiya ka naman. Jusko.
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@thefapbar
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3 years
hindi porket sinabi ni leni na iboto niyo, iboboto natin. Gets na yun. Bakit ganyan ang line up? Kailangan ng boto. Bakit andun si Chiz? Need ng boto sa sorsogon. Bakit anjan si Joel? Dahil need ng boto sa christians. Bakit anjan si Dick? Kaaway niya si duterte.
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@thefapbar
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1 year
Introvert yung bf ko.Hindi siya comfy makipagsocialize sa friends ko (actually sa lahat), though madalas napipilit ko siya. But i've learned that it should be his decision to decide when he feels ready to meet them. Space lang always. Sure rin pala akong wala siyang tinatago.rawr
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@thefapbar
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10 months
My jowa and I have been in an open relationship for 7mo. While some might see this as a license for cheating,I strongly disagree. It's important to recognize that there's no one-size-fits-all approach to love. Let people enjoy their unique ways of managing their own relationships
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@thefapbar
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5 years
omg. guys, lam niyo na. idate niyo ko, im single. HAHAHAHA
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@thefapbar
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3 years
Luh may boyfriend na ko? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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@thefapbar
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3 years
Pero iboboto ko ba sila? No. Pero yung mga tao don sa sorsogon na ayaw kay Leni, pero dahil kaalyado na si Chiz, baka iboto na siya. Hindi natin maipapanalo si Leni sa puro pa-intellectual chika natin. Natalo na tayo last election don. Ibang strategy naman.
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@thefapbar
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3 years
NOT ISKO. NOT BBM. NOT PACQUAIO. NOT PING. PERIODT
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@thefapbar
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3 years
TANGINA NANDITO SI JAM MALI/GNO SA KABILANG TABLE WTF
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@thefapbar
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2 years
Maygahd. Sabog na sabog notiff ko habang nag i-island hopping. Boracay Jollibee po ito. Mwah.
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@thefapbar
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10 months
Hui. Huhu
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@thefapbar
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1 year
Malaking issue namin before na hindi siya comfy to meet my friends. Mag aargue pa ako na “eh friends ko sila eh, dapat friends mo rin.” Hindi pala dapat ganon. Kasi for him yung mga friends ko ay still strangers pa rin sa kanya.
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@thefapbar
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10 months
Went to the spa with a number. Masseur: sir gusto mo candy? Me: meron ba jan? Masseur: eto sir *nilabas yung kendi sa bibig* Me: SURE 😈
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@thefapbar
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4 years
MGA BAKLA, SINGLE AKO. BAKA MAKATULONG. Chz
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@thefapbar
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4 years
@atomaraullo May interview kay DOH USec Vergeire last March 22 na capable na tayo mag test ng around 1000 individuals per day pero pag titignan mo ang data meron pa rin tayong 654 pending test results, 722 PUIs, 6,321 PUMs. Imagine, 7-8 days matatapos natin ang backlogs.
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@thefapbar
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3 years
+points pa rin sa mga tops na pinapatapos ang bottoms nila.
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@thefapbar
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4 years
@xtianorozco Beh, eh mass com ata natapos niyan. Bat ba nasa denr yan.
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@thefapbar
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10 months
when I left UP, di ko rin alam saan magstart coz pagtuturo lang rin alam ko. Now im earning 3x my previous job sa UP. Tsaka na natin isipin ang mga bata, kapag iniisip na rin tayo ng gobyerno. Selfish but hindi kayang bayaran ng pagiging huwaran ang bills natin.
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陳世光 ɢᴀʙʀɪᴇʟ
10 months
Sa totoo lang, may mga gabi na umiiyak din ako. Na-realise ko kasi na, teaching won’t give me the life that I dream of. Ang hirap maging teacher sa Pililinas, private man o public. Pero ano’ng gagawin ko? Wala naman akong ibang alam na trabaho. ++
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@thefapbar
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4 years
Mathematical modeling has become a tool that is now highlighted and widely used to study problems and questions in public health. Mathematicians help public-health workers(phw) bec phw rarely have the math skills to develop informative models for public-health policy.
