Nziokah @thee_mwago Twitter profile

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

3 months

Insensitive, stupid and occasionally shows signs of being mentally unstable

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

@yvng_jooh huskii hio ni ya kuonyesha net weight 😂💔

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6 months

@carltonkitheka1 hawa sasa ndio wako certified kutumia "lol", "lmao" na "lmfao". The rest watumie "naishaa" 😂

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@4vataruniverse this lady was badass

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1 year

KoT laying a trap for Americans so that they can destroy them 😂 #KenyavsUSA

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Nziokah

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1 year

I never knew sleeping sickness affected body parts #tirriestuesday

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

11 months

@__spence_r sasa Zetech nitataja wapi?😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

Hakuna watu wamebambika na hizi memes za "dust" kama single folks

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

@humuorn_ such a nice thread. Read it with that Kikuyu accent 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

umekuja kudeposit chwani?

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

4 months

@apple_amani performance anxiety. Ulikuwa tight sana ama he had been wanting to hit it badly

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

@CFC_Eduh there's this one time alitweet akisema niece wake hakui approached by the opposite gender then a guy replied "Labda ni juu anafanana na nephew wake" 😭😭

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

@Degrata254 @its_abner_ hii story ya tattoos ku affect his health nimeskia toka nikuwe primary. And then the guy who was talking said that Wayne had 2 yrs to live. It's 8 yrs now. Also, he can't remember most of his own songs bc Wayne has been freestyling all his songs toka early 2000s

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

9 months

@Martoh__ I believe this is the main factor

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

8 months

@humuorn_ in most cases sex is what the lady offers in the relationship bc maybe the man pays all the bills. So when this happens theres some "trade imbalance" 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

I usually act stupid but I can be smart when it's important

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

leo niko high kuliko the cost of living

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

It sucks when you want someone so bad but you have to pretend that you're not that interested in them to avoid coming across as a desperate mortal

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

when you badly want to text her but you don't know what to type

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

Kuna madharau ingine siwezi forgive. Unaniuliza aje najiita aje Facebook? That is soo diabolical

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

@ImSammyBlacks @thee_mwago

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

The Only Fans model from the US who is paid to not upload her content 😂 #KenyavsUSA

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 month

@leahmolatseli @IamGavin__ Imagine imposing a 16% tax on cancer treatment introducing motor vehicle tax, taxing bread not providing vaccines removing Linda Mama (it ensured that pregnant women delivered for free)

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

4 months

Yesu pia alikuwa akipatwa na morning erection?

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

3 months

@mfsvlly @Gek_yum mokorogo hukuwa brown, yeye ni mokore imeshura 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

Dem ako na sura inakaa vile inataka but haga inakaa vile nataka

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

9 months

What is the second stanza of the Zetech university Anthem

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

My biggest regret is getting that COVID jab

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

call me Malone coz this is a post

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

9 months

@Steviejoebrown @historyinmemes do you understand the meaning of the word 'native'

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

10 months

Design kunanyesha lec asipotuma boats hatukuji hio class. Juu streets ziko flooded ajab. Ni kama El Nino imeanza 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

Sometimes you have to make a decision that will break your heart but will give peace to your soul.

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

Juzi nimepatana na lec akitembea kidogo nimwombe lift

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

At times me huangalia vitu napost hadi naona enyewe sina akili razini 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

Ati umemwona kwa Audi

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

This generation of women sucks, mbona hawatembei na leso?

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

2 months

@Saqibcomo @SKTheKingYT really bro? 😭

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 month

Teargas inarushwa na mafans wanashout "Gotha tena!"

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

7 months

Mwaka iko kuisha na bado sijui huyo Gabzy ni nani

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

8 months

@Dreyanna12 beautiful scenes. Lovely scenes indeed. I know you're hurting at the moment. I hope it gets worse for you, like literally 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

Unadhani watu wameconcentrate kwa lec lakini ukipost hao ndio wa kwanza kulike and repost 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 month

Nimerepost tweets mingi za demos hadi naskia TL ikinuka teargas 😭

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

There are some people who don't a life outside their phones

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

4 months

Everyone has a part to play for the growth of the relationship

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

I've got so much hate in me so watch how you address me

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

4 months

I see my Mama's smile that's a blessing

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

What's your best song of 2023? Me: First person shooter

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

Shok delete unakam kuchunguza Bosco: sema uone

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

4 months

"Naskia njaa but sijiskii kula" sema tu huna pesa

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

@_thegoodbadboy @aangdaily not really, remember when he helped free Aang from the fire army. The episode where Sokka and Katara were sick and needed to suck on frozen frogs to heal