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@thefapbar
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1 year
Hi academic Twitter, Just wanted to drop you a line about our HIV/AIDS modeling research. Title: Mathematical Modeling and Optimal Control Strategies for HIV/AIDS Epidemic in the Philippines: Insights for Effective Intervention cc: @haruharupoca and Dwight
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5 years
@ivanbols *data hahahaha date ampots. Date tayo. Char
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3 years
Hi, I'm Herald. PhD Math student. Teaching Math at UP Diliman. Currently working with Covid-19 Modeling. Will soon work with optimal control applied to HIV/AIDS model. I also love pharmacokinetic-pharmacodynamic modeling and predictive microbiology. 💛💛💛
@earvsc
Earvin Charles B. Cabalquinto, PhD
3 years
So many Filipino scholars spread across the world. I'd like know about your excellent work. Introduce yourself via a reply or a retweet. As a start, let me introduce myself. I am Earvin, a Lecturer in Communication and a digital media and migration researcher! #ProudPinoyScholar
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3 years
Si PNoy yung presidente ng buong college life ko. Naalala ko lahat ng rally na sinalihan ko. Walang pulis sa loob ng UP. Yun lang.
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@thefapbar
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4 years
@_jimmyj Kaya di siya nag eat bulaga siguro. Charut
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@thefapbar
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8 years
Agot isidro has a masters degree in Communication. While Mocha Uson has a PhD degree in stupidity.
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@thefapbar
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3 years
@ohitsmiko Siguro sis ano, dapat itaas muna ang sweldo nila kasi dahil sa sobrang babang sweldo ng mga teacher, yung mga sinasabi natin na magagaling sa iba na lang sila pumupunta dahil di naman sila mag ggrow sa teaching.
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@thefapbar
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6 years
Dahil nainggit ako na di sila exempted sa finals sa basketball, di rin sila exempted sa finals ng math 11. 😏😏😏
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Juan Gómez de Liaño
6 years
Tweet media one
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1 year
Finally done with the grades!!!! Yay! Wrapping up an incredible 8-year journey as a teacher at UP. Saying goodbye with a mix of emotions. UP, you've been my cherished home where I've grown and made unforgettable memories. Grateful for the ride! Labyu and Bye! 🤗🥺🤗
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best fuck from @tglmango and @SepTheRedPanda . Grabe, dami niyong babies sa akin 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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@thefapbar
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5 years
@ivanbols Hi. Due to the date privacy law, binawasan ang mga infos na nilagay sa id. Medyo complicated yung law tbh. Haha.
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@thefapbar
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3 years
baduy daw magsuot ng UP shirt? luh. hindi ka lang taga UP kaya ganon. chz
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@thefapbar
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4 years
@RamuelAsturiano Doc, pag nilunok ko po ba ang tamod, pwede akong mahawa ng covid?
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@thefapbar
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10 months
Pwede rin pala namin kayong isama sa or/g/y na pinupuntahan namen. DM niyo lang me para masundo namin kayo. 🙈
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@thefapbar
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2 years
Kingina nung mga nasa dm ko. Huwag niyong gawing fetish ang mga teacher, underpaid kami.
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@thefapbar
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10 months
That being said, naghahanap kami lagi ng ka-play. Top or bottom. Any. Like rin namain couple like us ganern. 🤣
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@thefapbar
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8 years
In Math, we dont say "walang forever", instead we say 'the limit does not exist", and i think that's calculus.
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@thefapbar
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3 years
Tbf, walang masama here. Hehehe. Lalo na if requirement siya ng condo. Lahat nagiingat rin ngayon. Keep safe and magpabakuna kayo if may chance na. A4 is now rolling, so if you are an economic frontliner, register na sa LGU niyo!
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@thefapbar
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10 months
Mga teh, kalma niyo yang contentment argument na yan. Kung di kayo masaya sa open, eh di huwag niyong gawin. Also, huwag inormalize ang open? So ano ba ang “normal”? Monogamy? Haha tigilan niyo ko sa mga heteronormative thinking ninyo. :p
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@thefapbar
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2 years
@kianventures HAHAHA GAGU TRU APAKAMAHAL NA DITO
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