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

@Psychohsins I know this is none of my business but you risk ending up in jail... na hatutakuwa na wewe 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

Mum akikuchapa alafu akanyage banana peel na aanguke

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

Alcohol tastes differently when you don't have a reason to drink

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

A rat in Kenya vs a rat in America 😂 #KenyavsUSA

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

11 months

Me to people with the same name as me

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

3 months

Barua toka kwa Jaramogi na Kenyatta, Wanauliza kama Kenya kuko sawa Nikawajibu Kenya tuko na Disaster Watoto wetu wanazidi kuzikana

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

8 months

Nataka kwenda Kempiski siku moja niangalie menu for a while then niite waiter nimwambie anipee chapo ndengu

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

10 months

me tweeting my audience

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

3 months

Sikuangi mtu mzuri btw. I just have random moments when I do good.

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

Something got a hold on me lately and I don't know myself anymore

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

Akikwambia ameitwa Garissa university na alikuwa amekupromise atakuja university ziko along Thika Road

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

Ukiwa date alafu akuulize "What's your take on the Roe vs Wade debate"

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

4 months

After thorough self reflection I've come to the conclusion that I'm mentally unstable

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

4 months

Only her pictures could cheer me up rn

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

4 months

Kumbe sikula supper. Wacha niende nikaoshe sufuria ya ugali sasa

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

I just killed two birds with one stone

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

@Carribean3_ unaanza kufikiria how bad that decision was 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

7 months

Lakini shida ya African mums hukuwa gani? Kuna mtoto amechapwa juu ameanguka 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

9 months

Mlisema hamtawahi nitumia tirries? Kwendeni huko maumbwa nyinyi 🫴

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

9 months

I'm auditioning for new friends, hit me up if you're interested 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

4 months

Huyu dem hudhani yeye ni type yangu. Ngoja nipate pesa vizuri, atashangaa sana

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

@georgediano also, men should avoid taking their wives to stay with their mums over a long period of time. Siku 3 at most imetosha

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

3 months

Today I learnt that Arabs were the first people to enslave Africans. We were never taught about this

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 month

@ChudiAnya1 @ali_naka from the bottom of my heart; umbwa wewe! 😒

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

Did we stop listening to Tatiana because we stopped believing in love ama what happened?

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

4 months

Hii mvua ni kama haitaki tufanye exams

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

8 months

Vile kunanyesha hivi me naonelea wa postpone hizo exams tutakuja kuzifanya next sem

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

world Coin is such a good eye-dia 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

2 months

Umeiva ivo vyote alafu unamaintain eye contact na mimi, kwani unataka niblush

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

7 months

Chemist hafungui shop bana! I've been waiting for 3 hrs now. Kwani anataka nikuwe mzazi?

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

Unless we come together and shout in unison "Ruto must Go!" , this country will know no peace

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

4 months

@AllanNyash hizi puns zako huwa top notch. That's why me ni fern wako

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

6 months

Lakini some of you huvaa aje? Kama hutaki kuvaa nguo si ubaki kwa nyumba ushinde uchi basi

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

7 months

Mbona Catholic songs huwa lit zikiimbwa kwa club 😂

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

5 months

Avoid cock-blocking your bro whenever he's spiting his rizz

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

9 months

Maseno School is the only place on earth where you can sleep in one county and go to school in another county. Did I mention that the equator passes through it?

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

At 2 am tukipatana na mzae kwa mlango ya maid

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

1 year

Mwende nimekujia tu past papers, please

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

9 months

Avocado 70(seventy shillings) !!!!! Kwani inakam na senye!?

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

7 months

You don't hate men. You just hate the fact that you can't control the men around you

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

7 months

She is not your lover brother, please don't tame her

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Nziokah

@thee_mwago

8 months

I actually believe that circumcision puts you at a greater risk of getting infected with STDs

PoetDafina♐

@artdafinakenya

8 months

Funny how you troll Africans who aren't circumcised but kwa wazungus is where you draw the line. Did you know that 2 thirds of males worldwide are uncircumcised? Those wazungus whom you worship don't even circumcise. They include Holland, Belgium, France, Germany, Switzerland,